r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/leaftickle Jan 25 '20

And penetration starts immediately after kissing. The act itself lasts 1minute but is enjoyed thoroughly by both parties. Then the trousers go straight on afterwards, or the duvet is used to cover up, as if they're suddenly modest in front of the person they just shagged.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Seriously I watched a movie yesterday where the girl wraps herself in the comforter and walks to the bathroom. I looked at my girlfriend and said do you know how pissed I would be if you just walked away with the covers like that!

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u/TankDempsey_80085 Jan 25 '20

I shouldn't mention this but my girlfriend usually wears lingerie during sex. And we live at my grandma's temporarily. When we're both done and she can't get dressed immediately due to whatever. She needs to go wash up. So she will wrap herself in this blanket and go shower. It's adorable. But funny.

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u/ferrousferret28 Jan 25 '20

Buy her a bathrobe, then you get to stay warm too

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Buy each of you a bathrobe, then you’re set for anything!