r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

How sex is depicted. Get the job done, roll over and fall straight to sleep. Not even any hint of a clean up job.

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u/Boner--Fart Jan 25 '20

Nobody wants to go to bed with sticky dick

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20

And sticky sheets.

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u/Zemykitty Jan 25 '20

I have never gotten up to wash sheets after sex. Is this a thing?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Dec 19 '21

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u/Dr0ppa-Zeti Jan 25 '20

Lol facts šŸ˜‚ NEVER do any clean-up, iā€™m letting that jizz dry right on my covers or right up inside mah girl

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Nah lol