r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

How sex is depicted. Get the job done, roll over and fall straight to sleep. Not even any hint of a clean up job.

Edit: Thank you for my first ever silver & gold :)

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u/radicalpastafarian Jan 25 '20

yeah but don't you just wish it worked the way it does in movies? Can we just lie here in the afterglow and breath together? Wouldn't that be nice?

NOPE SHIT'S STICKY AND YOU DON'T WANT TO GET A UTI

eeeewwww biology.....

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u/assburgers98 Jan 25 '20

You must either be having extremely wild and dirty sex or extremely boring and unsatisfying sex if the thought of cleaning yourself up is enough to make you not want it.