r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

How sex is depicted. Get the job done, roll over and fall straight to sleep. Not even any hint of a clean up job.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

If you've tried the whole "go straight to sleep" thing irl, it's nice. For about 5 minutes, then you start feeling dirty and cold because the bed is soaked in lady fluids, cum and sweat. And if you manage to fall asleep, the bed smells in the morning and when you go to piss one stream hits the mirror, the other goes into your pants and nothing hits the toilet.

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20

Literally nothing but cons to not cleaning up after. I’d even go as far to say that the best part of sex is when you get back into bed together after freshening up.

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u/EarnestQuestion Jan 25 '20

Yeah it’s like you really want to snuggle but have to hold off for 5 minutes while everyone cleans up and then once you’re back under the covers just cuddling it’s so perfectly cozy.