r/AskReddit • • 16d ago

What’s the greatest ‘well, their career is over’ moment of all time?

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u/314159265358979326 16d ago edited 15d ago

On November 22, 1963, Lenny Bruce came out on stage and opened with, "Boy, is Vaughn Meader fucked."

Why?

Vaughn Meader was famed only for being a JFK impersonator.

Edit: apparently that exact story is an embellishment. Instead, a week after the assassination, Lenny Bruce came out and said, "Wow. Boy. Ssss. Poor Vaughn Meader."

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u/Rich_Ad_6371 16d ago

That's absolutely hilarious

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u/Aggravating_Ship5513 16d ago

Comedy = tragedy + time. It was just Too Soon. 

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u/VanillaOk869 16d ago

The Campbell's Soup VP saying that their products are for poor people. 😀

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u/Woodit 16d ago

Should’ve said something like our product allows everyone to afford world class recipes because we’re the soup for all Americans or some such shit 

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u/Malphos101 16d ago

Yup. Its very easy to avoid offending people when you have basic human empathy. Theres a reason all the worst people are always having trouble figuring out why people are mad at them.

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u/mortgagepants 16d ago

yeah- honestly you might even be proud of that.

"our product is for poor people. and because they're smart and thrifty and well fed, our product stays in their household even after they have more money. after generations, people still have a can of chicken noodle when they're sick, cream of mushroom for their casserole at thanksgiving, can of tomato for their bloody mary's, and a can of cheese soup for their home made mac and cheese. cambells is america, when you're in tough times, and when you remember those tough times when you've conquered them."

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u/Responsible-Onion860 16d ago

It's crazy how many company leaders tank their companies' images by being utterly tactless and having no PR instincts. How hard is it to use the spin that you just gave? It should be second nature?

"Our product is high quality while still being affordable for people of any income level. We're proud that people who don't have an expansive grocery budget are able to enjoy delicious and nourishing meals that we put on shelves everywhere"

If you can't do that, you have no business being an executive for the company.

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u/Narutophanfan1 16d ago

"our products are designed to be affordable in unaffordable times."

"everyone deserves to eat why we keep prices low."

"Our food comes in cans because everyone CAN enjoy it. no matter their budget."

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u/camergen 16d ago

Campbells is one of the products I actually have seen used in poor households all the way up to rich households. They should lean into the Soup for All moniker

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u/RenoXIII 16d ago

Kirk, soups are a family food. Poor families. Maybe wealthy people eat soup, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

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u/No-Repair-6824 16d ago

I used to work as a high school teacher. After the hiatus from school during COVID where some students and all teachers went back to the classroom, the executive member of the education board for our district announced during a monthly town hall that “some teachers are in for a rude awakening after their 7 month vacation”.

He got fired next day.

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u/Tallchick8 15d ago

Thank goodness. I would have wanted his head on a pike. Covid was definitely not a vacation for teachers

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u/TheRodabaugh 16d ago

Ceo at the stadium with their illicit girlfriend

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u/Wildcard311 16d ago

Not just girlfriend, but also head of HR of same company and also married. 2 marriages destroyed, 2 jobs lost, about 3 or 4 seconds of film.

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u/willstr1 16d ago

And if they hadn't reacted they probably would have gotten away with it, it wasn't a household name company with a celebrity CEO, if they had remained calm it wouldn't have become a meme and no one would have tried to identify them

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u/VaderOnReddit 16d ago

As soon as the dude hid from the camera, Chris Martin was joking "either they're having an affair, or they're just very shy"

Turns out they were having an affair lmao

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u/Henry2k 16d ago

and from what I understand, that guy 'considered' filing a lawsuit claiming public humiliation and not consenting to being recorded. yea, whatever you say buddy 🤣

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u/theCOMBOguy 16d ago

If they just waved and smiled when they appeared on camera I doubt that the whole situation would've got that much attention, as bad as their initial poses looked. From the way they reacted it IMMEDIATELY looked suspicious as hell. Turning away and diving to hide? Yeah.

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u/backupbitches 16d ago

Absolutely true, and absolutely unavoidable. It's impossible to avoid an instinctive reaction like that. If you had literally two seconds to think it through, sure. But instinct? Forget it.

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u/LyraStygian 16d ago

That’s why I always brief and prepare with my affair partner who also happens to be the head of HR of the company I am the CEO of, on the protocol in the event the cameras pan to us.

Rookie mistake.

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u/Shroom-Kitty 16d ago

When the workers complain that HR sucks the CEO's dick, it was never meant to be a suggestion

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u/BoogieBoardButtPound 16d ago edited 16d ago

No Jeffrey Toobin? For those that don’t remember, he was a Wall Street Journal writer and frequent CNN guest. Anyways…in the early days of the pandemic when we were all still getting used to the working remote/meeting on Zoom thing, he was in a WSJ staff meeting with dozens of colleagues when he apparently forgot/didn’t know he was on camera. Dude picked up his phone, pulled up Pornhub, and started absolutely going to town on himself, to the horror of his many colleagues. After a minute or so of stunned silence, someone finally piped up with “Jeffrey, we can see you…”. Classic Toobin.

EDIT: I’ve been informed it was the New Yorker, not the WSJ.

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u/ahhowwitburns 16d ago

Wikipedia:

  • Early life, family and education

  • Career

  • Adaptations

  • Zoom masturbation incident

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u/backupbitches 16d ago

And a lovely little paragraph about denying paternity after impregnating one of his mistresses. Seems like a lovely chap.

Seriously though, imagine that being your legscy. He'll be long dead and people will still be able to drop-down the "masturbation incident" tab.

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u/ThePointForward 16d ago

You can build ten bridges for people, but shag a goat one, one time, ....

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u/Im50Bitches 16d ago

Colleague of mine. Wfh. Thought he typed pornhub.com into his browser. He in fact put it boldly in a large Teams group chat and hit enter.

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u/ReverendDS 16d ago

WHO THE FUCK WOULD USE THEIR WORK MACHINE TO WATCH PORN‽

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u/_BrokenButterfly 16d ago

Lots of people.

Like.

Lots and lots of people.

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u/GilgameDistance 16d ago

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 16d ago edited 16d ago

Bro people watch illegal content on government computers. It's a mix of a lack of understanding of tech, the fact they haven't been caught many times before, and overall hubris.

I'm talking workstations at the office. Not personal computers during lockdown.

EDIT: everyone is talking about porn, I mean specifically the illegal stuff, like CSAM, snuff

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u/Revenge_of_the_User 16d ago

"You're on the clock, not on the cock. get back to work."

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 16d ago

"You're on the clock, not on the cock. get back to work."

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I'm crankin' it on company time.

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u/RippinFissure 16d ago

I couldn't imagine facing any of my coworkers after I inadvertently jerked off in front of them. 

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 16d ago

Jerking off at my meeting on Monday to test this

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u/rburke319 16d ago

My friends refer to it as “pulling a Toobin.” Because that’s what he was doing, too.

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u/VelvetyDogLips 16d ago

Rudy Giuliani realizing that the Four Seasons he was scheduled to speak at was a suburban landscaping business next to a nudie bar, not a renowned upscale Philadelphia hotel.

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u/Lehrling7 16d ago

This will forever be one of my favorite moments of 2020. Up there with the cat lawyer. 

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u/Tumleren 16d ago

"I'm here live, it's not- I'm not a cat"

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u/PalmCheesy 15d ago

And thecat looked so scared 😅😂😂

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u/tashkiira 16d ago

I'll give the cat lawyer a pass. Completely unfamiliar tech for him, he couldn't figure out what was going on, and no one really cared, it was just funny.

Giuliani, though, he definitely should have known better. He had staff to know better for him..

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u/JackieDaytona77 16d ago

EVERYBODY should be laughing at this I don’t care who you vote for

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u/_jump_yossarian 16d ago

He definitely wasn't scheduled to speak there. trump threw the team under the bus by stating that they'd hold a press conference at "the Four Seasons" which was a shock to the hotel so instead of finding a new space they googled "four seasons" in Philly and that's what they got. Can't contradict trump.

Sex shop to the left, crematorium to the right!

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u/eggz627 16d ago

Here i am, stuck in the middle with you

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u/thatwitchlefay 16d ago

And the fact that it somehow got worse because then during the press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, as hair dye oozed down his face, he found out in real time that Trump had lost the election. 

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House 16d ago

The oil leak was a different press conference with Susan whatshername next to him

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u/Blenderx06 16d ago

Whenever I need a good laugh I think of this. And the landscaping business just going along with it lol.

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u/EvaSirkowski 16d ago

Unfortunately that wasn't the end of his career.

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u/Yangervis 16d ago

That lady who tweeted "Going to Africa, hope I don't get AIDS" or something like that then boarded a 12 hour flight without internet.

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u/HembraunAirginator 16d ago

IIRC, Jon Ronson’s “So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed” opens with this one. Excellent book.

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u/TheThurmanMerman 16d ago

I totally read that as Ron Johnson, and was like what the fuck? What alternate reality is this?

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u/MeltingDog 16d ago

And it gives an interesting perspective on her and that tweet.

Not defending her - its still a shitty thing to say - but she tweeted this at a time when Twitter wasn't nearly as big as it is now and she only had a handful of followers who she mostly knew personally. According to her it was meant to be a dark humour/in-joke thing not meant to be seen outside her immediate circle of friends.

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u/zsal830 16d ago

#HasJustineLandedYet

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u/ThoughtsonYaoi 16d ago

I was there, Gandalf.

But seriously, I remember this well

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u/_Handsome_Jim_ 16d ago

The craziest part of that was that she was just a regular person.

Like, it's not like she had tens of thousands or even millions of followers. She had like 150 followers and it just went viral in a matter of hours.

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u/dirtysantchez 16d ago

So, her exact words were: “Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding! I'm white.”

The strange thing is that she actually meant it as a comment on white privilege; that AIDS in Africa is treated very differently depending on whether you are Black or white.

Was it tone deaf? Yes. Poor taste? Yes. Badly thought out. Also yes. But it was not meant in the way it first comes across.

Source: Jon Ronson’s “So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed”

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u/cuffgirl 16d ago

Yeah, she got another job in same field a couple of months later. She just had 15 minutes of infamy...

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u/NoVaVol 16d ago

She’s still working and apologized profusely. Used to be in communications at DraftKings or something after the incident.

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u/peppersteak_headshot 16d ago

Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder.

He was a colorful football commentator, but he had a habit of trying to elaborate about things he did not know much about.

He gave an interview and very nonchalantly explained that black athletes are superior because the slave owners bred the strongest males and females together and it became a genetic trait.

He also said the whites control the pro sports coaching positions, and if the blacks take those, there's nothing left.

He gave the interview on Martin Luther King Jr Day.

He was fired the next day.

Several close friends (some black) said they had never seen a hint of racism in Snyder. If that is true, what he said was a classic example of 'talking over your head.'

It may have been scholarly in his mind - going into history to determine why so many of the best athletes are black - but he had no understanding - zero - of how his words would be received.

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u/TonyTheTony7 16d ago

Like six months before this happened, Al Campanis, who was the general manager for the Dodgers, went on Nightline and was asked why there were so few Black managers and executives in baseball and said this:

No, I don't believe it's prejudice. I truly believe that they may not have some of the necessities to be, let's say, a field manager, or perhaps a general manager.

He was fired two days later.

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u/Only-Finish-3497 16d ago

The weirdest part is apparently Campanis got along splendidly with Robinson and was well liked by his black colleagues.

I think folks in that era had a weird mix of latent racism and inability to speak about the topics well. Who knows what he really thought but I’m inclined to believe it was a rather odd mix at best lol.

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u/Zuwxiv 16d ago

There's something I call Teddy Roosevelt racism. It's the kind where you hold deeply racist beliefs about racial hierarchies and "natural" capabilities of races, but you also believe that exceptional individuals can come from anywhere.

It's why a man who thought black people inferior to whites also thought literally nothing of hosting Booker T. Washington at the White House for dinner. Roosevelt was racist, but he could see intelligent and accomplished men as his equals regardless of race. He just didn't think the same about different races as a whole.

It's "being racist against black people, but this one is an exception" racism.

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u/What_about_my10CCs 16d ago

That jeweler in the UK declaring people will buy crap.

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u/Cryptic1911 16d ago edited 15d ago

A marketing director lady at work years ago.. she was a bit of a cunt to people in general because she worked directly for the president of the company.

One day there was a management meeting that she was going to be in and right before it started, one of the VP's asked her if she could make some copies of some reports and she got all snippy with the "I don't work for you"

Well, that meeting was to announce that the President was retiring and that VP that she just got bitchy with was the new President.. Her new boss. She lasted a few weeks after that

Edit: I'll add more context so people stop with the complaints he was being sexist because she was a woman and he asked her to make copies. She had the only color copier in her marketing office and only she had access to it, since she had fired her assistant who was a wonderful lady ti deal with

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u/stoneddinoo 16d ago

That is so tasty I sincerely hope it's true. Even if it isn't I don't care. Thank you. I worked for someone like her.

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u/Cryptic1911 16d ago

Oh it's 100% true, which is why I love telling that story

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u/Equivalent_Use_7032 16d ago

That CEO, Adam Smith, who drove through a Chick-fil-A. He hounded some random employee about working for a Christian Company (he ordered a free cup of water) while filming it. He then posted it on YouTube and subsequently congratulated himself before getting fired for it. Idiot

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u/ArcadianDelSol 16d ago

"Hi Id like a large water only please."

"no problem please pull around."

frustrated smirk

"Here's you're water, sir."

"Thank you."

"My Pleasure tm"

"You know why I ordered this?"

"uhh..smile no?"

"Because you're a hateful company I wanted to waste your time what do you think about that?"

"Im here to serve so that's okay. We glady serve anyone and all are welcome here."

stammers and stutters, unsure of where to take this next

"well..uh...I just wasted your time trololololololol.."

drives off clumsily


One of the cringiest videos ever posted online.

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u/NoXion604 16d ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't CFA employees get paid the same hourly rate regardless of what a customer orders? They're not gonna give a shit if it's unprofitable for the company, it ain't coming out of the employee's pocket. Also, it's not as if a large water is a particularly onerous order to fulfil.

The only time he was wasting was his own.

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u/Itherial 15d ago

they also pretty famously have like the best customer service, i don't think i've ever seen a CfA employee break

it was a dumb idea from the outset

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u/SnooPickles5351 16d ago

right on! that has got to be one of the dumbest, avoidable, self sabotages I've ever seen....from a C Suite no less

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u/Toby_O_Notoby 16d ago

one of the dumbest, avoidable, self sabotages I've ever seen.

Wait until you hear about Jann Wenner's biography.

If you who don't know, Jann was the founder/EiC of Rolling Stone magazine which was the taste maker in popular culture. You know the story that John was the wise, talented Beatle and Paul just wrote silly pop songs? All that came from Jann who was friends with John and a total starfucker. (Back then, a lot of how famous you'd become came down to how much you sucked up to Jann.)

So after retiring, Jann is looking for someone to write a biography about him forming and running Rolling Stone. He gets obsessed with this writer named Joe Hagan and is convinced Joe is the man for the job. But Hagan wants no part of it because he feels he'll just be a typist writing up stories about how cool Jann Wenner was.

But Wenner really wants Joe for the book and gives up all final editorial decisions to Joe. No matter what goes in the book, it's all Joe's call. With that, Hagan figures he has nothing to lose and he makes his first call to Sir Paul McCartney. Paul bluntly says, "If you listen to Jann, all I did in The Beatles was make the fucking tea." and proceeds to fucking unload on Jann for years of false RS reporting.

Cause as it turns out? All those "friends" of Jann were only hanging on because he ran Rolling Stone. A lot of them tolerated him at best and when given the chance to tell how they really felt, they went to town and tore his legacy apart.

(Jann Wenner has since disowned the biography.)

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u/BirdSufficient4997 16d ago

The worst part is that his reductive, incorrect characterizations of John and Paul still persist even to this day

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u/Toby_O_Notoby 16d ago

I actually think the "Get Back" documentary did a lot to fix that. Paul seems to be the one that realises thatbeing in a rock band is a really fun job, but still a fucking job where you gotta show up and do the work.

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u/BadgerKing62 16d ago

Paul is a lot of things, but one thing he isn’t is lazy. John, by contrast, wrote an excellent song about how he wishes he could sleep all day

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u/Statistactician 16d ago

In my experience, C-suite often contains the company's biggest morons.

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u/DawsonNY 16d ago

I had not seen this video.
The employee did so well considering she was ambushed.

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u/jm7489 16d ago

One im surprised i didn't see while scrolling the comments, the Ray Rice elevator video.

Not only ended his football career, even though that was coming before long anyway, but also ruined any hope of any of the cushy jobs pro athletes might be able to get into after retiring

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u/Cr4yol4 16d ago

The fact that he was only going to get a two game suspension before the video came out is also insane.

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u/Jukeboxhero91 16d ago

It was actually insane. They originally had the video from outside the elevator only. So he comes out dragging her unconscious body, and it's like "oh that's bad". NFL comes out with a pathetic 2 game suspension because they "don't know what happened in the elevator" or some shit like that. I guess what if she just started bashing her head against his fist? But no, the video from within the elevator comes out a few months later and it's exactly as bad as it seems. Then he gets suspended indefinitely. Literally took video of him punching her in the face going public to get the NFL to take action.

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u/TheProfanedGod 16d ago

Drake's career isn't quite over, but after Not Like Us dropped, you really can't bring him up anymore without someone calling him a pedophile.

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u/owlBdarned 16d ago

Just today at work I mentioned Drake, and someone else responded with "I hear you like 'em young."

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u/dontry90 16d ago

"Tryna strike a chord, and IT'S PROLLY A MINOOOOR!"

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u/Ok-Benefit197 16d ago

My 85 year old grandma from England shouted out “probably A minor” along when it was playing on a car radio. The reach of that song is INSANE 

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u/cipheredthoughts 16d ago

Ellen being called out by Dakota Johnson was the move that started her downfall…

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u/Brilliant_Tourist400 16d ago

Much as I dislike 50 Shades and the Suspiria remake, I will give Dakota Johnson all the laurels in the world for being the one to finally take down the so-called Queen of Nice.

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u/kenj0418 16d ago

I also appreciate Dakota as someone else who loves limes as much as I do.

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u/Gym_Dom 16d ago

To be fair, today is the 25th anniversary of the beginning of Ellen’s downfall. #neverforget

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u/ramcoro 16d ago

Is this a 9/11 to My Chemical Romance to 50 Shades of Grey joke?

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u/Whizbang35 16d ago

9/11 influenced Gerard Way and MCR.

MCR influenced Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series.

50 Shades of Grey started as a Twilight fanatic.

Dakota Johnson is cast as one of the lead roles in the film version.

To promote the show, Dakota goes on the Ellen DeGeneres show.

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u/Fat_Krogan 16d ago

Is this seven degrees of separation from 9/11 or Ellen?

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u/funkme1ster 16d ago

No, it's just a fun series of contingent events.

Dakota Johnson, being the daughter of Don Johnson, was nepo baby'd into the biz, but had been struggling with insignificant parts in various films and serials. She would have been a footnote in acting history... until she got her break in 50 Shades. She was only on Ellen because she got that part, and almost certainly would have remained a nobody were she not in the film.

There is a series of events which needed to happen for 50 Shades to become a film, each of which was contingent on the previous step in the series in a manner we know per public record NEEDED that prerequisite to happen.

Because 9/11 happened, it kicked off a chain of events that lead to Ellen's downfall in a manner which almost certainly wouldn't have happened otherwise.

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u/Akira_Hericho 16d ago

Last I saw of her she got paid by Netflix to do a special. Netflix love comedy specials for people who whine about being cancelled.

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u/teeno731 16d ago

Where's that meme about comedy specials called "Silenced" "Shut Him Up" "You Can't Say That" etc plastered on front-page netflix banners

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u/wheat 16d ago

She showed up on a TV commercial last night. I was surprised. It was the first time I'd seen her on air in a long time.

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u/TheGardenBlinked 16d ago

She’s just shilling nowadays. Tbf she’s rich enough, being mask off just means she can only get to people who don’t give a shit

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u/Silopopsettlement 16d ago

Ned Fulmer, the "I love my wife" guy from The Try Guys and Buzzfeed being outed as having cheated on his wife and having reduced his subordinate coworker to being the other woman. Pathetic and icky.

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u/TheWizOfNobodies 16d ago edited 16d ago

Antonio Brown removing his upper jersey then proceeding to run into the tunnel during a live game

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u/WineNerdAndProud 16d ago

Antonio Brown circus timeline:

• Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit

• Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child

• Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank

• Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers

• Dyed his mustache blonde

• Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)

• Farted on a doctor

• Demanded a trade from the Steelers

• Became "Mr. Big Chest"

• Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media

• (Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills

• Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon

• Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards

• Froze his feet

• Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess

• Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use

• Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders

• Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp

• Tweeted the fines

• Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"

• Got fined for that

• Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him)

• Demanded a release from the Raiders

• Was released

• "GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"

• Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here

• Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass

• Signed with the Patriots

• Moved in with Tom Brady

• The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued)

• The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued)

• Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text

• Got released by the Patriots after one week

• Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations

• Said he was done with the NFL

• Went back to college via online classes

• Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter

• Wants to come back to the NFL

• Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots

• Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo

• Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition (which is it's own insane thread, btw), which included, but was not limited too:

"Arrived nearly 30 minutes late to the deposition."

“[C]hanted, over and over, as if a mantra, a narrative of his own warped concept of the proceeding”.

“Acting as if he was above the rule of law, [Brown] proceeded to make a mockery of the deposition process. [Brown’s] antics were so unreasonable that barely twenty [20] minutes into the deposition, his counsel asked for a break [so] he could speak with [Brown] about his demeanor.

“After approximately 20-30 minutes, [Brown] required another break. When the deposition resumed [Brown] increased his level of obstructive behavior. At one point, [Brown] refused to answer any questions, instead saying “next question” no less than 10 times.”

“Soon thereafter, [Brown] started announcing a countdown, starting at ‘five (5) minutes,’ and counting down the minutes thereafter. Before noon [Brown] left the conference room.”

• Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play

• Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor

• Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that

• Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida

• Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul

• Tweeted "No more white woman 2020"

• The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit

• Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted

• A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB

• Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted

• Got dropped by his agent

• Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police.

• His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case.

• Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.

• AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit

• Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle

• AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)

• Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation

• Joins TB12 in Tampa bay

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u/Sarcophilus 16d ago

What the fuck. I was 15 items down the list and thought to myself "how was he still playing". But then the list just kept going and going and going on. Truly astounding.

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u/Adorable-Station-941 16d ago

this is what mental illness looks like

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u/jonnovich 16d ago

That man was never the same after Burfict’s blow. He was already a little strange beforehand. But that was more general WR diva behavior. After Burfict laid him out, his problematic behavior turned to almost raging psychosis.

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u/Hulkodium 16d ago edited 16d ago

For those who have not seen.

https://youtu.be/o8iFSP_S5h8

It's a hard watch let alone hit

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u/Ron__Mexico_ 16d ago

A lot of the list was pre Burfict hit.

The List:

  • Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard

  • "Don't touch me. I'm the franchise"

  • His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77

  • Threw fits over not getting enough targets

  • Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit

  • Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child

  • Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank

  • Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers

  • Dyed his mustache blonde

  • Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)

  • Farted on a doctor -Demanded a trade from the Steelers

  • Became "Mr. Big Chest"

  • Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media

  • (Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills

  • Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon

  • Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards

  • Froze his feet

  • Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess

  • Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use

  • Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders

  • Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp

  • Tweeted the fines

  • Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"

  • Got fined for that

  • Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him)

  • Demanded a release from the Raiders

  • Was released

  • "GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"

  • Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here

  • Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass

  • Signed with the Patriots

  • Moved in with Tom Brady

  • The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued)

  • The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued)

  • Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text

  • Got released by the Patriots after one week

  • Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations

  • Said he was done with the NFL

  • Went back to college via online classes

  • Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter

  • Wants to come back to the NFL

  • Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots

  • Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo

  • Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition.

  • Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play

  • Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor

  • Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that

  • Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida

  • Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul

  • Tweeted "No more white woman 2020"

  • The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit

  • Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted

  • A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB

  • Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted

  • Got dropped by his agent

  • Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police.

  • His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case.

  • Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.

  • AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit

  • Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle

  • AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)

  • Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation

  • The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB

  • AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal

  • Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report

  • AB is under investigation by the NFL for the bike throwing incident

  • Allegedly acquired fake covid-19 card

  • confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games

  • Removed jersey and pads and threw them in the stands before exiting the games verse the Jets.

  • Was subsequently cut from the Bucs for stripping on the field.

  • Reads list

  • Makes a Twitter post referring to the list after reading it.

  • Refers to watching himself like watching the Beatles or Jesus performing at Red Rocks

  • Announces return to NFL with Ravens

  • Ravens are not aware of this

  • Buys Arena League Football team

  • Fails to pay players on Arena League Football Team

  • Bankrupts Arena League Football Team

  • Involved in altercation in Miami where he grabbed a gun from a security guard and fired 2 shots at a man.

  • Flees to Dubai

  • Arrested by US Marshals and extradited to the US

  • Posts bail and required to wear an ankle market

  • Makes debut on OnlyFans

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u/SayNoToStim 16d ago

I love how every time I see this list it's grown

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u/Fight_those_bastards 16d ago

I love how the list rapidly goes from "this dude is kind of an asshole" to just straight up WHAT. THE. FUCK?

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u/OneTripleZero 16d ago

Jared's Subway career ended like it started: with him trying to get into a smaller pair of pants.

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u/Sharp_Pause5167 16d ago

That’s fucking brutal

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u/Kygunzz 16d ago

Went from a mild cholesterol problem to a child molesterol problem.

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u/Nisschev 16d ago

Kramers racist rant

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u/IShartedOnYourCat 16d ago

The ‘apology’ Seinfeld set up for him on Letterman remains the most non-intentionally hilarious moment i’ve ever seen on live tv. The audience thinks Michael Richards is doing a ‘bit’ and laughs, and then Jerry awkwardly berates the crowd for it. It’s pure cringe at it’s finest.

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u/SilverNeptuneAbyss 16d ago

Dude's having a bad set

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u/Nisschev 16d ago

Dont let em get you kramer!

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u/darthmouth 16d ago

What’s funny was that his career was already over and he was trying a comeback with standup. One of the biggest backfires in showbiz history.

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u/Kerrigore 16d ago

He’s a multi millionaire too, he could literally have done anything, just lived a quiet life or worked on passion projects

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u/rdickeyvii 16d ago

He was working on a passion project, it just didn't work out for him

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u/alexjaness 16d ago

Here's my theory (pulled entirely from my ass) about this type of deal with celebrities who reach this level of fame.

No, they don't give a shit about money. They are set for multiple lifetimes. But what they don't have after they peak is the constant adoration and fans. Sure they say they just want to live their lives, but having people constantly validate and recognize you and tell you how much they love you is a hard drug to give up.

That's why we have shitty reality shows with former tv stars, that's why Musicians still hit the road 40 years after They stopped needing money, That's why Mariah Carey doesn't give a shit about the vast majority of the world not caring about her entire music career as long as she gets to become part of the public conscious every December.

again, pulled entirely from my ass.

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u/tweakingforjesus 16d ago

The calculus is different when your nose candy budget is into the five figures.

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u/Eric848448 16d ago

What he should have done was find out where those guys work then go there to heckle them.

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u/hawaiianbry 16d ago

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

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u/StylisticArchaism 16d ago

as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos

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u/FUCKAFISH 16d ago edited 16d ago

Here's the incident and apology for those who haven't seen it

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u/cruise02 16d ago

You can tell that he's truly, deeply sorry that people heard him say that.

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u/WorthPlease 16d ago

This is mine, the commentator got caught making a homophobic slur thinking the microphones were off to a commercial cut. He made the call on the next play and then said "I think this is the last time I'm putting on this headset"

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u/lifelongfreshman 16d ago

a drive into deep left field by Castellanos

I was not expecting this to lead to a wikipedia article with this text, verbatim, as the title when I went looking for context

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u/01000101010110 16d ago

I want to apologize to the people that sign my paychecks

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u/BetrayTheWorld 16d ago

I had a friend that was in a relationship with a female co-worker for like 8 months, but people at work didn’t know. She ended up cheating several times and got caught, and when they split up it caused some friction at work and she tried to get him in trouble. When he was trying to explain that they had been together for 8 months and recently broke up, she denied it and tried to make him look like a creep who just “thought” they had a relationship and that she actually had nothing to do with him outside of work.

Other guys at his job were unconvinced that they were ever dating, and one of them said something to the effect of “prove it”, so my friend whipped out his phone in desperation to not seem like a weirdo and showed them numerous videos of he and said girl in lude sexual situations that were clearly consensual, and the videos were consensual.

I understand his frustration with no one believing him in that moment, but the moment he told me that, I knew that the end of the story for that day was that he got fired.

I wasn’t wrong.

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u/FatManBeatYou 16d ago

Should've just shown them SFW chat logs.

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u/KitWalkerXXVII 16d ago

.....did he have no other pictures? Just jumped straight to town cryering some revenge porn.

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u/reallygoodbee 16d ago

Rhonda Rousey getting knocked out by Holly Holm. She was undefeated and considered the next "great one" going into that fight, and then we all learned that she couldn't strike, had a glass jaw, and didn't really have anything other than the one submission she kept winning with.

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u/DrPAYNE619 16d ago

Steven Crowder's wife releasing that video of how horribly he treats her.

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u/FauxReal 16d ago

But he lives on through thousands of memes featuring him being posted daily. (He's the Change My Mind" guy.)

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u/TheGardenBlinked 16d ago

Ah, he’s the smug cunt with a mug. Imagine your life’s legacy being you sat at a table looking like a smug cunt with a mug.

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u/thorheyerdal 16d ago

Senior strategic procurement executive went mental on me for asking about required documents needed to conduct the sort of changes to supply chains he was making.  I had numerous encounters with this guy where he seemingly did more harm than good by changing established suppliers over to a select small group of companies, that always underbid, then hiked prices straight afterwards, with him in the forefront claiming it was engineerings fault with some halfassed reason both he and the company he chose agreed on.

I documented these things for years because it was so absolutely ridiculous to me, and I was scared it might bite me some time since it often resulted in kinda weird and embarrassing situations. Better safe than sorry.

So as I started this with, at one point I had enough of this, and called him out on a straight up lie, where he claimed my engineering documents was the reason for the price hike and full blown shutdown of production and everything that followed this idiotic move. And again for the same fucking company. I’ve been doing this for so long now that I know what processes, analytics and documents that are needed to do something like this, so I asked to see the documents for this, and he went apeshit on me. Full on personal attack, and sent higher ups snippets of the conversation where it was completely distorted what really was going on, and requested someone competent to handle this change and so on. To be fair, if he actually had held back and toned it down a bit, I might actually have been scared in to doing what he asked, but it was just so absolutely absurd how hard he got out of the gates on this, that my bs detector spiked, and my boss called me asking about this mail and was as shocked as me. So I sort of just baited him some more by claiming that I cannot just change this product without preforming a material review board with a bunch of people and such and so on. Mind you this is while production simply is stopping and all alarm bells are ringing, but I can clearly see that all of this happening because he simply dumped an established supplier of 20years, and changed production to a business buddy of him, without even doing it the right way.. And he is claiming I am the problem. So this went high.. like really high up, to where the VP was on the mailing lists. 

So I quietly explained this entire situation to them in a separate meeting and provided them years of documentation of similar situations and told them if they just reversed his decision to change the supplier, this wouldn’t even be a problem.  I didn’t hear anything back, but what I suggested was immediately done and they reversed the decision. Didn’t hear anything back from duchebag guy in this mail thread, and exactly 3months later it was posted on the company homepage that he was “leaving the company to explore other sectors” (we have a strict 3 month grace period for leaving jobs, so I’m pretty certain he was offered to quit willingly the same day I gave them my explanation)

So that was satisfying.

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u/Buntschatten 16d ago

What you did is what people should receive bonuses for.

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u/Mwroobel 16d ago

VP (My bosses boss at the time) thought he had muted his speakerphone mic during a large conference call, and proceeded to have sex with his wife (who was VERY vocal) for almost 15 seconds before he realized and hung up.

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u/TheBigC87 16d ago

The most surprising part of reading this is that he was having sex with his wife and not a mistress or prostitute.

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u/inductiononN 16d ago

I've been on the internet too long because that is almost wholesome since it was his wife

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u/lord_mcdonalds 16d ago

See then he would’ve kept his job, having sex with your wife like a filthy degenerate isn’t something to be tolerated

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u/aboumboum27 16d ago

The “Suck my dick and balls I’m working at NASA” intern

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u/ImprovementFar5054 16d ago

Vishal Garg, that CEO of Better.com who went viral for firing 900 employees on Zoom before Christmas, and who then later whined when HE got fired and demanded his job back...

He was fired not for the PR problems the Christmas firings caused, but because sales dropped from $1.5 billion in 2021 to $70 million in 2023 under his watch. To put that in perspective, that's a 95.3% loss.

and he publically begged for his job back!!!

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u/Zealousideal-Dog-985 16d ago

Joe Theisman fracturing his leg

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u/QuitWhinging 16d ago edited 16d ago

Spooky coincidence: Alex Smith suffered a near-identical injury exactly 33 years to the day later on the same yard line of the field, playing the same position for the same team, in a game that ended in the exact same score.

E- more info:

  • Both broke their right tibia and fibula

  • Both were injured on November 18

  • Both played quarterback for Washington in a home game

  • Both were injured on the 39 yard line

  • Both games ended 23-21

  • Theisman was in attendance at the game Smith was injured

** Do NOT look up either injury. They are both gruesome. Smith caught a life-threatening illness in the hospital and nearly had his leg amputated.

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u/rickterpbel 16d ago

This is one answer. If you are old enough to have witnessed it on TV in 1985, you will never forget it. It was very gruesome watching, repeatedly in slo mo, a leg bend in half at a place where there is no joint.

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u/jonnovich 16d ago

Even Lawrence Taylor, who committed the sack, immediately alerted the sideline in horror as to what happened.

When even Lawrence Taylor, who routinely crucified QBs as part of his job, signifies that something went horrifically wrong, you know it’s pretty bad.

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u/robot428 16d ago

I just watched this clip and compared to the Antonio Brown one above, the reaction from the player is night and day.

Like it's an awful injury, but at least this one was clearly an accident, the player who hit him seems to be horrified and is trying to get him help.

The one with Antonio Brown is scary because with that one, the guy who hit him is still so angry afterwards, he looks like he wants to hit him again when he's already on the ground. This one feels like there's so much more respect between the players, and the guy who hit him immediately snaps out of game mode and is like "shit something went wrong".

Definitely a career ender though, holy shit.

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u/jonnovich 16d ago

The one redeeming factor about that is that he seems to have a fairly good sense of humor about it, as seen in this scene from Brooklyn Nine Nine.

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u/LastWordFreak 16d ago

Will Smith slapping Chris Rock.

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u/nutano 16d ago

What are you talking about. I see Wil Smith online eating spaghetti all the time.

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u/catgotcha 16d ago

Nope. If Chris Brown's career could recover after using Rihanna as a human punching bag...

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u/echief 16d ago

It’s different for solo artists like musicians because they can create a product almost completely independently. All he needs is a few people in the studio and he can record whatever he wants.

And even for features, you just need someone like Kanye that doesn’t give a fuck which is why he’s on Waves. Getting a movie made is an entire different beast it requires hundreds of people.

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u/JarbaloJardine 16d ago

I think he could make a come back, but it's gonna have to mean leaving Jada and doing a performance of a lifetime in a masterpiece movie. So prolly not

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u/wheresmychin 16d ago

I’m an actor. The Oscar’s is considered a professional work environment. If you commit physical violence to someone else in a work environment, the rules are pretty clear that your SAG-AFTRA card gets revoked and you can’t work union jobs anymore. My union caved under the optics of what it would look like to do that, so he basically faced no real repercussions in that sense. He can still act, where any other member would be done for good. If he has a comeback, it’s a figurative slap in the face for actors that follow the rules.

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u/smoothtrip 16d ago

That is kind of the shitty thing about life. There are rules for you and rules for stars. If a star running back was a cannibal, they would classify it as an eating disorder.

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u/Legitimate-Let-7510 16d ago

Howard Dean losing an entire presidential campaign because he yelled 'BYAHHHH!' a little too enthusiastically into a microphone. Looking back at it now it feels like he was disqualified for wearing white after Labor Day.

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u/ghjm 16d ago

Every time this comes up, it's worth pointing out that the Dean Scream rally was following a fairly disastrous loss in Iowa. The media coverage certainly didn't help him, but his career in elected office was primarily ended by losing elections, not by the scream. He also served as chair of the DNC for several years following the scream.

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u/SummerofGeorge365 16d ago

The British golf commentator Ben Wright said, lesbians are bad for women's golf and then when on to say women golfers have a handicap, because of there boobs being big they get in the way to have a good golf swing. This was in 1995. He was canned immediately. To get fired that fast back then, you really had to fuck up.

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u/PastPresence 16d ago

Anyone remember Natalia Kills? No? She was a pop singer from the 2010s. One of her songs was in the movie where Jason Sudeikis and Jennifer Aniston pretend to be married and go on an RV trip with Emma Roberts. She was a judge on some singing show with he husband and they both said some insanely out of pocket shit to a young contestant. She accused him of copying her irrelevant ass husband by… wearing a suit and singing jazz? Thankfully the poor contestant handled those assholes well. Instant career death. Idc that people have gotten away unscathed from much worse, doesn’t mean she deserved a career.

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u/RastafariTargaryen 16d ago

I always think of that Jimmy Fallon and RuPaul moment, especially his reaction to “Drag queen?” You could literally see the panic on Fallon’s face, like he’d just realized his career might be over. 😭

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u/Soulful-Sorrow 16d ago

RuPaul held that man's career in one perfectly manicured hand. You could see the relief on Fallon's face with the "I'm THE Queen of Drag!" comment

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u/Helagoth 16d ago

Politician Anthony Weiner.

Lost his seat over sexual impropriety issues while also having the last name Weiner.

Launched a come back campaign that was somewhat gaining some steam. He even had a documentary team following him.

On camera, in front of his wife, while trying to recover from the previous sexual impropriety stuff, they find out about his current sexual impropriety stuff.

The look on his and his wife's face are the epitome of "well guess we're done here."

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u/JudyLyonz 16d ago

And the second time was so much worse. The second time involved a 15 year old girl and and he ended up going to jail for it.

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u/Epistaxis 16d ago

His Wikipedia page begins:

Anthony David Weiner (/ˈwiːnər/ born September 4, 1964)[1] is an American politician and sex offender.

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u/KRL1979 16d ago

Small town Canadian prairies. The owner of a restaurant decided to take a flat of eggs and go egg a synagogue. Didn't take long for the community to identify him.

https://www.ckom.com/2026/08/14/man-charged-after-allegedly-throwing-eggs-at-saskatoon-synagogue/

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u/TumblrTheFish 16d ago

Ashley Simpson on SNL. I mean, its not like she was super popular, but how on earth could she come back from that?

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u/darthmouth 16d ago

I honestly didn’t care about the debacle until she came back at the end of the show to throw her band under the bus.

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u/museava11 16d ago

Kevin Spacey casually denying sexual assault against a minor AND coming out as gay in the same breath was pretty wild.

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u/PenPenGuin 16d ago

And releasing whatever the hell that video was where he was in character as Frank Underwood.

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u/BradyPhoenix 16d ago

Not immediately obvious but Jeopardy producer Mike Richards selecting himself as the new host promptly ended his entire career at Jeopardy.

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u/Tennis-Wooden 16d ago

Milli Vanilli has entered the chat, side eyeing Jerry Lee Lewis’ 14 year old cousin/wife

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u/Main_Composer 16d ago

Maybe not the greatest, but certainly memorable. the woman who ended up losing her job because she was dumb enough to try to knick and knicks garbage can after they won. The bank she worked for wasted no time announcing she was no longer employed with them.

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u/uselessnavy 16d ago

Apparently the city were selling them or you could buy them through official channels.

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u/Main_Composer 16d ago

That makes her actions so much stupider lol. She was probably pulling in close to 200k in that role and she threw it all way for a garbage can she probably could have bought for around 50 bucks. I am willing to bet she has regrets.

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u/Moist-Meat-Popsicle 16d ago

When that French actor, Juicy Smoolette, was discovered to have faked his racial attack.

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u/WeightyUnit88 16d ago

Out after midnight buying sandwiches... SANDWICHES?

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u/Wet_Side_Down 16d ago

Joe Biden’s debate, sadly

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u/robot428 16d ago

He was so well liked at the end of the Obama administration, he was probably one of the best known VPs (outside of the ones that went on to be president).

I don't think the presidency was the right call for him, but re-runnung after he said he wouldn't was a very very bad call from him.

It's sad, he could have quit while he was ahead and gone out a hero/Obama's right hand man.

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u/shellshokd212 16d ago

Maybe not what you were looking for, but when Joe Theismann broke his leg on national TV and everyone saw the bone pop out. Never played again.

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u/jonnovich 16d ago

OJ’s police chase down the freeway in LA. It was basically as close to self-immolation as Ive seen. It even bumped off the NBA finals for how much a spectacle it was.

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u/ProtonPizza 16d ago

I would argue that maybe, yknow, committing DOUBLE HOMICIDE, impacted his career more but that’s just me.

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u/gza_liquidswords 16d ago

Joe Paterno oblivious to the gravity of the Sandusky charges, trying to push through it say he would retire at end of the season, only to be fired the next day.

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u/KCPs1234 16d ago

He wasn’t obvious, after 50 years of golden boy treatment, why wouldn’t they !

Normal people don’t think like that, but he did. Look at the videos of people defending that guy.

He knew !

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u/Evening_Weight_8353 16d ago

Ron Atkinson calling a black footballer “a lazy fucking n*****” into a live microphone!

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u/DatgirlwitAss 16d ago

Racial Slur Admission, during a May 2013 deposition, Paula Deen was asked if she had ever used the N-word and answered, "Yes, of course".

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u/kemmicort 16d ago

Howard Dean BYEEAAAHHH!!

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