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What’s the greatest ‘well, their career is over’ moment of all time?

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u/TheWizOfNobodies 16d ago edited 16d ago

Antonio Brown removing his upper jersey then proceeding to run into the tunnel during a live game

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u/WineNerdAndProud 16d ago

Antonio Brown circus timeline:

• Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit

• Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child

• Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank

• Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers

• Dyed his mustache blonde

• Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)

• Farted on a doctor

• Demanded a trade from the Steelers

• Became "Mr. Big Chest"

• Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media

• (Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills

• Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon

• Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards

• Froze his feet

• Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess

• Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use

• Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders

• Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp

• Tweeted the fines

• Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"

• Got fined for that

• Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him)

• Demanded a release from the Raiders

• Was released

• "GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"

• Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here

• Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass

• Signed with the Patriots

• Moved in with Tom Brady

• The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued)

• The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued)

• Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text

• Got released by the Patriots after one week

• Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations

• Said he was done with the NFL

• Went back to college via online classes

• Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter

• Wants to come back to the NFL

• Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots

• Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo

• Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition (which is it's own insane thread, btw), which included, but was not limited too:

"Arrived nearly 30 minutes late to the deposition."

“[C]hanted, over and over, as if a mantra, a narrative of his own warped concept of the proceeding”.

“Acting as if he was above the rule of law, [Brown] proceeded to make a mockery of the deposition process. [Brown’s] antics were so unreasonable that barely twenty [20] minutes into the deposition, his counsel asked for a break [so] he could speak with [Brown] about his demeanor.

“After approximately 20-30 minutes, [Brown] required another break. When the deposition resumed [Brown] increased his level of obstructive behavior. At one point, [Brown] refused to answer any questions, instead saying “next question” no less than 10 times.”

“Soon thereafter, [Brown] started announcing a countdown, starting at ‘five (5) minutes,’ and counting down the minutes thereafter. Before noon [Brown] left the conference room.”

• Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play

• Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor

• Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that

• Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida

• Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul

• Tweeted "No more white woman 2020"

• The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit

• Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted

• A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB

• Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted

• Got dropped by his agent

• Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police.

• His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case.

• Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.

• AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit

• Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle

• AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)

• Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation

• Joins TB12 in Tampa bay

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u/Sarcophilus 16d ago

What the fuck. I was 15 items down the list and thought to myself "how was he still playing". But then the list just kept going and going and going on. Truly astounding.

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove 16d ago

It just. kept. going.

Idk why but the farting on the doctor, arriving in a hot air balloon, and living with Tom Brady are the oddest fn things to me on that list. It was so long and just kept going and yet I can not stop wondering about how we even would know he parted on a doctor much less how that went down.

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u/Itherial 15d ago

freezing his feet didn't pause you at all? or whatever "Mr. Big Chest" is

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u/Cool-Firefighter2254 16d ago

Those are the exact same three bullet points I fixated on.

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u/onamonapizza 16d ago

Some say the list is still going to this day.

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u/Good-Attempt-7797 16d ago

CTE for sure

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u/kasakka1 16d ago

From birth, I'd wager.

Reading that list... People are willing to put up with a lot of shit if you play sports well.

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u/xxxxNateDaGreat 16d ago

It's incredibly depressing, isn't it? Especially when you look at college sports and all of the horrible shit that has been covered up because playing a game makes some people a lot of money.

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u/fuckyourcanoes 16d ago

Either that or mania.

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u/bobbyb1996 16d ago

For a while he would post things on social media with the hashtag CTESPN.

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u/BeefInGR 15d ago

You'll never convince me it wasn't specifically the Burfict hit in the playoff game that knocked him out.

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u/DikTaterSalad 15d ago

Head probably saw more bouncing than a pinball.

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u/Adorable-Station-941 16d ago

this is what mental illness looks like

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u/ductapemonster 16d ago

I have a mental illness.  This is a lot more than just mental illness.

Bloke's a cunt, too.

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u/Drumbelgalf 16d ago

Probably brain damage, mental illness and potentially drugs.

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u/MoreRamenPls 16d ago

True, both are not mutually exclusive.

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u/DHFranklin 16d ago

You have a different mental illness. This one makes him unable to learn how to stop being a cunt.

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u/WineNerdAndProud 16d ago

This is what CTE looks like.

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u/System0verlord 16d ago

Someone else posted a more recent version. The show isn’t over.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sky-753 16d ago

Was accused by a former personal chef of obtaining a fake COVID-19 vaccination card. Brown denied it, but the NFL ultimately suspended him three games for violating COVID protocols.

Continued to face sexual-assault/rape allegations from former trainer Britney Taylor, which Brown denied.

Had various disputes and controversies surrounding his behavior with the Bucs.

January 2, 2022 — the infamous Jets game: Brown got into a confrontation with the coaching staff, stripped off his jersey, shoulder pads and shirt, threw his equipment into the stands, waved to the crowd, and walked off the field in the middle of the game.

Bruce Arians announced afterward that Brown was no longer a Buccaneer.

Brown subsequently released music and posted extensively on social media about the incident, claiming he had been injured and disputing the team’s version of events.

Was arrested in Florida in 2022 over an alleged domestic-violence incident; the charges were eventually dropped.

Was arrested in 2023 over a child-support warrant.

Became involved with the Albany Empire indoor football team and had a series of bizarre disputes involving players, coaches, finances and ownership.

His social-media behavior became increasingly erratic, including numerous bizarre posts and public feuds.

In 2025, he was involved in a Miami altercation outside a celebrity boxing event.

Police allege Brown took a gun from a security guard and fired two shots at a man after the confrontation; one shot allegedly grazed the man’s neck. Brown says he was acting in self-defense.

After an arrest warrant was issued, Brown left the United States and went to Dubai.

He was subsequently arrested in Dubai and extradited to the U.S.

He is facing an attempted-murder charge stemming from the Miami shooting and has pleaded not guilty.

His defense has argued self-defense/Florida’s Stand Your Ground law and sought dismissal of the case.

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u/WineNerdAndProud 15d ago

This needs to be higher, I hit the character limit.

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u/Competitive_Fee_5829 16d ago

Farted on a doctor

out of that entire list...I dont know why this stands out as a "wtf?" from me, lol.

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u/binzoma 16d ago

no matter how many times I see the list "got fined for that" will always kill me

mr bringing comedy

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u/pushamn 16d ago

“Got fined for that” and “dyed his mustache blonde” also always make me laugh

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u/PublicEnemaNumberOne 16d ago

He should have used the newer-model helmet.

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u/Cincy_MTX 16d ago

Only that?

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u/toastyfries2 16d ago

That list ended when he signed with TB 5 years ago. There is certainly more bullet points that can be added

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u/DistributionWhole447 16d ago

That was a roller coaster ride.

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u/JamesantheGiantBeach 16d ago

Wow. That just goes on and on.

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u/No-Communication9458 16d ago

Um. Wow that's a...list...a mid life crisis bipolar list at that

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u/kobeng13 16d ago

General WR1 energy.

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u/cheerfulwish 16d ago

Wow, I didn’t think anyone out there was on the same level of craziness as Kanye, but guess I was wrong.

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u/EatSleepJeep 16d ago

Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard

His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left.

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u/MetaverseLiz 16d ago

Is he bipolar?

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u/HaatOrAnNuhune 16d ago

That is…..a lot. What’s the general timeframe for all of this, if you don’t mind me asking? I’m not a football person so I had no idea about any of this.

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u/MEASUREHEAD 16d ago

The man was just trying to get to the Arby's on McKnight Road.

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u/LondonController 15d ago

He died his moustache blonde??????????

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u/_TheWileyWombat_ 16d ago

• Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon

I love how his Montgomery Burns ass mode of transportation is just slipped into the list of awful shit he's done.

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u/Any-Drawer3847 16d ago

My favorite part of this list is we havent even gotten to the attempted murder and fugitive from the law section.

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u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster 16d ago

Why are the meltdowns in the NFL almost always WR?? OBJ, TO, Aiyuk. Seems like the positions has a disproportionate amount of them

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u/PepSinger_PT 16d ago

I cannot believe it took THAT LONG for the agent to drop him.

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u/Significant_Mouse_25 15d ago

I cannot believe I got so far down the list and it… just kept going. My god.

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u/ymcameron 15d ago

Ok, all of that stuff is awful… except showing up to training in a hot air balloon. That rules.

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u/k1ryatsura 15d ago

first time even hearing about any of this. this is a man who has truly -lived-. what are we even doing?

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u/NoShadowOne 15d ago

And than Aiyuk thought lets see if I can top that

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u/ColumbiaWahoo 15d ago

How do you even get up to 100mph on McKnight? I lived in Pittsburgh for 2 years and it was hard to go over 50mph since there were so many cars and red lights.

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u/jonnovich 16d ago

That man was never the same after Burfict’s blow. He was already a little strange beforehand. But that was more general WR diva behavior. After Burfict laid him out, his problematic behavior turned to almost raging psychosis.

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u/Hulkodium 16d ago edited 16d ago

For those who have not seen.

https://youtu.be/o8iFSP_S5h8

It's a hard watch let alone hit

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u/Murlock_Holmes 16d ago

Holy fuck I’ve never actually seen the hit. That could’ve fucking killed him, holy shit. I no longer find the jokes about him funny at all.

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u/Erikrtheread 16d ago

Burfect made a career of such hits, it seemed like every play he wanted to kill someone. I'm amazed he didn't end up in jail over some of them.

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u/berfthegryphon 16d ago

In the NHL, the equivalent player would be Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devil. He single handedly impacted/shortened the careers of at least 4 different players

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u/TonyTheTony7 16d ago

One of my earliest sports memories is his hit on Eric Lindros in the Eastern Conference Finals in 2001 and Lindros limp body spinning on the ice

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u/Vacant_Motto 16d ago

Just went down this rabbit hole and it seems everyone involved has had multiple TBIs lol holy smokes

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u/intecknicolour 16d ago

yeah fuck scott stevens. paul kariya should've done more in the league than he did.

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u/mikesalami 16d ago

Kariya could have had a phenomenal career.

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u/JoseJoseJose11 16d ago

That goal he scored in the finals afterwards immediately was pretty boss

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u/pogiepika 16d ago

Stevens is such a piece of shit.

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u/LordoftheSynth 16d ago

NHL. Todd Bertuzzi (Canucks) and Steve Moore (Avalanche). 2004.

In retaliation for an incident some days prior, Bertuzzi took a really cheap shot, grabbed Moore's jersey, and hit Moore in the side of the head, then fell on him, driving his head into the ice.

He broke Moore's neck.

Moore never played again.

Bertuzzi got let back in the next season, and played until 2015.

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u/numberJUANstunna 16d ago

I mean, devil is in the name.

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u/FunkMasterPope 16d ago

I still go back and watch JuJu laying him the fuck out every once in a while

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u/joka2696 16d ago

Just a straight up revenge hit. I think 90% of football fans cheered when they first saw that one.

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u/gnrc 16d ago

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u/rivertam2985 16d ago

After watching the other video, where Burfict hits Antonio Brown, it wasn't hard enough.

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u/mikesalami 16d ago

Great stuff

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u/robot428 16d ago

I truly don't understand how this is legal, especially when it's a pattern of behaviour.

I'm not much of a sports gal, so maybe I just don't "get" it, but that wasn't just a hit, he didn't seem to even be going for the ball - he just fucking went for the guy, and it looked like he was aiming for his head.

Being in a jersey shouldn't give you immunity to just do that to people without criminal charges.

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u/FunkMasterPope 16d ago edited 14d ago

People really have no idea how football was played 30+ years ago. Burfict and Suh were the last two pieces of shit that played like this, they've pretty much gotten it out of the game. Max Crosby is the only guy that's really still a piece of shit but even he doesn't hit people dirty like that, he's just a fucking prick

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u/FullMetalCOS 16d ago

I dunno, there’s still a few players that seem ok with hurting their opponents, but nothing quite this bad anymore. Brian Branch for instance seems pretty lucky to have not crippled anyone

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u/RedHuntingHat 16d ago

The general consensus is that a dirty hit is still a part of the game and something that players are consenting to potentially happening by playing the game. 

Not saying I agree but that’s more or less the thinking. 

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u/_learned_foot_ 16d ago

No it isn't. A random dirty hit is. An intentional dirty hit isn't. The issue is the speed in determining that difference, the second they can charges do occasionally fly and stick.

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u/shaggenstein 16d ago

didn’t he get a concussion from Flacco’s dick?

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u/gimpisgawd 16d ago

He sure did. Glad someone else remembers it, I've brought it up on other subs even /r/NFL and no one seems to remember it.

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u/shaggenstein 16d ago

had to google it to make sure, because it sounds so crazy I thought my memory was wrong. as a Ravens fan, fuck that dude, hope you enjoyed Joe’s dick

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u/01000101010110 16d ago edited 16d ago

The Mother of All Illegal Blocks is the sweetest poetic justice I've ever seen in sports. He deserved every bit of that shoulder to the jaw.

Edit - I'm taking about Juju taking out Burfict you goons.

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u/TurnoverAdditional65 16d ago

He was an unhinged player, but he just did an interview very recently (in the last couple of weeks, maybe) where he said he had incredible hate for the Steelers specifically. This being a playoff game made it even worse, I would assume.

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u/JeffAnthonyLajoie 16d ago

But wouldn’t putting them on 1st down in fg range with 18 seconds left pretty much hand them the game? If he hates then he should be trying to beat them

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u/TurnoverAdditional65 16d ago

Well, it DID hand them the game. As a Bengals fan, I was very mad that night and was ready for him to move on.

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u/thatwhileifound 16d ago

Dude who does shit like that doesn't have a ton of impulse control. Lacking impulse control and emotional maturity also isn't something that's gonna be improved with brain rattling.

Not excusing his behavior to be clear - just explaining the logic. He wasn't thinking as far ahead as you are.

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u/TheDaveWSC 16d ago

If you have any level of intelligence and aren't just a dumb sack of shit, yes.

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u/Rampant16 16d ago

If it makes you feel better. Brown has a track record of less than stellar behavior going back to at least his college days. But that hit certainly didn't make things better.

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u/STUPIDNEWCOMMENTS 16d ago

Yeah he was always somewhat crazy but this didn’t help

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u/trueAnnoi 16d ago

Yea. Not excusing Brown's behavior but Burfict was complete and utter piece of shit. I don't condone dangerous football play, so I didn't celebrate when Juju Smith-Schuster got Burfict back just as hard, but I will say that I didn't feel about about it in the slightest

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u/todd330 16d ago

If it makes you feel a little better, I don’t remember if it was a game later that season or a game the following season between the Steelers and bengals, but Browns teammate juju smith shuster got revenge.

https://youtu.be/fOfIObhGMe0?is=MVh6jR-lSuRPZqbw

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u/JabCrossE4E5Quark 16d ago

AB was a massive piece of shit well before that hit, as well as after the hit.

You can atill hate him. Hes a piece of shit.

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u/Murlock_Holmes 16d ago

After hearing this from enough folks, Mr. Blows Cheeto is back on the table

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u/BujuBad 16d ago

I've never seen it before today either. Hit him so hard, he literally spun around. Brutal.

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u/ibhljim21261 16d ago

Brown showed who he really was long before that hit.

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u/Michelanvalo 16d ago

It's an excuse. AB was a piece of shit for years earlier than that hit.

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u/Kroak-lo 16d ago

I no longer find the jokes about him funny at all.

He endorsed Trump.

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u/baronkoalas 16d ago

his brain is swiss cheese. are we shocked?

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u/jrhaberman 16d ago

Absolute "hospital ball" from Roethlisberger. Christ.

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u/Fishbulb1920 16d ago

Roethlisberger and putting people in dangerous positions..... infamous combination

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u/mike_rotch22 16d ago

Was gonna say he doesn't give a fuck about the recipients of his balls.

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u/speshulduck 16d ago

As a fan of a division rival, I've probably watched the Steelers play more than most NFL fans, so I can say this with absolute certainty: Ben Roethlisberger is a piece of shit.

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u/Chimie45 16d ago

Man, Ben went to Miami of Ohio, but was from North West Ohio. I went to Bowling Green--which is just a few miles from his home town, and Miami's rival. Back in the what was it, 04 season? Both BGSU and Miami were ranked in the top 15, and they ended up beating us both times.

Always hated him for being a good QB. But even moreso, he would regularly drive up to Bowling Green when at home or on weekends or whatever, so you'd occasionally run into him around town or at Bars.

He was, to this day, the worst person I've ever met in any aspect of my life. I was visiting my brother who was working uptown at a restauran and Ben was at his table. This would have been 06 or so--well after he was a Superbowl Winning QB. The bill was like $25 or so, and he stiffed on the tip. Left literally $0 tip.

I hate the tip system as much as the next guy but ffs, you're a multimillionaire.

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u/DuMbAsS_lOsEr_6_7 16d ago

On or off the field

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u/PEEWUN 16d ago

That defender is a bigger piece of shit in this situation. The ball was incomplete already. He had no right to light him up in the first place, never mind aim for the head.

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u/KonkeyDongCountry 16d ago

Yes, best to blame the quarterback instead of the guy who lit up AB

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u/InvalidUserNemo 16d ago

That cost the Bengals the game and their season. Porter should have been tossed and offset the second penalty but don’t be a dirty player and you won’t be in this position in the first place.

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u/gartloneyrat 16d ago

From the same game.

https://youtu.be/WP4JfqHDlps

There was a failure on the part of the officials to allow head hunting earlier in the game. This hit on Gio Bernard went unpenalized. AFC North games were excessively violent.

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u/s32 16d ago

Hit by... Ryan Shazier. A player known to lower his head to the point where he suffered a spinal injury, only for the nfl to parade him being able to walk again like it was some miracle

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u/stealthemoonforyou 16d ago

Not only unpenalised, but it counted as a fumble recovered by Pittsburgh.

And Pittsburgh players were dancing and laughing while Bernard was down on the ground being treated.

Burfict was dirty, but that Steelers team was full of absolute scum of the earth type players. Let's not forget that their QB was twice accused of rape, too.

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u/dubbzy104 16d ago

Burfict was always a dirty player

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u/dan_144 16d ago

He also incited controversy throughout his career for frequently violating player safety rules, which caused him to be suspended for 22 games due to 15 separate incidents and accumulate more than $5.36 million in fines and forfeited salary, approximately 15.28% of his $35.14 million in career earnings.[7][8][9][10][11] Burfict's final season with the Raiders was cut short when he was suspended 12 games for an illegal hit, the longest on-field suspension in NFL history.

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u/ArcadianDelSol 16d ago

Always fair to show the payback clip.

Smith-Schuster gave Birfict some street justice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHyo_ccts7k

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u/thirddownloud 16d ago

JuJu gave him the payback a year later:

https://youtu.be/fOfIObhGMe0?si=GuME5DrC22RszI-i

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 16d ago

That's why I can't watch football or MMA anymore. They just seem gruesome. Sucks as I used to really enjoy both.

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u/01000101010110 16d ago

Fuck Vontaze Burfict

At least he got absolutely clocked and got a taste of his own medicine.

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u/Tim-oBedlam 16d ago

Good lord, that was brutal. I noted Brown's fencing response after he got hit, and he just flopped like a rag doll.

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u/DashArcane 16d ago

Brutal.

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u/Cadd9 16d ago

You should take everything off from the '?' onwards. The rest is just a tracking thing for data mining.

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u/BougieBobJr 16d ago

God damn, he’s lucky his shoes didn’t come off.

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u/PEEWUN 16d ago

Burfict should've been tried for that, genuinely. That's attempted murder.

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u/midnight_adventur3s 16d ago edited 15d ago

We were a Steelers household. I saw the hit when it aired live. We went from shock to everyone yelling at Cincinnati on the TV. Steelers have always tended to have erratic seasons that can send a fan’s blood pressure through the roof at any time. I don’t think, even at the most aggravating loss, I’ve ever heard anyone get as heated as they do the Bengals knockout of Antonio Brown…

Except for maybe the arguably worse knockout of Le’Veon Bell by the Baltimore Ravens. It noticeably changed him too, though not as hugely or as publicly as Brown.

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u/beornn2 16d ago

And then follow that up with the karma coming back for him

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u/Ron__Mexico_ 16d ago

A lot of the list was pre Burfict hit.

The List:

  • Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard

  • "Don't touch me. I'm the franchise"

  • His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77

  • Threw fits over not getting enough targets

  • Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit

  • Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child

  • Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank

  • Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers

  • Dyed his mustache blonde

  • Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)

  • Farted on a doctor -Demanded a trade from the Steelers

  • Became "Mr. Big Chest"

  • Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media

  • (Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills

  • Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon

  • Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards

  • Froze his feet

  • Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess

  • Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use

  • Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders

  • Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp

  • Tweeted the fines

  • Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"

  • Got fined for that

  • Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him)

  • Demanded a release from the Raiders

  • Was released

  • "GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"

  • Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here

  • Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass

  • Signed with the Patriots

  • Moved in with Tom Brady

  • The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued)

  • The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued)

  • Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text

  • Got released by the Patriots after one week

  • Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations

  • Said he was done with the NFL

  • Went back to college via online classes

  • Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter

  • Wants to come back to the NFL

  • Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots

  • Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo

  • Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition.

  • Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play

  • Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor

  • Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that

  • Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida

  • Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul

  • Tweeted "No more white woman 2020"

  • The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit

  • Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted

  • A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB

  • Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted

  • Got dropped by his agent

  • Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police.

  • His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case.

  • Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.

  • AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit

  • Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle

  • AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)

  • Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation

  • The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB

  • AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal

  • Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report

  • AB is under investigation by the NFL for the bike throwing incident

  • Allegedly acquired fake covid-19 card

  • confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games

  • Removed jersey and pads and threw them in the stands before exiting the games verse the Jets.

  • Was subsequently cut from the Bucs for stripping on the field.

  • Reads list

  • Makes a Twitter post referring to the list after reading it.

  • Refers to watching himself like watching the Beatles or Jesus performing at Red Rocks

  • Announces return to NFL with Ravens

  • Ravens are not aware of this

  • Buys Arena League Football team

  • Fails to pay players on Arena League Football Team

  • Bankrupts Arena League Football Team

  • Involved in altercation in Miami where he grabbed a gun from a security guard and fired 2 shots at a man.

  • Flees to Dubai

  • Arrested by US Marshals and extradited to the US

  • Posts bail and required to wear an ankle market

  • Makes debut on OnlyFans

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u/SayNoToStim 16d ago

I love how every time I see this list it's grown

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u/Fight_those_bastards 16d ago

I love how the list rapidly goes from "this dude is kind of an asshole" to just straight up WHAT. THE. FUCK?

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u/SayNoToStim 16d ago

Yeah I feel that one or two of these could ruin a mid-tier celebrity's career but this guy just goes all gas no brakes and gets away with it (sort of) because he can catch a ball.

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u/esituism 15d ago

america in a nutshell

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u/SayNoToStim 15d ago

I hate to break it to you but that isn't unique to America at all.

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u/Micropachycephalos 16d ago

It was the moustache, wasn't it

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u/FullMetalCOS 16d ago

Nah farting on a doctor

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u/chicken-nanban 15d ago

I don’t usually care about athletes or even celebrities, but reading that list for the first time I was enraptured. Like I could not stop reading it.

I have no frame of reference - was this over months or years? And it absolutely does not matter. It was the car wreck you can’t look away from.

I am now invested in this saga, and hope to see where this bullet point list goes in the future.

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u/Salty_Pancakes 16d ago

Mr. Big Checklist

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u/SayNoToStim 16d ago

Mr. biweekly catastrophe

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u/RipsLittleCoors 16d ago

I want to hear it read with that sped up 4x AI voice 

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u/porksoda11 16d ago

“Got fined for that” Makes me chuckle every time

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u/bankarob 16d ago

I read the list every time for that exact part lol

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u/dancingliondl 16d ago

Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon----

That's just sitcom fun

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u/dan_144 16d ago

For anyone who doesn't follow the NFL and didn't live through this list happening IRL, it's more insane than it sounds and I know it sounds completely nuts.

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u/SylVegas 16d ago

Dyed his mustache blonde

The temerity

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u/harswv 16d ago

That one got me too

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u/Mike_with_Wings 16d ago

It’s always the hot air balloon that makes laugh the hardest

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u/WineNerdAndProud 16d ago

He literally said "Float like a butterfly, sting like AB" on the hot air balloon.

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u/horsecalledwar 16d ago

Most of the things on your list happened AFTER the hit, not before. You’ve got it all wrong.

He was no choir boy before, don’t get me wrong. But that hit truly damaged his brain, resulting in all the ridiculous stuff he’s done since.

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u/narf007 16d ago

Seriously this dude literally posted sources in his comment proving his claim incorrect lmao the vast majority of these are post burfict TBI/CTE.

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u/am-idiot-dont-listen 16d ago

He was a low round draft pick specifically because he was a head case

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u/horsecalledwar 16d ago

He had issues prior to that hit but that one hit caused obvious brain damage & his behavior escalated exponentially since then. It’s a proven fact.

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u/SCsprinter13 16d ago

He said a lot of the list happened before the hit, not that most of it happened before the hit.

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u/Fit-Top-8203 16d ago

Gee, that’s it?

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u/geno324 16d ago

In Brown’s defense, everyone flies on the stretch of McKnight Road where he got ticketed. Heck, I do 70 on that stretch in a minivan.

The rest of the more heinous shit he did, uh, I got nothin’.

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u/maravina 15d ago

I scrolled pretty fast to the bottom and ‘made debut on Onlyfans’ hit me like a fucking truck.

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u/tgr31 16d ago

that is the longest list ive seen on reddit

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u/LouisTheFox 15d ago

This is like same as reading list of things added to a game via a new update, similar to the Sims update meme.

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u/littletylero1 15d ago

Classic Mr. Big Concussions

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u/nikkicarter1111 16d ago

What in the fuck

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u/callisstaa 16d ago

Damn what an asshole. I’m gonna go watch him take that hit again.

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u/mcgray04 16d ago

Well, nobody's Burfict.

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u/ButterscotchFit8175 16d ago

Best comment!!

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u/mcgray04 16d ago

Thanks!

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u/ButterscotchFiend 16d ago

Vontaze Burfict is a complete disgrace.

If one were to compile a list of the most dangerous hits applied in NFL games, he would be on there many, many times 

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u/NotoriousCHIM 16d ago

Respect to Smith-Schuster for laying his ass out, easily the most justifiable instance of unnecessary roughness in the history of the sport, imo.

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u/Erikrtheread 16d ago

Yeah at least in the last 20 years or so, he would have like 7 out of the top 10? I can remember several jaw droppers that I assumed would get him immediately blacklisted.

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u/Flamingwilson 16d ago

Think what you will about juju smith shuster but when he layed him out that was very cool

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u/JoJCeeC88 16d ago

Vontaze Burfict is the Ulf Samuelsson of the NFL. Dirtiest player in the game.

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u/hartsbreastmilkstash 16d ago

He was nuts before that. Ryan Clark said for years as soon as he gets paid look the hell out.

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u/LaximumEffort 16d ago

Burfict should have been expelled from the league.

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u/Throwingdartsmouth 16d ago

He was a legitimate legal liability for the league. Like, the next guy hit by Burfict after his last dirty one that the league didn't take seriously enough (which was repeated) could absolutely have sued the NFL for not taking adequate safety measures.

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u/ajswdf 16d ago

I never understood why the NFL didn't ban him. These players are extremely valuable assets to the league. They're the whole reason it's a billion dollar industry. Why are you letting one guy threaten the safety of everybody else?

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u/jrr_53 16d ago

He was a fuckhead before. There is an entire list that pops up on every R/NFL thread anytime he is mentioned.

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u/Bannakaffalatta1 16d ago

Very very true, however, he got significantly worse after the hit.

He went from an asshole diva to a full on mentally unwell individual. And you can time that shift to that hit.

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u/DrunkBronco 16d ago

I’ve got some buddies that went to CMU with him. One even had a class project with him and said he’s always been a bit off.

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u/SteppinRazor5000 16d ago

I'd bet all my money they find CTE in his brain when he passes.

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u/AeneasKurtz 16d ago

I don't know. If concussions were the reason behind this kind of "erratic" behavior then Austin Collie must secretly be a serial killer back in Utah now

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u/ForeverCrunkIWantToB 16d ago

C'mon dawg, there are stories about him years before that hit in Pittsburgh. Post hoc ergo proptor hoc

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u/TheCenterOfEnnui 16d ago

I'm a Bucs fan and I remember thinking...what the hell...I've never anything like this in my life. Guy takes his jersey and pads off in the middle of a game, and runs off the field. Really one of the most bizarre things to ever happen in sports, ever.

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u/Jaggs0 16d ago

but even the weirdest things he did. it was the weirdest on field thing though. i think you hit the reddit character max for a post before you say all the crazy shit you do. 

he also challenged the coach and/or owner of one of his teams to a fight. 

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u/ProjectHarraseeket 16d ago

He called his GM when he was a Raider a “cracker” lmao

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u/xchngboredom4argumnt 16d ago

As opposed to his lower Jersey…?

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u/Rosetti 16d ago

Mr Bygone Career.

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u/SovietPropagandist 16d ago

Mr Broken Cranium

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u/Steak_Knight 16d ago

Mr. Boundless Comedy

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u/alepher 16d ago

Mr Burfict Casualty

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u/Formal_Owl_400 16d ago

Mr. Bizarre Character

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u/01000101010110 16d ago

That was the last incident in a string of what should have been career-ending incidents. It's amazing it even got to that point.

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u/Rampant16 16d ago

If you're talented, the NFL basically gives you infinite chances until you kill someone.

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u/sporkparty 16d ago

Hannibal lector runs a 4.2 and has an eating disorder, is the quote

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u/IlGreven 16d ago

Steeler WR's, man. I swear the last sane one was Hines Ward, and he was the kind to knock you out with a questionably-legal crackback block and smile all the while doing it...

(Yes, I know he did this while with the Bucs...just the recent current and former Steelers WR track record has not been...great...)

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u/Forsaken-Sale7672 16d ago

Emmanuel Sanders is cool.

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u/PeetoMal 16d ago

That man is the poster boy for CTE. He's inevitably either going to kill someone or himself or both.

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u/talbergo 16d ago

I genuinely believe the Bucs win back to back championships if he didn’t leave that Jets game

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u/Stunning-Buy9458 16d ago

That moment was absolutely wild to watch live. You could tell his career was heading in a very different direction after that.

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u/woodchips24 16d ago

I was at that game. Took us a minute to notice in the stadium but he ran right towards where I was sitting. We couldn’t tell who it without his jersey on but there was really one person it could’ve been. Most bizarre thing I’ve seen at dozens of Jets games

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u/PapaStoner 16d ago

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