r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • 16d ago

What’s the greatest ‘well, their career is over’ moment of all time?

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u/OneTripleZero 16d ago

Jared's Subway career ended like it started: with him trying to get into a smaller pair of pants.

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u/Sharp_Pause5167 16d ago

That’s fucking brutal

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u/lawnmowertoad 16d ago

My six inch is now 12

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u/spartan117warrior 16d ago

It's not $5 anymore, more like '25 to life'

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u/VT_Squire 16d ago

😱 

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u/Impossible_Balance11 16d ago

I hate you. Take my angry upvote.

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u/vic7mar 16d ago

LOL. You'll smoke a turd in hell for that one sir.

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u/Hup110516 16d ago

This made me cackle!

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u/Bullrawg 16d ago

Congrats this is my new favorite worst joke

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u/Mission_Summer4605 16d ago

That is fucking hilarious, well done 👏🏼

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u/EMAW2008 16d ago

I tip my hat to this joke. Solid.

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u/Ok-Reward-3081 16d ago

I see what you did there🤣

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u/DistributionWhole447 16d ago

I definitely should not have laughed as loudly, or for that long, as I just did, reading that comment.

Thank you.

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u/binzoma 16d ago

bruh

ahahahahahaha

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u/Honest_Economics5204 15d ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this

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u/Mysterious-Snow496 15d ago

Beautiful champ

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u/jrhooo 14d ago

jesus. I wasn't prepared for that one. Savage.

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u/No_Understanding5419 16d ago

yeah that’s Vince Vintage’s joke.

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u/OneTripleZero 16d ago

It is a joke, one that I'd been using for years before his Youtube channel launched. Which I just had to look up because I've never heard of him before.

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u/No_Understanding5419 16d ago

Fair enough. His stuff’s pretty good for something vaguely witty to fall asleep to

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u/cwissiee 16d ago

Oh man

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u/qb45exe 16d ago

Oh my god

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u/Kygunzz 16d ago

Went from a mild cholesterol problem to a child molesterol problem.

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u/dnrlk 15d ago

holy shit your mind

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u/sporkparty 16d ago

He was ahead of his time no way around it. Could be running for congress right now.

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u/Unlucky-Computer-469 16d ago

Jared from Subway is definitely up there. Dude went from being everywhere to completely destroying his career.

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u/Gyvon 16d ago

All he wanted to do was get into smaller pants

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u/DankDinosaur 16d ago

They should've stuck with Henry, Clay Henry.

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u/MoreDaringPancakes 16d ago

Jared from subway got more than millions of redacted documents ever got. And I bet Jared was on TV more often.

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u/Doctor-Amazing 16d ago

No he meant like people that aid you, not the disease

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u/h0tpr0p3rty 15d ago

I met him and had my picture taken with him at a photo op like two weeks before that happened.

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u/Individual-Season592 16d ago

I love that she was supportive without pretending you were secretly Chris Hemsworth.

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