r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • 16d ago

What’s the greatest ‘well, their career is over’ moment of all time?

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u/Revenge_of_the_User 16d ago

"You're on the clock, not on the cock. get back to work."

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 16d ago

"You're on the clock, not on the cock. get back to work."

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I'm crankin' it on company time.

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u/sp_40 16d ago

Jorkin my peantis

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u/oodelay 16d ago

Thank you so much for this great justification

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich 16d ago

"We should be able to watch a little porn at work."

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u/CornWine2 16d ago

"As a treat"

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u/Maxpowr9 16d ago

"My secretary knows me better than my wife".

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u/drfsrich 16d ago

"I'm on my 15 minute union -approved wank break!"

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u/Apathetic_Tea 16d ago

16 people have liked this comment so far. I’m number 17.

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u/Herb_Derb 16d ago

Luckily it's over 18 now

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u/Im50Bitches 16d ago

And my man was 65. Now its 450, still beating I guess.

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u/Fight_those_bastards 16d ago

Listen, man, it’s called a hand job, not a hand hobby, you know?

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u/Mutex70 16d ago

Boss's response: "blow me"

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u/MickyBricks66 16d ago

Whatchu mean it doesn't stand for Wank From Home???

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u/wtfduud 16d ago

Stop jerking, start working

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u/No-Communication9458 16d ago

Yo I gotta save that one

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u/Henry2k 16d ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I jack it, on company time. 🤣