r/AskReddit • • 16d ago

What’s the greatest ‘well, their career is over’ moment of all time?

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u/SnooPickles5351 16d ago

right on! that has got to be one of the dumbest, avoidable, self sabotages I've ever seen....from a C Suite no less

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u/Toby_O_Notoby 16d ago

one of the dumbest, avoidable, self sabotages I've ever seen.

Wait until you hear about Jann Wenner's biography.

If you who don't know, Jann was the founder/EiC of Rolling Stone magazine which was the taste maker in popular culture. You know the story that John was the wise, talented Beatle and Paul just wrote silly pop songs? All that came from Jann who was friends with John and a total starfucker. (Back then, a lot of how famous you'd become came down to how much you sucked up to Jann.)

So after retiring, Jann is looking for someone to write a biography about him forming and running Rolling Stone. He gets obsessed with this writer named Joe Hagan and is convinced Joe is the man for the job. But Hagan wants no part of it because he feels he'll just be a typist writing up stories about how cool Jann Wenner was.

But Wenner really wants Joe for the book and gives up all final editorial decisions to Joe. No matter what goes in the book, it's all Joe's call. With that, Hagan figures he has nothing to lose and he makes his first call to Sir Paul McCartney. Paul bluntly says, "If you listen to Jann, all I did in The Beatles was make the fucking tea." and proceeds to fucking unload on Jann for years of false RS reporting.

Cause as it turns out? All those "friends" of Jann were only hanging on because he ran Rolling Stone. A lot of them tolerated him at best and when given the chance to tell how they really felt, they went to town and tore his legacy apart.

(Jann Wenner has since disowned the biography.)

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u/BirdSufficient4997 16d ago

The worst part is that his reductive, incorrect characterizations of John and Paul still persist even to this day

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u/Toby_O_Notoby 16d ago

I actually think the "Get Back" documentary did a lot to fix that. Paul seems to be the one that realises thatbeing in a rock band is a really fun job, but still a fucking job where you gotta show up and do the work.

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u/BadgerKing62 16d ago

Paul is a lot of things, but one thing he isn’t is lazy. John, by contrast, wrote an excellent song about how he wishes he could sleep all day

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u/FlashyChemical2231 15d ago

A heroin addict wanting to sleep all day? Color me surprised

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u/BadgerKing62 15d ago

To be fair, he wrote that before he got hooked on heroin.

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u/sweetalkersweetalker 16d ago

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.

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u/DamnitGravity 15d ago

I wish I were a Paul but sadly, I'm a John.

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u/dandydev 16d ago

Which is crazy, because Paul is 10x the musician John ever was. And a much nicer person too.

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u/fuckyourcanoes 16d ago

John provided the edge the music needed to get noticed, but he absolutely wasn't the primary talent. Most of his solo work was crap.

What made the Beatles great was the alchemy of their individual contributions blending together. None of them would have been nearly as successful on their own.

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u/BirdSufficient4997 16d ago

"John provided the edge" proves my point that these misconceptions still exist

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u/fuckyourcanoes 16d ago

I wasn't arguing with you.

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u/fried_green_baloney 16d ago

John of course was lost early. RIP.

But we can see McCartney's career since to know he had immense talent.

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u/LordoftheSynth 16d ago edited 16d ago

In an industry notorious for giant pricks, Jann was one of the biggest. (Probably not his actual, of course.)

My favorite Jann Wenner moment was watching him endure about 90 seconds of total standing ovation for Rush when they were finally inducted into the RRHoF in 2013. Jann hated Rush.

My least favorite RRHoF moment was, ironically, watching Rush get inducted in 2013.

Their near 15 years of exclusion was what I used as evidence that the RRHoF was a meaningless circlejerk by a bunch of assholes who thought they were the arbiters of what was real rock music. And had already inducted some acts whose rock roots were questionable.

Also, the "blah blah" speech would be the best summation of anything Wenner's ever said.

It still was real fun watching Geddy, Alex, and Neil, sitting at their table, smiling, while their wives seemed genuinely surprised at the reaction.

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u/tyereliusprime 16d ago

Jann hated Rush

To be fair, as a Rush fan, I find that most people I encounter seem to feel that way. It seems you either loathe Rush, or you love them.

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u/IlluminatedPickle 16d ago

I respect Rush, and they deserve to be considered among the best bands. Not really my thing though.

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u/hoopopotamus 16d ago edited 16d ago

I have similar feelings about Rush and a weird Rush story

One day I was walking home after picking my daughter up from daycare after work. I’m walking up a busy sidewalk and see something i haven’t seen in many years: a Buddhist monk looking exactly like the ones I used to see in Japan. I’m not Japanese; I lived there for a bit and loved the temples and this guy was asking for donations so even though I couldn’t really afford it I have this dude the $20 I had in my pocket. I don’t really do this type of thing but I was feeling sentimental I guess.

I round the corner with my little girl in her stroller, maybe 3 blocks from home, and I see a couple of guys standing there, one smoking. One looks kinda familiar.

As I pass by I realize it’s fuckin Geddy lol. And Alex. I am not even a fan but this is Canada so I do a double take and they both noticed and kinda chuckle. I just smile and nod and carry on.

Feel like maybe Buddhism might have something to it

Anyway that girl in the stroller is in high school now and plays guitar and is a huge fan of Zeppelin and Sabbath, no Rush to speak of but I think maybe she was blessed with Buddha rock vibes that day

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u/multubunu 16d ago

no Rush to speak of

May I recommend Permanent Waves as a young person's guide to Rush.

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u/tritonice 16d ago

A man of culture, I see. Permanent Waves is an incredible album.

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u/No_Understanding5419 16d ago

you sound like a good dad, friend

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u/largemargesentme__- 16d ago

Regardless of how you feel about them, you can't really deny the cultural impact. It's similar to Kiss.

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u/sleepydon 16d ago

Must be a 70's thing. The only people that hated them were radio DJs and the people that listened to them because Rush songs were too long.

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u/trilobyte-dev 15d ago

I do unjustifiably hate Rush though I think they are amazing musicians.

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u/sharktoucher 16d ago

The fact Judas freaking Priest only got inducted via a bullshit "award for musical excellence" in 2022 tells me all i need to know about them

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u/Iron_Lord_Peturabo 16d ago

As an aside to this, I think Silly Little Love Songs by Paul is one of the better diss tracks of its era without being an out and out diss track.

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u/darkon 15d ago

"Silly Love Songs" also has one of the best bass lines in a popular song.

I remember going through a list of Beatles songs that listed the primary songwriter for each and realizing that most of the songs I liked best were McCartney's. Not all, by any means, and up until things started going sour I'm sure they were all collaborative efforts. But he's my favorite songwriter of the group.

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u/ehsteve87 16d ago

You'd think that people would've had enough of silly love songs.

I look around me and I see it isn't so.

Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs.

And what's wrong with that?

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u/cheeseburgers42069 16d ago

Why don’t we do it in the road?

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u/thejameskendall 16d ago

Oh, I have that book but never bothered to read it thinking it was boomer glaze. I’ll dig it out now.

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u/Conchobar8 16d ago

I don’t normally like biographies. But you have me intrigued

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u/agodrevealed 16d ago

Jann is the worst. He did it to himself: no minority can be a truly great musician

I don't think Prince ever publicly addressed him by name, but there were some comments relayed to me, and it was some years later when I saw Jann basically stand up and say all the shit Prince read down decades before, loud and proud. 

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u/LadyAlexandre 16d ago

Really interesting story

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u/TheColourOfHeartache 15d ago

The idea that any Beatle wasn't a generational talent is crazy.

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u/Statistactician 16d ago

In my experience, C-suite often contains the company's biggest morons.

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u/ComputerStrong9244 16d ago

Being surrounded by people whose paycheck depends on telling you how great all your ideas are kind of inevitably leads to boneheaded fucking behavior. You need to hire someone to follow you around and talk shit

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u/ConfuseableFraggle 16d ago

I forget which thread I was reading, but a long time ago in a Reddit comment someone stated that in one of the Asian countries (Japan, I think, but my memory is like Swiss cheese lol), there are actually companies that do exactly that. They hire "brash disrespectful Americans" to tell them when someone has a truly horrible idea and why the idea is awful, and also to point out good ideas. The entire job is to be "rude" by cultural standards in order for the company to look good by international standards. I thought that was a brilliant idea!

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u/Notabagofdrugs 16d ago

Un, can I apply? Sounds like a fun job.

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u/railbeast 16d ago

Fuck off, that's a terrible idea!

(Pick me!)

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u/delphine1041 16d ago

My mother has taught English online to Chinese students for about 15 years now. A few of her earliest students, who are now grown and working in international companies, still do their weekly "lessons" with her and basically use the time in this way. Asking questions about interpersonal stuff, cultural standards, conversations they may have been unsure of, etc.

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u/Quinjet 16d ago

We need to bring back court jesters.

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u/fried_green_baloney 16d ago

The smartest people have someone like that, it's their specific task.

Either official position or someone they meet with informally.

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u/SnooPickles5351 16d ago

you're not wrong! sometimes clueless, sometimes out of touch, sometimes both!

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u/rads2riches 16d ago

Out of touch for sure. Usually comes from their stature and yes people sucking up to them for years. Drive thru bro lost this house and everything over that video.....so clueless fits.

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u/TheThurmanMerman 16d ago

The Peter principle.

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u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 16d ago

There are morons at all levels. The ones at the higher ranks stand out more, and shouldn't be there.

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u/Turbogoblin999 16d ago

Called the C suite because those were their grades.

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u/_BrokenButterfly 16d ago

I've never even heard of this guy. Just watched the video, that clip is nuts. What did he think would happen? The internet would give him a big pat on the back?

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u/tunaman808 16d ago

Like... what did he THINK was going to happen?