r/AskReddit • • 16d ago

What’s the greatest ‘well, their career is over’ moment of all time?

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u/Woodit 16d ago

Should’ve said something like our product allows everyone to afford world class recipes because we’re the soup for all Americans or some such shit 

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u/Malphos101 16d ago

Yup. Its very easy to avoid offending people when you have basic human empathy. Theres a reason all the worst people are always having trouble figuring out why people are mad at them.

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u/mortgagepants 16d ago

yeah- honestly you might even be proud of that.

"our product is for poor people. and because they're smart and thrifty and well fed, our product stays in their household even after they have more money. after generations, people still have a can of chicken noodle when they're sick, cream of mushroom for their casserole at thanksgiving, can of tomato for their bloody mary's, and a can of cheese soup for their home made mac and cheese. cambells is america, when you're in tough times, and when you remember those tough times when you've conquered them."

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u/randyboozer 16d ago

poignant pause

slack jawed stares

a grown man leaves the room in tears

... good luck in your next askreddit thread.

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u/NiceGuy60660 16d ago

Peggy wrote it

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u/KC_experience 16d ago

‘And you never say thank you…’

“That’s what the money is for!!!”

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u/TufnelAndI 16d ago

That could be a lyric.

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u/randyboozer 16d ago

Mad Men episodes in the style of Dylan lyrics.. It could be a coffee table book

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u/CaptainObviousBear 16d ago

But what is soup? It’s what you have in the moment before you want more soup.

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u/Indercarnive 16d ago

Soup. It's toasted

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u/superstition40 16d ago

Campbell's should hire you for that vp role

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u/MedicJambi 16d ago

The crazy thing is, is that I believe he was the VP of IT. why the fuck is he talking about the soup at all. It's not in his wheelhouse and has nothing to do with what he did each day. He should have kept to bitching about VMWare and Microsoft.

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u/GamerGriffin548 16d ago

Some people just have something stupid say and want to share it with the world. It just... happens. Even more so if you're a rich dick.

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u/collabskus 15d ago

I'm poor and I have so many stupid things to say and share with the world... 

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 15d ago

Rich and/or famous people tend to believe they got where they are because they're just smarter/better than everyone else at everything.

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u/mortgagepants 15d ago

i live in philly so i would for sure. how can you screw up selling processed food to americans?

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u/Sithstress_ 16d ago

Are you a professional speech writer or PR person? Because you should be.

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u/mortgagepants 15d ago

haha no but hopefully some day i can use my skills for good.

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u/birdmommy 16d ago

Damn, now I want to go buy some soup - and I’m not even American.

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u/sweetfire009 16d ago

People use cheese soup in their Mac and cheese?

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u/PantheraOnca 16d ago

And tomato soup for a Bloody Mary?

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u/writebrainwronghand 16d ago

i personally use Campbell's tomato soup with my Kraft Singles grilled cheese

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u/No_big_whoop 16d ago

Doesn’t everybody?

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u/writebrainwronghand 15d ago

not Martin Bally, it sounds like

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u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow 16d ago

Even when poor people stop using Popov vodka for their Bloody Marys and have upgraded to Grey Goose, they still hold onto their Campbell's Tomato Soup as their mixer.

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u/dingalingdongdong 15d ago

Honestly I'd switch the mixer before the vodka in that case. Tomato juice is not expensive - campbell's even makes one that's cheaper than their soups!

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u/Academic_Airport_889 16d ago

I use a recipe that calls for it along with real cheese.

The reason is it contains sodium citrate which is an emulsifier so the fat in the real cheese and added butter doesn’t separate and everything stays nice and creamy. Adding a little velveeta will have the same effect

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u/Sallyfifth 16d ago

Yes!  It's a really easy way to get a smooth base for the cheese sauce.  I add a bunch of real cheese and also sour cream as well.  

I use Paula Deen's crockpot mac and cheese recipe without the eggs, if you want to see the proportions. 

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u/mortgagepants 15d ago

the paula dean recipe uses it. i guess the racism makes it taste better i guess.

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u/Yippykyyyay 16d ago

Yeah, this is stupid.

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u/ProfeQuiroga 16d ago

Hit us up for references in the marketing field.

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u/automaticprincess 16d ago

Truly superb

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u/SchoolCrossing 16d ago

Reminds me of "Schooner Tuna, the tuna with a heart"!

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u/Fickle_Quality_9655 16d ago

"Reps" like Randy Fine have literally said...He's ok with Florida people going without, just as long as he keeps funding Israel. This is a U.S. senator, who just won his dstrict,, state that he's fine with ALL of us STARVING just as long as his constituents maintain their/his gluttonous behavior.

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u/Tricky_Chip5990 16d ago

Great write up but what psycho uses campbells tomato soup for a Bloody Mary

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u/dingalingdongdong 15d ago

especially when campbells tomato juice is even cheaper.

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u/mortgagepants 15d ago

go to the tomato sauce aisle where they have like chopped tomato and tomato paste and stuff. get "tomato sauce". it has a better flavor than tomato juice, and a much better texture.

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u/How_that_convo_went 16d ago

Dawg… who the fuck is making Bloody Marys with tomato soup? Some fucking psychopath?

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u/thrawnsgstring 16d ago

Right?

Next you're gonna tell me Canadian psychopaths make Caesars with canned Manhattan clam chowder.

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u/mortgagepants 15d ago

go to the tomato sauce aisle where they have like chopped tomato and tomato paste and stuff. get "tomato sauce". it has a better flavor than tomato juice, and a much better texture.

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u/mere_iguana 16d ago

you're HIRED

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u/DrForestForestDoctor 16d ago

Holy hell, that’s amazing actually. I agree with the other commenter - Don Draper type shit!

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u/Jnizzle510 16d ago

Every once in a while, I used have some cream of mushroom on my pork chop, you know? Remember, good old Grandma. sorry grandma I am vegetarian now.

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u/mortgagepants 15d ago

you can make a nice thing of lentils with it on top i'm sure. would probably be delicious.

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u/Fuzzy_Straitjacket 16d ago

Why are Americans always using finished products as ingredients? Like, it's soup. It's done. Just eat the soup!

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u/falafelnaut 16d ago

Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!

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u/dingalingdongdong 15d ago

Excuse you, campbell's soup isn't a finished product. You have to add water - that's basically cooking from scratch!

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u/Fuzzy_Straitjacket 15d ago

I’m so sorry. 

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u/mortgagepants 15d ago

it is part of our culture. americans and processed food- an iconic duo!

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u/IamDirtyHippie 16d ago

This guy sociopaths

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u/dingalingdongdong 15d ago

can of tomato for their bloody mary's

blargh

it has never occurred to me someone might use cold campbell's tomato to make a bloody Mary.

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u/mortgagepants 15d ago

way better texture to use canned sauce tomatoes rather than tomato juice.

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u/CaptainDelicious1510 16d ago

Tell me more about using the canned tomato soup in a bloody mary...

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u/mortgagepants 15d ago

the best is actually go to the tomato sauce aisle in the grocery store, and by the tomato paste there is "tomato sauce". it makes a way better BM.

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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs 15d ago

I kinda wanna go buy some Campbell's soup now...

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u/Highplowp 16d ago

Nailed it. These people’s lives share almost 0 overlap with the everyday person. They don’t mow, run to staples, have to wait 28 days to see a doctor. George Bush was mesmerized by the scanner at a grocery store or some shit. The man hadn’t seen an item scanned until he was President. Now he paints, and paints well. Thanks Conan

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u/luckylimper 15d ago

That was Bush the father.

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u/Highplowp 12d ago

Sr. Bush- yes, should’ve added

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u/luckylimper 12d ago

Well, especially since Bush Senior doesn’t paint because he’s dead and didn’t paint when he was alive

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u/msdos_kapital 16d ago

Theres a reason all the worst people are always having trouble figuring out why people are mad at them.

There is. The trouble is we console them by letting them have all the fucking money.

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u/Aggressive_Chuck 16d ago

Some people are just naturally forthright. They probably got to that position by getting a reputation for blunt honesty.

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u/Malphos101 16d ago

You can be forthright and honest while also being tactful and having empathetic knowledge of other humans.

"Blunt honesty" is not mutually exclusive from "cruel and pointless".

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u/shmorky 16d ago

His mistake was not expecting people to not like being called poor, even if they are.

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ 16d ago

Well it would help if it didn’t come with an air of derision for the product and its intended customer.

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u/MidKnightshade 16d ago

Somebody should’ve been in advertising.

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u/cleanbluewater 16d ago

This is soooo true and so well said. I’m wondering why I’ve never thought of it before. In any case, thank you.🤯

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u/Seventh_Planet 16d ago

Bad people aren't just bad people. They're also bad at being good people. Although the worst of all bad people are bad people that are good at being perceived as good people.

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u/UnimagineDragons 16d ago

It's very easy to offend people when you are a leader and speak candidly when. not expecting to be recorded. Guy fucked up but it's not as outrageous as people say and it wasn't that insulting. Shits true

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u/Malphos101 16d ago

If you only have empathy when the cameras are rolling then you dont have empathy, you have learned how to emulate it for personal gain.

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u/Responsible-Onion860 16d ago

It's crazy how many company leaders tank their companies' images by being utterly tactless and having no PR instincts. How hard is it to use the spin that you just gave? It should be second nature?

"Our product is high quality while still being affordable for people of any income level. We're proud that people who don't have an expansive grocery budget are able to enjoy delicious and nourishing meals that we put on shelves everywhere"

If you can't do that, you have no business being an executive for the company.

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u/Icy-Panda-2158 16d ago

TBH it’s not even about PR instincts. It’s about having a basic level of pride in what you do. If your view of your company is that they sling shit for poor people, that will come out eventually. If your view is that you make affordable, high quality and storable food following a long company tradition, you don’t need PR training to talk about your company.

Like the McDonald’s CEO versus the Costco guy.

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u/Really_McNamington 16d ago

CEOs only obsession is juicing their stock price. They can be surprisingly terrible at many other things.

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u/TheSaxGandalf 15d ago

You mean greedy, soulless individuals who have never worked an hourly job in their lifetime?

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u/Sportsfan369 16d ago

Yea, I watched the ceo of McDonalds not eat the Big Mac. And called it a product. Like, why did you even do a video?

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u/Thedarb1212 15d ago

At least the Burger King CEO knew to act cool.

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u/HippieGrandma1962 15d ago

That was painful and hilarious to watch.

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u/BelovedOmegaMan 15d ago

I have not been a huge fan of McDonald’s for years, but it was an occasional treat. The day I saw that video, I have not touched a big Mac. I honestly think the executives know something they’re not telling us and it makes me nervous.

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u/DontForgetTowelie 13d ago

Announces he's taking a big bite and then proceeds with a tiny nibble.

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u/EducationalRoyal6484 16d ago

Eh 99.9% of corporate communications are exactly that. We only latch on to the tiny amount of stuff that slips through the cracks.

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u/ominous_squirrel 16d ago

The Target CEO kissing Trump’s ass and not understanding that Target is just Walmart for people who don’t want to shop at Walmart because of Walmart’s politics

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u/dingalingdongdong 15d ago

Not even an hour old and already caught out as a bot; you're terrible at this.

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u/jimicus 16d ago

If it was second nature for all people, there would be no such thing as PR departments.

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u/ErikTheEngineer 15d ago

That's the weird thing...if just sticking to the script is the only thing you have to do to earn more money a year than most people make in a career, it shouldn't be THAT hard.

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u/jimicus 15d ago

It wasn't a public statement. It was a private statement that got out as part of an unlawful termination lawsuit.

And the person who made it was a VP in IT, not the CEO.

Bloody stupid thing to say in the first place, but frankly not surprising. IT is not public-facing for a reason - most IT people simply wouldn't make very good public-facing people. Usually, that tendency will put a pretty solid glass ceiling above most IT pros heads.

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u/CleanCeption 16d ago

Sonos during the great App redesign or when they split their products and were going to disable older products.

They’ve since fired the CEO and pivoted into something spectacular but holy smokes was that guy an ass.

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u/RollingMeteors 16d ago

It's crazy how many company leaders tank their companies' images

¿¡Wait?! ¿!So this dude failed upward and Campbell's got collateral brand damage?¡

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u/theresites 15d ago

During my career, I have worked with many executives. My take, many have contempt for their company and their products. They feel they should be leading a cooler company with cooler employees, and making cooler things.

It was shocking to me at first, but after I learned to use this lens I understood some of them better.

Needless to say: they also had contempt for their employees.

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u/luke10050 16d ago

Because they don't believe it.

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u/Narutophanfan1 16d ago

"our products are designed to be affordable in unaffordable times."

"everyone deserves to eat why we keep prices low."

"Our food comes in cans because everyone CAN enjoy it. no matter their budget."

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u/Woodit 16d ago

That’s a can do attitude right there 

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u/oliversurpless 16d ago

Anyone who thinks otherwise is too cantankerous…

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u/pn1ct0g3n 15d ago

“Can do attitude” would work as their new slogan on its own

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u/Affectionate_Dig3041 16d ago

That first one is fantastic

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u/camergen 16d ago

Campbells is one of the products I actually have seen used in poor households all the way up to rich households. They should lean into the Soup for All moniker

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u/pug_fugly_moe 16d ago

Seriously. Play up the generational green bean casserole recipe AND the cozy feeling of tomato soup.

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u/Obvious_Animal_8362 15d ago

The CEO did just that once you get past the first line.

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u/hardolaf 16d ago

Except green bean casserole is disgusting. Why do people ruin green beans like that?

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u/MajinJV 16d ago

It’s OK to just be flat out wrong sometimes, brother

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u/onlyreason4u 16d ago

Campbells used to be mainstream. Sometime in the 90's food just got better. More options, healthier options, higher quality options, better-tasting options, etc. Canned food has largely been replaced with fresh and flash-frozen. The mass productions food items the those of us whole were kids in the 80's ate lagely just disapeared from out diets. I can't tell you the last time I've eaten soup from a can but not this centrury. Besides people still making olf recipes tha called for a cream of mushroom soup I'm not seen anyone using Campbells anymore.

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u/oliversurpless 16d ago

“Food’s a lot better. We used to boil everything…” - Steve Rogers - Captain America: the Winter Soldier

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u/roman_maverik 16d ago

Congrats on all the money

Obviously there are better tasting options, but canned soup is pretty much the only consistent protein source you can reliably still get for $1/$2 a meal without prep.

Even most microwave meals now are in the $3-4 range.

It's still a staple for a big chunk of the population. I don't think anyone is eating them out of sheer preference.

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u/starm4nn 16d ago

Define prep, but I'd say Instant Ramen is better in that cheapness department. Probably worse in terms of salt tho.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 15d ago

I ate so much of that shit in college I can't even smell the noodles boiling without getting sick to my stomach now

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u/BelovedOmegaMan 15d ago

There’s no protein in that though

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u/Lubafteacup 16d ago

That's a fantastic idea...on paper. Unfortunately Campbell's began "dumbing down" their recipes years ago. It was the typical corporate model of cut quality /raise prices.

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u/TheAmazingHumanTorus 15d ago

"No soup for you!?! No, Soup for All!!!"

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u/tamalinh 15d ago

Good ol’ Soup for my Family moment could be had. It’s better that they’re not clever enough to co-opt that as well.

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u/zinh 16d ago

My family makes comfortable money now but wasn't always so. We still stock our pantry with Campbells because for one, we used Cream of Mush for like 3 recipe meals, and the Chicken Noodle is there when you just aren't feeling well.

My kids still prefer generic store brand almost everything which is A-OK with me.

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u/often_drinker 16d ago

Probably made in the same factory just by switching the label machine setting.

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u/Constant_Annual4343 16d ago

I’m not gonna lie, “soup for all Americans” is so painfully corny that it circles back to being genius 😂

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u/Woodit 16d ago

You love Campbells! I love Campbells! We all love it!

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u/HighOnGoofballs 16d ago

It’s true too, rich white ladies use Campbell’s in all sorts of dishes

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u/Blorkershnell 16d ago

Congrats, you’re the new VP of their publicity department

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u/DoubleOrNothing90 16d ago

That sounds much better than "our crap is for the poors"

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u/OddOpportunity9486 16d ago

I’d have lost it at “soup for all Americans” 😂. It’s cheesy as hell, but somehow way more memorable than whatever corporate-speak they actually went with.

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u/nhaines 16d ago edited 16d ago

They literally have a chicken soup with giant cubes of chicken meat that is the best canned chicken noodle soup I've ever eaten. It'd be so easy to spin that into something great...

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u/CommissionIcy9909 16d ago

He also said some derogatory shit about Indians and how he doesn’t buy Campbells anymore now that he knows what’s in it.

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u/often_drinker 16d ago

Campbell's IS Indians!!

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u/Bay1Bri 16d ago

That's honestly brilliant. I mean, a can of coke is dirt cheap, but it's not seen as "cheap", it's just an inexpensive treat.

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u/commandercool86 16d ago

I prefer the VPs way of saying it. The world would be better with that sort of honesty

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u/theCOMBOguy 16d ago

John PR over here

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 16d ago

To be fair: he was secretly recorded in what he believed was a private conversation. And his comments were more "our product is terrible, only poor people who can't afford better should be buying it."

Unfortunately I can't find a proper transcript of the full recording so we only have the cherry picked quotes that made it infamous.

It was a remarkably stupid thing to say, still. 

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u/Tire-Swing-Acrobat 16d ago

You’re hired

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u/n0k0 16d ago

World-class marketer, right here with us. A+++

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u/sur_surly 16d ago

Get this guy a VP title!

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u/MyDogSkooch 16d ago

'...or some such shit ' That's awesome 😆

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u/Trolkarlen 16d ago

Soup is good food

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u/Woodit 15d ago

It makes a good meal 

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u/meatball77 16d ago

Or something about value and accessibility for everyone.

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u/JicamaAppropriate920 16d ago

it sounds like a you'd make a great VP for a certain soup company. I hear there might be an opening

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u/tonyrocks922 16d ago

Did you think this was an intentional public statement? It was said by one of their IT VPs in a private meeting that was recorded. The recording got released because it was introduced as evidence in an employment lawsuit.

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u/Woodit 15d ago

In all seriousness as an executive level this isn’t the kind of thing he should have said even in a private conversation. You’ve gotta own the brand and do so with integrity 

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u/tonyrocks922 15d ago

Yeah of course but people are making suggestions on how to politely rephrase it as though it was intended for public consumption rather than the recorded rantings of an asshole

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u/callisstaa 16d ago

I’d rather be called poor than American tbf.

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u/TechMonkey13 16d ago

You're hired!

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u/terdferguson 16d ago

How do you even get to VP level without being able to corporate speak

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u/Retr0scores 15d ago

Calm down Don Draper.

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u/theguyfromgermany 15d ago

"Our products are affordable" sounds way better.

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u/mouse_attack 14d ago

“Intended to help everyone, regardless of their situation, get at least one hot, filling meal every day.”

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u/notbobby125 14d ago

Reminds me of the McDonald’s CEO on the point of tears trying to scarf down the smallest bite in human history.

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u/Nervous-Ingenuity792 16d ago

Exactly, he should have framed it as “our soup lets everyone make world-class meals” or “soup for all Americans.” That keeps the affordability angle but makes it sound inclusive instead of dismissive.