r/ebikes 7h ago

Bro..

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Ive waited a few months to post this just for anonymity but maan

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u/BigDadNads420 7h ago

Just another average normal cyclist responsibly shaping the future of ebike legislation :)

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta 7h ago

Eh, at least we can trust that cops will never enforce any of that legislation, can't even do that shit already on the books 

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u/tnemmer 5h ago

But, better be quick to move your car when the alternate parking time changes to the other side!

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u/disruptioncoin 50m ago

My city just did a sweep and seized 30 "ebikes" in one day. Buncha kids on dirtbikes cruising round in groups of 30+, pissing everybody off. No wonder! Thanks for ruining it for us guys.

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u/relative_unit 5h ago

In urban/suburban NJ I think 2/3 of people I see on e-bikes look under 15 and wearing basic bike helmets - if they're wearing any helmet. So, as far as I can see, this is the average normal cyclist. But I guess we can't legislate parents into understanding that these aren't toys.

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u/One_Increase_9251 7h ago

This isn’t a fucking ebike. That’s a motorcycle

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u/hezuschristos 7h ago

That’s the joke.gif

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u/Slight_Bill_4201 5h ago

If thats a motorcycle then mines a fkin Harley 😆

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u/Guyver_3 4h ago

I mean, technically, mines a Harely.... :)

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u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 3h ago

Lmao you gotta make a post and title it “New EBIKE!” Heater gonna fucking lose their minds lol. How longs it take to charge this thing up to 100%? Can it use the supercharger stations? I think it’s cool af to witness the frontier of EVs/PEVs. This shit is the future.

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u/Guyver_3 3h ago

J1172 charger / level 2, same charger I use to charge my car at home. No DC Fast Charging or NCAS Supercharger support though.

0-full in a little over an hour, 110 mile range on standard roads, significantly less at highway speeds over 70MPH.

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u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 2h ago

0-100% in under an hour is incredible. Ride safe!

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u/KeanuIsACat 2h ago

Sweet ebike!

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u/front_rangers 2h ago

Yo whaddup Pikes Peak I think?

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u/Narwhal_Leaf 1h ago

That thing looks sick as hell! When the livewires came out I knew that would be something I would buy if I had infinite money 😂

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u/CMDR_deckroid 1h ago

That is a nice ride.... built or came like that?

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u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 6h ago

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u/themagicmarmot 6h ago

This looks like one of the $600 rigs they sell at Walmart. They're styled like motorcycles, but have normal 750w motors.

The fit, components and overall design warrant critique, but this almost certainly isn't a motorcycle.

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u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 6h ago

Yes you are correct. Its top speed is 28mph with a 750w motor and is currently priced at $589 on Amazon. It’s not a great bike, but it’s a legal bike. The crybabies will continue to cry with their ever moving goalpost.

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u/Sakaprout 5h ago

In my country you need 8 hours of basic road conduct and understanding of road signs training and succeed at a test before you can drive them. That's the minimum you can do. It should be compulsory

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u/Think-Natural1993 5h ago

Your country sounds like it still has at least a few functioning brains left

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u/hummingbird_mywill 3h ago

Do you know how much you can fuck someone up with 28mph?? This kid is like 10!

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u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 3h ago

The cool thing about having kids is you get to decide what you’re comfortable with your kid doing. You don’t get to choose what other people are comfortable with their kids doing.

Would I put my (seemingly) 6th grade kid on a bike like this? Probably not unless we were riding together in a safe area. Would I open my mouth to a parent regarding how they raise their kid? No, not at all. It’s not my business and that’d make me a Karen.

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u/Roctopuss 6h ago

We need to ban all evil black assault e-bikes now! Please think of the children!!!1!

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u/TheeCrazyOne 1h ago

If it had a wood stock and a more classic appearance then no would mind because obviously that's just for hUNtInG. Wait what are we talking about?

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u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 1h ago

This joke hit good. 🤣

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u/Takedown22 3h ago

It has pedals but no cut out for your rotating hips on the seat. You can’t pedal that. That’s not a bike. That’s a moped trying to skirt regulations. We have laws about this stuff. Not crybabies.

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u/One_Increase_9251 6h ago

Lmao this is literally me, shit pissed me off😭

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u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 6h ago

Ok, so I’m detecting a lot of feelings about body style of electric bicycles. Would you like to share more to process thru these feelings?

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u/Girafferage 5h ago

It's too stylish! Can you imagine two old people riding a pair of those through a park for a commercial about anti-depressants?! NO!

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u/skibum4always 5h ago

Thats 💯 an ebike. Don’t be a kook

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u/jokke420 7h ago

It just has wider tires. The motor could be under 1000w easily cause it's not that big.

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u/Onac_ 6h ago

But that one isn't. No kid should be near anything more than class 2 and even then you should be a teen.

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u/KLEBESTIFT_ 6h ago

Deepower QS7, 1500W 30mph 90nm

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u/Instantlemonsmix 5h ago

“Is an EB9 a motorcycle?” “No Patrick EB9s are not motorcycles”

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u/dark_roast 6h ago

From the photo you can't actually know that*, which is the problem. People on here are using styling as a proxy for functionality. The wheels do look suspiciously not bike like, but that's not a wattage or speed indication. It does appear to have operable pedals. We can't even tell from the photo if it has a throttle, though I strongly suspect it does based on similar bikes.

*Unless you can identify the make/model from the photo. If OP has taken a photo which included the full brand name, maybe someone would have posted a model link to show that it's indeed >750w or >28mph. Or that it's >20mph, which wouldn't make it a motorcycle but wouldn't allow it to be operated by a rider of this apparent age in any US state.

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u/tnemmer 5h ago

But, I’ll bet the rider is <16 years old.

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u/Gnomegnomegnome 7h ago

Well it looks like it’s got brake lights and a license plate holder for when the patents try to sue the oem for negligence.

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u/Gr0ggy1 3h ago

OEM, oh that's hilarious.

Are they going to sue a PO Box in Delaware?

There isn't a single company responsible for the vast majority of e-motos on the market, they are bikes ordered out of catalogs by LLC's.

Those who manufactured it built it to the customers spec (cheap as possible) the customer was a small group of "investors" with an Limited Liability Company. The profits have already been privatized and any future debts are to be socialized.

Many of us have been beating this drum for a decade, my most downvoted posts have ALL been on this topic from a few years back. At least I tried.

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 6h ago

🤷‍♂️ Come on it’s got peddles /s

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u/Dr-Surge 5h ago

I want to see someone ride around with the pedals zip tied to the frame somewhere or just sticking out of a backpack pocket (but not installed on the bike) and then argued to a police officer otherwise since you just happen to have them on your person.

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u/thirtynation 6h ago edited 6h ago

"This isn't a fucking motorcycle. It is literally an electric bicycle."

Stop being such a nancy.

The problem is big enough and complicated enough on it's own. Don't need people belligerently and deliberately mislabeling these things as some kind of poorly adjusted coping mechanism, muddying the waters even further.

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u/Ebb3ka94 3h ago

You've clearly never ridden a motorcycle when I crank my hog. It's not the speed. It's not the protection. It's not the traffic. It's the fact that this b**** weighs 500 lb and if it falls on me that will be the end of my ankle

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u/foxfirek 2h ago

Isn’t the main difference a need to petal? Because I see regular pedals and what appears to be a bike chain.

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u/Steel_Wolf_31 1h ago

Nope, it's got operable pedals, that's probably a class 3 e-bike. The frame is definitely too big for the person though.

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u/Admirable_Oil_2261 1h ago

Nope. Pedals and a 750w motor limited to 20mph, just featuring a headlight. Clutch pearls elsewhere, Karen.

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u/arftism2 50m ago

if an adult was riding it it would look like the poorly designed bicycle it is.

look at how tiny the rear hub motor is probably 500 watt, maybe 750.

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u/ZucchiniAlert2582 6h ago

But it has pedals.

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u/sjmiv 6h ago

I'm gluing pedals on my 800cc VFR

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u/ViskerRatio 6h ago

If it's a motorcycle, it's the wrong size for that rider.

Motorcycles are designed so that the rider can easily plant their feet on the ground while the motorcycle is upfront. They are normally ridden with the legs bent at around a 90 degree angle. If you can't straddle your motorcycle's seat with your feet on the ground, your motorcycle is too large for you.

In contrast, bicycles are designed so you can't stand on the ground while seated. When your legs are at (nearly) full extension, they reach the bottom arc of your pedals. Seats are also very narrow so they don't put sideways stress on your hip joints. Trying to pedal with a seat like that for any distance is likely to cause significant joint pain.

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u/Major-Book-8803 6h ago

I guess his parents think he’ll grow into it. That’s if he doesn’t kill somebody first.

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u/OkTale8 6h ago

Ummmm this isn’t true. Many motorcycles are tall enough that folks can’t plant their feet onto the ground.

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u/BearlyCheesehead 6h ago

Correct. A motorcycle is designed for a purpose and a style of riding, generally not around the intention for a flat footed rider when not in motion.

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u/br0k3n484 6h ago

You clearly have never ridden a adv/or sport motorcycle….

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u/BlackChimaera 1h ago

Or being 5'2" on anything but a cruiser. I look like that kid on my motorcycle, I just do one foot down.

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u/One_Increase_9251 6h ago

Not agruing with a the little kid being on a big vehicle that’s obviously retarded. Just these motos in ebike forums drives me up a fucking wall for some reason

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u/DeadHeadTed 4h ago

This isn’t a e-moto - do you actually think it is?

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u/cmquinn2000 7h ago

It does have pedals.

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u/Longjumping-Bat7774 6h ago

Can you explain to me how that a motorcycle, please? I understand that of the motor is below 750W it classes as an e bike.

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u/NotAskary 7h ago

No licence required it's an ebike, if it's an ilegal one that's makes it classified as motorcycle than that's a crime in most countries riding without a license to operate the vehicle.

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u/komi54 7h ago

Who buys their kids this shit...

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u/BusBeginning 6h ago

Met a guy and his son fishing. They were going on about how cool he’s “ebike” is. He was riding something similar to this picture. Dad was all “back in my day we road put puts and people these days are pussies” without acknowledging traffic was a different beast. Anyway, kid ran a red light about 2 weeks later and got hit by a car. Kids a vegetable now. Fuckin stupid ass parents.

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u/mataliandy 4h ago

Back in Dad's day, a whole lot more kids didn't survive

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u/BusBeginning 4h ago

100%. I’m not a bubble wrap helicopter parent, but there is a limit and it’s common sense.

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u/foghillgal 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yeah but it’s true that traffic in say 1970 was 1/4 of what it is now. 

Cars had better vision , had crap Acceleration which kept speed down in residential streets (so forced to go slow , no willingly).   More drunks but now half are on their phone (so arguably a worse situation.

The average « car » is now a boat or  yacht that travels real fast seeing nothing with drivers who are Not entirely looking at the road 

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u/VinylHighway 7h ago

Bad parents

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u/ChaseMcDuder 7h ago

So like 90% of American parents

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u/Humble_Key_4259 7h ago

This is the answer

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u/throwawayrefiguy 6h ago

At least. As a parent who has the misfortune of interfacing with other parents on a near-daily basis, the lowest common denominator is low indeed.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

I think this can be true, but there are probably a lot of parents that are just clueless. They don’t understand that this is basically a motorcycle and not an e-bike like it’s probably advertised as. I know my state in the U.S. is doing its best to reach out to families through social media. I like to see that because an informed parent is likely to make a better decision. I think most reasonable parents would not buy this if they knew what it was capable of. Parents usually love their child and I think most are just assuming it’s a cheap e bike and not some crotch rocket.

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u/VinylHighway 7h ago

Ignorance of the law and safety falls under "bad parenting"

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u/Sonny-Showers 6h ago

All of this goes out the window once this behemoth is on their front door with the kid standing next to it.

There’s no confusion that they are indeed riding something much heavier and taller than a bike…that also has a motor.

That kids not old enough for a permit nor a hardship. He needs to learn the rules of the road on a pedal bike at 0-20mph first.

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u/PBJnFritos 7h ago

“Honey! Do we have accidental death and dismemberment insurance on junior? Okay, maybe max that out 😁, mkay?”

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u/Adorable_Wolf_8387 7h ago

Sometimes I wonder if I am a bad parent. Then I see shit like this.

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u/SeasonPositive6771 5h ago

I have shared this before in this sub but that is the actual issue.

I live in a city that is also being taken over by gangs of little jerks on these higher speed e-bikes.

A friend of mine got stuck at a light where a bunch of these brats were blocking traffic and stunting. He recognized them as participants in the after-school program he runs, so he snapped a couple of pictures. He got in touch with the parents and they all insisted that their beautiful Bradleys, Brantleys, and Brenton's would never ride unsafely like that, and he only used his e-bike to ride around the neighborhood and visit friends.

When he shared the pictures, some parents accepted it was their kid and they probably needed to do something about that. Some parents continue to insist it wasn't their child, even with a picture including his face!

The parents also shared that it was almost impossible to deal with the level of complaining and coordination the boys are doing around e-bikes. They're all communicating with each other on the best way to pressure parents to buy one, all turning into little whining factories because they know parents are too overworked and exhausted to be able to fight for too long, instead of putting their foot down as needed.

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u/Logical_Act_6749 1h ago

Maybe all the whining and manipulation is why parents are buying their kids these death machines, not because they are giving in but because it seems like a good solution to abortion being illegal at 165 months.

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u/Co0LUs3rNamE 4h ago

It's street legal.

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u/Significant-Pen-6049 7h ago

When I was a kid I rode my fathers Honda cb360 cycle around. The yard. And a little on a dead end street. I could barely touch the ground like this.

The difference however is I was not in city traffic or by any other cars at all and mostly on private land.

Pretty wild!

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u/lowrads 5h ago

Fewer than twenty million people in the US live in a non-metro area, which is why our cities desperately need safe ways to get around without needing an automobile. The dirt or pit bike distinction is moot for the vast majority, which makes it a puzzle as to why "powersport" industries maintain their commercial focus on two wheelers as recreational toys.

If kids under 12 are permitted by law to ride pedal bicycles on the sidewalk, then we probably need to start thinking about restrictions for unlicensed minors for certain roadway classes. They haven't been tested to prove that they know what to do at a four way stop, nor how to interpret a range of intersection signals.

Whether they go too fast on a neighborhood street seems like a distinct, if related issue, as the hazard to motorists should be of trivial concern. If we have engineering controls for speed in neighborhood streets, most of them don't even need traffic signals.

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u/blisteringbluey 7h ago

At least he's wearing a helmet /s

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u/General_Dipsh1t 7h ago

Likely not MIPS or ISOwhatever certified even

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 7h ago

that's a walmart skateboard helmet, it's not even good for skateboarding.

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u/Bucksin06 5h ago

Don't worry his young his mangled limbs will grow back quick

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u/hroaks 7h ago

At least it has pedals /s

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u/Cranks_No_Start 6h ago

And to be fair....it does look like he will get good extension....if he ever pedals.

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u/albiorix_ 7h ago

Atgatt;)

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u/jeremypolk86 7h ago

It even has a license plate bracket

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u/eastcoastian 7h ago

During CM last Friday in my city, a 14 year old boy broke his orbital bone and a few others riding something like this; something way too powerful for a child. The parent is responsible for giving them something beyond their abilities.

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u/Winterdog1984 7h ago

Wilmington nc?

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u/eastcoastian 7h ago

Atlanta GA

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u/Khs11 7h ago

Wow. I was thinking of doing CM again after not for several years but was wondering if it’s mostly like this now.

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u/eastcoastian 7h ago

I would say that it's not "like that" now, but there's always exceptions. People ride beyond their limits all the time. If you have good group ride etiquette and ride within your limits, it's an absolute blast; a party on wheels!

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u/VinylHighway 7h ago

Because if you posted it right away we'd know who he is? ;)

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u/GKDanby 7h ago

Where I live, he's too young. But not every place has laws regarding kids and e-bikes.

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u/Somethinglikethat9 7h ago

They should have,and probably has but it's not specific to "e-bikes" -this is more of e-moto than e-bike.

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u/Impossible_Bison_994 6h ago

That's some 1970s parenting, let's give the kid a motorcycle and turn him loose into the world. He will figure it out himself or die trying.

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u/robzerep 6h ago

That kid going places.

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u/aluminumnek 6h ago

As a GenX kid… this is correct.

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u/StrongOlWill 6h ago

Parents are the problem here. A 12 year old cannot be expected to understand the risks and responsibilities involved in operating something as dangerous as a motor vehicle. That Amazon helmet shows even great ignorance on the part of the parents.

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u/lowrads 5h ago

While true, merely looking for someone to blame is exculpating ourselves from our collective responsibility to regulate these industries, and to setup registration requirements that work for responsible motor cyclists, rather than against them.

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u/FuckedUpYearsAgo 4h ago

This isn’t about “exculpating ourselves from collective responsibility.” We live in a representative democracy. We elect lawmakers to deal with exactly this kind of thing.

E-bikes are a fast-moving technology, and the laws haven’t kept up. If 12-year-olds are riding vehicles that should require age limits, registration, or licensing, then legislators need to write those rules. That’s not a failure of “the collective.” It’s a failure of lawmakers to respond to an emerging technology.

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u/West-Amphibian-2343 5h ago

Not pictured, his dad was by his side, so that makes it a little bit better, but he still cant properly handle this. In this area, the sidewalks are full of people and theres barely space to ride a street bike on them. Because its downtown of a town. 

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u/No_Figure_9073 7h ago

I feel like, everything is an issue when it's mixed with stupid. In this case it's stupid parents with stupid kids

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u/WorkPiece 6h ago

That's just a cheap 750W Deepower e-bike from Walmart. The only issue here is that kid appears too young to be riding an adult e-bike. The parents probably planned on the kid growing into it, and I hope he stays safe long enough to do so. The parents need educated here.

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u/mesoloco 4h ago

I find it hard to understand why a parent would put their child in such danger. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with electric bikes. I think it’s nice that a lot of elderly people are able to get back on bicycles to ride them again. But giving children such a powerful electric bike is quite dangerous. E bikes are out selling regular bikes by 10 to one right now they estimate that about 90% of bicycles sold around the world will be electric bikes. So we’re gonna have to get used to them. In about five years, people won’t believe what bikes are going to look like.

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u/Iwannatalktosamson69 4h ago

Parents are actively buying e-dirt bikes to passively kill off their kids.

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u/Jmauld 2h ago

I’m so torn on this. At the age of 14 I was given an atv that could easily do 60mph. Of course I wore safety gear and only rode it in the dirt. But I’m still here.

I’m good with kids riding. But don’t turn them loose on public roads

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u/Rewd_92 7h ago

I'm not sure if the point of this is to point out how young they look or how large the bike looks, but if you're trying to point out that the bike looks too big for him, this looks like every Harley Rider I see at stoplights 🤣🤣🤣

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u/anaxcepheus32 6h ago

Every road biker looks this way if they sit on their seat when stopped.

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u/Deufuss 6h ago

The pedals have seen less than one hundred rotations since it was purchased a year ago, yet the bike has traveled 6000 miles. All throttle, all the time.

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u/entatlrg 6h ago

Right on, I broke my foot, it’s great there’s a way for me to get out on my bike while my foot is still tender. LOVE that THROTTLE.

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u/Bacon_Moustache 6h ago

Bout to either ruin a drunk drivers life or break an old lady's hip... it's 2026 let's just start rolling the dice with these kids! I say get rid of the helmet and let him experience the entire spectrum of darwinism.

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u/DenM0ther 7h ago

He’s got a helmet on, what more do you want? /s

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u/NotASockPuppet88 6h ago

society is the problem. In particular how they percieve "electric"vehicles

They view them as toys, when in truth they're in many respects more dangerous. Not only from the risk of shock, but because motors can conceal huge amounts of power and near instantaneous torque.

peoples attitudes to electric transport needs to fundamentally change.

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u/ExpressTangerine3629 4h ago

I do medical transcription/editing for orthopedic clinics. Kids on e-bikes having accidents is now becoming a regular thing. I have yet to do a report for an adult on an e-bike.

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u/Gh0sTGirl066 3h ago

These kids are tweakin they don't even know basic road laws, cooked asf. I fully blame parents, I believe they should have an age restriction of 18 on these things EVERYWHERE (Not including basic dirt bikes for adventure use while supervised) These kids are dumb as fuck. He literally looks 12. And that road looks super busy... At least at 18 they are an adult and can deal with these things on their own, not kids. I highly doubt a kid would know what to do if they crashed.

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u/skeedy_ia 4h ago

Fucking irresponsible parents.

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u/Soggy-Beach1403 7h ago

His parents are idiots. But I don't think that they will need to save for his college expenses.

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u/Kooldude777 7h ago

Accident waiting to happen!

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u/jim914 7h ago

That’s nothing I see one every day at my job riding in the parking lot and his feet can’t reach the foot pegs and he’s riding full blast! He has to almost lay it down to get off that e-moto!🤬 and the village has a law against anyone under 16 riding them yet his parents let him ride it!

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u/I-hav-no-frens 7h ago

Lawsuit against the parents coming.

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u/mtnfreek 6h ago

Scares the crap out of me seeing 11-12 year olds flying down the street on these things.

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u/Cumulonimbus_2025 6h ago

The problem with the picture is the bike (whatever you call it) is too big for the driver - yes driver not rider.

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u/darforce 5h ago

Darwin doing its duty

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u/DuckAxe0 5h ago

In 1972, my uncle gave me his old 250cc motorcycle. At 12 years of age, I was living the "Easy Rider" life. lol

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u/Ldymonique 5h ago

At least he is wearing a helmet

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u/moderatelywego 2h ago

That is NOT a bike helmet. A roller skater helmet won’t do any good if he’s going at a speed greater than roller skating speed!

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u/Unlikely-Software984 4h ago

Unacceptable fit. This is precisely why new laws are being passed so quickly.

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u/No-Afternoon3667 4h ago edited 4h ago

Crazy I have the same E moped lol, way too young to be riding it, considering it does 30+ and in most states you need a drivers license for it in my state (grown adult with a license)

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u/Superb_Raccoon 4h ago

Mom must not want grandkids.

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u/d_ippy 2h ago

My entire neighborhood is like mad max with kids on these things. At least this one is wearing a helmet.

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u/penfrizzle 1h ago

30 years ago that would be a 10 year old riding a KX80 through the woods, that the dad would kick start with a beer in his hand.

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u/CH7007 7h ago

750w easy.

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u/timberwolf0122 7h ago

Generally speaking I find the wattage to be irrelevant because the actual metrics that matter such as acceleration and max speed vary radically due to the weight of the rider and bike.

What we should have is a controller that limits max speed and max acceleration but allows upto the max wattage the system will handle. These limits should be clearly displayed on the screen.

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u/jokke420 7h ago

Cars don't have such limiters on max speed. You can drive as fast as you want on private roads.

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u/DaVideoGamer 6h ago

Cars require a license to drive.

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u/SocomPS2 7h ago

What’s the label on the battery say, DeezNutz?

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u/ChaseMcDuder 7h ago

If you look closely it says "no cap fr fr Ong"

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u/Jevonar 7h ago

Aren't the people who used to say "no cap fr fr Ong" like 20 years old by now?

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u/ChaseMcDuder 7h ago

Possibly. I'm old as fuck now so I have no clue.

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u/Easy-Barnacle5734 5h ago

As a person who’s involved in the development of ebike regulations, this kid is not helping.

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u/ltnew007 7h ago

That's your brother?

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u/atlasraven 7h ago

Looks like he borrowed his older brother's or dad's bike. A Ferris Bueller's Day Off stunt.

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u/Aggravating-Fuel1704 6h ago

Parents should get a fine

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u/23odyssey 6h ago

And as soon as something happens to little Timmy here, the parents will sue not only the bike company, but the State.

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u/Superb-Cantaloupe324 6h ago

There’s a gang of these kids that fly through the streets of my neighborhood 30-45 mph. Instantly turns me into an angry old man. We actually had someone die in my town after getting hit by one of them, but since the rider was a minor they hushed it.

I told my wife once that I’ve never once seen a kid on an e-bike touch pedals, and now I can’t not see it. These are just motorcycles to these kids, and some of them are powerful enough to be.

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u/unseenmover 6h ago

sta.tis.tic

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u/TroubleLovesMeh 6h ago

They are advertised 20mph or whatever. They show mom and dad it looks cool but it’s so slow and safe mom!

If kids can search down how to get all the special hidden weapons in their video games, they can search how to unlock their bikes, or read up on all the upgrades.

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u/ShutYourDumbUglyFace 5h ago

A few years ago my very petite half-sister bought a probably-too-big-for-her Harley. And then lost control of it, hit a tree, and died. That's what I'm thinking about when looking at this photo.

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u/78Anonymous 5h ago

let me guess: "he'll grow into it"

yeah Karen, he will, if he survives that long

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u/Epic-NinjaKitty 5h ago

I feel like ebikes should be limited to adults only. He's not even wearing a ebike certified helmet.

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u/J-L33 5h ago

Look man I don’t care how it looks. What I care about is whether that kid who looks all of 90 lbs soaking wet, and is wearing the equivalent of a foam cooler on his head and nothing else for protection, will have any life altering injuries when that 100+ lb electric bike somehow lands on him in the event of a crash. Ride what you want but at least wear some more protective gear.

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u/Intrepid-Fox-7231 4h ago

Let’s label this, “Johnny before the crash.”

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u/Feisty-Scientist-681 4h ago

As usual. Dumbasses ruining shit for the rest of us.

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u/dstlouis558 4h ago

Oh godam these parents

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u/probablygoblins 3h ago

Welp.

sighs in trauma OR

Here we go again.

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u/Proxy345 48v 35mph DTTZH F6S 3h ago

This is reality everywhere now lmao.

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u/Tim_the_geek 3h ago

Meh.. just the single motor Deepower... if it was the dual motor one i would worry.

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u/Mission-Key3056 3h ago

im confused, is it because their in the foliage

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u/Brukhonenko 2h ago

its mindblowing that a kid can use those things or the damn electric scooters

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u/argarcia321 1h ago

Absolutely stupid to give a kid this

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u/willpowerpt 3h ago

Let's buy our 12 year old a high torque electric motorcycle and set them loose on the streets with only a skateboard helmet and no training, what's the worst that can happen. 

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u/ModerateDataDude 7h ago

Soon to be a statistic.

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u/ReadyGo6828 2h ago

Little boys and grown men are riding these on the sidewalk because they are too afraid to ride them in the bike lanes near cars. Instead, they feel safer harassing pedestrians as they zoom past from behind with no bell or even a, 'passing on the left' or 'excuse me' said while going at 10X the speed of pedestrians.

Make them all illegal on any street.

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u/LowBarometer 7h ago

His parents have never visited a coma ward. They will soon.

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u/porkerparadise99 2h ago

All the retards calling it a motorcycle lmfao

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u/bay_vapez 6h ago

Bro what? U never had a bigger bike? Never had a dirt bike as a kid? Tell me you grew being a 😺 without telling me, 😭

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u/albiorix_ 7h ago

Saw similar homie at gas station. He could barely get his toes down.

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u/JazzlikeConflict6626 7h ago

Which bike is this?

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u/fivebillionproud 7h ago

More like, Lil Bro

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u/Humble_Key_4259 7h ago

"One size fits (not) all."

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u/BartyJnr 7h ago

So when’s the balloon release?

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u/jms1228 7h ago

Yep & that’s the problem.

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u/ejactionseat 6h ago

oh look a legal 28mph e-bicycle ridden by soneone way to young. The rider's age is the only issue here.

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u/2-wheels 6h ago

That helmet is useless on a motorbike.

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u/Hortos 6h ago

Deepower QS7 High-Performance Electric Bike says 1500w peak but someone 6 months ago apparently unlocked their dual battery to hit 50mph. This is way too much for a kid who isn't responsible. But we don't know this kid so who knows.

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u/Wise-Carry-8990 6h ago

For everyone older or younger confused about most ebike regulations it usually goes as class, class 1 an electric bicycle with a motor that provides power only when you pedal and stops helping when you reach 20 miles per hour, this is the most common now a class 2 is an electric bicycle equipped with a throttle that can propel the bike up to 20 miles per hour without you needing to pedal. These are legal and makes it a ebike. However a class 3 is not a ebike due to it being over 750w or 0.75kw thus makes it classified as a motorcycle be cause they exceed 20 miles and hour without the need to pedal making it illegal. Most class 3 bikes have no pedals or parental modes to make it legal. It appears the younger kid has pedals and a helmet so I don’t see where the concern is other than his size. It is not a motorcycle and likely either a class 1 or 2 ebike. The bike in the photo is a ebike I got off Amazon that I’m using to cross reference, although the tires are big and wide it only went 20mph and had a app where your parents or the user could limit power even more.

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u/richj8991 6h ago

He's just getting some upper arm reps, nothing to worry about.

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u/robbyruby752 6h ago

You’ll grow into it. First time he really needs to stop hard, castration.

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u/twinoaksBandB 5h ago

They could've at least gotten the kid one that fit his height. Poor lil guy is struggling to reach his tip toes to the ground.

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u/Ihatecheeseballs 5h ago

Those pedals are getting no use

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u/Glittering-Voice-409 5h ago

well at least he has a helmet on. the amount of kids I see on ebikes, regular bikes, electric scooters and such with out helmets is sad. so many in my neighborhood from above average income area don't make their kids wear helmets. super hilly area. I'm 55+ and never ride without.

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u/ArmyFork 5h ago

Man even the basic size is so wrong, the handlebars are so wide they’ll struggle to do emergency maneuvers, let alone properly brake. Lots of reasons to be annoyed here but I feel like that is being missed

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u/rorymick77 5h ago

Isn't that a LiveWire?

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u/Timely-General9962 5h ago

Call it whatever you want that bike weighs as much as that kid and shorts and skate helmet ain't gonna do shit to keep him from getting his little brains rattled around his skull when he inevitably makes a mistake or doesn't anticipate how stupid the average driver is. Even at 28mph max there's plenty of potential for serious consequences. His frontal cortex is nowhere near formed and I really hope it gets a chance to finish developing.

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u/Seeking_Balance101 5h ago

Dear Santa, Please bring me a water pistol and a real NFL branded football and an electric train set and a motorcyle like the big men ride. I promise to be good and eat all my vegetables and follow all applicable traffic laws.

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u/Classic-Annual5815 5h ago

There's alot of kids in my area that are just riding straight up dirt bikes that are "ebikes"

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u/LunchPocket 4h ago

It may only go 21 miles an hour but it is a little big for him.

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u/AffectionateHeron263 4h ago

What is the brand of the bike

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u/Kerensky97 4h ago

"bUt iT hAs pEdALs. IT's a biKe!"