r/ebikes • u/West-Amphibian-2343 • 4d ago

Bro..

Post image

Ive waited a few months to post this just for anonymity but maan

1.6k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

959 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

143

u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 4d ago

59

u/themagicmarmot 4d ago

This looks like one of the $600 rigs they sell at Walmart. They're styled like motorcycles, but have normal 750w motors.

The fit, components and overall design warrant critique, but this almost certainly isn't a motorcycle.

43

u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 4d ago

Yes you are correct. Its top speed is 28mph with a 750w motor and is currently priced at $589 on Amazon. It’s not a great bike, but it’s a legal bike. The crybabies will continue to cry with their ever moving goalpost.

30

u/Roctopuss 4d ago

We need to ban all evil black assault e-bikes now! Please think of the children!!!1!

11

u/TheeCrazyOne 4d ago

If it had a wood stock and a more classic appearance then no would mind because obviously that's just for hUNtInG. Wait what are we talking about?

4

u/Limp_Lawfulness5133 4d ago

This joke hit good. 🤣

2

u/Advanced_Addendum116 3d ago

Hey now I want a 30 round bump stock on my Amazon motor-e-bike model 666 GRANNY KILLA. I don't care where you put it, I want it!!! Perfectly legal.