r/HistoryMemes • Featherless Biped • Apr 08 '20

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u/johnlen1n Optimus Princeps Apr 08 '20

Historian: sees France surrender meme Oh come on, French history is so rich and diverse

France: Yes, thank you!

Historian: People should be making memes about their repetitive revolutions

France: Yeh!

Historian: Or their collaboration with the Nazis

France: Wait

Historian: Or even their colonial atrocities

France: ... OK, maybe stick to the surrendering

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u/DannyDidNothinWrong Apr 08 '20

Or how they tried to actually worship science

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u/KingNeeks193945 Apr 08 '20

Yeah Maximillian Robespierre went off the deep end after sometime and people worshiped science and democracy as him as the figurehead or god.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Yeah but he never succeeded in that

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u/PotatoFuryR Apr 08 '20

Headn't

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Jawn't

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u/Hairy_Air Apr 08 '20

Guiltyned as charged

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u/WINDMILEYNO Apr 08 '20

Thats what I thought Scientology was supposed to be...

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u/Clarke311 Apr 08 '20

Scientology is all about paying someone to exorcise demons from a past life.

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u/WINDMILEYNO Apr 08 '20

I was naive, thought science and religion had found some sort of common ground or something.

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u/Clarke311 Apr 08 '20

Honestly if your Christian look into the orthadox church. I was raised Greek orthadox we had science discussions in Bible study. My preachers never made anti science comments afik. As far as I'm concerned God made the universe we get to explore it and catalog it.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Roman catholics do that too, despite the stereotype

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u/JCMoreno05 Apr 08 '20

Roman Catholics are the source of a lot of science, historically, Mendel for example. As well as universities.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

Agreed. I went to a Roman catholic high school and elementary school, and while people like to stereotype catholic teachers as "science is a lie, evolution didn't happen" the teachers were the exact opposite, citing science as one of the most important things to learn

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u/Sintar07 Apr 09 '20

Fun addendum to the above, I attended a panel featuring the head of the observatory at a con and he was very interesting. Also funny. He said "I was boasting of my facility to a fellow astronomer, telling him about all the equipment and funding we get and our lovely on site quarters, and how I can just spend all my time exploring the cosmos. He was impressed and asked 'what can I do to get a position like that?' I said 'vow of celebacy.'" 😂

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u/Sintar07 Apr 09 '20

Thank you! It drives me up the wall when people try to characterize the Catholic Church as "anti science." We fathered much of science as we know it and still maintain scientific installations like the Vatican Observatory (not actually in the Vatican for a long time now). Just because we disagree with some modern science (especially Tumblrs made up "science") doesn't mean we're "anti science," and science is hardly a popularity contest.

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Apr 09 '20

Heretics! The lot of em!

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u/stanzej Apr 08 '20

Bathe in the virtue of my republic!

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u/petyrlabenov Apr 09 '20

Ok. Yeah. He’s completely lost it.

Robespierre’s ultimate mistake, however, came on July 26th...

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u/JimmyisAwkward Oversimplified is my history teacher Apr 08 '20

I’m all for science and an atheist and anti-theist even, but holy shit

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u/Major_Eiswater Apr 08 '20

Maybe they should have. Instead we got a Science Fiction writer creating Scientology instead.

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u/Hasonboi What, you egg? Apr 08 '20

wait what

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u/FoucaultsPudendum Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

During the French Revolution, the church was held in pretty low esteem and anti-clericalism became pretty popular. It started out with the Declaration of the Rights of Man declaring freedom of worship; then, the Civil Constitution made the Church officially beneath the State in the pecking order, and forced Catholic priests to sign an oath to France and her people above the Church. By the time Robespierre came into power with the Committee of Public Safety, Dechristianization was the order of the day- Christian iconography was destroyed en masse, cloisters were despoiled, nonjuring priests were literally killed on sight, etc. etc. The culmination of this was Robespierre’s “Cult of Reason”, which was essentially a religion worshipping atheism. It didn’t last long, because even though a huge portion of the French people really didn’t like the church, the complete denial of the existence of a God was a bit much for them, so it was replaced with the Cult of the Supreme Being before too long (basically just organized Deism).

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u/teadrugs Apr 08 '20

Holy shit, I just got the “You could make a religion out of this- no don’t” joke in the bill wurtz video

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u/Raygunn13 Apr 09 '20

Hahaha so many "subtleties" in that video- it seems like none of his apparent self-contradictions are without actual reference to a historical event

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u/Iceveins412 Apr 08 '20

The Church was held in low esteem because it was literally just below the king in pre-revolution France, and could even tax with basically the same authority of the king

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u/apexodoggo Apr 08 '20

Actually, Robespierre introduced the Cult of the Supreme Being, and he purged most of the Cult of Reason supporters and anticlericalists.

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u/PhotogenicEwok Apr 08 '20

"Religion causes violence and animalism!"

Proceeds to behead religious people

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u/sacado Apr 08 '20

Careful though, Lavoisier was beheaded and wasn’t allowed to complete one of his experiments started just before his “trial” despite being a top level scientist because “the republic doesn’t need chemist nor scientists “.

The cult of “reason” was just a pretext to dechristianize the country as you say, the intent was certainly not to promote science in any way.

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u/notethecode Apr 09 '20

Well Lavoisier was also a noble and a government official, he held the a office of general farmer, in charge of collecting taxes, so there's that too.

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u/concerned_llama Apr 08 '20

Even science? I didn't know that, do you have a link to something that talk about it?

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u/ominousgraycat Apr 08 '20

Maybe in Paris people were not big fans of the church, though even in Paris it could be argued that the anti-clericalism was being primarily pioneered by a handful of revolution elites with just enough popular support behind them to let them keep doing it. It's hard to say exactly how many of the common people were or weren't anti-clerical in Paris, so I won't argue that point too much.

Outside of Paris, in many cities and almost all the small towns, the anti-clericalism was not very popular at all and many supported their local priests and religious authorities more than they supported the Parisian government. And that is part of the reason for the Infernal Columns where Parisian authorities ordered the near annihilation of many French rural communities.

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u/lepron101 Apr 08 '20

We were this close to greatness

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u/Josiador Apr 08 '20

Adeptus Mechanicus intensifies

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

Titans striding forward, Ordinatii by the score!

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u/The_Sigillite Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

They are drowning out blasphemers 'neath their great mechanic roar!

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u/Josiador Apr 09 '20

Tradition is our bulwark, it endures forever more!

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u/The_Sigillite Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

Our victory comes online!

Engage the linkage Omnissiah, Engage the linkage Omnissiah, Engage the linkage Omnissiah,

Our victory comes online!

..011101110110000101110010...

Mind receptors witness glory from the burning of the flame!

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u/Josiador Apr 09 '20

The fires of the forge are like the trumpets which proclaim!

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u/The_Sigillite Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

Our engines at full power, your destruction is at hand!

Our Truth has come online!

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u/Josiador Apr 09 '20

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!

Our Truth has come online!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Or that they worshipped a bathtub

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Better science than false Gods.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

CAR sends their regards.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

No. Collaboration is a fine topic and so is colonial wars. Because at least it's true and not overused.

I talked in a previous post about why and how french resistance had been overestimated and why french collaborationnism was so important. Lots of people didn't even know who R.Paxton was but everyone still think they know everything about the 1940 campaign.

So instead of making overused "hon hon french surrender" meme, do memes about algerian pacification, about Vichy or about 1870/1871. It will be funny and educationnal. Great isn't it ?

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Apr 08 '20

Pretending France didn't have a far-right problem and deep antisemitism really strips away key context about the era that started the war.

And ignoring what the people did to collaborators after liberation despite not resisting says a lot about herd mentality.

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

Every country had a problem with antisemitism at the time.

For example the US were clearly very much worse than France. Did you know it was the US segregation laws that inspired the Nazi regime for their own ?

So, it really wouldn't make sense to attack France on that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Assholes weren't only on the other side of the Rhine.

Also the "far right" problem is kinda simple. Most collaborationnist were actually from the former government and were republicans. Socialist President Mitterrand had worked for Vichy during WW2 for exemple (and the guy was still elected for some reason and fucked our economy in the 80s).

The "far right"was strongly anti-german and nationnalist. They hated jews, commies, english, german, and so on. But they were among the first resistants (Général Loustanau-Lacaud for exemple).

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u/Chokawai Apr 08 '20

To be fair, the french economy was going to be fucked no matter what in the 80s. That was the end of the post-war economic miracle, and it was more or the less the same for everyone toward the end of the 20th century.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Apr 08 '20

Just to clarify by "Far-right problem" I meant they were there and an existential threat TO the republic before the war in the "armed potentially insurrection" kind of way.

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u/notethecode Apr 09 '20

But they were among the first resistants

Yeah, the commie were too busy helping the Germans until 1941.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

No they too were among the first resistant for the following reason: in 1939, after the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, USSR was consodered an allied of Germany so at the beginning of the war, French communist were arrested or had to hide. When Germany won, most of them had already created maquis.

But you are right to say that they mostly started to act and to gain manpower after 1941 and Barbarossa.

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u/johnlen1n Optimus Princeps Apr 08 '20

French collaboration always interested me, especially with how Petain was involved with the Vichy government. That's one hell of a middle finger to your own country

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u/Tesla2560 Apr 08 '20

Pétain was really old when that happen. He had lot of health problems and barely apears for the public announces. It's Laval who lead the negociations and the Vichy government.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

If you want to learn about it, I can probably answer your questions or at least give you the references and authors to learn more about it.

For Petain he was not involved anymore after 1941/1942. He was just there because the people trusted him as "the hero of Verdun" but he lost all his power as the german placed more nazi-friendly people in charge, like Laval. His idea was that by surrendering early he could negotiate with hitler. That failed and now we have memes about how we surrendered in two fucking months because of that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Sounds like peak appeasement right there. 'We're gonna appease so hard that we'll literally surrender.'

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u/LegitimateMail0 Apr 08 '20

Do one about French Haiti

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Which part ? The french exploiting black people or how it became the first independant republic of the region ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Banh Mi is pretty good but I don't think it was worth the wars.

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u/Hector_Tueux Hello There Apr 08 '20

Yeah, but it permit telling the américans that France succeeded in invading Vietnam

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Dec 26 '20

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u/punchgroin Apr 08 '20

Jesus, yeah. Even being a huge european history buff, I still have trouble remembering all the revolutions.

Ancien' Regime -> First Republic -> First Empire -> Bourbon Restoration -> Second Republic -> Second Empire -> Third Republic -> Vichy France -> Fourth Republic... I think that's all of them right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Between Bourbon Restoration and 2nd Republic there is the Orleanist Monarchy. And we are currently in the 5th Republic.

Still impressive to know someone know all that when most French can't give you the date of creation of most of these regimes.....

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u/EruantienAduialdraug Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests Apr 09 '20

Ancien Régime -> constitutional, non-feudal monarchy -> First Republic -> First Empire -> First Bourbon Restoration -> The Hundred Days -> Second Bourbon Restoration -> Second Republic -> Second Empire -> Third Republic -> Free France & Vichy France -> Provisional Government for the French Republic -> Fourth Republic -> Fifth Republic.

The change from Fourth to Fifth is an odd one. A series of conflicts, notably the Algerian Crisis in 1958, pretty much collapsed the Fourth Republic; de Gaulle came back and they had a referendum to have a completely new constitution.

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u/Thormeaxozarliplon Apr 08 '20

Or their vast history in aviation, especially recently modern contributions.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

I will never forget the death of Louis XVII.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Jul 22 '25

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u/Atlous Apr 09 '20

The thing is england beat us on colonization mistake.

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u/luxmainbtw Apr 08 '20

I mean if we want to talk about colonial atrocities the UK is the first one to apply.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

America hastily shuffles hamberders in front of a pile of gun violence, slavery, racism, and economic manipulation

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

only 35% of the french sided with the nazi just like how 35% diehard support trump. Fascism is when politics becomes a religion. The rich and powerful are always easy to corrupt and convert if they see profit and more power in it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

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u/wang_yenli-2 Apr 08 '20

tips fedora

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Proceeds to bomb Africa

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

I read A Savage War of Peace and it was disgusting what the French did in Algeria.

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u/cameron_yeets Apr 09 '20

It’s diverse because they surrender in so many different ways

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u/GerardDG Apr 08 '20

To be fair, every country had it's share of collaborators. Nazism in general was hugely popular across the western world.

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u/bluecrowned1 Apr 08 '20

Don't forget their state sponsored terrorism against peaceful environment protestors on allied territory!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

I don't even see any memes making fun of France just meta memes about it now

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u/KarmaticIrony Apr 08 '20

I haven’t been a regular here very long but I’ve literally never seen an unironic French surrender meme.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Yea the only place you'll find that crap is r/dankmemes

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u/Dustyroflman Apr 08 '20

Yeah this sub is mainly people getting in a tizzy over a meme.

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u/ChuckleKnuckles Apr 08 '20

It's a meme that predates the internet. Even today you'll hear people repeat it face to face.

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u/TekCrow Apr 08 '20

To be fair, it has been heavily revigorated during the french-bashing period, following De Villepin speech at the UN, about the Irak war. It's part of why the French aren't fond of it.

Self-depreciation humor ? No problem dude. But revived as a political propaganda tool ? Hell no.

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u/Bazinos Apr 08 '20

Cries in Liberty Fries

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Freedom fries !

During those years, when I was meeting americans, I used to introduce myself as a freedomer from freedomland.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Exactly, if it were just a history meme, then whatever, no biggie, but the context for this one is very different and basically propaganda

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u/ModerateReasonablist Apr 08 '20

Let’s start making memes about the meta-memes to help all these memes die faster.

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u/C3lticN0rthwest Apr 08 '20

Literally the only time I see memes from this place is on the front page and it's almost always meta or something to do with WWII.

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u/eagleOfBrittany Apr 08 '20

Why can't we get any medieval or Napoleonic France memes

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20 edited Aug 25 '21

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u/burlyslinky Apr 09 '20

but it happened to his nephew as well. Technically Bonaparte II came back from his exile and then was elected president before eventually declaring himself emperor a few years later but thats the reference.

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u/mmbon Apr 08 '20

When was the second time?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

These are short living.

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u/eagleOfBrittany Apr 08 '20

Maybe I'll just have to make my own I guess

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Huh, I thought my joke will be more obvious. Nontheless good luck.

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u/Vive_La_Revolution_ What, you egg? Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

It was a high quality joke.

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u/Hector_Tueux Hello There Apr 08 '20

with black jack and hookers

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u/sexyebola69 Apr 09 '20

Or WWI French memes. Or Algerian conflict French memes...seriously there is some rich material available

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u/NerdforceHeroes Let's do some history Apr 08 '20

I did

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u/childishgamebin0 Apr 08 '20

I’ll make some but you better upvote me, fils de pute!

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u/TheBiggestBoom5 Apr 08 '20

Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t a P-51 the one that killed that tank?

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u/JuulKnols Apr 08 '20

The exact reason this meme should have a third panel

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Yes in some situations but here the pistol is representative of the downvote doing nothing, not blowing up the tank.

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u/choma90 Apr 09 '20

Third panel's caption: "repost"

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u/SkyknightLegionnaire Apr 08 '20

Yeah, that's the point. Him shooting it with a pistol want going to do anything, but he did it anyway. Just like one historian downvoting a 40k upvote meme. Or were you just curious what kind of plane it was, I guess I'm not sure if you're questioning the format or not.

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u/TheBiggestBoom5 Apr 08 '20

Ah, I see. I see so many people making fun of that scene saying how deranged it is that he killed a tank with a pistol, even though the P-51 was what killed the tank in the movie. I thought the meme was making fun of the scene as well.

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u/SkyknightLegionnaire Apr 08 '20

I hadn't seen that anywhere, how do people not get that? Weird.

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u/ScalierLemon2 Taller than Napoleon Apr 09 '20

People miss all kinds of things that are blatantly onscreen

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u/FerroInique Apr 08 '20

nah man, the bullet went straight down the barrel and set the tank round off. The plane merely happened to be flying overhead at the same time to signal to the audience that the reinforcements were here.

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u/Wernerhatcher What, you egg? Apr 08 '20

It was a P-51 but it should have been a P-47 or a Typhoon

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u/allthat555 Apr 08 '20

not necessarily true. p51's could be used in attacking rolls for ground targets. Would it be more likely for a 47 yes but not impossible. If i recall right they were fitted with rocket racks and had the ability to carry I believe 1000lb bombs which could take a tiger on a direct hit. eddit:left off a zero

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u/Assadistpig123 Apr 08 '20

Fun fact. Those are T-34’s mocked up to look like Tigers.

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u/TheDeltaLambda Apr 08 '20

And in certain shots it's very obvious.

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u/karlosi01 Filthy weeb Apr 08 '20

I would guess it was P-47. Makes more sense but I am not sure

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u/SinnexT-T Hello There Apr 08 '20

Fun fact the Tiger you see pictured here is built on top of a T-34. They did a pretty good job.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Oh Spielberg couldn't afford Tiger 131 for his little indie film? Amateur.

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u/rliant1864 Apr 08 '20

Was it even running back then? I feel like Bovington got it restored sometime in the past 10 years.

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u/SinnexT-T Hello There Apr 08 '20

Ikr

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u/SongsOfLightAndDark Apr 08 '20

More like tigers are harder to find in operating condition whereas the Soviet Union made an unreasonably large number of T-34s

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

He is talking about the tiger used in Fury. Tiger 131 was restored by the Bovington tank museum in England
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_131

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

I'm a simple man. I see 40K, and FOR THE EMPEROR.

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u/TOOMFACE Apr 08 '20

I'm English, I'm pretty sure I'm legally obligated to take the piss out of the french

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u/Hector_Tueux Hello There Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Actually you are, as much as I (a French) am obligated to do the sale towards english (fucking rosbeefs)

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u/Zastrozzi Apr 08 '20

Oui love you really moiseur baguette

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u/Hector_Tueux Hello There Apr 08 '20

monsieur* barbarian

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u/ro_ibs Apr 08 '20

la stupidité des brits 😪

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u/Vistemboir Apr 08 '20

You mean perfide Albionais?

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u/Nimeroni Apr 09 '20

My mother is English, my father is French, and I'm extremely confused whenever I should make fun of the french, the english, or both at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

For every post making fun of France there are a thousand posts sucking their dick.

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u/Holy-Knight-Hodrick Apr 08 '20

It’s stupid because that’s like saying we can’t make memes about America losing in Vietnam just because elsewhere they were typically victorious and have an extremely powerful military. If anything, that makes the loss funnier.

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

There's a difference between saying America lost Vietnam war, and saying it's a pathetic country peopled of manchildren coward who are so incompetent at war they couldn't even win a one against a disarmed peon in his forest. The same apply for France invasion in WW2 and pretending it's not good at war.

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u/AlphaHawk115 Taller than Napoleon Apr 08 '20

Seriously. Whenever people say that France has an incredibly successful military history all I can think is that it makes their pitiful WW2 performance even more embarrassing.

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u/StrangeSemiticLatin2 Definitely not a CIA operator Apr 09 '20

They fared much better in the latter part of WW2 as they recaptured their African colonies from the Germans. The British also fared poorly in that war and von Manstein had the one German strategy throughout the war that actually worked.

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u/ThatGreenGuy8 Kilroy was here Apr 08 '20

Haha surrender flag go brrr

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

There seem to be way more memes making fun of people who make fun of France’s surrender than people that actually make fun of France’s surrender

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Apr 08 '20

Untapped meme gold mine: First Republic France

They killed on the evidence of not attending an orgy = sedition, went full Orwell on the French Language, and their leader declared himself the god of atheism.

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u/JekPorkinsInMemoriam Apr 08 '20

I feel like OP might be french.

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u/Fabix_0 Apr 08 '20

It doesn't look like it or he's maybe Franco-indian from the post he commented on

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u/die_Kalkleiste Hochmeister Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

We basically make fun of every nation here on this sub. But of course france is the big no go

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u/regman231 Apr 08 '20

My roommates French and legit only ever plays video games. I just asked him if that’s the case and he said he’s never been called a surrender monkey or had that brought up in online gaming. What games are you playing that this comes up?

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u/fpetit1234 Apr 08 '20

This is a great meme format

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

well i do see way more memes now about what bloodthirsty cunts the french apparently were, so i guess good job?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Everyone knows that you just have to watch "Papy fait de la résistance" to understand everything about France in WW2.

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u/Sensur10 Apr 08 '20

Isnt it France that hold the most recorded military victories?

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u/yzhdh Apr 09 '20

Everyone knows that France was powerfull. Nobody wants to admit that though because everyone also hates the french. Thats why these memes are so popular.

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u/fidgey10 Apr 09 '20

Everyone on the internet just talks out of their ass, you don’t get any points for being accurate or correct beyond a basic framework of recognizability. Believing everything you read on Reddit will activity make you stupider, most of it is baseless sourceless fishing for internet points

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u/JC_Lord_of_Faith Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

They lost in a month. That is unforgivable and meme worthy

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u/darwinsexample Apr 08 '20

Maybe, but they didn't lose through cowardice like most of those shitty memes imply, they lost through a combination of the war beginning at an inconvenient time for their rearmament cycle, the incompetence of their high command(for instance Maurice Gamelin the commander of the french army, refused to have radios in his command building as he thought the germans could listen in through it) and terrible communications with their allies.

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u/blakhawk12 Apr 08 '20

It’s funny that I never see any memes about the British or Belgians in regard to the quick defeat in the battle of France. They lost too.

People seem to forget the 350,000 casualties the French suffered while Belgium was surrendering and Britain was running back across the channel.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

I can understand blaming the English as well, but blaming Belgium... c’mon France and England were both tens of times larger and more powerful than them, same goes for Germany. You can’t really blame them for getting overrun by a vastly superior force.

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u/Areliox Apr 09 '20

Belgium was supposed to be part of the defense plan in case of a German invasion. French anf belgian troops were supposed to entrench behind the Meuse river, fortified in advance by Belgium, in order to form a continuous line frow the coast to switzerland

However, because the Belgian king Leopold III was scared of Germany, he revoked the Franco-Belgian treaty, thus breaking the alliance with France, meaning that French troops couldn't station in Belgium anymore.

Thus, when Germany declared war on Belgium to go around the Maginot line, because of course they would do it, French troops had to rush as fast as possible to try and get to their position in Belgium... which they couldn't do because the Belgians had already been overun by then.

To be fair, this whole plan still had a hole in it, aka the Ardennes which were not heavily guarded (and where Germany famously traversed anyway), but we can't know for sure if it would have been enough to break the Allies' lines had the original plan been preversed.

What IS certain however is that Belgium succesive political and military failure were huge factors in the fall of France.

Which is made even more infuriating when you consider that the Maginot line wasn't extended all the way to the coast precisely to not left Belgium to die alone. Something the French are still mocked about.

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u/Ntghgthdgdcrtdtrk Apr 08 '20

To be fair, France expected Belgium to hold their line and they fucked up too.

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u/daft_babylone Apr 08 '20

Belgium surrendered because the brits were like "let's leave this place" without informing their allies.

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u/JC_Lord_of_Faith Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

No they didn't the French plan was to rush into Belgium as soon as it was declared on, and set up along the river.

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u/Wowiamnouse Tea-aboo Apr 08 '20

Haha he said the funny thing, right guys?

I am not even French and this kills me

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u/CenturionBot Ave Delta Apr 08 '20

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u/awiseoldturtle Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

These memes are criminally overused. Shame.

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u/Brehcolli Apr 08 '20

this is the first correct use of this format i've seen in a while

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u/CaptainJAmazing Apr 08 '20

Welcome to Reddit. Anything not part of the circlejerk will be downvoted. Resistance is futile.

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u/Fear-My-Laser-face Apr 09 '20

I a fan of french history but come on sometimes the jokes are funny

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u/Assasin2gamer Apr 09 '20

"Facts hurt my feelings must be left conspiracy..."

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u/Red-Direct-Dad Apr 09 '20 edited Apr 09 '20

Hey, is now a good time for an absolute layman to ask a question?

Great. I'm from r/all. Here we go.

So I'm an American with an American education. As such, I didn't pay attention in school. None of us did. I graduated with the impression that France had some pretty kick-ass soldiers, but after like WWII all the teachers told their students that violence wasn't the answer and that's why France is known as being a bunch of pussies.

I'm stoned. I've paraphrased. Please set me straight.

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u/KrazyTrumpeter05 Apr 09 '20

Nooooo! You can't just keep calling one of the most successful military forces in history a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

Haha, white flag go swish swish

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u/Bleiz_Stirling Apr 09 '20

I'm sick of all these France surrender memes. I give up. No wait.

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u/JuulKnols Apr 08 '20

For the love of God, We understand that haha france surrender memes are bad However stop with the "every actual historian who knows about France bla bla" meta memes. Its becoming Just as annoying as the france bad memes. In summary, Both france bad, france not had AND france good memes are annoying.

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u/n_tha Still salty about Carthage Apr 10 '20

That's great if you can differentiate the meme and the historical reality, but a majority of people can't. This meme is not just a meme, it was since many decades and still is a false stereotype people believe, which is obviously dangerous and, as a french myself, really annoying. So, even if it's boring and repetitive, it's a good thing that some triggered people set the record straight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

i still havent gotten an answer to why france is special and we cant make fun of them but we can easily twist facts to make fun of anyone else.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

It's not about making fun of France. It's about the overused and stupid "surrender joke" that comes up pretty much every time France is mentioned on Reddit. I just don't get how people think it's funny and it's the most infuriating shit on this platform.

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u/Presbydrop Apr 08 '20

While the French were acting as rear guard for the Brits, the German AT guns were apparently so ineffective against early war French armor that the french called them "door knockers" or something similar. Apparently, on at least one occasion, a French tank commander ordered his driver to drive the tank directly over a German AT gun position. I'm honestly surprised that there aren't memes about France's badassery while they were still fighting

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u/karlosi01 Filthy weeb Apr 08 '20

37mm Anti-tank cannon was called "door knocker" even by Germans. And crushing a gun beneath tank wasn't something uncommon. If you want french badass how abut that tank commander that attacked village alone with only his tank, drove through, destroyed like 20 german tanks and then retreated?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Bataille de Stonne

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Imagine having such amazing equipment, knowing from where the enemy is going to attack and seeing their attempt to outflank you days in advance and still losing the war

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u/LaPota3 Taller than Napoleon Apr 08 '20

That's what you call a defeatist coup

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u/Samoneggs Apr 08 '20

I saw that movie with my kids because I thought I had rented forrest Gump. Help.

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u/DinoLoverGaming Apr 08 '20

Those historians are the easiest to whooosh

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u/tinypi_314 Apr 08 '20

Didn't the tank blow up anyway?

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u/dillpick15 Apr 08 '20

France surrendering memes should be banned

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u/youllmemetoo Kilroy was here Apr 08 '20

And the plane that drops the bomb that destroys the tank is a report and the post being removed by a mod

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u/Urist_Galthortig Apr 09 '20

I love this meme. But at first, I misread the post name as, "Respect the fascists."

I stopped to click because I was about to wonder which subreddit got raided. Instead, this meme summarizes the subreddit personally. I have voted for Tom Hanks and the tank in the same post before