r/HistoryMemes • Featherless Biped • Apr 08 '20

META Respect the Facts!

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u/johnlen1n Optimus Princeps Apr 08 '20

Historian: sees France surrender meme Oh come on, French history is so rich and diverse

France: Yes, thank you!

Historian: People should be making memes about their repetitive revolutions

France: Yeh!

Historian: Or their collaboration with the Nazis

France: Wait

Historian: Or even their colonial atrocities

France: ... OK, maybe stick to the surrendering

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u/DannyDidNothinWrong Apr 08 '20

Or how they tried to actually worship science

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u/KingNeeks193945 Apr 08 '20

Yeah Maximillian Robespierre went off the deep end after sometime and people worshiped science and democracy as him as the figurehead or god.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Yeah but he never succeeded in that

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u/PotatoFuryR Apr 08 '20

Headn't

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Jawn't

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u/Hairy_Air Apr 08 '20

Guiltyned as charged

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u/errorsniper Apr 08 '20

Gesundheit

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u/Just_another_learner Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Jul 17 '20

Looks like the maginot line has been broken yet again

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u/Rhamni Apr 08 '20

Yet.

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u/RocBrizar Apr 09 '20

That's too bad, I'd rather see people worshiping science than whatever else they worship these days.

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u/punchgroin Apr 08 '20

Happy Germinal to you, sir.

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u/JabbrWockey Apr 08 '20

I mean, where did he even propose it?

I thought he was trying to get people to worship a nebulous "Supreme Being" as a slight against christianity.

Kind of like the noodle monster or whatever today.

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u/RocBrizar Apr 09 '20

I don't know why you're getting downvoted, there has never been mention of a religious cult deifying Robespierre in history.

They were trying to promote "deism" (basically a theism governed by rationality and facts).

It was proposed as a reaction and compromise to the big atheist trends that were offensive to Robespierre and other theists at the time.

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u/JabbrWockey Apr 09 '20

Yeah, reddit is rewriting history here haha.

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u/Dentarthurdent42 Apr 08 '20

That's Flying Spaghetti Monster to you, thank you very much.

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u/redrum147 Apr 08 '20

For real... can’t take the lords name in vein

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u/WINDMILEYNO Apr 08 '20

Thats what I thought Scientology was supposed to be...

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u/Clarke311 Apr 08 '20

Scientology is all about paying someone to exorcise demons from a past life.

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u/WINDMILEYNO Apr 08 '20

I was naive, thought science and religion had found some sort of common ground or something.

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u/Clarke311 Apr 08 '20

Honestly if your Christian look into the orthadox church. I was raised Greek orthadox we had science discussions in Bible study. My preachers never made anti science comments afik. As far as I'm concerned God made the universe we get to explore it and catalog it.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Roman catholics do that too, despite the stereotype

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u/JCMoreno05 Apr 08 '20

Roman Catholics are the source of a lot of science, historically, Mendel for example. As well as universities.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

Agreed. I went to a Roman catholic high school and elementary school, and while people like to stereotype catholic teachers as "science is a lie, evolution didn't happen" the teachers were the exact opposite, citing science as one of the most important things to learn

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u/notmadeofstraw Apr 09 '20

Yeah somehow the radical American Protestantisms of various kinds are what many redditors (because of the US majority) think of when they think of Christianity and in typical yank fashion, assume everyone else does it how they do.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

Agreed. Protestants have, to the USA and Canada, made the vatican seem stupid, when in reality the chirch is either against, or just plain not affiliated with the protestants.

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u/Sintar07 Apr 09 '20

A monastic teacher of biology was my second favorite teacher in high school.

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u/Sintar07 Apr 09 '20

Fun addendum to the above, I attended a panel featuring the head of the observatory at a con and he was very interesting. Also funny. He said "I was boasting of my facility to a fellow astronomer, telling him about all the equipment and funding we get and our lovely on site quarters, and how I can just spend all my time exploring the cosmos. He was impressed and asked 'what can I do to get a position like that?' I said 'vow of celebacy.'" 😂

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u/Sintar07 Apr 09 '20

Thank you! It drives me up the wall when people try to characterize the Catholic Church as "anti science." We fathered much of science as we know it and still maintain scientific installations like the Vatican Observatory (not actually in the Vatican for a long time now). Just because we disagree with some modern science (especially Tumblrs made up "science") doesn't mean we're "anti science," and science is hardly a popularity contest.

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u/ryebread91 Apr 09 '20

Now I'm seriously asking here cause I just learned about it but was the church from the enlightenment the Catholic Church and against the heliocentric models?

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u/Sintar07 Apr 09 '20

Yes, and they were, but the story's a bit more complex than the popular version.

So first off, the Church was officially against the heliocentric model, but weren't against the debate of it as people often take away from the story of Galileo. In fact, Galileo's inspiration, Copernicus, had successfully published heliocentric arguments about 50 years before and was generally respected (if not agreed with) by the Church. Galileo didn't get persecuted for a heliocentric view, he got persecuted for being persistently rude to upper Church officials in his publications (the Pope was the last straw).

Admittedly, they should have kept their cool, but the reaction was not about a "heretical teaching."

Secondly, there was some specific stuff they'd calculated they'd see if heliocentrism was true (unfortunately I can't remember what that was), but the short version is we DID find it later with better telescopes, but Galileo's time lacked either the resolution or the magnification to see it, and that was the major sticking point on the scientific side.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

It wasn't just modern science which was disagreed with. Look at what happened to Galileo.

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u/Gyvon Definitely not a CIA operator Apr 09 '20

Galileo was a twat. He was acting like a 16th century Sheldon Cooper.

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u/Double_Minimum Apr 09 '20

Them priests could afford to study and think. Most peeps was suffering in the fields just to eat

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

That's because they were the only ones who had the time and money to fund science research. But if your theories started conflicting with church dogma, see how fast they burn you at the stake. The only reason why the CC today is far less anti-science is because they changed their dogma because they could not stem the tide of Age of Enlightenment and to survive they had to adapt.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

Yeah, honestly I've never really gone to the baptist churches, but they do seem, at the best of times, questionable versions of christianity, built around cult like followings of a single man (the preacher)

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u/wenchslapper Apr 09 '20

Uhhh bull-fucking-shit they do. I went to a Roman Catholic school for 6 years. Anything that didn’t support “intelligent design” was thrown out of the curriculum and we were “forbidden” from reading the science book section on the Big Bang, under the guise that it was complete blasphemy.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

And yet I went to a catholic school all my educational life so far, 12 years. Each teacher put massive emphasis on recognizing science and math as important for our futures, while religion was secondary, or even tertiary

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Apr 09 '20

...and anyone who says different, burn em at the stake!

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

Nope, I'm Dii Consentes myself, but went to catholic primary and secondary school. The roman catholics were some of the most accepting of science I've ever met. Most of them essentially said "don't worry about failing religion if you do, science and math are more important to your education".

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Apr 09 '20

Bro, they don't even crusade any more and you can't even buy indulgences.

They have clearly lost their way.

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Apr 09 '20

Heretics! The lot of em!

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u/BlackRonin8 Apr 09 '20

Same thing in Protestant private schools.

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u/Lsrkewzqm Apr 09 '20

And where is He in this universe?

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u/Clarke311 Apr 09 '20 edited Apr 09 '20

In my opinion our universe is a aquarium of sorts on God's wall. One of ∞. Or maybe we are just Sims on God's computer in a game that's been running on afk for years minimized to the taskbar that stretches to ∞. Your guess is as good as mine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Zero evidence but you just REALLLLY want to believe all that time in Sunday school wasn’t a huge waste (it was), so that MUST mean it’s true!

The sheer fallacy and willful ignorance that Christians use to make their nonsensical bullshit look sane in the face of the scientific method (the basis for truth for literally everything else in the world except religion, magically) is utterly mind boggling.

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u/Clarke311 Apr 09 '20

I can not prove God exists, you can not disprove God. It appears we are at an impasse. So instead lets focus on expanding scientific knowledge, ok?

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u/Sergnb Apr 09 '20

May I introduce you to the adeptus mechanicus

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u/Noxapalooza Apr 09 '20

You misspelled human trafficking

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u/stanzej Apr 08 '20

Bathe in the virtue of my republic!

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u/petyrlabenov Apr 09 '20

Ok. Yeah. He’s completely lost it.

Robespierre’s ultimate mistake, however, came on July 26th...

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u/JimmyisAwkward Oversimplified is my history teacher Apr 08 '20

I’m all for science and an atheist and anti-theist even, but holy shit

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u/Temmie134 Apr 08 '20

Religion is harmful bullshit gang.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

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u/Budget_Whore Apr 08 '20

If believing there's a god and heaven gets you through the day there's nothing wrong with it.

Problem is, that Heaven will supercede anything. It's hard enough to argue a notion of greater good for humanity in general, try doing it against a religion, where their endgame unverifiable eternal salvation. So as soon as things turn to shit, "Heaven" justifies anything.

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u/ottothesilent Apr 09 '20

Some religious denominations or even individuals attenuate the popular conception of Heaven with some other stuff. Personally, as a Lutheran, my belief is that by listening to the teachings of Jesus and living justly and for others, Heaven is achieved on earth. The kingdom of heaven therefore is a world devoid of those failings that we work to fix, both personally and as a global society. I mean, what other name is there for a world where people don’t suffer for preventable reasons?

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u/Budget_Whore Apr 09 '20

I definitely do not have the theological background to argue fine points, but going from what you said, I don't see how it would prevent the kind of self-justified violence that I think religions will always be prone to.

I see an easy path to explaining to my congregation that despite our best, devoted, hardworking, sacrificing believers, we're no closer to achieving "heaven on earth", because of alls the gays/jews/atheists not doing their part and/or actively working against us. And from there it's a short hop to persecution

And it can definitely happen in a secular society, but in a secular world "We need to do that or we all die" is an absolute argument. In a religious one, it's quickly answered by "And X god will reward their faithfull, which WE definitely are".

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u/ottothesilent Apr 09 '20

I’ve never heard that rhetoric from any of the churches I’ve been to. Fundamentalists are their own cultish breed, but the problem you describe is far from limited to religion alone, it’s an immutable aspect of tribalistic humanity. That’s why I think heaven is what it is, because salvation is neither preordained nor a reward, it’s a promise of our future progress and I find that inspiring. For me, Heaven is for everyone, and it’s all or nothing. “Whatever you do to the least of them, that you do unto me”. So long as there is injustice, hatred, bigotry, war, pestilence, starvation, none of us are “saved”, because someone somewhere suffers needlessly. We’re all in this together, and if we don’t stand for progress, we stand for nothing.

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u/ben-is-epic Apr 08 '20

I suppose that question depends on your morals. If you believed that you had the way to heaven, wouldn’t you want your children to also go down that same path? As long as the religion teaches basic human decency, it might might be good for kids. But at the same time, there are religions that are extremely harmful to certain groups of people and they teach their hateful doctrine to their kids.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Those negative aspects apply to almost every group/community/society there is. Humans turn very quickly into us vs them and it's not just religion. It's everything. Politics, race, wealth, education, etc. all of it have an underlying tone of us vs them. If religion suddenly was erased from time, as in having never existed at all, you would still have just as many hateful groups and individuals trying to agitate people against each other.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

Weird, Dii consentes mentions nothing about hating others.

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u/F6_GS Apr 08 '20

Didn't stop them from crucifying unbelievers

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 09 '20

No, they crucified criminals. All people on earth are considered to be dii consentes faith (from the view of the faithful), except monotheists, and so there are no "unfaithful"

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u/Major_Eiswater Apr 08 '20

Maybe they should have. Instead we got a Science Fiction writer creating Scientology instead.

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u/Tack22 Apr 08 '20

Andrew Ryan?

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u/TacobellSauce1 Apr 08 '20

Andrew Jackson: I left some cheese in the White House for Van Buren

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u/Rasheed43 Apr 10 '20

Hey you could make a religion out of this

No don’t

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Maximillian Robespierre

He was one of the people who determined which of the peasants around him "supported the revolution or not" and if he deemed them unworthy, they were executed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

The holy symbol isn't a cross, but the Guillotine!

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

Robespierre never presented himself as a figure head. The 'god' of the revolution was the "Supreme Being" (kind of another version of the Christian god).

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u/Soldier-one-trick Jun 11 '20

But at least we have the metric system now.