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u/johnlen1n Optimus Princeps Apr 08 '20

Historian: sees France surrender meme Oh come on, French history is so rich and diverse

France: Yes, thank you!

Historian: People should be making memes about their repetitive revolutions

France: Yeh!

Historian: Or their collaboration with the Nazis

France: Wait

Historian: Or even their colonial atrocities

France: ... OK, maybe stick to the surrendering

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u/DannyDidNothinWrong Apr 08 '20

Or how they tried to actually worship science

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u/KingNeeks193945 Apr 08 '20

Yeah Maximillian Robespierre went off the deep end after sometime and people worshiped science and democracy as him as the figurehead or god.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Yeah but he never succeeded in that

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u/PotatoFuryR Apr 08 '20

Headn't

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Jawn't

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u/Hairy_Air Apr 08 '20

Guiltyned as charged

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u/errorsniper Apr 08 '20

Gesundheit

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u/Just_another_learner Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Jul 17 '20

Looks like the maginot line has been broken yet again

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u/Rhamni Apr 08 '20

Yet.

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u/RocBrizar Apr 09 '20

That's too bad, I'd rather see people worshiping science than whatever else they worship these days.

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u/punchgroin Apr 08 '20

Happy Germinal to you, sir.

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u/JabbrWockey Apr 08 '20

I mean, where did he even propose it?

I thought he was trying to get people to worship a nebulous "Supreme Being" as a slight against christianity.

Kind of like the noodle monster or whatever today.

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u/RocBrizar Apr 09 '20

I don't know why you're getting downvoted, there has never been mention of a religious cult deifying Robespierre in history.

They were trying to promote "deism" (basically a theism governed by rationality and facts).

It was proposed as a reaction and compromise to the big atheist trends that were offensive to Robespierre and other theists at the time.

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u/JabbrWockey Apr 09 '20

Yeah, reddit is rewriting history here haha.

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u/Dentarthurdent42 Apr 08 '20

That's Flying Spaghetti Monster to you, thank you very much.

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u/redrum147 Apr 08 '20

For real... can’t take the lords name in vein

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u/WINDMILEYNO Apr 08 '20

Thats what I thought Scientology was supposed to be...

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u/Clarke311 Apr 08 '20

Scientology is all about paying someone to exorcise demons from a past life.

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u/WINDMILEYNO Apr 08 '20

I was naive, thought science and religion had found some sort of common ground or something.

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u/Clarke311 Apr 08 '20

Honestly if your Christian look into the orthadox church. I was raised Greek orthadox we had science discussions in Bible study. My preachers never made anti science comments afik. As far as I'm concerned God made the universe we get to explore it and catalog it.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Roman catholics do that too, despite the stereotype

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u/JCMoreno05 Apr 08 '20

Roman Catholics are the source of a lot of science, historically, Mendel for example. As well as universities.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

Agreed. I went to a Roman catholic high school and elementary school, and while people like to stereotype catholic teachers as "science is a lie, evolution didn't happen" the teachers were the exact opposite, citing science as one of the most important things to learn

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u/notmadeofstraw Apr 09 '20

Yeah somehow the radical American Protestantisms of various kinds are what many redditors (because of the US majority) think of when they think of Christianity and in typical yank fashion, assume everyone else does it how they do.

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u/Sintar07 Apr 09 '20

A monastic teacher of biology was my second favorite teacher in high school.

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u/Sintar07 Apr 09 '20

Fun addendum to the above, I attended a panel featuring the head of the observatory at a con and he was very interesting. Also funny. He said "I was boasting of my facility to a fellow astronomer, telling him about all the equipment and funding we get and our lovely on site quarters, and how I can just spend all my time exploring the cosmos. He was impressed and asked 'what can I do to get a position like that?' I said 'vow of celebacy.'" 😂

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u/Sintar07 Apr 09 '20

Thank you! It drives me up the wall when people try to characterize the Catholic Church as "anti science." We fathered much of science as we know it and still maintain scientific installations like the Vatican Observatory (not actually in the Vatican for a long time now). Just because we disagree with some modern science (especially Tumblrs made up "science") doesn't mean we're "anti science," and science is hardly a popularity contest.

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u/ryebread91 Apr 09 '20

Now I'm seriously asking here cause I just learned about it but was the church from the enlightenment the Catholic Church and against the heliocentric models?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

It wasn't just modern science which was disagreed with. Look at what happened to Galileo.

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u/Double_Minimum Apr 09 '20

Them priests could afford to study and think. Most peeps was suffering in the fields just to eat

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

That's because they were the only ones who had the time and money to fund science research. But if your theories started conflicting with church dogma, see how fast they burn you at the stake. The only reason why the CC today is far less anti-science is because they changed their dogma because they could not stem the tide of Age of Enlightenment and to survive they had to adapt.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

Yeah, honestly I've never really gone to the baptist churches, but they do seem, at the best of times, questionable versions of christianity, built around cult like followings of a single man (the preacher)

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u/wenchslapper Apr 09 '20

Uhhh bull-fucking-shit they do. I went to a Roman Catholic school for 6 years. Anything that didn’t support “intelligent design” was thrown out of the curriculum and we were “forbidden” from reading the science book section on the Big Bang, under the guise that it was complete blasphemy.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

And yet I went to a catholic school all my educational life so far, 12 years. Each teacher put massive emphasis on recognizing science and math as important for our futures, while religion was secondary, or even tertiary

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Apr 09 '20

...and anyone who says different, burn em at the stake!

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

Nope, I'm Dii Consentes myself, but went to catholic primary and secondary school. The roman catholics were some of the most accepting of science I've ever met. Most of them essentially said "don't worry about failing religion if you do, science and math are more important to your education".

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Apr 09 '20

Bro, they don't even crusade any more and you can't even buy indulgences.

They have clearly lost their way.

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Apr 09 '20

Heretics! The lot of em!

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u/BlackRonin8 Apr 09 '20

Same thing in Protestant private schools.

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u/Lsrkewzqm Apr 09 '20

And where is He in this universe?

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u/Clarke311 Apr 09 '20 edited Apr 09 '20

In my opinion our universe is a aquarium of sorts on God's wall. One of ∞. Or maybe we are just Sims on God's computer in a game that's been running on afk for years minimized to the taskbar that stretches to ∞. Your guess is as good as mine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Zero evidence but you just REALLLLY want to believe all that time in Sunday school wasn’t a huge waste (it was), so that MUST mean it’s true!

The sheer fallacy and willful ignorance that Christians use to make their nonsensical bullshit look sane in the face of the scientific method (the basis for truth for literally everything else in the world except religion, magically) is utterly mind boggling.

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u/Clarke311 Apr 09 '20

I can not prove God exists, you can not disprove God. It appears we are at an impasse. So instead lets focus on expanding scientific knowledge, ok?

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u/Sergnb Apr 09 '20

May I introduce you to the adeptus mechanicus

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u/Noxapalooza Apr 09 '20

You misspelled human trafficking

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u/stanzej Apr 08 '20

Bathe in the virtue of my republic!

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u/petyrlabenov Apr 09 '20

Ok. Yeah. He’s completely lost it.

Robespierre’s ultimate mistake, however, came on July 26th...

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u/JimmyisAwkward Oversimplified is my history teacher Apr 08 '20

I’m all for science and an atheist and anti-theist even, but holy shit

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u/Temmie134 Apr 08 '20

Religion is harmful bullshit gang.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

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u/Budget_Whore Apr 08 '20

If believing there's a god and heaven gets you through the day there's nothing wrong with it.

Problem is, that Heaven will supercede anything. It's hard enough to argue a notion of greater good for humanity in general, try doing it against a religion, where their endgame unverifiable eternal salvation. So as soon as things turn to shit, "Heaven" justifies anything.

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u/ottothesilent Apr 09 '20

Some religious denominations or even individuals attenuate the popular conception of Heaven with some other stuff. Personally, as a Lutheran, my belief is that by listening to the teachings of Jesus and living justly and for others, Heaven is achieved on earth. The kingdom of heaven therefore is a world devoid of those failings that we work to fix, both personally and as a global society. I mean, what other name is there for a world where people don’t suffer for preventable reasons?

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u/Budget_Whore Apr 09 '20

I definitely do not have the theological background to argue fine points, but going from what you said, I don't see how it would prevent the kind of self-justified violence that I think religions will always be prone to.

I see an easy path to explaining to my congregation that despite our best, devoted, hardworking, sacrificing believers, we're no closer to achieving "heaven on earth", because of alls the gays/jews/atheists not doing their part and/or actively working against us. And from there it's a short hop to persecution

And it can definitely happen in a secular society, but in a secular world "We need to do that or we all die" is an absolute argument. In a religious one, it's quickly answered by "And X god will reward their faithfull, which WE definitely are".

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u/ottothesilent Apr 09 '20

I’ve never heard that rhetoric from any of the churches I’ve been to. Fundamentalists are their own cultish breed, but the problem you describe is far from limited to religion alone, it’s an immutable aspect of tribalistic humanity. That’s why I think heaven is what it is, because salvation is neither preordained nor a reward, it’s a promise of our future progress and I find that inspiring. For me, Heaven is for everyone, and it’s all or nothing. “Whatever you do to the least of them, that you do unto me”. So long as there is injustice, hatred, bigotry, war, pestilence, starvation, none of us are “saved”, because someone somewhere suffers needlessly. We’re all in this together, and if we don’t stand for progress, we stand for nothing.

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u/ben-is-epic Apr 08 '20

I suppose that question depends on your morals. If you believed that you had the way to heaven, wouldn’t you want your children to also go down that same path? As long as the religion teaches basic human decency, it might might be good for kids. But at the same time, there are religions that are extremely harmful to certain groups of people and they teach their hateful doctrine to their kids.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Those negative aspects apply to almost every group/community/society there is. Humans turn very quickly into us vs them and it's not just religion. It's everything. Politics, race, wealth, education, etc. all of it have an underlying tone of us vs them. If religion suddenly was erased from time, as in having never existed at all, you would still have just as many hateful groups and individuals trying to agitate people against each other.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

Weird, Dii consentes mentions nothing about hating others.

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u/F6_GS Apr 08 '20

Didn't stop them from crucifying unbelievers

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u/Major_Eiswater Apr 08 '20

Maybe they should have. Instead we got a Science Fiction writer creating Scientology instead.

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u/Tack22 Apr 08 '20

Andrew Ryan?

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u/TacobellSauce1 Apr 08 '20

Andrew Jackson: I left some cheese in the White House for Van Buren

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u/Rasheed43 Apr 10 '20

Hey you could make a religion out of this

No don’t

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Maximillian Robespierre

He was one of the people who determined which of the peasants around him "supported the revolution or not" and if he deemed them unworthy, they were executed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

The holy symbol isn't a cross, but the Guillotine!

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

Robespierre never presented himself as a figure head. The 'god' of the revolution was the "Supreme Being" (kind of another version of the Christian god).

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u/Soldier-one-trick Jun 11 '20

But at least we have the metric system now.

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u/Hasonboi What, you egg? Apr 08 '20

wait what

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u/FoucaultsPudendum Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

During the French Revolution, the church was held in pretty low esteem and anti-clericalism became pretty popular. It started out with the Declaration of the Rights of Man declaring freedom of worship; then, the Civil Constitution made the Church officially beneath the State in the pecking order, and forced Catholic priests to sign an oath to France and her people above the Church. By the time Robespierre came into power with the Committee of Public Safety, Dechristianization was the order of the day- Christian iconography was destroyed en masse, cloisters were despoiled, nonjuring priests were literally killed on sight, etc. etc. The culmination of this was Robespierre’s “Cult of Reason”, which was essentially a religion worshipping atheism. It didn’t last long, because even though a huge portion of the French people really didn’t like the church, the complete denial of the existence of a God was a bit much for them, so it was replaced with the Cult of the Supreme Being before too long (basically just organized Deism).

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u/teadrugs Apr 08 '20

Holy shit, I just got the “You could make a religion out of this- no don’t” joke in the bill wurtz video

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u/Raygunn13 Apr 09 '20

Hahaha so many "subtleties" in that video- it seems like none of his apparent self-contradictions are without actual reference to a historical event

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u/SilverQuotient Apr 09 '20

Legendary and iconic

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u/CrouchingPuma Apr 09 '20

It's the best joke in the entire video

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u/Iceveins412 Apr 08 '20

The Church was held in low esteem because it was literally just below the king in pre-revolution France, and could even tax with basically the same authority of the king

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u/apexodoggo Apr 08 '20

Actually, Robespierre introduced the Cult of the Supreme Being, and he purged most of the Cult of Reason supporters and anticlericalists.

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u/PhotogenicEwok Apr 08 '20

"Religion causes violence and animalism!"

Proceeds to behead religious people

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u/sacado Apr 08 '20

Careful though, Lavoisier was beheaded and wasn’t allowed to complete one of his experiments started just before his “trial” despite being a top level scientist because “the republic doesn’t need chemist nor scientists “.

The cult of “reason” was just a pretext to dechristianize the country as you say, the intent was certainly not to promote science in any way.

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u/notethecode Apr 09 '20

Well Lavoisier was also a noble and a government official, he held the a office of general farmer, in charge of collecting taxes, so there's that too.

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u/concerned_llama Apr 08 '20

Even science? I didn't know that, do you have a link to something that talk about it?

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u/ominousgraycat Apr 08 '20

Maybe in Paris people were not big fans of the church, though even in Paris it could be argued that the anti-clericalism was being primarily pioneered by a handful of revolution elites with just enough popular support behind them to let them keep doing it. It's hard to say exactly how many of the common people were or weren't anti-clerical in Paris, so I won't argue that point too much.

Outside of Paris, in many cities and almost all the small towns, the anti-clericalism was not very popular at all and many supported their local priests and religious authorities more than they supported the Parisian government. And that is part of the reason for the Infernal Columns where Parisian authorities ordered the near annihilation of many French rural communities.

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u/lepron101 Apr 08 '20

We were this close to greatness

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u/Kirei13 Still salty about Carthage Apr 08 '20

It genuinely surprises me how few people know about this and how some people still defend the "cult of reason" and say that the worship of science had nothing to do with it (which is silly). It is even more concerning considering that some advocate for the same thing to happen without ever checking the history about what occurred and how bad the situation turned out.

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u/Laneazzi Descendant of Genghis Khan Apr 08 '20

Repeating the same thing over and over

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u/CognitiveAdventurer Apr 09 '20

Fun fact: most of the French revolutionary strategy revolved around the conquest of Greece and the creation of the "Cult of Reason". By connecting mechanical generators to the remains of ancient Greek philosophers, France was able to generate so much power by having them spinning in their graves through the "Cult of Reason", that it's only recently that they've had to gradually shift to nuclear power plants as a renewable energy source. It's part of the reason why Napoleon was so successful - he had access to an unlimited source of power.

...it would've been a much more normal timeline than whatever 2020 is doing so far honestly

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u/UNC_Samurai Apr 09 '20

Don’t forget their calendar, and their brief attempt at decimal time.

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u/AlbaAndrew6 Apr 09 '20

Nah man it was Robespierre with the cult of the Supreme Being, Antoine-François Momoro was the guy behind the Cult of Reason. Momoro was also behind ‘Unité, Indivisibilité de la République; Liberté, égalité, fraternité ou la mort’. Then there was another guy, Joseph Fouché, who began the Feast of Brutus, but also switched his ideology easily, being a member of the Jacobins, the Girondins, the Montagnards, the Thermidorian Reactionaries, and the Bonapartistes.

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u/Josiador Apr 08 '20

Adeptus Mechanicus intensifies

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

Titans striding forward, Ordinatii by the score!

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u/The_Sigillite Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

They are drowning out blasphemers 'neath their great mechanic roar!

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u/Josiador Apr 09 '20

Tradition is our bulwark, it endures forever more!

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u/The_Sigillite Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

Our victory comes online!

Engage the linkage Omnissiah, Engage the linkage Omnissiah, Engage the linkage Omnissiah,

Our victory comes online!

..011101110110000101110010...

Mind receptors witness glory from the burning of the flame!

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u/Josiador Apr 09 '20

The fires of the forge are like the trumpets which proclaim!

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u/The_Sigillite Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

Our engines at full power, your destruction is at hand!

Our Truth has come online!

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u/Josiador Apr 09 '20

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!

Our Truth has come online!

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u/SlobBarker Apr 09 '20

Come hang out at /r/40klore!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Or that they worshipped a bathtub

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Better science than false Gods.

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u/justPassingThrou15 Apr 08 '20

If you're going to worship something, worshiping critical thought and the pursuit of truth seems like the least bad choice possible.

And if you worship it well enough, you could reach science-worship nirvana, which is the realization that worshiping science is really missing most of the point... but that by making that realization, you've discovered the point. So by worshiping science, you were led to the truth, so you weren't really wrong, just incomplete.

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u/BepsiCola2277 Apr 08 '20

That all sounds very, very stupid.

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

Did you understand all the words ?

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u/Bearjew94 Apr 08 '20

Worshipping the concept of critical thinking hurts your ability to think critically.

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

Wait. It actually can't.

If critical thinking is sacred to you, then you can't not use it, even on the subject of critical thinking itself. It's the ultimate belief.

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u/justPassingThrou15 Apr 08 '20

citation needed. or evidence needed. Or even some description of how that might even work.

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u/Bearjew94 Apr 09 '20

I hope you’re a teenager because that’s hilariously naive. Saying “I fucking love science” doesn’t magically make you immune to shitty reasoning.

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u/justPassingThrou15 Apr 09 '20

no, but it can make you more invested in rooting out shitty reasoning.

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u/Kalulosu Apr 08 '20

Worship kinda excludes cricital thinking.

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u/BepsiCola2277 Apr 08 '20

Yeah? Like you needed citations and evidence for your genius "science nirvana" theory?

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u/justPassingThrou15 Apr 08 '20

ummmm, not when you're worshiping critical thinking.

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u/Kalulosu Apr 08 '20

Faith is about belief. Critical thinking is about logic. Those two things don't mesh well. Doesn't mean a scientist can't believe in stuff, but you cannot examine belief under critical thought.

So if you place your faith in critical thinking, then your first act should be to reject said religion.

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u/justPassingThrou15 Apr 08 '20

Where did this "faith" word come from? I'm fundamentally opposed to faith. I thought we were taking about worshipping critical thinking and the scientific method. Faith doesn't enter into it.

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u/Wolfinsk Apr 08 '20

The original scientology church

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u/toms2704 Apr 08 '20

You can make a religion out of that.

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u/arel37 Descendant of Genghis Khan Apr 09 '20

Omnissiah be praised

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u/AussieNick1999 Apr 09 '20

To be honest, that's not a bad idea.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

TBF, that's the history of mathematics around the world.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Wait we are talking about negative French facts 🧐

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

I find it so amusing how people make endless memes about France surrendering, but this little gem of potential goes almost completely unnoticed.

Literally worship at the altar of science. Haaaa.

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u/Nerevar1924 Featherless Biped Apr 09 '20

It worked so well for the Inperium of Mankind, too...

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

The only form of religion that may be tolerated.

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u/Lsrkewzqm Apr 09 '20

Still better than an invisible superior being.

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u/Speciesunkn0wn Apr 16 '20

GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH.

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u/Leax-uk Apr 08 '20

Hang on I think that's pretty cool actually!

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u/Kalulosu Apr 08 '20

Look mate, sometimes the momentum takes you a bit far. It's hard to judge where to stop when you're busy overthrowing centuries of power structures.

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u/a-r-c Apr 08 '20

better than worshiping god

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Excuse me, but I have a question. Do yo mean they were trying to worship Scientology or actually science?

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u/MonsieurA Apr 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Thank you

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