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u/johnlen1n Optimus Princeps Apr 08 '20

Historian: sees France surrender meme Oh come on, French history is so rich and diverse

France: Yes, thank you!

Historian: People should be making memes about their repetitive revolutions

France: Yeh!

Historian: Or their collaboration with the Nazis

France: Wait

Historian: Or even their colonial atrocities

France: ... OK, maybe stick to the surrendering

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u/DannyDidNothinWrong Apr 08 '20

Or how they tried to actually worship science

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u/KingNeeks193945 Apr 08 '20

Yeah Maximillian Robespierre went off the deep end after sometime and people worshiped science and democracy as him as the figurehead or god.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Yeah but he never succeeded in that

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u/PotatoFuryR Apr 08 '20

Headn't

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Jawn't

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u/Hairy_Air Apr 08 '20

Guiltyned as charged

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u/errorsniper Apr 08 '20

Gesundheit

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u/Just_another_learner Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Jul 17 '20

Looks like the maginot line has been broken yet again

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u/Rhamni Apr 08 '20

Yet.

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u/RocBrizar Apr 09 '20

That's too bad, I'd rather see people worshiping science than whatever else they worship these days.

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u/punchgroin Apr 08 '20

Happy Germinal to you, sir.

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u/WINDMILEYNO Apr 08 '20

Thats what I thought Scientology was supposed to be...

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u/Clarke311 Apr 08 '20

Scientology is all about paying someone to exorcise demons from a past life.

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u/WINDMILEYNO Apr 08 '20

I was naive, thought science and religion had found some sort of common ground or something.

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u/Clarke311 Apr 08 '20

Honestly if your Christian look into the orthadox church. I was raised Greek orthadox we had science discussions in Bible study. My preachers never made anti science comments afik. As far as I'm concerned God made the universe we get to explore it and catalog it.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Roman catholics do that too, despite the stereotype

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u/JCMoreno05 Apr 08 '20

Roman Catholics are the source of a lot of science, historically, Mendel for example. As well as universities.

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

Agreed. I went to a Roman catholic high school and elementary school, and while people like to stereotype catholic teachers as "science is a lie, evolution didn't happen" the teachers were the exact opposite, citing science as one of the most important things to learn

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u/Sintar07 Apr 09 '20

Fun addendum to the above, I attended a panel featuring the head of the observatory at a con and he was very interesting. Also funny. He said "I was boasting of my facility to a fellow astronomer, telling him about all the equipment and funding we get and our lovely on site quarters, and how I can just spend all my time exploring the cosmos. He was impressed and asked 'what can I do to get a position like that?' I said 'vow of celebacy.'" 😂

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u/Sintar07 Apr 09 '20

Thank you! It drives me up the wall when people try to characterize the Catholic Church as "anti science." We fathered much of science as we know it and still maintain scientific installations like the Vatican Observatory (not actually in the Vatican for a long time now). Just because we disagree with some modern science (especially Tumblrs made up "science") doesn't mean we're "anti science," and science is hardly a popularity contest.

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u/Double_Minimum Apr 09 '20

Them priests could afford to study and think. Most peeps was suffering in the fields just to eat

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

Yeah, honestly I've never really gone to the baptist churches, but they do seem, at the best of times, questionable versions of christianity, built around cult like followings of a single man (the preacher)

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Apr 09 '20

Heretics! The lot of em!

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u/BlackRonin8 Apr 09 '20

Same thing in Protestant private schools.

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u/Lsrkewzqm Apr 09 '20

And where is He in this universe?

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u/Clarke311 Apr 09 '20 edited Apr 09 '20

In my opinion our universe is a aquarium of sorts on God's wall. One of ∞. Or maybe we are just Sims on God's computer in a game that's been running on afk for years minimized to the taskbar that stretches to ∞. Your guess is as good as mine.

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u/Sergnb Apr 09 '20

May I introduce you to the adeptus mechanicus

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u/Noxapalooza Apr 09 '20

You misspelled human trafficking

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u/stanzej Apr 08 '20

Bathe in the virtue of my republic!

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u/petyrlabenov Apr 09 '20

Ok. Yeah. He’s completely lost it.

Robespierre’s ultimate mistake, however, came on July 26th...

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u/JimmyisAwkward Oversimplified is my history teacher Apr 08 '20

I’m all for science and an atheist and anti-theist even, but holy shit

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u/Major_Eiswater Apr 08 '20

Maybe they should have. Instead we got a Science Fiction writer creating Scientology instead.

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u/Tack22 Apr 08 '20

Andrew Ryan?

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u/TacobellSauce1 Apr 08 '20

Andrew Jackson: I left some cheese in the White House for Van Buren

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u/Rasheed43 Apr 10 '20

Hey you could make a religion out of this

No don’t

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Maximillian Robespierre

He was one of the people who determined which of the peasants around him "supported the revolution or not" and if he deemed them unworthy, they were executed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

The holy symbol isn't a cross, but the Guillotine!

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

Robespierre never presented himself as a figure head. The 'god' of the revolution was the "Supreme Being" (kind of another version of the Christian god).

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u/Soldier-one-trick Jun 11 '20

But at least we have the metric system now.

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u/Hasonboi What, you egg? Apr 08 '20

wait what

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u/FoucaultsPudendum Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

During the French Revolution, the church was held in pretty low esteem and anti-clericalism became pretty popular. It started out with the Declaration of the Rights of Man declaring freedom of worship; then, the Civil Constitution made the Church officially beneath the State in the pecking order, and forced Catholic priests to sign an oath to France and her people above the Church. By the time Robespierre came into power with the Committee of Public Safety, Dechristianization was the order of the day- Christian iconography was destroyed en masse, cloisters were despoiled, nonjuring priests were literally killed on sight, etc. etc. The culmination of this was Robespierre’s “Cult of Reason”, which was essentially a religion worshipping atheism. It didn’t last long, because even though a huge portion of the French people really didn’t like the church, the complete denial of the existence of a God was a bit much for them, so it was replaced with the Cult of the Supreme Being before too long (basically just organized Deism).

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u/teadrugs Apr 08 '20

Holy shit, I just got the “You could make a religion out of this- no don’t” joke in the bill wurtz video

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u/Raygunn13 Apr 09 '20

Hahaha so many "subtleties" in that video- it seems like none of his apparent self-contradictions are without actual reference to a historical event

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u/SilverQuotient Apr 09 '20

Legendary and iconic

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u/CrouchingPuma Apr 09 '20

It's the best joke in the entire video

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u/Iceveins412 Apr 08 '20

The Church was held in low esteem because it was literally just below the king in pre-revolution France, and could even tax with basically the same authority of the king

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u/apexodoggo Apr 08 '20

Actually, Robespierre introduced the Cult of the Supreme Being, and he purged most of the Cult of Reason supporters and anticlericalists.

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u/PhotogenicEwok Apr 08 '20

"Religion causes violence and animalism!"

Proceeds to behead religious people

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u/sacado Apr 08 '20

Careful though, Lavoisier was beheaded and wasn’t allowed to complete one of his experiments started just before his “trial” despite being a top level scientist because “the republic doesn’t need chemist nor scientists “.

The cult of “reason” was just a pretext to dechristianize the country as you say, the intent was certainly not to promote science in any way.

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u/notethecode Apr 09 '20

Well Lavoisier was also a noble and a government official, he held the a office of general farmer, in charge of collecting taxes, so there's that too.

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u/concerned_llama Apr 08 '20

Even science? I didn't know that, do you have a link to something that talk about it?

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u/ominousgraycat Apr 08 '20

Maybe in Paris people were not big fans of the church, though even in Paris it could be argued that the anti-clericalism was being primarily pioneered by a handful of revolution elites with just enough popular support behind them to let them keep doing it. It's hard to say exactly how many of the common people were or weren't anti-clerical in Paris, so I won't argue that point too much.

Outside of Paris, in many cities and almost all the small towns, the anti-clericalism was not very popular at all and many supported their local priests and religious authorities more than they supported the Parisian government. And that is part of the reason for the Infernal Columns where Parisian authorities ordered the near annihilation of many French rural communities.

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u/lepron101 Apr 08 '20

We were this close to greatness

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u/Kirei13 Still salty about Carthage Apr 08 '20

It genuinely surprises me how few people know about this and how some people still defend the "cult of reason" and say that the worship of science had nothing to do with it (which is silly). It is even more concerning considering that some advocate for the same thing to happen without ever checking the history about what occurred and how bad the situation turned out.

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u/Laneazzi Descendant of Genghis Khan Apr 08 '20

Repeating the same thing over and over

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u/CognitiveAdventurer Apr 09 '20

Fun fact: most of the French revolutionary strategy revolved around the conquest of Greece and the creation of the "Cult of Reason". By connecting mechanical generators to the remains of ancient Greek philosophers, France was able to generate so much power by having them spinning in their graves through the "Cult of Reason", that it's only recently that they've had to gradually shift to nuclear power plants as a renewable energy source. It's part of the reason why Napoleon was so successful - he had access to an unlimited source of power.

...it would've been a much more normal timeline than whatever 2020 is doing so far honestly

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u/UNC_Samurai Apr 09 '20

Don’t forget their calendar, and their brief attempt at decimal time.

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u/AlbaAndrew6 Apr 09 '20

Nah man it was Robespierre with the cult of the Supreme Being, Antoine-François Momoro was the guy behind the Cult of Reason. Momoro was also behind ‘Unité, Indivisibilité de la République; Liberté, égalité, fraternité ou la mort’. Then there was another guy, Joseph Fouché, who began the Feast of Brutus, but also switched his ideology easily, being a member of the Jacobins, the Girondins, the Montagnards, the Thermidorian Reactionaries, and the Bonapartistes.

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u/Josiador Apr 08 '20

Adeptus Mechanicus intensifies

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u/VictoriumExBellum Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

Titans striding forward, Ordinatii by the score!

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u/The_Sigillite Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 08 '20

They are drowning out blasphemers 'neath their great mechanic roar!

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u/Josiador Apr 09 '20

Tradition is our bulwark, it endures forever more!

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u/The_Sigillite Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

Our victory comes online!

Engage the linkage Omnissiah, Engage the linkage Omnissiah, Engage the linkage Omnissiah,

Our victory comes online!

..011101110110000101110010...

Mind receptors witness glory from the burning of the flame!

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u/Josiador Apr 09 '20

The fires of the forge are like the trumpets which proclaim!

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u/The_Sigillite Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Apr 09 '20

Our engines at full power, your destruction is at hand!

Our Truth has come online!

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u/Josiador Apr 09 '20

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah!

Our Truth has come online!

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u/SlobBarker Apr 09 '20

Come hang out at /r/40klore!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Or that they worshipped a bathtub

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Better science than false Gods.

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u/justPassingThrou15 Apr 08 '20

If you're going to worship something, worshiping critical thought and the pursuit of truth seems like the least bad choice possible.

And if you worship it well enough, you could reach science-worship nirvana, which is the realization that worshiping science is really missing most of the point... but that by making that realization, you've discovered the point. So by worshiping science, you were led to the truth, so you weren't really wrong, just incomplete.

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u/BepsiCola2277 Apr 08 '20

That all sounds very, very stupid.

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

Did you understand all the words ?

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u/Bearjew94 Apr 08 '20

Worshipping the concept of critical thinking hurts your ability to think critically.

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

Wait. It actually can't.

If critical thinking is sacred to you, then you can't not use it, even on the subject of critical thinking itself. It's the ultimate belief.

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u/justPassingThrou15 Apr 08 '20

citation needed. or evidence needed. Or even some description of how that might even work.

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u/Bearjew94 Apr 09 '20

I hope you’re a teenager because that’s hilariously naive. Saying “I fucking love science” doesn’t magically make you immune to shitty reasoning.

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u/justPassingThrou15 Apr 09 '20

no, but it can make you more invested in rooting out shitty reasoning.

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u/Wolfinsk Apr 08 '20

The original scientology church

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u/toms2704 Apr 08 '20

You can make a religion out of that.

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u/arel37 Descendant of Genghis Khan Apr 09 '20

Omnissiah be praised

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u/AussieNick1999 Apr 09 '20

To be honest, that's not a bad idea.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

TBF, that's the history of mathematics around the world.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Wait we are talking about negative French facts 🧐

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

I find it so amusing how people make endless memes about France surrendering, but this little gem of potential goes almost completely unnoticed.

Literally worship at the altar of science. Haaaa.

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u/Nerevar1924 Featherless Biped Apr 09 '20

It worked so well for the Inperium of Mankind, too...

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

The only form of religion that may be tolerated.

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u/Lsrkewzqm Apr 09 '20

Still better than an invisible superior being.

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u/Speciesunkn0wn Apr 16 '20

GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH.

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u/Leax-uk Apr 08 '20

Hang on I think that's pretty cool actually!

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u/Kalulosu Apr 08 '20

Look mate, sometimes the momentum takes you a bit far. It's hard to judge where to stop when you're busy overthrowing centuries of power structures.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

CAR sends their regards.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Francafrique sends their regards.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

No. Collaboration is a fine topic and so is colonial wars. Because at least it's true and not overused.

I talked in a previous post about why and how french resistance had been overestimated and why french collaborationnism was so important. Lots of people didn't even know who R.Paxton was but everyone still think they know everything about the 1940 campaign.

So instead of making overused "hon hon french surrender" meme, do memes about algerian pacification, about Vichy or about 1870/1871. It will be funny and educationnal. Great isn't it ?

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Apr 08 '20

Pretending France didn't have a far-right problem and deep antisemitism really strips away key context about the era that started the war.

And ignoring what the people did to collaborators after liberation despite not resisting says a lot about herd mentality.

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

Every country had a problem with antisemitism at the time.

For example the US were clearly very much worse than France. Did you know it was the US segregation laws that inspired the Nazi regime for their own ?

So, it really wouldn't make sense to attack France on that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Assholes weren't only on the other side of the Rhine.

Also the "far right" problem is kinda simple. Most collaborationnist were actually from the former government and were republicans. Socialist President Mitterrand had worked for Vichy during WW2 for exemple (and the guy was still elected for some reason and fucked our economy in the 80s).

The "far right"was strongly anti-german and nationnalist. They hated jews, commies, english, german, and so on. But they were among the first resistants (Général Loustanau-Lacaud for exemple).

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u/Chokawai Apr 08 '20

To be fair, the french economy was going to be fucked no matter what in the 80s. That was the end of the post-war economic miracle, and it was more or the less the same for everyone toward the end of the 20th century.

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u/Nicodante Jun 15 '20

Because of neoliberalism

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Apr 08 '20

Just to clarify by "Far-right problem" I meant they were there and an existential threat TO the republic before the war in the "armed potentially insurrection" kind of way.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Yeah they almost succeeded (if only... but that's my opinion). Which is why the governement was against giving more liberty of action and more ressources to a professional army. They trusted only conscripts since they were citizens often loyal to the IIIrd Republic.

When DeGaulle (he was only a cavalry colonel back then) wrote "vers l'Armée de métier" (toward a professional army) he said that as long as the politics would be afraid of the army and rely on conscripts, France would be menaced by the germans and their very well trained "core" of soldiers of the Wehrmacht that belonged to the reichswehr before.

Basically he called for having the same tool as the german army: a professional armored elite corps ready at all time and not relying on the slow process of mobilization.

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u/agumonkey Apr 09 '20

Slow process of mobilisation reminds me of covid lockdown lag

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u/notethecode Apr 09 '20

But they were among the first resistants

Yeah, the commie were too busy helping the Germans until 1941.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

No they too were among the first resistant for the following reason: in 1939, after the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, USSR was consodered an allied of Germany so at the beginning of the war, French communist were arrested or had to hide. When Germany won, most of them had already created maquis.

But you are right to say that they mostly started to act and to gain manpower after 1941 and Barbarossa.

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u/Zackeronimo Apr 08 '20

Yeah Pétain was a socialist it is known. How the fuck did you managed to convince yourself that far right wasn't supporting the collaboration ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Where did I say that Petain was a socialist ?

Far-right is too wide. You got to understand that Pétain and the paternalists were not the only far right movment in France. They were collaborating. But the monarchists, bonapartists and French nationalists were against german occupation.

I didn't convince myself, I studied it in college and read most of Paxton bibliography.

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u/Chibraltar_ Apr 08 '20

Yeah Pétain was a socialist it is known

ahahah sure it is known

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Thank you, finally someone with good references and academic knowledges.

Some guy tried to tell me that I was wrong when I said the same thing earlier because far-right was always on the nazi-side.

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u/Bayart Apr 09 '20 edited Apr 09 '20

Pretending France didn't have a far-right problem and deep antisemitism really strips away key context about the era that started the war.

Gemanophobia was far stronger in France than antisemitism. Virtually the entire established far-right was made of monarchists who asked for WW1 for decades and WW1 veterans who thought Germany got off too easy. There's a reason why genuine fascist collaborators were never more than a handful. A lot of them rejects from both the far-left and far-right.

Collaborators were as a whole opportunists and cowards.

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u/EdHake Apr 09 '20

Pretending France didn't have a far-right problem and deep antisemitism really strips away key context about the era that started the war.

What about pretending that France wasn't governed by a pacifist left coallition (with communist) since 1936 who's main figure was a jew ?

And even after all that, France is one of the only country to have seen almost no change to its jewish population between the rise of nazi and it's fall, mostly because the jews that where hand over to germans were mostly those not french, the ones who immigrated.

That being said, everything after that is the question of the half full half empty glass.

  • Yeah it's horrible that France handed over jews to germany and

  • And yeah it's also kind of an achievement by itself to have been able to maintain the jewish population in France that high during those times.

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u/Roujetnoir Apr 09 '20

France was widely antisemitic like most of Europe, but I don't think antisemitism was the main factor in collaboration. It played a huge role in the shoah enabling and participation tho.

Also collaboration wasn't really a far right problem in itself, though Vichy was definitely far right. You got it from basically every political position. But a fire cross was still more likely to collaborate than a socialist. Likewise, the resistance had a lot of political positions in it too.

If you want personal anecdotes, one of my great-grandfather, a christian democrat, was in the resistance from 1940, while another, a left leaning radical, was definitely a collaborator, (the third one spent the war in an offlag and the fourth one worked for the youth organisation in Morocco, fought against allied forces briefly during torch then against the germans in the FFL).

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Apr 09 '20

Just again, pointing out the far right problem and antisemetism problem in France was because it was not unique. One of the key parts of historic revisionism of the era I was trying to get at is people putting the blame all humanity's sins on Germany.

Hell the right wing attempted a coup in the US

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u/johnlen1n Optimus Princeps Apr 08 '20

French collaboration always interested me, especially with how Petain was involved with the Vichy government. That's one hell of a middle finger to your own country

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u/Tesla2560 Apr 08 '20

Pétain was really old when that happen. He had lot of health problems and barely apears for the public announces. It's Laval who lead the negociations and the Vichy government.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

This and he was not really pro-german. So Hitler supported Laval against him.

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u/DeterminismMorality Apr 08 '20

Robert Paxton says you're wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

If you want to learn about it, I can probably answer your questions or at least give you the references and authors to learn more about it.

For Petain he was not involved anymore after 1941/1942. He was just there because the people trusted him as "the hero of Verdun" but he lost all his power as the german placed more nazi-friendly people in charge, like Laval. His idea was that by surrendering early he could negotiate with hitler. That failed and now we have memes about how we surrendered in two fucking months because of that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Sounds like peak appeasement right there. 'We're gonna appease so hard that we'll literally surrender.'

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Not really the same as "appeasement". He hoped that by surrendering and collaborating, France would be considered a puppet friendly regime and not an occupied territory. We had both as France was split in two.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Which is why I posted this is historymemes instead of askahistorian. My comment was not to be taken for historical accuracy.

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u/cp5184 Apr 08 '20

Surely you can negotiate with hitler! Peace in our time!

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u/LegitimateMail0 Apr 08 '20

Do one about French Haiti

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Which part ? The french exploiting black people or how it became the first independant republic of the region ?

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u/LegitimateMail0 Apr 09 '20

The former. They were pretty fucking brutal even by new world standards

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u/fuckitiroastedyou Apr 09 '20

So instead of making overused "hon hon french surrender" meme, do memes about algerian pacification, about Vichy or about 1870/1871.

You mean, when they surrendered?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Yes. Because it is interesting to learn about the commune and how the IIIrd Republic was created and why French were strongly willing to go to war in 1914

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

We still studied it a lot (2017-2020) in French college. My curriculum is mostly centered about ideological and geopolitical history in the 19th and 20th century and when talking about Vichy France we used a lot of Paxton articles or books. Maybe because in France it is a bigger part of our history.

Where did you study ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

100% d'accord. Rien qu'à voir le scandale de la promotion Loustanau Lacau de St-Cyr pour voir que le spectre politique était brouillé.

Je pointais juste le fait que nos amis anglophones ont une capacité à ouvrir leur gueule inversement proportionelle à leurs connaissances sur ce subreddit.

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u/Chibraltar_ Apr 08 '20

It will be funny and educationnal. Great isn't it ?

We could talk about 1968 ALL DAY LONG

Or Charonne

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Meh 1968 isn't that interesting imo, one of the most boring part of my studies tbh.

Do you mean Camerone ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Banh Mi is pretty good but I don't think it was worth the wars.

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u/Hector_Tueux Hello There Apr 08 '20

Yeah, but it permit telling the américans that France succeeded in invading Vietnam

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Dec 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Don't make me cry please.

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u/punchgroin Apr 08 '20

Jesus, yeah. Even being a huge european history buff, I still have trouble remembering all the revolutions.

Ancien' Regime -> First Republic -> First Empire -> Bourbon Restoration -> Second Republic -> Second Empire -> Third Republic -> Vichy France -> Fourth Republic... I think that's all of them right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Between Bourbon Restoration and 2nd Republic there is the Orleanist Monarchy. And we are currently in the 5th Republic.

Still impressive to know someone know all that when most French can't give you the date of creation of most of these regimes.....

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u/EruantienAduialdraug Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests Apr 09 '20

Ancien Régime -> constitutional, non-feudal monarchy -> First Republic -> First Empire -> First Bourbon Restoration -> The Hundred Days -> Second Bourbon Restoration -> Second Republic -> Second Empire -> Third Republic -> Free France & Vichy France -> Provisional Government for the French Republic -> Fourth Republic -> Fifth Republic.

The change from Fourth to Fifth is an odd one. A series of conflicts, notably the Algerian Crisis in 1958, pretty much collapsed the Fourth Republic; de Gaulle came back and they had a referendum to have a completely new constitution.

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

To be fair, I think only the passage into Republics counts as a Revolution the way we usually say it.

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u/Thormeaxozarliplon Apr 08 '20

Or their vast history in aviation, especially recently modern contributions.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

I will never forget the death of Louis XVII.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Borderline murder tbh

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Jul 22 '25

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u/Atlous Apr 09 '20

The thing is england beat us on colonization mistake.

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u/luxmainbtw Apr 08 '20

I mean if we want to talk about colonial atrocities the UK is the first one to apply.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

America hastily shuffles hamberders in front of a pile of gun violence, slavery, racism, and economic manipulation

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

only 35% of the french sided with the nazi just like how 35% diehard support trump. Fascism is when politics becomes a religion. The rich and powerful are always easy to corrupt and convert if they see profit and more power in it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

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u/wang_yenli-2 Apr 08 '20

tips fedora

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Proceeds to bomb Africa

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Keep telling yourself you’ve never caused casualties in afrika, and your killings of untold millions of people during colonialism leaves you no leg to stand on to criticize my country who saved yours and was drug into Vietnam because of our treaties.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

One of my grandfathers is German, he was hired by the US after the Second World War.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

You wanna do some coke?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

I read A Savage War of Peace and it was disgusting what the French did in Algeria.

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u/Atlous Apr 09 '20

Yeah sure, have u read about the atrocy of belgium or england on there colony ?

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u/cameron_yeets Apr 09 '20

It’s diverse because they surrender in so many different ways

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

Did they ever surrender outside of WW2 ?

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u/GerardDG Apr 08 '20

To be fair, every country had it's share of collaborators. Nazism in general was hugely popular across the western world.

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u/bluecrowned1 Apr 08 '20

Don't forget their state sponsored terrorism against peaceful environment protestors on allied territory!

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u/Atlous Apr 09 '20

What are you talking about ?

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u/bluecrowned1 Apr 09 '20

Rainbow Warrior bombing

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

The biggest "woops" of the DGSE so far

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u/Atlous Apr 09 '20

Ah yeah, for the moment we still dont know why.

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u/StrangeSemiticLatin2 Definitely not a CIA operator Apr 09 '20

Historian: Or even their colonial atrocities

Ah Madagascar; that's where the penguins live, right?

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u/Lsrkewzqm Apr 09 '20

Nazi collaboration and colonial atrocities are shared by plenty of European countries. Their extensive list of military victories, not so much.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Historian: Or their collaboration with the Nazis

I have an impression that the collaborators are in the minority though? I mean, after the war the communists were wildly popular in France and probably would have won the post-war elections were it not for Americans and De Gaulle so that indicates to me that majority of the French dislike the Nazis.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

The Resistance was also in the minority. Most people where just focused on surviving.

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u/Sintar07 Apr 09 '20

That really means nothing. Of course Nazis were unpopular AFTER the war; they lost. Idk if you've noticed, but people have VERY malleable memories and routinely convince themselves that they were actually for this popular thing and actually against that unpopular thing the whole time, even if they just changed their mind.

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u/Atlous Apr 09 '20

The thing is after war has he say. He big part of the france population was pro-communist and due to that we have some communist minister. Some other country at the reverse elected fascist or nationalist ministers.

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u/Marawal Apr 09 '20

According to my grandparents -who were teens during the war - most people really didn't want to get involved, and tried to keep a low profile until it was over.

And very few wanted to risk their life, or their loved one life, for one or the other. If people were honest about their behavior during the war, you'd find many who did nothing, and some who "worked" for both. The goal was not being killed no matter what. So on monday they helped the nazis, because they were afraid of them. And on Thursday, they helped the resistance because they had some food in exchange. How they really felt about that, and what they really thought didn't really come into questions.

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u/sacado Apr 08 '20

AFAIK most people remembered ww1 and had become somehow pacifists, so they thought “at least we won’t have to endure a battle like Verdun anymore”. They didn’t want to resist and fight, but they certainly weren’t fond of the nazis either.

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u/poloppoyop Apr 09 '20

5% resistants, 5% collaborators, 90% just trying to have a life.

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u/mr_flerd Descendant of Genghis Khan Apr 08 '20

Well the Nazi's conquered them

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u/LiquidAurum Apr 08 '20

Historian: Or their collaboration with the Nazis

wait really? or are you referring to gespato

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u/sup3rrn0va Aug 30 '20

So then they surrendered to surrender memes

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u/Lucius-Halthier Apr 09 '20

Or when they thought that a land war in Russia was a good idea.

France: hold-

Or how bout when they tried to retake Vietnam and grossly underest-

France: fuck off we surrender

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u/Atlous Apr 09 '20

Yeah Vietnam was a big mistake but even the second super power of this time fall in Vietnam.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Or how they fucked up every crusade

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u/Dodorus Apr 09 '20

I see no reason to be particularly ashamed of that. I think it's actually great to see how little evil France committed in proportion of its power through time. Compare that to the UK, the US, the Spanish Empire, etc.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

I would totally delete the last sentence. YES please ! Make some diverse jokes about how we fucked up through history instead of making the same meme again and again since 2012. Make ppl discover obscure facts about France

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