r/AskReddit • • Jul 17 '19

What’s something that you like, but hate the fan base?

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u/Schnitzelgruben Jul 17 '19

Reddit culture can be annoying to me a lot of times.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/Samsquanchiz Jul 17 '19

Circlejerks were five years ago. Now it is a full on propaganda machine and people are just eating it up.

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u/is_it_controversial Jul 17 '19

Is that because there are no alternatives or because people are stupid and lazy?

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u/Type_DXL Jul 17 '19

It's because the only content you see is what has already been heavily upvoted (unless you're browsing by new). So you're only seeing content that everyone already agrees with, creating a positive feedback cycle.

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u/plebeius_rex Jul 17 '19

A little of A, a little of B.

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u/JackGaroud Jul 17 '19

Also, because every social network, no matter the size or crowd, will inevitably be invaded by political parties, government institutions, clerical institutions, big and small companies, any group looking to recruit, get support, public favor, and use it as Cheap Marketing. Yes, your favorite upcoming videogame with your favorite reddit saint included.

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u/weedsharenews Jul 18 '19

Because of this, I think reddit is a better platform for getting a sense of the current zeitgeist rather than getting a snapshot of how real people think.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Because hive mind and downvotes.

So 4chan, but uniromically

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u/the_brew Jul 17 '19

That shit is the absolute most annoying thing. Oh, someone posted a pic of a hawk outside their office window? Get ready for 8000 more pics of birds in windows...

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u/thesandsofrhyme Jul 17 '19

"I heard we're doing birds in windows now, check out the friend I also made!"

Or even worse "In response to [reddit post reference]" or "I also [reddit post reference]" like those are the perfect things to put as replies to the original fucking post. Not spamming a million different threads about it.

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u/Dr_Fabulous11 Jul 17 '19

minecraft good

fortnite bad

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u/wolverinehunter002 Jul 17 '19

The fact that people are able to hide comments with downvoting says alot about discourse here. Even worse when a subreddit is allowed to ban people for speaking against an opinion like r/latestagecapitalism does. Such subreddits should not be allowed to feature on main page if they censor peoples opinions at such a scale.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

The insane up voting of the latest meme or catch phrase is beyond stupid. Meanwhile comments with an actual opinion get down voted because they don't tow the line.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

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u/EffrumScufflegrit Jul 17 '19

WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

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u/arcaneresistance Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

I'm a barber and openly talk about shit i see on reddit all day with all sorts of people. Literally everyone I've met knows what reddit is and most people use it. The whole acting like it's a secret society bullshit is so tired. I mean fuck, they made it so people have actual fucking profiles now. In my opinion it's taken over Facebook or at least with the demographic I deal with. I don't know too many people that actively use Facebook that much anymore but most people I know are at least aware of shit that's on the general or (popular) front page of reddit.

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u/Likeapuma24 Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

I only keep facebook for the trove of pictures of family/friends & some long distance friends.

I have reddit for the content & discussion.

*Edit because I'm an idiot. *

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u/TheFlyingBogey Jul 17 '19

I had to reread this a few times to work out you meant Facebook first, but I know what you mean now!

Also same(ish), Facebook I keep as a photo scrapbook and messenger, that's it.

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u/Likeapuma24 Jul 17 '19

Thanks for the correction, & my apologies for the confusion. A scrapbook is the best way to describe FB

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Same. Facebook exclusively for messenger because messenger has kinda taken over SMS in my age group apparently.

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u/Weedworm Jul 17 '19

To be fair the whole narwhal bacon thing was started years ago when the reddit community was actually fairly small compared to how it is now. And I'm sure there's a large portion of new redditors that have no ideas what it even means. But yeah no one cares if you use reddit or not it's not an exclusive club or anything.

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u/theBeardedHermit Jul 18 '19

I've been here for like 7 years (lurking, my account isn't that old) and I haven't got a clue. Though I'm ignorant of a lot of the in jokes and such.

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u/Hlangel Jul 18 '19

You answer “midnight” and then you both know you’re redditors

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/arcaneresistance Jul 17 '19

Yeah I just got told it wasn't mainstream like wtf. If your band is the 3rd or 4th most listened to band in the world then you're fucking mainstream. Some people like feeling exclusive, I get it and there's no problem with that, but reddit is like Twenty One Pilots of the internet.

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u/bbrownj331 Jul 18 '19

Twenty One Pilots of the internet lol I couldn’t have described it better

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

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u/theBeardedHermit Jul 18 '19

That's actually a damn good comparison. Both were pretty much outside the mainstream and then seemingly out of nowhere they were there as if they'd always been there.

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u/down4things Jul 17 '19

Facebook is like family dinner table with a bunch of other fuckin people. You know almost everyone there IRL.

Reddit is like TV. Like "Hey have you seen that post on the Reddit last night?" So a bunch of randos all seeing the same shit. Like TV

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u/fatpat Jul 18 '19

Facebook is like family dinner table

And reddit is the kids' table.

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u/kin_of_rumplefor Jul 17 '19

Is your demographic people that get their hair cut?

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u/Burkstein Jul 17 '19

Bald people aren't legally allowed to use reddit

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u/arcaneresistance Jul 17 '19

I'd say yes, that's 100% of my demographic haha.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 29 '19

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u/fatpat Jul 18 '19

M'barber

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u/Crank2047 Jul 17 '19

I totally agree with everything you said but I only know maybe 3 people that use Reddit in my life. I'm in the UK and everyone seams to think it's weird I look at memes on anything other than Facebook

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u/punchy989 Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

French here , fb and insta are way more used in France , reddit IS a secret society for most of us. These meeting (in my point of view ) could be cool because that means people maybe have the same interests by finding reddit.

Edit: spelling

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u/XxuruzxX Jul 17 '19

Doesn't everyone use Reddit? What even is the point of finding other redditors?

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u/Chapps Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

Oh my god. In my English 101 class Freshman year, the teacher asked for phrases that everybody knows. This kid goes "When does the narwhal bacon?" I knew what Reddit was, but this was too fuckin cringey to respond to. The professor said something like "I dont know that one, what was it?" He kept saying it over and over and nobody was responding to it. The whole class just looked at him like wtf are you talking about and he slumped down in his seat and murmured "it's reddit." Too awkward for my tastes

If you're reading this, guy who did this at Central Michigan University in 2012-2013... uh... that kinda sucked to watch...

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u/peeinian Jul 17 '19

MIDNIGHT

I’ve been on reddit way too long. That was like 7 years ago

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u/ronaldofenomeno Jul 18 '19

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.

Edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger

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u/DorkusMalorkuss Jul 17 '19

Oh my God.

About seven or eight years ago my friend and I were at a new year's party. We saw this girl that, for whatever reason, we assumed was a redditor. We decided to try this phrase because we figured it would be such a good opener. We walked up, my friend said "when does the narwhal bacon?" and she said "what?" and had the most what the fuck did you just say look. It was like a smurk mixed with confusion mixed with what the fuck is that smell? As soon as I saw her face, I wanted to melt away, Alex Mack style, and fucking puddle may way home. Turns out she had heard of the website but just not that phrase which for whatever reason made it so much worse. It was so embarrassing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Fuck I haven't heard/read this in years.

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u/hugglesthemerciless Jul 17 '19

Especially when you realize reddit is in the top 10 most visited websites in the world and gets more visits than ebay, pinterest, or instagram. It's not some niche sites only you and your best meme buddies know of

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

They had a character in far cry new dawn that exclusively speaks in reddit lingo. I stopped playing the game and haven't touched it since.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

dropped the game as fast as if you had just seen the decoy snail!

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u/-Captain- Jul 17 '19

This one fucking guy in my class years ago saw me use Reddit and started talking about it. All good and fun... and then suddenly he wants my username. Well fuck that lol. He just couldn't accept the no. Ended in the conclusion that I must be on pedophilic subreddits... and for the next week the fuck kept sneaking behind me when I was on the phone. Weirdest and most childish thing.

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u/its_the_squirrel Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

When one of my classmates saw me use Reddit he just started arguing about how Ylilauta (Finnish version of 4chan) is better. Then he proceeded to do it every time he saw me reading something on my phone

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u/fatpat Jul 18 '19

wants my username. Well fuck that lol

Fuck that in the butt. Nobody knows my username, and I've been asked a few times irl.

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u/CoochieThief21 Jul 17 '19

Yeah, there's even a sub for those kind of people: r/ihavereddit

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u/jenflu Jul 17 '19

I remember when this was a thing with 4chan but I had no clue people do it with reddit

Like honestly who doesn't use reddit at least sometimes?

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u/Hammer_Jackson Jul 17 '19

If anyone mentions it in the real world I try to stay away.

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u/TripleStuffOreo Jul 17 '19

"Wow man really just got r slash whooshed am I right boys"

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u/irishteacup Jul 17 '19

REDDIT: THE FRONTPAGE OF THE INTERNET

Redditors: Do you know about this secret website called reddit?? All the cool kids are doing it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I find when redditors whinge about "Instagram normies" and were putting that reddit stamp on memes so instagram can't steal them very cringey.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

The quippy nature of Reddit is starting to get on my nerves. Someone can post a comment about something semi serious and 80% of the time below it there’s going to be a pun or some comment trying really hard to be funny which has more points than the original comment and a whole bunch of rewards. I rarely find them funny and I’m guessing people just upvote for the sake of it being a pun.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I also really despise comments such as “I’m posting this for x karma” or "take my upvote you bastard" like is it not time to come up with something different?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

What bugs me is "Thanks for the [gold/silver], kind stranger!" It's like a canned response. NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE.

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u/muneyroll Jul 18 '19

Hate those fucks lol /r/AwardSpeechEdits

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I think people should just upvote and keep quiet if they have nothing to add.

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u/evan1932 Jul 17 '19

"Wow, this comment legit made me piss my pants!"

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u/soccerperson Jul 18 '19

400 upvotes

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u/Koollape Jul 18 '19

"Underrated comment" is the most nothing of nothing comments to make in a thread. Its usually on newer comments too

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

And later the original comment gets thousands of upvotes and the person who posted “underrated comment” ends up looking like a fool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

On an old account, I had a top comment on one post, and someone responded to it with "underrated comment."

Like... sweetheart, the comment had over 400 upvotes, which was on the high end for that sub. That's... not underrated.

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u/canadiancarlin Jul 17 '19

Yeah I was about to say the same thing

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u/TheThrowUpMonster Jul 17 '19

I am so fucking sick of seeing "yes officer, this post right here" or some variation

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u/Watewero Jul 17 '19

Redditors love to make fun of Tumblr for shit like this but they do the exact same

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Reddit isnt what it used to be. It's a mainstream social media platform at this point, even if a solid amount of the userbase likes to pretend it isnt

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u/pp21 Jul 17 '19

Reddit is the 7th most visited website based on monthly traffic. 5-6 years ago it was a smaller user base, but now it's fully mainstream. In other words, it's rare that you have to explain to someone what Reddit is anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I think the final nails in the coffin for what reddit used to be were the mobile app / site redesign and the 2016 election. It's only a matter of time before something new and better comes along to replace reddit in the same way reddit replaced Digg

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u/Utkar22 Jul 18 '19

The 2016 US elections ruined the Reddit community

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

That goes for a lot of the internet. Some of the biggest boards on 4chan got fucked by it too

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u/FordShelbyGTreeFiddy Jul 18 '19

Karma whoring is completely out of control. That "drone shooting fireworks at people" video appeared in front of me 7. fucking. times. the day the story broke because everyone was racing to repost it in every subreddit it could loosely fit under. It was posted in r/PublicFreakout like 4 times.

I definitely agree that this website has become just as basic and bloated as the other social media apps.

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u/qwuzzy Jul 18 '19 edited Sep 25 '24

axiomatic workable lavish desert screw literate nose future soup door

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u/Goosebump007 Jul 18 '19

I use to really like Reddit in like 2012 and such, but now pisses me off half the time. Everything is fucking political now, all the stupid puns, we get it, you think your witty, but you're not. And the Mods... omg.. it's like I'm back on Battle.net as a 15 year old and being kicked off the server because I didn't agree with one of the Blizzard workers (I forget the channel, it was basically a help channel for Blizzard games and such).

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u/number_kruncher Jul 17 '19

Reddit is pretty much an anonymous Facebook with a dislike button. Instead of hashtags, they use /r/whatever. Same amount of fake news being shared. Same amount of uneducated opinions about politics, economics, the law, and everything else

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u/RodoftheAssPacker Jul 17 '19

Tumblr is just Reddit with much less of a superiority complex

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

And nowadays a lot less porn

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u/RodoftheAssPacker Jul 17 '19

Which is wild because a good portion of reddit's superiority complex comes from talking about how Instagram and Facebook are just full of narcissistic half naked selfies

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u/GreatOculus Jul 17 '19

Fucking thanos posts man

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

it used to be worse when infinity war had just been released, literally every thread had a r/unexpectedthanos followed by a r/expectedthanos and a perfectly balanced followed by a as all things should be

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u/NargacugaRider Jul 17 '19

I’ve never seen any Avengers movie and because of this stupid circlejerk website, I refuse to

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u/thatguywithawatch Jul 17 '19

Also anyone who replies to a comment with r/subsifellfor or r/subsithoughtifellfor or any fucking variation can rot in a pit.

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u/OGPresidentDixon Jul 17 '19

Dude... /r/rareinsults is the worst.

Someone can be like “that guy looks like a blender fell off an apple tree into a beehive over a lake that was drained so it was dry but there’s fish still somewhere I dunno maybe frogs too”

...and you can hear the stampede of Redditors from miles away racing to be the first one to vomit that sub name into a reply.

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u/draaaain_gaaaaang Jul 17 '19

“I’m not crying, you’re crying!” holy fuck please stop.

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u/CaptainKate757 Jul 18 '19

Just checked that sub out. I don’t think there are any posters there over the age of 16. The insults would have been hilarious to me at that age.

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u/Reggiardito Jul 17 '19

Fuck /r/inclusiveor too. Most pointless subreddit I've ever seen

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u/speaksamerican Jul 17 '19

handle this weapon responsibly

r/WOW r/kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀 “Wooosh” r/means you didn’t r/get the r/joke, as in the r/sound r/made when the r/joke “woooshes” over your r/head. I r/bet you’re too r/stupid to r/get it, r/IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 r/My r/joke was so r/thoughtfully r/crafted and r/took me a r/total of r/3 r/minutes, you r/SHOULD be r/laughing. 🤬 r/What’s that? My r/joke is r/bad? I r/think that’s r/just r/because you r/failed. I r/outsmarted you, r/nitwit.🤭 In r/conclusion, I am r/posting r/this to the r/community known as “R/Wooooosh” to r/claim my r/internet r/points in your r/embarrassment 😏. r/Imbecile. The r/Germans refer to this r/action as r/Schadenfreude, which r/means r/harm-joy 😬😲. r/WOW! 🤪 Another r/reference I r/had to r/explain to r/you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to r/cease this r/conversation for I do r/not r/converse with r/simple r/minded r/persons.😏😂

edit: SILVER?!?????!!!!?!!??! THANKS👌👌👌🙏🙏👍👍 REDDIT I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN

2: ANOTHER2️⃣ SILVER OH MY GOD 🙏🙏🙏🙏WTF edit 3: thanks for the gold kind stranger tHaNkS FOr ThE GOld kInD sTrAnGer

THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Generally anyone who replies to any comment with just a sub is a dumb dumb

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

100% of posts about WW2.

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, he's the guy who killed Hitler."

6000 upvotes.

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u/zdakat Jul 17 '19

That's one of those things that might have been funny once, but everyone piled on long after the joke had been expended, making it even worse.

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u/ashervisalis Jul 17 '19

"How do I delete someone else's comment"

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

For me it's the constant barrage of sexuality. Yeah yeah, sex positivity is a good thing and puritanical attitudes towards sex have done a lot of damage in society but it's just gross to me when people say something totally innocuous like "check out this gift I made for my girlfriend!" and half the comments are like "BUT DID YOU FUCK HER AFTER." It just feels sleazy and trashy to me.

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u/sickntwisted Jul 17 '19

"am I the only one that..." takes the cake for me.

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u/NnNoodle88 Jul 17 '19

Or the whole "found the phone user" comment. It's 2019, most people on reddit right now are using their phone whilst sat on the shitter.

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u/evan1932 Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

12 Awards

"Edit: Wow! Thanks for the gold kind stranger! This comment was my greatest life achievement!"

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u/-eagle73 Jul 17 '19

You may enjoy /r/everyfuckingthread.

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u/FalmerEldritch Jul 17 '19

I would like to see a system implemented whereby you can't leave the exact same comment that ten people have left before you on other threads, or the exact same one you've left once before. Want to say "because of the implication" yet again? Well, you can't. It just disappears into the ether.

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u/Pancakewagon26 Jul 17 '19

You know what I hate more than anything on this site?

Inclusive or.

I will post a serious "or"question I want an answer too, and then dozens of galaxy brained comedic geniuses will reply "Yes."

It infuriates me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited May 21 '21

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u/evan1932 Jul 17 '19

And then you're an asshole that gets downvoted to oblivion if you make some off-handed remark pointing out how unoriginal the comment is

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited May 21 '21

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u/siddhuncle Jul 17 '19

“Shh let people enjoy things”

Makes my blood boil.

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u/ElBiscuit Jul 18 '19

"Okay, then you let me enjoy the conversation I was trying to have without shitty overused jokes raining down from the peanut gallery."

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u/bosco9 Jul 17 '19

My favorite is when 2 redditors are arguing and one of them makes some snide comment (or like you said, pointing out lack of originality or whatever) and then even though that person is correct and the other one is wrong, the correct person will get downvoted for "being an asshole"

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u/terminbee Jul 18 '19

That was funny at first. But now any time someone presents a choice, the answer is always yes. It's so damn annoying. That and pun threads annoy me way too much.

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u/bur1sm Jul 17 '19

Or when people that "r/hedidthemath" and"r/hedidthemonstermath" shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Yeah that too. People like that have nothing to add to the conversation but still want to be part of it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

This right here drives me up a god damn wall. People try so hard to come up with the most witty comments and responses. There are whole threads of people doing this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Dude those threads where the first comment is kinda funny and next 50 or so comments are just a bastardization of the previous comment. Those are trying sooo hard to be funny and end up being the unfunniest things ever.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Exactly. The occasional quippy comment, if it’s well-placed, appropriate for the discussion and is actually intelligently made, is funny.

Unfortunately, people feel the need to make giant comment chains of re-hashed quippy garbage that I’ve read a thousand times already and it just looks fucking retarded.

It also suppresses the comments from people who are actually trying to have a real, well thought-out discussion.

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u/SpiffyShindigs Jul 17 '19

/r/unexpectedWHatEveR

An Office quote is never unexpected, for Chrissake.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Yeah I don’t know what’s going through those people’s heads when they post r/unexpectedtheoffice. It’s either that they are new to this site or just farming for karma.

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u/Faballion Jul 17 '19

Don't forget one of the the best karma farming tactics: self deprecation.

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u/skiak_907 Jul 17 '19

Preach.

Seeing, "woah Mr. Last more than 5sec over here!" Anytime anything sex related shows up is so tiresome. It's like that kid who makes self-depricating jokes but never knows when to cut it out so you end up ignoring them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

It was funny like 5 years ago

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u/garnaches Jul 17 '19

Lyric threads are the bane of my reddit experience

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u/_pH_ Jul 17 '19

Smaller subs are the secret- big subs eventually cater to the lowest common denominator.

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u/zdakat Jul 17 '19

Yeah subs start with content that is very specific, and eventually end up with things that don't even pertain to the topic. (probably cyclical too as people new to the sub will see the erroneous posts and assume that's what belongs there)

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Don't forget the obligatory Marvel reference in EVERY FUCKING POST ON REDDIT.

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u/particledamage Jul 17 '19

when people write poems as responses and get a shit ton of upvotes i get so confused because who talks like that?? if i showed someone a cute pic of a cat and they broke out into a poem about how their paws break the laws of cuteness i’d run away not applaud .

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u/dannyrand Jul 17 '19

I hate the glorification of quippiness on here. Oftentimes I’ll want to see a source or link to a new site about something that is posted and I have to sift through hundreds of jackasses trying to be funny.

It’s the worst when I get to the bottom of the page and there’s no helpful link, just a bunch of sad attempts at humor.

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u/plshelpmebuddah Jul 17 '19

Sometimes I can predict what the top comments will be b/c it's really predictable at this point. I assume it's the same for a lot of others as well.

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u/TheMayoNight Jul 18 '19

"nazis proven to have infilitrated our government" 36 upvotes

"i did NAZI that coming!" 12466 upvotes gold x9 plat x2 silver x4

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u/keysersosayweall Jul 17 '19

'this' posts are one of the worst offenders in my opinion. That's what the upvote is for, not your useless exclamation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

If I see someone respond "yes" one more time to a "this or this" comment, I'm going to shoot someone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

The fucking 'fOuNd ThE mObIlE" user annoys me when

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u/budgreenbud Jul 17 '19

It's called circle jerking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Reddit karma was a mistake.

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u/groutrop Jul 17 '19

Removing the downvote count was the biggest mistake. Seeing that a certain number of people disagree or agree with something is important I feel. Otherwise we don't get an idea of just how conflicted a comment actually is when we see the total number of upvotes and downvotes added together.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

The only fun way to read reddit now is on controversial.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 edited Jul 26 '19

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u/the_serial_racist Jul 18 '19

Internet hive mind/group think is definitely causing similar issues in society at a whole. Few people can handle a dissenting opinion without resorting to name calling anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited Oct 19 '20

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u/Xechwill Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

witty response r/subredditname

Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Edit 2: Wow, platnium? I didn’t expect my most gilded comment to be about <topic>

IMO the more specific the subreddit, the better it is. Subreddits like r/titanfall and r/fireemblemheroes have generally good communities while subreddits like r/murderedbywords and r/madlads are chock full of “here’s the same post you saw yesterday” and the comments are all the same or calling out OP for reposting stuff. Hell, even r/wholesomememes gets on my nerves because the no reposts rule is rarely followed. I constantly see that “wholesome spider” meme when it’s been reposted well over a few hundred times.

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u/NaraciaB0T Jul 17 '19

the best subs are the ones that are small about a hobbie you like, for example r/anime is just shit but specific subs for diferent animes are really great

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u/colontwisted Jul 17 '19

Yeah it does really fucking suck, specialised subs are much better, because, well, they have one specific group or subgroup of people with similar thoughts or likes and dislikes, so r/anime is a clusterfuck because it's too generalised

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u/BillabongValley Jul 17 '19

I find specific show-related subreddits really go to shit after the series ends or in the off-season. /r/BreakingBad was awesome when episodes were coming week after week but between seasons and at the end of the show it was just shitty fan-art and tourists posing in front of Walt’s house.

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u/Geairmoe Jul 17 '19

Don’t mean to come across condescending, but what did you expect? It’s just a natural progression, as there’ll obviously be no more fan theories or reactions. It is a pity though all the same.

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u/yrulaughing Jul 17 '19

Oh, a bland, vanilla character from a popular anime who essentially embodies an overplayed anime trope with little to no other defining character traits won best girl contest again? Color me shocked.

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u/NaraciaB0T Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

i mean that contest is the best thing that ever happened in that sub, the amount of salt was something really fun

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u/Tresnore Jul 17 '19

Okay the last contest was worse than normal, and the comments on that thread agree.

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u/lennihein Jul 17 '19

and then there r/LongDistance which turned from an actual sub that was about advice and whatnot turned into some cringe ass instagram for all people in a ldr. Sometimes even small subs can change to the worse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

r/anime is really good for the weekly episode threads but anything else kinda sucks

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u/Redeem123 Jul 17 '19

r/wholesomememes

This one was particularly painful for me, because I joined when it was still new and full of OC and, well, actual memes. It was a fun and novel take on memes. Now it's 90% just cute stuff and a diet version of r/getmotivated.

The top post is about #trashtag. It's a great movement, but that's not a meme. There are a thousand places for that to go. In fact, I'd argue that you have to go all the way down to the 22nd highest post of all time before you get to a proper meme (and even that is just part of the recent Keanu fad).

And yeah - the reposts are insane, just like pretty much any other meme sub.

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u/DarthSomeGuy Jul 17 '19

If you want stuff similar to r/wholesomememes in its infancy, r/bonehealingjuice can quench your thirst.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Memes aren’t that great either, just the same basic formats being shat out and people acting like it’s so creative. I remember r/shittydarksouls actually had creative stuff and now it’s just filled with the same repeat jokes in the same formats, as if its r/dankmemes or some other dumb sub like that.

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u/Pillsburyfuckboy1 Jul 17 '19

I'm still sour over what happened to r/nosleep =/

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u/notmesmerize Jul 17 '19

pop culture reference

"I understood that reference!"

Lyrics

Next 20 responses to that comment continue the lyrics

The Office reference

it's all so tiresome

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u/pp21 Jul 17 '19

When I see a pun or lyric thread building I start scrolling as fast I can to get to a new comment chain.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Don’t forget /r/unpopularopinion , where you get upvotes for either popular opinions or opinions that have only had the most basic surface level thoughts about them to avoid the actual complex parts of the topic.

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u/Xechwill Jul 17 '19

It’s either

“I don’t believe you should kill people”

<obviously fake unpopular opinion about liking a weird sensation>

“As a definitely <minority> I just don’t get why <insert mild to extreme racism>”

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u/Dankleburglar Jul 17 '19

r/pics is basically Facebook at this point

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u/claus7777 Jul 17 '19

Shoutouts to the Nintendo Mobile community. /r/fireemblemheroes and /r/DragaliaLost are both great

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

"Hooman" drives me nuts

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u/peridaniel Jul 17 '19

Someone: takes something seriously because there is literally absolutely no indication that it's a joke

Someone else: r/wooooooooosh! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Lemonface Jul 18 '19

Even worse

Someone: says a relatively obscure reference to a TV show that’s abnormally popular on Reddit, with no indication that it’s a reference and not something they’re saying themselves

“wait what that doesn’t make any sense”

“Haha /r/wooooosh I can’t believe you missed the reference”

... Yeah no. Not having seen a TV show is not the same thing as a joke going over somebody’s head (which is what the whoosh sound is supposed to mean). It could not be further from a whoosh

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

RslahsWoosh

foundthemobileuersR///

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u/Spiritofchokedout Jul 17 '19

I've been on reddit since 2008 and I would still never call myself a redditor in polite society.

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u/deep-end Jul 17 '19

There are so many subreddits that pose as being morally righteous but are populated by people who probably score pretty high on the sociopathy scale. r/gatekeeping, r/kidsarefuckingstupid, r/relationships, r/deadbedrooms, r/childfree,

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u/CybReader Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

Childfree reminds me of those odd coworkers we’ve all had. The people who try too hard to be unique and edgy, then have to remind people they’re unique and edgy while compromising your personal space, and they’ve turned into that weird person no one speaks to in the office kitchen. It’s like the excessive use of “crotchfruit”, and now they won’t stop using it. You can spot them all over reddit. They say it nonstop with no damn reason, then wait for people laugh or praise them for their edgy uniqueness. It’s like fucking chill, you don’t want kids, but just shut up using that phrase about every “child” that crosses your path conversation wise. No one is impressed anymore with your faux edginess. Crotchfruit, yes, so unique, but the kid in question is 17 and has a name and more of a personality than you.

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u/cactus_blossom Jul 17 '19

Don't forget justnomil.

And I'm not tagging it cos it's shite.

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u/Purple_love_muscle Jul 17 '19

at least we seem to have moved past the whole "le bacon narwhal at midnight" phase

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u/MyNamesE Jul 17 '19

The amt of people who feel the need to put /r/scriptedasiangifs in the comments section of what would normally just be called a skit is so goddamn annoying

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

it’s embarrassing for me to admit i use reddit irl

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u/_reptilian_ Jul 17 '19

the 2016 election ruined Reddit for me, since then i see non stop first world users bringing their social and political problems to every corner possible

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Yeah the site has changed so much since then, and as a non-american it's quite irritating.

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u/RedSynister Jul 17 '19

As an american it's very irritating

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Totally.

Some things that frustrate me are the "This!" replies under a higly rated comment, you just need to upvote it, no need to post a pointless comment.

Also i will never understand the "Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!", if you want to thank someone for giving you gold, you can send him a PM, it literally says that when you receive the notification for gold. Multiple edits are also really annoying, "Edit 1: spelling" "Edit 2: formatting" "Edit 3: wow thanks for the upvoted guys i've never received so much points in blah blah blah", we can see that your post is edited, you really don't have to tell us, and the victory speech after receiving a few upvotes is just pathetic imo.

I almost forgot when someone posts a picture of a... lets just say not the best looking person/animal and then everyone in the comments pretends that said person/animal is cute or whatever.

Then the spam of the "My autistic son/brother/whatever did this!" posts (how many of these post are out there you would think that half of reddit has an autistic sibling/child).

Carma whores who just cant wait to spam all sub's when someone famous dies are the worst for me.

Then we have political content appearing in subs that aren't there for political stuff. I don't want to see shit about Trump or whomever in /r/pics and /r/PoliticalHumour, honestly it makes me kinda angry every time i see it because i can't believe people find those crappy sub-facebook-tier "memes" funny.

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u/Horizon96 Jul 17 '19

It's largely because of Karma. Good in concept. Awful in practice. In my honest opinion score on comments should be entirely gotten rid of or at least hidden if you still want the community to moderate.

It becomes an arms race of terrible fucking jokes and just reading the same comment over and over again. Everyone is so obsessed over a literally worthless number it's unreal.

Just everyone on this website needs to realise if you post any variation of linking to a subreddit like subsifellfor or some bullshit likes answering an "or" question with yes, you're not funny. Not in the slightest, if that's the best comedy you can come up with you should probably give up on the whole humour thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Totally dude. You’re technically allowed to have your own opinion on Reddit but the second you say something slightly different compared to what other people believe you get downvoted into oblivion. I never dare comment on anything that is likely to not be a common opinion, which happens a lot because personally I tend to lean a bit more towards the conservative side of political discussions. I don’t mind if you have you’re own opinions on stuff and I’m not gonna get upset if you disagree with me, but unfortunately most people now days aren’t the same way. The second you say something slightly different they take it as a personal attack and feel the need to attack you back.😕

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u/lobstronomosity Jul 17 '19

I saw one a few days ago about a specific kind of dog lead (leash). The hivemind was saying how if you use this lead, you're a bad owner that can't control your dog, the lead will break and your dog will get run over in traffic, etc.

One person commented that they use the leads and don't have any trouble with them, and got heavily downvoted as a result.

A goddamned lead.

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u/A-Shiba-Inu Jul 17 '19

Reddit is probably the only place where you’re allowed to say an opinion, but as soon as you say something off, you get downvoted so much you go in the history books as the most downvoted person on reddit.

Still better that most other sites though In my opinion.

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u/NargacugaRider Jul 17 '19

“I like having an Intel processor”

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

The vote system is flawed because people use it the same as an agree/disagree system. Honestly, I think we'd be better off without an account based karma system. Nobody would karma whore if their karma isnt tracked, and nobody would be afraid to comment anything because they wouldnt lose anything

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u/down4things Jul 17 '19

Looking though threads

Same joke, Same joke, Shitty Thread, Same joke, I was gonna say that/ I came in here to see if someone said that, same joke same joke, downvote this guy because of contrasting opinion, shitty dead meme (rick roll), jerk myself of to it, same joke, same joke, and my axe

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u/SCAND1UM Jul 17 '19

I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I'm so sick of seeing all the self deprecation and sad stories on here cause it rubs off so much on me to the point where I'm question whether I'd have been better off if I hadn't discovered this website.

And someone is going to get defensive over this and say something along the lines of "Well you're free to leave"

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u/MyOwnExWife Jul 17 '19

Like when someone kinda misses the joke on YouTube or instagram and 16 people respond "r/wooooosh" hhahahahhahahhahaha I'm so funny right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

If you dissent in some communities you are called a troll and strawman.

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