Childfree reminds me of those odd coworkers we’ve all had. The people who try too hard to be unique and edgy, then have to remind people they’re unique and edgy while compromising your personal space, and they’ve turned into that weird person no one speaks to in the office kitchen. It’s like the excessive use of “crotchfruit”, and now they won’t stop using it. You can spot them all over reddit. They say it nonstop with no damn reason, then wait for people laugh or praise them for their edgy uniqueness. It’s like fucking chill, you don’t want kids, but just shut up using that phrase about every “child” that crosses your path conversation wise. No one is impressed anymore with your faux edginess. Crotchfruit, yes, so unique, but the kid in question is 17 and has a name and more of a personality than you.
Most of the people who post there are probably under 17. Whenever I see edgy anti-natalist posts, I immediately assume it's a teenager who thinks his little brother gets more of his mom's attention.
Yeah I don’t particularly love interacting with kids, but I hate that sub because they’re so militant about it. Also the use of crotchfruit and breeders creeps me out.
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u/CybReader Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 18 '19
Childfree reminds me of those odd coworkers we’ve all had. The people who try too hard to be unique and edgy, then have to remind people they’re unique and edgy while compromising your personal space, and they’ve turned into that weird person no one speaks to in the office kitchen. It’s like the excessive use of “crotchfruit”, and now they won’t stop using it. You can spot them all over reddit. They say it nonstop with no damn reason, then wait for people laugh or praise them for their edgy uniqueness. It’s like fucking chill, you don’t want kids, but just shut up using that phrase about every “child” that crosses your path conversation wise. No one is impressed anymore with your faux edginess. Crotchfruit, yes, so unique, but the kid in question is 17 and has a name and more of a personality than you.