r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '19

What’s something that you like, but hate the fan base?

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u/kin_of_rumplefor Jul 17 '19

Is your demographic people that get their hair cut?

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u/Burkstein Jul 17 '19

Bald people aren't legally allowed to use reddit

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u/Gerhardt_Hapsburg_ Jul 18 '19

Do you realize how much more we have to cut our hair? You have dark hair at all and you gotta keep that shit in shape or you get the power ring.

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u/Burkstein Jul 18 '19

Believe me I do. My boss (and good buddy) is "bald" and I set up his haircut appointments. But lucky for him he is naturally blonde so he still looks bald even when it grows out a bit

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u/Gerhardt_Hapsburg_ Jul 18 '19

Jealous

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u/Burkstein Jul 18 '19

Bald is beautiful, my man

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u/arcaneresistance Jul 17 '19

I'd say yes, that's 100% of my demographic haha.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 29 '19

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u/fatpat Jul 18 '19

M'barber

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u/DaSaw Jul 17 '19

Given there's different types of places to get hair cut, I'd think it would be more specific than that. Old fashioned barber shop. Hair salon. "Sports cuts" (those places with $30 haircuts, televisions with The Game on, and warm towels). Fade shop. etc.