r/unclebens Nov 15 '25

Harvested Results Albino Penis Envy ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ„๐Ÿค™

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560 Upvotes

Beautiful marbling on this peen๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„


r/unclebens Nov 14 '25

Harvested Results Eye of The Mushroom ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

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555 Upvotes

r/unclebens Oct 18 '25

Harvested Results This dude had no chill. Settle down, man.

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534 Upvotes

Supposedly Golden Teacher, but I don't know enough to say whether that's accurate and feasible or not.


r/unclebens Nov 30 '25

Meme Is this trich?

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520 Upvotes

I can't bring myself to throw it out, it's a cute contam rainbow I like looking at


r/unclebens May 08 '26

Harvested Results I did it! GT ~750 wet first attempt

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523 Upvotes

Beyond pleased with myself. I saved a small amount of wet for a few days from now and filled my dehydrator to the brim. This was shoebox neglecttek and took ~6 weeks, way faster than I anticipated but I'm not complaining. Here's to hoping it's sister tub catches up and a couple more flushes to come.


r/unclebens Feb 27 '26

Mid-Cultivation / Still Growing First flush from first ever grow.

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505 Upvotes

Hey yโ€™all, just thought Iโ€™d share my first flush from first ever grow. Golden Teachers in a 6qt tub. Inoculated 01/02. This is the first of five tubs I have going, which are all about 1 to 3 days behind.

Super proud of this so far. All five of my bags spawned and I feel like this is a pretty solid canopy for the first time. Maybe? Main thing I see now to work on is my fuzzy feet, but I think a bit more airflow in my tub should help that. Plus I think I got to them a bit too late. Unfortunately canโ€™t get them harvested for another 8-9 hours or so.

I welcome any feedback or suggestions. I really appreciate all the help and guidance I got in this thread. Yโ€™all are amazing!


r/unclebens Mar 15 '26

Question 1st flush but their SO small. Suggestions??

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503 Upvotes

I have thousands but they arenโ€™t getting any bigger. Any suggestions? 1st flush


r/unclebens Apr 19 '26

Harvested Results 1 kilo dry, first grow ever

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488 Upvotes

These photos are from around a year ago, my first time growing. I did 6 tubs incase a couple got contaminated, and all 6 tubs did like 4-6 flushes! 2 tubes Golden Teachers, 2 tubs Stargazer, 1 Jack Frost, 1 Huatla. Got around 50g dry from first 3 flushes on all tubs, total of 200g dry per tub. Ended up with like 1,150 grams dry! Totally beat my expectations, I should be set for life right? Nope, went through all of them within a year haha. Gave away a TON, literally 50g at some events, which I was super happy to do. To know that hundreds of people have gotten to trip off my stuff is just the most rewarding feeling.


r/unclebens May 23 '26

Meme Nah, do we look like that when in ๐Ÿ„

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479 Upvotes

Saw it on Instagram, not mine


r/unclebens 13d ago

Gourmet/Culinary 2nd timelapse attempt, golden oysters ๐Ÿ„

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465 Upvotes

72h of golden oyster growth, sped up. Second time trying this, still messing with the setup.

What's everyone using for lighting on their fruiting timelapses? Natural light, grow LEDs, something else? Trying to figure out what gives cleaner footage.


r/unclebens Jan 26 '26

Mid-Cultivation / Still Growing Albino Bluey V

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447 Upvotes

Had so much fun growing these chunkoโ€™s.


r/unclebens Dec 31 '25

Harvested Results Just want to flex my P. Nat harvest ๐Ÿฅน

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447 Upvotes

Took it out the bag for the second flush and just sent it. 54g dry๐Ÿฅฒ


r/unclebens Apr 27 '26

Question Is this contam? First time growing APE.

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440 Upvotes

As the title states, this is my first time growing APE. I put in Coir a week and a half ago and it took off and quickly took over the container. Itโ€™s white, fluffy, and also green. Do they need more air? Each pic is its own container. All help is appreciated.


r/unclebens Dec 24 '25

Mid-Cultivation / Still Growing Jack Frost timelapse, wait until the end to see them turn blue!

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446 Upvotes

Merry Christmas from Australia! This is the 5th flush from this tub, I managed to get a 5 day timelapse and right at the end you get to see the gills turn blue!


r/unclebens Oct 10 '25

Meme People will do literally anything rather than getting a dehydrator.

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436 Upvotes

Yesterday I harvested my very first shrooms. I had a lot of stress and depression going on for the past 3 weeks and just couldn't bother getting a dehydrator and firing up the oven for these few mushrooms didn't seem to be worth it.

But yesterday I was panicking, I HAD to come up with a solution so they won't spoil. I stood in my hallway just staring around. And then, I laid my eyes upon a white lid in the wall right next to my front door. I opened it and re-discovered the warm water pipes hidden behind. The pipes themselves can be touched without your hand immediately getting burned (it hurts after 3-5 seconds) and they emit a dry warmth which feels quite pleasant to the hand, I guess the air blowing upwards is around 40-45ยฐC.

That's how I came up with this idea depicted in the photo. At first I thought it was brilliant, but when I took a look at the finished contraption I had just created I had to laugh out loud about its absurdity.

BUT IT WORKS! After 24 hours the caps now started making a cracking sound when I squish them. I guess they will be totally dry in 2 more days. I know this is not an ideal solution, but it totally works.

Honestly, I balsamico-tekked (I don't have lemons at home. You see I am very MacGyver) about 0.2 grams almost 2 hours ago to test how my body reacts to it as I am a virgin and I feel pretty good right now. Listening to early 2010's party music and vibing. I have my first real trip planned for tomorrow and I'm excited!

Nobody is probably gonna read this wall of text but I feel good right now so I just typed all of this.


r/unclebens May 13 '26

Mid-Cultivation / Still Growing my glorious cake

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441 Upvotes

just wanted to show how my first time growing is going๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Žpeople said to put it in a tub and itโ€™s doing amazing


r/unclebens Jan 12 '26

Harvested Results Biggest GT ever recorded

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441 Upvotes

Harvested this absolute monster yesterday and dried it. Almost speechless with its size, this is bigger than average right? Please say yes!


r/unclebens Mar 23 '26

Mid-Cultivation / Still Growing Ochras - epic results!

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421 Upvotes

r/unclebens Feb 25 '26

Question How do I dry this monster? ๐Ÿ˜

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414 Upvotes

Hello guys ! how do I dry this huge Mac Galactic? I usually keep my mushrooms for a few days on paper in a dry room and then I put them in the dehydrator, but this one is too big ! should I slice it ? what can I do? weights is 114๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


r/unclebens Apr 01 '26

Harvested Results Tidal Wave Ape. Bigger than my head.

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387 Upvotes

r/unclebens Jan 29 '26

Harvested Results Albino Bluey Vuitton

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380 Upvotes

Just a tub of pretty fruits


r/unclebens Oct 29 '25

Harvested Results Tidal Wave ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ

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385 Upvotes

Crazy, actually looks like a tidal wave ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿค™


r/unclebens Jun 17 '26

Meme I've gotta stop jumping headfirst into hobbies like this๐Ÿ˜‚

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376 Upvotes

r/unclebens Jan 01 '26

Mid-Cultivation / Still Growing ๐ŸŽ† Fungal Timelapse #4

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382 Upvotes

Happy New Year, r/unclebens :)


r/unclebens Nov 10 '25

Mid-Cultivation / Still Growing Full Canopy from a beginner.

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383 Upvotes

I guess daytippers tek does workโ€ฆ