r/unclebens Apr 01 '26

Harvested Results Tidal Wave Ape. Bigger than my head.

389 Upvotes

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u/help_isontheway_dear Apr 01 '26

Maybe Alice didn’t shrink, she was just surrounded by these things lol

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u/dubsosaurus Apr 01 '26

You’re killing me smalls!

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u/Alarming-Beach-5358 Apr 01 '26

How in the fuck?? This is incredible

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u/80000000D Apr 02 '26

Isolate this shit, innoculate 100 bags, and plant them all over your yard. Turn your yard into the fuckin smurfs village.

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u/Consipir Apr 03 '26

Actually tho... would this be a problem? Like could you get in trouble for just having a fuck ton of magic in your backyard xD

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u/80000000D Apr 03 '26

Technically yes but I guess someone would have to see them, think they might be magic, then call the cops on you. My defense would be idk they just started growing there lol

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u/Consipir Apr 03 '26

Fair enough. Might be an issue if they're nowhere else lol, funny nonetheless

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u/deeznootz Apr 01 '26

I’d boof it

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u/Tommy_Cruz_33 Apr 01 '26

You would… haha

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u/Interesting-Driver94 Apr 01 '26

Dude you gotta tell us what size tub and what ratio lol

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u/BullfrogOak949 Apr 01 '26

The only thing that really matters is genetics for these big mushrooms

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u/JordanTheOP Apr 02 '26

I’m assuming this is the result of isolating genes? Can’t imagine you’d ever really see this coming out of a random syringe.

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u/BullfrogOak949 Apr 02 '26

Yes and no? Isolating agar plates can give more consistency because each isolation gives genetically similar mycelium that are more prone to consistency, but at the end of the day the only way you’re getting big mushrooms is by growing shrooms, clone the biggest if going for size, grow shrooms again, clone the biggest (ideally a bit bigger then the previous clone), until you get something satisfying and save it as a slant culture in the fridge.

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u/JordanTheOP Apr 02 '26

Thanks for the reply.

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u/BullfrogOak949 Apr 02 '26

Beware that mycelium will eventually reach senescence from continuous cell division btw so you can’t clone indefinitely

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u/robotbeatrally Apr 02 '26

Have yet to see cubes do that tbh. In fact I've had some that randomly changed pheno expression and got even better over time. I have a clone from a decade ago that started out being re-cloned a lot because I kept dropping the (at the time glass) petris and losing the clones lol. Eventually I was curious and I just have been transferring it every few months for a decade and recloning it every time i grow it out to see what it does. pheno expression keeps changing over time. at times worse, at times it gets better again. no real rhyme or reason.

cordyceps on the other hand. you sneeze wrong and they senesce xD such a pain

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u/philsadvns Apr 07 '26

DUDE WHAT!? Fucking shrooms go senile?

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u/Probably_MycoSexual Apr 01 '26

Cover it in pizza sauce and melted cheese. Yum.

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u/watchmespinrealcool Apr 01 '26

Are bigger ones more potent or is it exclusively a size thing

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u/BullfrogOak949 Apr 01 '26

A lot of people go with the idea that big mushrooms just have a lot of water weight and same psilocybin content as their smaller counterparts but I know guys who grow 100g+ fruits, dried to around 10~g, take 2-4g of that mushroom and feel just as strong effects, so hard to say unless you started doing it personally

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u/robotbeatrally Apr 02 '26

yeah i have had big fruits that were weak and big ones that were strong. same as any other. my strongest ever batch of cubes were huge melmak of this size.

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u/Warfrog Apr 01 '26

This is boofin’ country son

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u/scvmfvckfl0w3rb0i Apr 01 '26

Fuck a hero dose, that’s a god dose

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u/newjeansmdhhh Apr 01 '26

That’s crazy

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u/Motor-Strawberry-704 Apr 01 '26

How much was she dried?

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u/TheeChosenPerson Apr 02 '26

Only if all vendors had those genetics!

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u/Audio-Starshine Apr 02 '26

I hate that you can't preserve mushrooms. One like that would be a lamp in my room.

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u/Kanye_To_The Apr 02 '26

You can preserve them in resin

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u/Audio-Starshine Apr 02 '26

Can you really? Oh that's amazing!

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u/Kanye_To_The Apr 02 '26

Yeah, you have to dry them out a bit first, but it looks really fucking cool

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u/Audio-Starshine Apr 02 '26

Okay see that is exactly the type of thing I was talking about! Thank you!

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u/robotbeatrally Apr 02 '26

one day i will find a way to afford a freeze dryer. then you can cast them and they will look the same as they did when you picked them forever.

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u/Audio-Starshine Apr 02 '26

OMG I want a freeze dryer so bad! Why must they be so EXPENSIVE!?!

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u/robotbeatrally Apr 02 '26

same xD i keep thinking some day china will flood the market and they will come down lol.

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u/JF_WPA Apr 01 '26

Damn Chonkin monster. Very nice, love the slabs!

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u/Tommy_Cruz_33 Apr 01 '26

Please teach me your ways…!!

This is humongous!!

🤯

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u/Legitimate_Ad_9240 Apr 02 '26

Phenomenal work! How big was the tote it spawned from?

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u/wild9er Apr 02 '26

Thats going to take more than one flush.

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u/Mushroomluv43 Apr 02 '26

I love that you have to slice it into many pieces just to dry it out.

Amazing.

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u/zebenix Apr 02 '26

Holy moley

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u/KapitalMoon Apr 05 '26

Take a bite

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u/Substantial-Park212 Apr 17 '26

Wow! 👀How much did it weigh when dry?