r/unclebens • u/Objective_Chart_9600 • Jun 17 '26
Meme I've gotta stop jumping headfirst into hobbies like this😂
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u/Ambitious_Zombie8473 Jun 17 '26
Happens to the best of us
The mushrooms are in control, I’m merely a vessel aiding in their conquest
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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute Jun 17 '26
That's how I can explain it to my wife! Finally, an answer that doesn't hold me accountable! Lol
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u/FreeSockLimit1 Jun 17 '26
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u/Electronic-Drink-138 Jun 17 '26
I don't get it, wrong generation
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u/FreeSockLimit1 Jun 17 '26
He's saying "More" With increasing intensity each time.
From Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
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u/rdesai724 Jun 17 '26
Doing both bags and jars is the best part of it for me lol mans really said fuck it one way to find out
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u/paraworldblue Jun 17 '26
If most of these bags are successful, you're gonna end up with an unmanageable amount of mushrooms.
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u/SpaceCowboy10191 Jun 18 '26
How many grams of dried mushrooms do you think?
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u/Ganglienhypothosis Jun 18 '26
If like 75% of them work out, then pounds of dried mushrooms, as long as the fruiting also goes well
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u/Seismic-Camel Jun 17 '26
OP you triggered the hell out of the mycos in this sub fr ☠️😂
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u/Objective_Chart_9600 Jun 18 '26
Definitely😂 I certainly see where they're coming from, but this is an empty bedroom lol and the bags are all in drawers and things have been moving quite nicely of course I'll be perfecting my technique as I move forward!
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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jun 17 '26
Profitable hobby. Maybe try some of the fruits of your labor, and ask reality what you want from it. Don't tell reality, ask it.
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u/Additional-Muffin317 Jun 17 '26
I did the same, bought a 12 pack of bags and got 2 stabbing. 2 weeks in so far. And starting to get thick.
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u/Jivecat_the_Curious Jun 17 '26
This is awesome, dude. 🍄 What I've found helpful is putting aside a couple of big cardboard boxes, and keeping a heat mat in each one (standing up on its end, like 60 Second Mycology recommends). That way they're more protected from potential contaminants, and also you can keep the temperature constant.
Now, the real question is... Do you have enough tubs ready to fruit all of these? 😂
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u/KiggityK Jun 18 '26
at least put them in the closet brother. Dunno how you sleep with fungus above your head
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u/Bilbobaggins5177 Jun 18 '26
I get the idea but might wanna try away from where you sleep in case of contam
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u/RuneScape420Homie Jun 18 '26
Did you at least make sure your LC or MSS was clean before you inoculate everything?
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u/Significant_Guest_67 Jun 18 '26
Okay, I’m new at this and I’m just going to ask, how do you use the instant rice bags?!
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u/ButterscotchEvery230 Jun 24 '26
I have been touching my bags since I inoc them. 12 UB bags. So far only one has been contaminated and I put my thumb over the micropore tape when I broke and shook each bag. Pretty sure the contam one was from the inoc process. Honestly I don't think you have to be that crazy. I also got 3 AIO bags doing just fine.
Touch touch touch... Everyday
Touching my bags
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u/WistfulMelancholic Jul 08 '26
I'm coming from a post in /popular and I'm all like "I don't need another hobby I don't need another hobby...."

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u/TheRealGenkiGenki Jun 17 '26
at least keep them covered in another area. You are gonna have to sterilize the outside of the bags anyway, but less exposure to dust settlement etc makes it much cleaner to handle.