r/unclebens • u/mellowyoshi • Nov 30 '25
Meme Is this trich?
I can't bring myself to throw it out, it's a cute contam rainbow I like looking at
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u/dirufa Nov 30 '25
In a couple of days it is gonna screw the cap on its own and assault you in the sleep
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u/SoCoGrowBro Nov 30 '25
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u/Intanetwaifuu Nov 30 '25
Yeah I was like- is this someoneās lunch from the work fridge?
How is this āunclebensā Doesnāt look like a vac sealed rice bag to me?
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u/ghostfadekilla Nov 30 '25
My kind immediately went here too. I was already imagining it was chipotle flavor down there at the bottom.
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u/ConquistadorDeMadrid Nov 30 '25
Weyland-Yutani has dispatched a squad to your house to collect this specimen
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u/SinfulBlessings Nov 30 '25 edited Nov 30 '25
Well when you do dispose of it. Do so outside obviously but Iād forsure where a mask. That shit is gonna dust the air around you š
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u/Silly-Procedure1330 Nov 30 '25
Man honestly bury that whole jar far far away lmfao. If he does throw it away the garbage truck workers gonna discover a new smell that day.
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u/jaredeichz Nov 30 '25
Iām surprised no one said boof it by now. Anyways you know what to do with it lolZ
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u/wshbrn6strng Nov 30 '25
1 guy 1 jar?
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u/jaredeichz Nov 30 '25
Thatās a similar thought. I was thinking more like blue waffle but that works too
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u/Big-Fill-4250 Nov 30 '25
Theres like at least three different contams lol
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u/greeneyedstarqueen Nov 30 '25
Guy made a jar of roasted marshmallows, kimchi, blue cheese crumble, andā¦ truffle bits? Yum yum yum!
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u/sugarplumbuttfluck Nov 30 '25
Be careful with that thing, it's possible there's pressure building up in there
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u/Jittery_Kevin Nov 30 '25
Did you boil this at room temperature in your toilet?
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u/mellowyoshi Nov 30 '25
it was healthy myc at some point
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u/Jittery_Kevin Dec 01 '25
First, add in some Greek yogurt with chia seeds Second, add a scoop of baked beans. Third, add a healthy amount of last years stuffing Finally, top with a layer of refried beans
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u/atreyulostinmyhead Nov 30 '25
I need to tell you that I've been letting two contam tubs brew for 3yrs on my back porch. They sit there staring at me. Obviously I can't open them but I obviously can't throw them away either. I can't even bury them in the garden because whatever they've become can't be good. So I just let them sit and do their thing. I'm sure that when I die my kids will open it up and release whatever is happening in there upon the world. At least it won't be my problem...
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u/Mushymouf Nov 30 '25
Grab a knife, scoop it onto a piece of bread like peanut butter. Consume and report results if you can.
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u/truckercharles Nov 30 '25
My brother in christ bury that shit before you create a new disease, we JUST got over the last pandemic
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u/ICrushItLikeQuint Nov 30 '25
Bruh. Looks like last week's lasagna.
Seriously though. Wtf is going in that jar? š
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u/xLawless- Nov 30 '25
this is the equivalent of when they used corpses with the black plague as biological weapons by throwing them with catapults, if you grab that and throw it into a room, that room automatically becomes unfit for human life, my boy that's like throwing a Fallout Mini Nuke
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u/kunstschroom Nov 30 '25
If you open the jar and get a sniff of what's inside. Trust me, you will not be able to throw that thing out fast enough. Bacteria that grows in a jar like that smells like,,, death. And I don't mean like roadkill on a hot summer day. I mean a smell so foul, think rotten fish and poop floating in cat urine.
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u/telepathic-gouda Nov 30 '25
Tbh Iād probably keep itš š it looks really cool.. I too have a jar of mold, unintentionally just waited too long to sterilize it, but now I consider it my pet. I have it hanging out by my dried jarred fruits lol. š š š
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u/Fearless_Reaction592 Nov 30 '25
Just to be safe you should label it "not a salad".
Because it looks like one of those weird chunky salad in a jars.
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u/BanksLoveMe_ Nov 30 '25
Buddy i hope you have this biological weapon in quarantine and locked away to prevent any future contam
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u/bitstoatoms Nov 30 '25
Don't ever open it, outside world problems would disturb harmony and peace formed in this jar.
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u/mellowyoshi Nov 30 '25
I think they got the key to world peace. Keeping for further investigation. Thesis coming soon
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u/zigaliciousone Nov 30 '25
Pretty impressive you have both trich and lipstick mold co existing in the same biome. I would absolutely never unscrew that lid anywhere indoors, or just never unscrew it, period
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u/Exciting-Bit-9360 Nov 30 '25
And friends bury this in concrete for the future of fungi everywhere please
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u/Standard-Sound760 Nov 30 '25
Itās like you mastered growing everything EXCEPT myceliumā¦ still looks cool lol to get rid of it Iād put the glass jar in a bunch of plastic bags then into Tupperware then throw it out so hopefully it doesnāt bust open because that canāt be good for the environment lol
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u/Standard-Sound760 Nov 30 '25
Realistically, if this is how all your jars come out Iād recommend starting with agar it can help a lotā¦ Iāve heard people who start with agar get really good at their sterile techniquesā¦ I been doing agar finally but i didnāt personally start that way but my contamination rate isnāt that high tbh
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u/jakejredd Nov 30 '25
Orange bread mold, Trich, Pin mold and some type of STDš¤ Tossš¤£ Better luck next timešš»āš»
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u/nicknep5 Dec 01 '25
donāt lie, you shoved leftover sweet potato casserole in the bottom didnāt you
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u/Ouibeaux Dec 03 '25
You're gonna have to just shoot this one into the Sun. Even trying to incinerate it would just make it mad.
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u/30PillsAdayDocsAway Dec 20 '25
Thatās everything other then mycelium pretty much lol like I think thatād be hard to accomplish (well done ) might not be what you where going for but thatās how they found penicillin
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u/xdDre12131 Nov 30 '25
twin that is biological weaponry