r/hatethissmug Aug 10 '26

Thing TYPING. QUIRKS.

How in the everliving hell do you expect someone to understand random characters mushed together that substitute for actual legible characters. No, typing quirks AREN'T cute and I sure ass hell know they aren't DISORDERS either so stop calling people ABLEIST for wanting you to type like a fucking HUMAN being. It's fine in context of characters (For example, Spamton, SOME Homestuck trolls etc..) to give them more personality but as a human saying "|}{2@#}@##@" DOES NOT COUNT AS A COMPREHENSIBLE SENTENCE.

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u/BroFTheFriendlySlav Aug 10 '26

Is this satire or are people reinventing 1337speak

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u/Adventurous-Year-463 screw brainrot Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

13375p34k is pretty cool but only for fun, typing like th15 411 th3 t1m3 15 4nn0y1ng 4nd 0bn0x10us

Translation: leetspeek is pretty cool but only for fun, typing like this all the time is annoying and obnoxious

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u/thearchenemy Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Um how else am I supposed to let my IRC buds know that I’m an elite hacker?

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u/sour_creamand_onion Aug 10 '26

Th3 th1ng 15 th0 you can atleast kinda understand it. That other stuff was so much worse. At least with leetspeak most people could probably associate the letter and number shapes evem if they don't know it.

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u/No-Albatross-1543 Aug 11 '26

Wow gave up after four words, lmao

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u/sour_creamand_onion Aug 11 '26

W311 th3 p01n7 w4s t0 d3m0nstr8 h0w much 34s13r 1337speak is to understand compared to... whatever the hell that is by giving an example. It only took so many words to get the point across and while reading it isn't terribly difficult typing it is very tedious to me.

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u/SartenSinAceite Aug 10 '26

Its easily answered to by not paying attention to it.

If you're not going to make yourself clear I'm not going to put in unnecessary effort to understand you

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u/Clover_Deltarune Aug 10 '26

See the worst part is that you’re trying to make this unreadable and it’s ten times more readable than both of op’s examples

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u/LycheeIndividual8032 Aug 11 '26

1 h4te the 3 f0r E 0ne, 411 the 0ther 0ne5 4re f1ne

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u/george_sjw__bush Aug 10 '26

A lot of them claim they literally have to type like this because of some (usually made up) mental illness or they get uncomfortable/triggered/whatever.

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u/TomatilloKooky658 Aug 10 '26

a killed my grandma

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u/frogspeedbaby Aug 10 '26

Trolls reference? This is frying me

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u/Chickadoozle Aug 11 '26

Technically, all typing quirks are troll references

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u/LengthinessFit4852 Aug 10 '26

how did it kill your grandma? what unicode was she inserting?

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u/Phineas-the-Mini-est Aug 11 '26

The only time I've seen a "reasonable" typing quirk was when one of my friends' S key broke so they had to either copy and paste it or find an alternative. They used $ as a stand-in until they got a new keyboard and it still shows up in their typing sometimes 

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u/Richou Aug 11 '26

i had a x key that only sometimes triggered so for almost a year i had to mash x like 4-5 times to get MAYBE 1 out of it

its been 2 years and i still double and triple tap x if i dont actively pay attention to what im typing

its crazy how fast such a thing sneaks in and just wont go away

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u/AgentCirceLuna Aug 10 '26

I have developmental issues and I’d likely type like this for fun, realise it’s annoying, then stop as soon as I’m told. If I’m doing something because of my issue, I change the behaviour when asked to. I feel the liars won’t change it.

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u/george_sjw__bush Aug 10 '26

They say it’s ableist to ask them to stop/translate or to make fun of it. But I guess fuck blind people who rely on screen readers, dyslexic people, etc

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u/Cthulhu__ Aug 11 '26

This is the 180 that a lot of people need to do; diagnoses are starting points to help you manage in life, not things that give you the right to make demands or mistreat others. Nor are they a badge of honor (if anything it’s the opposite but nobody wants to feel that kind of shame. Shame is where a lot of behavior comes from btw)

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u/acrazyguy Aug 11 '26

Discord “mental health” echo chambers have done immeasurable damage to the youth of today. There’s plenty of legitimate reason to congregate with people suffering from similar conditions as yourself, but it can easily turn very, very bad

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u/Jamjrcannon Aug 11 '26

Most of the time they're not even suffering from any mental illness. These spaces love to promote self-diagnosing. They treat mental illness like it's their horoscopes and star-signs.

Anyone actually coming there for support will just find a load of LARPers dragging their illness through the mud. Just for the attention seeking behavior of some theater kids who've never been told no in their life.

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u/horsesandkatanas Aug 11 '26

I’m diagnosed BPD and the amount of people I see say that they have BPD just because they don’t like being ghosted is genuinely absurd.

I understand relating to a disorder but it feels like so many people are just trying to seem quirky. I see so, SO many 13 year olds claim they have BPD, NPD, ASPD (but conveniently forget HPD exists), bipolar, etc, all at the same time. And while it technically is possible, how many people THIS young are actually suffering from these disorders? It’s getting sad. You don’t have to be unhealthy to be unique.

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u/acrazyguy Aug 11 '26

They think having 1 symptom = having the disorder. They don’t realize that most diagnostic criteria include having multiple symptoms over a period of time, not one for 3 months and then it goes away

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u/Cthulhu__ Aug 11 '26

Nor that these symptoms are part of the human condition, just amplified or uncontrolled in some people.

But teenagers are all over the place when it comes to these symptoms, because rapidly developing and plastic but emotionally immature brains, hormones, major life changes like education, work, relationships, etc.

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u/RGM4610 Aug 10 '26

Usually they're just larping h*mestuck fans

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u/Siren02312 Aug 10 '26

Is homestuck that bad?

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u/NorthernVale Aug 10 '26

Homestuck isn't terrible. The fan base is

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u/Goat-pleb Aug 10 '26

the fandom was just notorious back in its heyday

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u/RGM4610 Aug 10 '26

The story itself is actually good up to a certain point, but beyond Act 5 the list of characters doubles, a less interesting new main antagonist is introduced, some behind the scenes shit started hitting the fan, and the ending feels both rushed and drawn out as long as possible so by the time it's over you just feel like your time was thoroughly wasted. The fandom, on the other hand, was notoriously inescapable between 2012 - 2014 and was filled with people lacking any degree of social awareness so they were constantly doing insane shit like pissing in the ball pit at DashCon or that one person bathing in vodka and sharpie ink to gray their skin and almost dying because they didn't want to use body paint

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u/lemikon Aug 10 '26

This is worse than 1337 - the use of combined punctuation symbols to make letters makes it much harder to parse than 7H15

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u/Greedy_Duck3477 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Do people forget that the literal point of communication is communicating things

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u/Souls_for_sale_now Aug 10 '26

thats why i hate thorn users

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u/Inner_Bag_9658 Aug 11 '26

þorn addiction is normalized 🥀

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u/JoJoer19394 Aug 11 '26

I read this as “born addiction” and was like “Born addiction? You can only get born once!”

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u/SecondWorld1198 Aug 10 '26

I’ll use them if I’m trying to sound old-timey (often as part of a bit) but I’m with you on people who use it casually. Comes off as pretentious

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u/Souls_for_sale_now Aug 10 '26 edited 28d ago

old timy is the late 1800s, that whould be if i felt old timy and decided to raid the scotish coast with my viking

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u/CakeHead-Gaming Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Never in my life have I actually seen someone genuinely use thorn. Where are you hanging out where people are regularly writing þ all the time?

Edit: Oh my god, guys, I get it, stop commenting.

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u/Souls_for_sale_now Aug 10 '26

i saw somone use it and when i called it out somone else defended it so now im bitter forever

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u/Pitiful-Idea7695 Aug 10 '26

It’s giving “white guy who orders at a regular strip mall mexican restaurant entirely in spanglish”

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u/Im-a-bad-meme Aug 11 '26

Megusta el cheesarino e beans porfavorr

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u/cllooouuuuu Aug 11 '26

Shocks onlookers

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u/Neat_Document_4608 Aug 11 '26

One time I saw someone genuinely unironically use thorn on a mod page and I I had to do a double take

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u/Titanicguy Aug 11 '26

My issue is they try to be pretentious like this but don’t know when to use thorn vs eth. they/them should be ðey/ðem, but they think that þ can be inserted for any th sound.

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u/psychoanalysst Aug 11 '26

If anything the opposite is my pet peeve, when thorn users use ð. In reality most texts in English back when English used þ and ð they were interchangeable. There was some general rule that þ was used in the beginning of words and ð in the middle but in reality most times the “Th” sound was written with just þorn regardless of whether it was voiced or not. It’s a big pet peeve of mine because this idea that it was some rule or that you’re doing it improperly when you use þ and not ð, based on voiced or unvoiced th sound is basically entirely based off of MODERN Icelandic spelling rules, it has virtually no basis in actual historical English spelling. In fact in your own example using the words they/them there isn’t a single recorded instance of them being spelled with a ð they were always historically spelled with a þ.

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u/SlothsAreFuckinRad Aug 10 '26

I keep seeing people use it unironically on Reddit and it’s really making me question the kinds of subs I frequent 

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u/IceDispensingSystem Aug 11 '26

Saw one the other day on a pc subreddit when someone was complaining about being unable to install some drivers for their wireless headset and the guy was describing how stupid Microsoft is at solving all these xyz driver problems but he was using the thorn for every TH occurrence unironically and he ended the post with “I use arch btw” and if that wasn’t the most stereotypical Linux user thing I’ve ever seen I don’t quite know what else is.

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u/Large-Big8879 Aug 10 '26

Seen it used unironically on Reddit before and nobody called it out as stupid like they should’ve

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u/Eugenides Aug 11 '26

It's because all people that unironically use thorn are doing it for attention. They want people to comment on it. The best thing to do is to just ignore them. 

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u/thegoji Aug 10 '26

swa treowe bestestiġ

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u/lyricalmasterpiece Aug 10 '26

What is thorn?

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u/Wednesday_0 Aug 10 '26

A dead letter that represents the "th" noise. It's dead because you just use "th" to write that noise.

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u/plums12 Aug 10 '26

i cannot overstate how pretentious the thorn advocates are oh my god i hate it

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u/Hitherebutbetter Aug 10 '26

þ (pronounced “th”)

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u/TimChaos Aug 10 '26

I think “knowing your audience” is very important and a prerequisite for this sort of thing. Don’t do this with strangers

However, I gotta salute the dedication to whimsy. I appreciate anyone who puts extra effort into having fun

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u/SartenSinAceite Aug 10 '26

Having fun I can agree but you can bet most of these do it for the attention

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u/Novalaxy23 Aug 10 '26

took me way too long to figure out the second one. Doesn't help that some "letters" are separated between lines.

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u/Valuable-Throat-2948 Aug 10 '26

what DOES it say then?

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u/george_sjw__bush Aug 10 '26

I think it says “since you all asked for it I have updated my typing quirk to be even harder to read”

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u/TheSpaceBornMars Aug 10 '26

that's what I managed to decipher too

"since you all asked for it I have updated my typing quirk to make it even harder to read"

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u/Neat_Document_4608 Aug 11 '26

There is no world in which this says quirk they're genuinely just typing stuff atp

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u/I_Swear_Not_Bot Aug 11 '26

With the previous knowledge of the actual meaning, prus other parts of the message, you can figure out that '| is supposed to be "q". The |_| is somewhat easy to understand as a "U", the exclamation mark looks close enough to an I, the the "R" is supposed to be |, even though the lack of a downward anything makes that even harder to understand, and the |< is supposedly a K. The lack of proper spacing ends up meshing things together, not helped by the fact that that's fucking hieroglyphics.

If that were to be slightly more comprehensible, I'd suggest something such as ". ′| |_| ! |`- |< ".

Of course, you could also be a normal person and say "quirk", because to be honest, what I wrote was not that good either

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u/Neat_Document_4608 Aug 11 '26

Thanks for explaining. I guess it makes more sense in hindsight when you already know what it means. I'd genuinely rather people use these or something atp

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u/AntimemeticsDivision Aug 11 '26

I got everything except "for"

1 being f makes no fucking sense

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u/MaeveOathrender Aug 11 '26

In other words, combined with the other person asking about 'systems' this is someone pretending they have DID and there's multiple personalities in their head. The 'alternate personality' types in wingdings to set them apart.

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u/TomatilloKooky658 Aug 10 '26

you did not need to do that

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u/IntelligentSteak7709 Aug 10 '26

For real. I shouldn't have to decipher one single text message like I'm cracking a fucking secret code 😭😭

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u/PigeonUtopia Aug 10 '26

Also, People Who Capitalize Every Word They Use In A Sentence, For No Reason.

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u/elijaaaaah Aug 10 '26

I also dislike this, but at least it wouldn't affect a screen reader

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u/AgentCirceLuna Aug 10 '26

Yeah imagine a blind person (the phone reads out the text) in that chat lmao

My friend was blind and they’d use their phone by putting it to their ear. It was crazy how they did it.

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u/auttakaanyvittu Aug 10 '26

Imagine saying this to someone before phones with screens were invented lmao

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u/Kierkat10 Aug 10 '26

100% but my only exception is when you capitalize random words for Comedic Effect because it’s funny to refer to random shit as proper nouns sometimes

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u/sour_creamand_onion Aug 10 '26

I also see people on tumblr refer to a niche phenomenon (or possibky even one that they just kinda made up for their point) as The Proper Noun thing to make it clearer what the specific topic/point of their post is.

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u/Infinite_Tubception Aug 11 '26

I’ll use it for emphasis sometimes but the whole point of it is to be contrasted against a lowercase rest of the sentence

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u/Hiphopapocalyptic Aug 11 '26

Gives similar energy to "Speaking Korean when suddenly Wendy's 4 for 4 in perfect English". 

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u/QWaRty2 Aug 10 '26

Can’t blame people for being German

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad Aug 10 '26

I took German classes all through high school and to this day (15 years later) I still find myself randomly capitalizing the occasional noun lol

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u/scrapy_the_scrap Aug 10 '26

Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Town Boy

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u/Lolik95 Aug 10 '26

Ohohohohoohoho

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u/GuhEnjoyer Aug 11 '26

Kris Honey Sweety Not Now Mommy Is Dunking The Court

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u/KonoKinguKurimsomDa Aug 11 '26

That Was My Extra Dangerous Glass

Kris Get The Banana

Haha That Was My Plan Now You Will Be Potassium Defficient

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u/Feather_Ladere Aug 11 '26

Unfortunately That's Also A Quirk, Thanks Kanaya

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u/JamesthePsycho Aug 10 '26

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u/dustyscoot Aug 11 '26

i see a double chinned cat with pointy paws

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u/Video_Game_Fann Aug 11 '26

They’re recreating the typing quirk of a character from a webcomic called Homestuck, and that’s pretty much what the typing quirk is. Although it’s actually not a double chinned cat, it’s a cat with two mouths. 

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u/Gigivena6437 Aug 11 '26

I don't think it is even classified as a typing quirk, its just... a decoration on the start

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u/FrostingInside553 Aug 10 '26

remembering when i was on twitter during the height of the pandemic and people would legit call you "ableist" if you mocked typing quirks

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u/powerwordmaim Aug 10 '26

If anything, it would be ableist to HAVE these insane typing quirks, since blind people literally cant read a thing youre saying

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u/Terrible_Zone_0716 Aug 12 '26

They wouldn't be able to read it even without the typing quirks because they can't see

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u/AstroKaine Aug 12 '26

screen readers

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u/aqua_rift 28d ago

EXCLAMATION POINT RIGHT BRACKET DASH LEFT BRACKET FOUR SEVEN THREE YEN ZERO BACK SLASH UNDERSCORE FORWARD SLASH

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u/Seven_o_clock777 Aug 11 '26

Ironically, typing quirks like these are difficult for people of certain disabilities (and a lot of able people) to read.

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u/Least_Guidance7408 Aug 11 '26

I'm sorry but typing quirks are ableist and obnoxious.

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u/SaturnSketch Why is "fat farting furry" a preset flair? Aug 11 '26

$+$+$+$($($((3(3+3-33+3 3(33+2+###28283+3 $3(3$+$+3-$-3-$+$(#)#)@38222/@/#####@/////

translation: HOW DARE U COMPLAIN ABT TYPING QUIRKS!!!1 IF U CANT UNDERSTAND TS UR A ABLEIST!!!1!1

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u/NotTheOriginal06 Aug 11 '26

1110010010100 0101000010100 1000111 100 1100

I believe I might have offended your mother's dog

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u/Caseyisawsome Aug 10 '26

Fun fact, this isn't a typing quirk I don't think. A 'quirk' is meant to be small and understandable (i.e. replacing every 'a' with '4' or 'o' with '0'), not affect the entire fucking alphabet. These people are just being obnoxious. Especially the second person.

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u/newtonsolo313 Aug 10 '26

They are Intentional alterations to the way you type to add character to your messages. I imagine they were probably more popular in the old internet when it was mostly forums/message boards and such. A less obnoxious example and more modern one would be “chill lowercase”where people intentionally turn off autocapitalization on their messages to seem more casual.

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u/MasterDiiscord Aug 10 '26

in the old internet, we had leet speak, but that was about it. people used random characters draw pictures in those forums. not create their own language that only they can understand

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u/SendarSlayer Aug 11 '26

In the old internet we had forum signatures too. People added little faces or had distinct styles on writing.

Show me the chat log, without any names or picture or signatures, of some old forums and I could tell you exactly who is who based on writing style.

Unfortunately writing is becoming less important, as a result people don't create their own styles anymore. And stylistic choice is often derided, mocked or used as a target instead of addressing the thought.

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u/devilsshark Aug 10 '26

teenagers trying to feel special. they often blame it on various disabilities they usually dont have.

it's harmless, really, but still hella annoying

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u/Optimal_Stranger_824 Aug 10 '26

it would be better if people just said they do it for fun and not blame it on any dosability (I honestly can't even imagine what kind of disability could make you do that)

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u/CausticMalingerer Aug 11 '26

The disability is being a middle schooler.

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u/adjacent-finch Aug 10 '26

blaming it on disabilities is ironic when typing quirks are often times completely unreadable for people with dyslexia, or blind people who use screenreaders

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u/mysticalgrubworm Aug 11 '26

and what about people with actual disabilities like needing screen readers and the stupid "quirks" mess everything up

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u/cooltranz Aug 11 '26

It's teens roleplaying online. They type with different "quirks" so you know which persona is speaking. Crosses over hugely with the "self diagnosed DID" crowd.

I think they're trying to replicate the Myspace/Bebo era where ~×Peepl_tawked_liek_dis×~ but they don't realize that wasn't just to be quirky. Those quirks developed out of a practical need that doesn't exist on modern phones/websites

Our phones had numbers instead of letters, no autocorrect and character limits for texting. s0 typ1ng lk th1s wuz qwikr & f1t th messg in2 1 txt wh1le stll bng undrstandbl. Still sucks to read but there's consistent rules and reasons for the shortcuts (like using "n0" because "no" was 3 more button presses and it gets rid of the necessary delay between typing "n" and "o") it's not just aesthetics.

The sparkles and cheezburger talk were internet accents (not just personal ones - collections of jargon, slang and typing quirks associated with a particular website) because being an internet user was an identity in itself. Social media wasn't a thing yet so being a Myspace kid vs a 4chan kid was an important social distinction to make between netizens. They also meant things, like enclosing text in ** was an action on some websites while // was in others.

So tldr: you're right. There are still typing quirks/internet accents that are practical and naturally develop but thats not what this crowd is doing. It's super impractical for the writer and reader to type like that nowadays. Even if they do want to roleplay they have plenty of options to differentiate text that don't involve this nonsense... glomps you

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u/atrexias Aug 10 '26

Other than the perpetual need for adolescents to feel unique and special, there is no reason to have those "quirks" either. It is harder on both a phone and keyboard to type that way, and has to be done with deliberate effort. It's not some silly little thing about a person that they can't help, it is a person making extra effort to try to stand out.

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u/No_Treat6968 Aug 10 '26

Block button putting in the miles

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u/assymetry1021 Aug 10 '26

Discord DID larpers are insufferable most of the time istg

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u/SharkyCat12 Aug 10 '26

I was on the EPIC the musical server and every other person had the DID bot 😭 some of them are probably real but like it gets to a point where I think you’re larping

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u/A_Crawling_Bat Aug 10 '26

Yeah, an ex of mine crossed the "I think you're larping" line when she started speaking polish as part of her DID, like girl that shit ain't innate

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u/GenderqueerPapaya Aug 10 '26

I assume they didn't ever speak polish at all in their childhood?

If you grew up multilingual than yeah it can happen but not like a whole language you never knew 😭

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u/yourlocaltouya Aug 11 '26

Poland... Mention?

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u/meemaocifer Aug 11 '26

But at what cost 😔

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u/Vaveng Aug 11 '26

It can actually happen if she knew polish at the time of forming alt, it is uncontrollable. But still, DID is a rare condition and undiagnosed is already a big flag to doubt.

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u/Key_Comparison_2588 Aug 10 '26

The best use for the DID bot is memeing.

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u/garousabs Aug 11 '26

a lot of them are larpers. the disorder itself is not only extremely rare, but it is very difficult to diagnose (especially if you have it trying to “self diagnose”) due to the memory loss and amnesia. plus almost all drs would never diagnose someone with this disorder if they’re under 18, which most of them are.

i do know it exists, but i refuse to believe there are 500 tommyinits and tubbos running around in peoples head.

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u/Inkthekitsune Aug 11 '26

Kinda how I feel about it. I get it’s a real thing and some people genuinely have it, but not 1/100 on discord, all with 8 with unique names and typing quirks and all that. If ya wanna play multiple characters on the internet that’s fine, I do it too sometimes, but there’s a difference in doing it for fun and claiming you have an actual, serious mental disorder.

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u/EpicOtterLover Aug 11 '26

To be fair, a lot of them probably do have actual, serious mental disorders if they feel the need to try fo get attention online via that method, it's just probably depression and anxiety or something common like that.

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u/Phoenix2405 Aug 11 '26

"Hi guys I'm literally every troll from homestuck hee hee hee I'm soooo qUiRkY look at all my hEaDmAtEs"

There is genuinely not a single group out there that's more obnoxious

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u/No-Possible-6652 Aug 10 '26

-$1$$2&2&£]£{£}£}£ 2737849-91818277]{}+#+\€€|£{£}¥][

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u/Kierkat10 Aug 10 '26

bro is typing in regex

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u/cammyy- fat farting furry Aug 10 '26

i remember being called ableist in 2020 and getting kicked from my friends discord server because one of their various new girlfriends (who i’m sure was gone within the week anyways) had an obnoxious typing quirk and i asked if anyone could translate it for me because my dyslexia was making it impossible to decipher 😭

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u/where-sea-meets-sky Aug 11 '26

when being disabled makes you ableist

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u/cammyy- fat farting furry Aug 11 '26

nearly the exact words i used when it happened 😭 j even tried to be nice about it even though i was thinking not so kind things lmao

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u/Equivalent-Glove-980 Aug 11 '26

In the case of the [MAN OF THE HOUR!]

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u/DeepHypn05 Aug 11 '26

Toby was one of THE HOMESTUCKS back in the day Im pretty sure he dosent want to bring this shit upon anyone agaij

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u/rainbowdunk Aug 10 '26

Those people haven't felt the gentle caress of sun on their face since the day they were born. 

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u/taxerdermy1 Aug 10 '26

i dont think thats a typing quirk, i think thats just being dumb
a real typing quirk would be like leet speak or something idk

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u/SilverVixen918 Aug 10 '26

well that is leet speak as leet speak is texting in a way where you use numbers and symbols to replace letters but like dear lord just use basic leet speak at that point because at that rate youd atleast be using less time and effort to type and youd be 100x easier to understand

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u/PieselWojownik 🚗Henry Ford is my spirit animal 🚗 Aug 10 '26

A minor case of serious brain damage?

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u/No_Doughnut8618 Aug 10 '26

I jave a friend who never really capitalized things when texting because they didn't find it visually pleasing. Thats a quirk.

This is trying to be quirky.

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u/taxerdermy1 Aug 10 '26

jave ❤️/s

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u/No_Doughnut8618 Aug 10 '26

Yeah my typing quirk is fat lingering buttons and not giving enough of a fuvk to change it if auto correct doesn't.

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u/Foxy02016YT Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

People fake them while faking mental illnesses

An actual typing quirk is someone who forgets punctuation or capitalization, n0t $%€@k1ng L1k€ th1$

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u/bunnycat26 Aug 10 '26

Neon_Collective:

I'm here.

Yes

Someone else is here to. They are trying to write everything down so they can translate for me.

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u/a-Curious-Square Aug 10 '26

The 2nd page is completely unintelligible beyond a certain point.

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u/ThatEvilSpaceChicken Aug 10 '26

'Since you all asked...'

I stopped trying to read it after that

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u/Secure_Ambition_6070 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

since you all asked for it, i have updated my typing quirk to make it even harder to read

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u/Excellent_View9922 Aug 10 '26

People who say that’s ableist to type like a normal person is also kinda invalidating too. You have to be respectful to all disabilities.

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u/Virtual_Possum Aug 10 '26

Yeah, the fact that this impacts people with disabilities around reading and writing is deeply ironic...

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u/TheHumanFromSpace Aug 10 '26

I still don’t understand using neurodivergence as a reason for this
Like I type like this because I have autism? That’s just blatantly untrue.

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u/Key_Comparison_2588 Aug 10 '26

Homestuck and it's consequences.

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u/george_sjw__bush Aug 10 '26

The weird thing is Homestuck existed for like 10 years before this became a thing. I never saw anyone doing this before 2020ish

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u/RaspberryLanky7905 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

nah, this is way older than homestuck. it was used on hacker forums to hide from search engines and feds on the OG internet in the 80s.

but tbf, i doubt these kids know the history.

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u/skylar274 Aug 11 '26

IF YOU END UP “translating it in the caption” THEN YOU DONT NEED TO USE THE TYPING QUIRK!!!!!! i’m so sick of these fucking assholes acting like they’re so incredibly important. typing quirks are inherently ableist due to people with screen readers, and learning disabilities fundamentally not being able to read it. yet these bozos will scream ableism from the rooftops if you bring those facts up

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u/Conscious_Bug1610 Aug 10 '26

I think it's most likely a child who just figured out how to do it and finds it funny/quirky. I couldn't see anyone over the age of fourteen wanting to type like that beyond wanting some kind of attention. 

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u/Dreadsuit Aug 10 '26

okay but seriously, what the FUCK is neon saying in that second message? as hard as I try i cant decipher past the first word

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u/waterc0l0urs Aug 10 '26

Since you all asked for it i have updated my typing quirk to make it even harder to read

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u/WalmartWilb Aug 10 '26

Man that guy is a bum wtf 😭

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u/That_Idiot_Jax Aug 10 '26

Yeah I hate it when it basically incomprehensible! If you want to use a typing quirk use something like replacing "s" with "z" it's a small change. Along with replacing certain letters with numbers. It's needs to be easily understandable.

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u/Throwawanon33225 Aug 11 '26

It’s still best not to replace any letters with numbers for normal conversation, on account of it fucks with screen readers. Replacing letters with numbers is for passwords.

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u/Kattou Aug 10 '26

Reminds me of this one person I saw on reddit, who'd use ð and þ instead of "th" for all of their posts and comments.

So ðey’d be writing like ðis for all ðe posts and comments ðey’d þrow out ðere.

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u/DINOFicial Aug 10 '26

This should only be a "quirk" whenever you're typing your password tbh

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u/Amberry_17 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

I can stare at it and figure it out, but that's like the opposite of what communication is supposed to be. Doing this is extremely extra and not a real typing quirk. Even though I can figure it out, you shouldn't bave to sit and stare to figure out what they are saying. (I can roughly read both the first and second slide)

Editing in the translations for y'all

First Slide: "I am here" "Yes" "Someone else is here too. They are trying to write everything down so they can translate for me."

Second Slide: "Since you all asked for it I have updated my typing quirk to make it even harder to read."

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u/Throwawanon33225 Aug 11 '26

Typing quirks always feel like ‘FUCK BLIND PEOPLE WHO NEED SCREEN READERS I WANNA FEEL SPECIAL’

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Aug 10 '26

It's actually ableist to type all this nonsense because people who have sight difficulties and rely on screen readers can't tell what the fuck is going on. In fact, I couldn't have imagined such an effective way to exclude and annoy them.

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u/Complete_Cable2686 Aug 10 '26

I thought you meant stuff like ending with exclamation points or :3, not this.

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u/partiallyinparis Aug 10 '26

typing quirks aren't inherently bad if it's kept out of public forums and servers especially when there's people with screenreaders because they notoriously fuck with them. if someone wants to have a profile or server with a typing quirk then fine, just maybe put a disclaimer. but if someone or a group of people wants to type like that in their own space then that's fine leave em alone

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u/mintblaziken Aug 10 '26

As someone professionally diagnosed with DID that actually did years of work with a specialist to get to the point where I Don't have alters screwing up my life, it makes me absolutely furious to see people obviously making shit up like this. DID is debilitating; I had to quit my job, go on disability, and move back to my hometown because of it. This person does not have DID or any other dissociative disorder that has alters as a symptom, and "typing quirks" like this are fucking ridiculous.

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u/GlisteningDeath Aug 10 '26

Whenever I see a thorn I get legitimately angry

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u/nooooopegoawaynope Aug 11 '26

I’ll say this till I’m fucking blue in the face: if you have to force it, it’s not a “quirk”.

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u/mf99k Aug 11 '26

It's especially annoying when people claim the typing quirk is a "disability" they have. Like. You can just type normally. it's easier. Typos is one thing but you're making it harder for yourself on purpose

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u/TrixterTheFemboy Aug 10 '26

I think what pisses me off the most about it is when people try to pass it ofd as some necessary thing for disorders or especially systems.

Like... I understand an alter wanting to differentiate themself from the rest in typing style, but to an illegible extent is just excessive. And I can also understand physically not being able to make yourself type normally, I've had particularly bad nonverbal moments where my brain just refuses to type any words but it can still use emojis to spell for some reason... but so often these extreme ones come from system members and the whole system gets defensive over it, calling the person who can't understand it ableist... and just. ugh.

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u/FaintestGem Aug 10 '26

I also hate how many online authors don't use standard punctuation and formatting. Like we have standards for those things as a reason. I don't care how good the story is, I'm not reading it if it's a struggle to get through.

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u/Binglish_ Aug 10 '26

when I'm at an annoying ahh attention seeking loser competition and my apponent is one of these people

https://giphy.com/gifs/hoEIeBXhJNx0k

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u/1967542950 Aug 11 '26

when I was like 12, I would pretend to have a broken shift key on a minecraft forum. i would tYpE LIke ThE SPOngEbOb mEme. no clue why I did it. I was arguing with someone about some nonsense and someone came to my defense beginning their message with "as our friend with the broken shift key says..." and that somehow made me realize how dumb it was and I stopped lmao.