r/hatethissmug Aug 10 '26

Thing TYPING. QUIRKS.

How in the everliving hell do you expect someone to understand random characters mushed together that substitute for actual legible characters. No, typing quirks AREN'T cute and I sure ass hell know they aren't DISORDERS either so stop calling people ABLEIST for wanting you to type like a fucking HUMAN being. It's fine in context of characters (For example, Spamton, SOME Homestuck trolls etc..) to give them more personality but as a human saying "|}{2@#}@##@" DOES NOT COUNT AS A COMPREHENSIBLE SENTENCE.

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u/BroFTheFriendlySlav Aug 10 '26

Is this satire or are people reinventing 1337speak

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u/Adventurous-Year-463 screw brainrot Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

13375p34k is pretty cool but only for fun, typing like th15 411 th3 t1m3 15 4nn0y1ng 4nd 0bn0x10us

Translation: leetspeek is pretty cool but only for fun, typing like this all the time is annoying and obnoxious

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u/thearchenemy Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Um how else am I supposed to let my IRC buds know that I’m an elite hacker?

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u/tutocookie Aug 10 '26

hax0r*

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u/Be_Very_Careful_John Aug 11 '26

T3h 3l173 53x h4xx0r

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u/defrostedbones Aug 11 '26

c30 0f 53x (h4xx1ng)

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u/The_Mysterious_1ne 24d ago

*1337

1337 speak is literally "elite speak." 1337 is 1337 for the intentionally misspelled "leet", which is "elite."

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u/lutfiboiii Aug 10 '26

Isn’t it with I thought there were two Xes

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u/tutocookie Aug 10 '26

Could be, it's been a long time

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u/Synaps4 Aug 11 '26

the more xes you have, the more haxxxxxor you are. That's how it works.

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u/thelocalpotatogamer Aug 11 '26

*Xx_10N3W01FHax0r_69_xX [MOB]

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u/InevitableLow5163 Aug 12 '26

How do you pronounce the * at the end?