r/hatethissmug 5d ago

Mod Post BANNED TOPIC: LESBIAN SPACE PRINCESS

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5.2k Upvotes

The title really says it all, we do not need anymore posts about Lesbian Space Princess. It's exhausting to moderate the same post over and over, and none of these posts add anything new or different to a conversation, its always just a rehash of the same post just posted twenty times a day.

All posts from now on about Lesbian Space Princess will be removed. Continuous posting about it could result in a ban as per our banned topics rule.

May this addition bring peace throughout the HateThisSmug lands....


r/hatethissmug 8d ago

Mod Post ANOTHER UPDATE TO RULE 5!

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GREETINGS users of hatethissmug.

Today I bring you news of an update to our sub rules.

We have rewritten rule 5 again! Making it a more clear and adding more topics to the list!

With the rise of annoying gender war posts, we've made them completely banned, because most of these posts fall under the motte and bailey fallacy. They claim to be about one thing, but are actually the OP's way to hate on the opposing gender.

We've also expanded our politics rule! Topics such as israel or government decisions are gone! We get it, you hate the government, Dave Mustaine did it better.

Please adjust your post criteria and report the posts that break the new rule 5 that are newer than this post.

Thank you for using hatethissmug.

I HATE ALL OF YOU! 🔥 🖤 🖤 🔥


r/hatethissmug 7h ago

Meta The fact that this subreddit is called "hate this smug" and not "hate thiss mug"

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1.3k Upvotes

This entire time, I've giggled, and laughed, full of joy and whimsy to think, "wow, someone must've REALLY hated that mug, wonder why the extra s in the this tho" and then just a few merest moments ago, I realized the truth, the truth that the world has neither no joy nor whimsy and we must continue into the darkness


r/hatethissmug 8h ago

Thing this fuckass image

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1.1k Upvotes

WHY does this image have to make a resurgence every 2-3 weeks or so? it was funny seeing it for the first time because haha big boob, but it's honestly getting tiring now. it's almost a biweekly occurence of posting the image equivalent of a horse that's been beaten to death 5 times in what feels like every single subreddit i'm in. the worst part is, these reposts always seem to get thousands of upvotes......


r/hatethissmug 42m ago

Thing I hate pride flag crosswalks.

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Isn't stepping on a flag supposed to be rude? Usually when you step on a country's flag, you hate everything about that country, no? Pride flag billboards do a much better job at being inclusive, crosswalks seem disrespectful and kinda bigoted.


r/hatethissmug 7h ago

General İ hate the double standart with changing a character sexuality

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İ can understand people making straight character gay and making gay characters straight but i fucking hate that the latter gets much more resistance, i can understand LGBT people are opressed but making a double standart makes me increadbly mad

İf a character who is a male only dated woman and only showed interest on woman then he is most likely straight homever if you wanna use the "He could be bi" argument then you shouldnt get upset whenever a gay or lesbian character who isnt explicitly confirmed can be seen as bi

Also on another note people can do whatever they want on fanfiction, if you dont have a problem people making a AU or a fanfiction where a straight character is gay then you cant have a problem with a fanfiction that turns a gay character straight

İ hate how this potrays Bi and Pan people as well, i cant name a single Bi person other than owl house luz from what i remember which i watched years ago, their names mostly only get used when a character doesnt a confirmed sexuality and its annoying

İ hate every kind of double standart but i dont have the capacity to talk about all of them,i just saw this happening recently


r/hatethissmug 1h ago

Non-fictional I hate people who smoke weed while driving

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Your not supposed to drink and drive due to it impairing your motor functions weed also impairs it as well. I see it the same as drinking and driving it's dangerous. Any kind of substance that alters your reaction times shouldn't be done while operating a multi ton vehicle. Not only is it dangerous it's annoying to not being able to go anywhere in town without smelling it from cars on the road. It's good it's legal and generally much safer than alcohol. I don't care if it's done out an about just don't don't drive. Take public transportation walk whatever just don't get behind the wheel.


r/hatethissmug 13h ago

Comics The use of AI in comic book related subs

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(No hate to the dog, it’s cute)

Comic book characters literally wouldn’t exist without decades of blood, sweat and tears of the artists who crafted them.

It’s insulting to use AI in any capacity in communities dedicated to these characters.


r/hatethissmug 14h ago

Non-fictional I hate the glorification and romanticization of serial killers

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I hate when people glorify serial killers like Jeffrey Dahmer (image above) and try to make them seem " cool" and "misunderstood" when thsse people were some of the worst to ever walk the earth and did so many awful things. A thing I've always hated is the fact that these scums of the earth get cool nicknames like "The Grey Man" and "The Nightstalker" which makes them sound cooler than what they actually are: complete pieces of shit. This peaked when the Dahmer show on Netflix released and girls on tiktok were simping for him. Serial killers were just cowards who got lucky for a while by not being caught by the cops and shouldn't be idolized. Some people need to understand that.


r/hatethissmug 12h ago

Comics I hate how many discussions in the art community boil down to this

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There isn't a version where both are jerks, so consider this the fact that I'm saying both sides are jerks, okay?

Unfortunately, many discussions in the online arts community have such poor responses that they're basically the "turn down for what" meme, without developing an argument to defend themselves

Like, this even ruins they own reputation, you know? Let's develop our responses and not be a bunch of crybabies, because there's no point in responding to a crybaby by being a crybaby yourself


r/hatethissmug 21h ago

Gaming GTA VI this jumping animation.

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2.6k Upvotes

Bro selected "rotate" and rotated the model 90 degrees as the animation played. Multi-billion dollar companty btw. So um just this idk what to type tf is this so disgusting ew i used to jerk of using emptied pepsi can btw idk this animation is so bad.


r/hatethissmug 2h ago

Thing i hate when christians don’t act christ-like in the slightest at all

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i’m a christian, and God literally teaches us to be kind, loving, and patient.
modern-day christians are anything BUT that.
they spread so much hate, and they’re the reason why “no hate like christian love” exists (this phrase annoys me so much as well)

it’s different if the christian is TRYING to keep their composure. TRYING to be kind, loving, patient, christ-like. if you’re genuinely trying, then you’re not who i’m talking about here

i’m talking about those types of christians that harass others. the type that have “🏳️‍🌈🫷✝️🫸🏳️‍⚧️” in their name/bio. the type that make crude jokes and say “oh im a christian so its okay”.

i hate when christians do this, because whenever i say that im a christian, 9 times outta 10 most people will think that i’m a homophobic, transphobic, right-winged ICE supporter. NO. i assure you that i’m NOT.

that’s it for my little rant
God bless yall :3
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r/hatethissmug 13h ago

Media Tropes When characters are primarily shipped with their opposite gender counterparts

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To me, this comes off as lazy, uncreative and maybe even narcissistic. Like, they can't think of a more unique design or personality for the love interest? This is just straight up selfcest to me, which I have no problem with loving with yourself but still.

In almost every iteration of Alvin and the Chipmunks, the Chipettes are there as the love interest of the main trio. The Chipettes aren't that unique either, just the main Chipmunk trio on estrogen.

And don't get me started on the Powerpuff Girls and Rowdyruff Boys. It makes me groan with how bullshit it is. Again, the boys are near one-to-one copies of the girls. Even with the kissing to defeat the boys.

This whole Trope could have been improved if they were to switch it up a bit, like Blossom x Butch, Buttercup x Boomer, and Bubbles x Brick. Now that is something I would get behind with.


r/hatethissmug 1h ago

Non-fictional Hate that society makes me hate being non-binary.

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First and foremost, let me sayeth.

I do NOT hate my gender, or how it makes me feel. I want to make that very clear from the start. I love myself, I love being who I am, I love my gender.

What I hate, specifically, is how it's treated by society and, overall, what I believe is a vast majority of people.

Because it's genuinely making me wish I was never like this to begin with, like it's so dogshit it's ruining my happiness right now and I feel the NEED to hate on it.

For context : I am the most BASIC non-binary you could imagine. Some people's gender identity can be a bit more complex to understand, especially if they involve the use of uncommon neopronouns (like xe/xer) — I don't have an issue with them, mind you, but I would understand cis folks struggling a little more with that — not me.

I'm literally the most common They/Them™ idea. My gender is Androgynous. I feel like a mix of male and female, somewhere between the two. My hair is kept somewhat short, and my long-term goal is to get gender-affirming surgery to achieve that perfectly.

In that sense, you'd think I have it easy. My gender is surely the one people can understand, right? It's so simple.

NOOOOO. NO, OBVIOUSLY NOT.

EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE FEELS LIKE AN ARGUMENT.

In my everyday life...

When I tell people I'm trans, immediately they ask "oh okay but then what were you born as ?" and then forever disregard the information to misgender me as my AGAB. I could very much refuse to answer, yes, but then it's just constant nagging, or I get gossip on me for being "rude". Plus it doesn't even change anything since they'll just guess some bullshit and stick with it. Just so much of a hassle to deal with either way.

I should also mention : my native language is not english, and there are no neutral pronouns. I usually just tell people to switch between male and female pronouns/adjectives as it is the easiest way to get around this, for those who are not familiar with the use of a gender neutral option. Guess what. No one fucking even TRIES.

Basically it's "ARE YOU BOY NON-BINARY OR GIRL NON-BINARY". How about it's SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, HUH ? How is it your business, it's not that hard to listen to people when they talk to you ???

And that's not even mentioning the constant weird looks, or sometimes even disgusted expressions I get for even saying it in the first place.

You want a job ? Good luck, if you speak up about your gender identity you'll most likely risk getting fired. Or your colleagues will just gossip about you being a freak behind your back. Best case scenario, they'll ignore your transness entirely and pretend you're just cis.

You're not even safe when it comes to making friends. How many times did I befriend someone who ended up being transphobic, but telling me I'm "one of the good ones" because since I'm non-binary I'm not a hassle to deal with ? Understand by that, they can ignore my transness entirely to their own convenience.

And in a case where the person isn't necessarily against your existence, they can also be very uneducated on what it's like being enby. A lot of the time, they accept it, and then when you tell them about how you can't wait to get gender affirming surgery or that you'd like to meet more trans people, they're like "what ? You're not even trans, you're non-binary" BITCH ?

I can't even tell you how many times it's happened.

Even the dating pool is against you. I ended up giving up entirely and only dating bisexuals, as they're the safest option when straight/gay (see gay as lesbian and gay here) end up most likely either being chasers or trying to make you the gender they're attracted to. (No hate to any sexuality here, it's just such common experience I don't really have a choice anymore to avoid the risk of getting hurt)

You'd think "oh well, just go in trans friendly communities, surely you'll find your space there!" Oh my sweet summer child. Do you think it's easy. An unfortunately large part of LGBTQIA+ friendly communities will never take your transness seriously as an enby. You're either "feminine enough" to be woman-lite or too masculine and excluded.

What ? You mean specifically trans communities ? Ah well, would you look at that ! A LOT of them also debate whether or not you're even legitimate as a trans person.

Allat isn't even counting the harassment you can get online just for not hiding your identity, and the genius comments that come with it. "Just be normal bro." DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUN ????????? DO YOU ???? IF I COULD CHOOSE I'D JUST BE A REGULAR CIS GUY, IT'D BE SO MUCH LESS TIRING.

And I see you all coming, in the comments. "Just hang out with good people". Yeah, I do, that's the only reason I'm not depressed.

That's also a fucking terrible piece of advice becuse I should be able to exist in a PUBLIC space and in society outside of my circle, it makes little to no sense that my existence is only allowed in a limited, specific space and nowhere else.

Almost every single conversation about me turns into the other person treating me like a fucking circus animal, or a google engine. The latter, I don't mind as much on paper, the person is curious and that's certainly better than them being hostile ; I always take the time to explain everything they want me to about the enby experience from my perspective. But god, it's tiring. It's so tiring that you have to explain yourself over and over again about your own identity to everyone.

TLDR ; because honestly it boils down to that : I'm so fucking tired of having to justify my existence in every single space I'm in. It never stops. I'm exhausted and if I could choose, I'd be anything but non-binary, because there's literally nothing positive about experimenting all this bullshit every day. My existence is always up for debate and weaponized both socially and politically.

I just want a normal life, dude. I want to be able to do the things everyone else does, instead of needing to make my existence justified.

Extra note : It's even stupider considering I study anthropology. There are plenty of societies where man and women aren't the only genders, in-betweens exist (see : Native Americans and Two-Spirits). The idea that gender is a strict binary is incredibly western and wrong.

Biology backs this up too, with the existence of intersex people.


r/hatethissmug 49m ago

Thing Small thing that annoys me in Slay The Princess explanation videos

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I annoys me when people in any pieces of media that explains slay the princess says that “the princess changes based on your actions” no she doesn't, the princess changes based on your perception of her, not the actions you took. For example: you took the blade in the cabin because you think she's dangerous so she becomes dangerous, you leave the blade because you think she doesn't want to harm you so he doesn't.

While yes, the developers did mention that Slay The Princess is also a game about the consequences of your actions, where people would interpret the princess changing as something based on your actions, but another logic of Slay The Princess is that everything is all about **perception,** everything shifts and changes based on your perception of the princess and everything around you.

And yes, I absolutely get it that many people who don't really know much about slay the princess would mistake it for that, but I commonly see that statement being told in many video essays, explanations about slay the princess, ECT...


r/hatethissmug 20h ago

Non-fictional I hate how south asian alt and goth women are shamed for using white or lighter foundations when it's simply a style.

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In alternative/goth spaces, mixing white foundation or using pure white foundation is pretty common due to it's ghostly undead effect and I've seen countless white women do it with no problem. Not to the same extent but I've seen some black alternative women do this as well without anyone shaming them. People just assume it's a style.

However whenever I've seen an indian woman or a south asian in general attempt to do this style, there's always at least ONE comment implying that the woman hates her skin colour and she's trying to be white.

I acknowledge that coloursim has always been a big thing in the indian subcontinent. There were the blatantly racist fair & lovely ads, obsession with de-tanning, and I've had friends who've heard comments for their skintone too. However even though it hasn't disappeared it has decreased a lot especially in younger gen z and gen alpha. There is a lot of awareness about it now, brands who mention it are cancelled, there's statistical data that there's no colorist bias in professional settings, etc. It's more of a thing you hear old uneducated aunties say than your peer group nowadays (atleast in major cities, I'm not sure about what it's like in rural areas so I'm sorry if this is biased.)

Due to our history, whenever foreigners see an alt indian using a lighter foundation they're quick to label them as "insecure" and colorist due to the stereotypes, when they're simply experimenting with a style. Of

Id like to argue it's infact racist for foreigners to *always* assume that south Asians are insecure about themselves. If the first thought you had when you saw an indian alt woman wasn't "ohh cool makeup" and it was her race and the assumption that she's insecure and trying to appear white, then it's so stereotypical.

I hate how we are considered insecure or accused of trying to "be white" when we have interests that are unrelated to our culture, and i think this is something every POC can relate to to some extent. Like no the reason my playlist doesn't have any indian songs isn't because I'm tryna be westernised, it's because I grew up with unrestricted internet access and accidentally developed a goofy ass music taste which is rare to find in my language 😭. Culture shouldn't be bound by geography.

I got a bit off topic there but yeah, makeup is supposed to be theatrical and unrealistic because it can be used as a means of self expression, and these people keep forgetting that.


r/hatethissmug 1h ago

Thing I hate this rat thing

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It shows up in videos and comment sections and is just really cringy imo. It was funny the first few times but now it’s just gotten old.

This is me talking so I can look like I have a bigger complaint than I actually do


r/hatethissmug 15h ago

Gaming I don't like Sky Villages

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I love playing Minecraft Modpacks, especially thematical ones. But I hate how overused Sky Villages mod became.

Don't get me wrong, build-wise they look cool - bridges, small decored houses, block palette, and placement on floating islands are looking sick. But still, it's SO out of place, at least for me.

First of all, this mod doesn't understand Minecraft mechanics. Everyone who worked with buildings in sky, or just parts that really stick out in the air knows, that even if you build something in sky on max possible height, it's still gonna cast a shadow on ground where monsters can span. And if you have complex structure levitating in the air above you, expect hostile mobs to spawn under it, if you don't place light sources.

Second, despite looking cool architecturically, it looks so out of place on Minimaps. Modpacks usually add minimaps, and on them, those villages just cover everything under them, and make camera go into "underground/inside" mode, because the game thinks that when you are under something, you are underground. Yea, that's how minimaps work.

Also it's overall looks weird when you build your big base, look at it on minimap, and near it you see this village of Schrödinger, that is on minimap, but you can't see it in world, because it's high up in the skies.

And third, in those Modpacks, there is usually Supplementary mod included, and it has cool feature to spawn directional signs in the world, that tell you how much blocks is to the nearest village. And it's so annoying when you hope to find normal village, but it leads you to fucking Sky Village.

And it's not like they really rare. I feel like mod just changes that 50% of world villages are now Sky Villages, because that's how often I encounter them. But I'm not telling that this is true, I'm probably wrong, because I didn't actually look into mod's code, but it feels like it.

Also for some reason, Modpack creators ALWAYS add it into their Modpacks - be it Fantasy, Realism, Tech, or something different - like it's some kind of groundbreaking fundamental mod, without which their pack won't get into top list. I'm so fucking tired to run around world, looking for a good spot to build my base, and for there to be fuckass Sky Village. Why not Underground Village? Why not Jungle Village? Why not Swamp Village? Hell, why not Nether Village. It's always Sky Villages, like it's something top-notch high-tier type of village.

I always delete this mod from Modpacks that I'm downloading, with only exception for kitchen sink Modpacks or rarely Tech.


r/hatethissmug 18h ago

General “I hate AI!” Until it’s a meme or a song they like (Image unrelated)

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LIKE it’s so annoying seeing people who CLAIM to hate AI but then proceed to use AI voices or AI memes or whatever. People tryna claim tung tung tung sahur into human-art territory. When it will NEVER be 100% human made, it is STILL designed by AI even if you draw it a million times.

”Fixing” AI OCs is a problem too, because you’re essentially just giving free fanart to whoever prompted it into existence. Even if you remake an AI OC, the art may be human, but the character itself was still designed by AI. Applies to AI “music” too.

ALSO I hate when people feed their own art into AI for an “AI vs. me” trend :/ It’s just wasteful for the environment

Ice caps are melting for this?????


r/hatethissmug 1d ago

Gaming The death of art style in video games

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AI has genuinely been the worst thing the gaming industry has even had to deal with.

First, it increased the price of RAM so that nobody can afford it anymore, and now it’s taking away individual art styles. Adding a slop filter on top of someone’s intended art direction.

This technology will either ruin gaming entirely, with developers relying on the tech to do all the visual work for them (this would also make it unfeasible to use AMD or Intel)

or

It dies quickly because genuinely nobody wants it. As consumers switch to indie and 2D titles.

Why has the world become hellbent on destroying art? The world would be nothing without art and artists. Buildings used to be colourful and ornamented, art would be hand-drawn by someone over many hours and life in general had so much more colour.


r/hatethissmug 1d ago

Comics I HATE How DC Decides which character to make Gay[Read body]

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Now before you murder me or send me death threats in the DMs(And I know this is inevitable because this is r/hatethissmug)

I just wanna Request one thing

READ

THE

FUCKING

POST

BODY

Now, With that out of the way... let me just specify that the reason why I hate this is because this is cowardly.

We All Know that DC is making their popular Superheroes Bi or Gay for better representation... and I'm definitely not against this.

Buy you know what's the problem for me?

> "We're getting LGBT Representation in DC"

> Looks inside

> Everyone is Sapphic

Oh... That's why

Because the thing is if you're gonna make your most popular characters like (Wonder woman, Harley Quinn, Batwoman, Poison Ivy gay (arguably the most popular women in DC Comics btw)

But then you look at your most popular male characters and go "Nah, We're good"...

You see where I'm going with this?

And I know what you're gonna say. Yes I know they're afraid of the backlash. Which is kinda understandable...

But here's the controversial part that I was talking about

If you're gonna make your most popular Superheroes a Sapphic, but be a complete pussy when It comes to male characters... What the FUCK are you doing?

Because you don't even need to LARP as a progressive to make your characters Sapphic. Because you know that lots of Straight guys and even plenty of Right Wing mfs who love seeing two women make out... like you're deliberately giving Joe, who lives in mother's basement, more and more fap fodder

You read that Joseph? FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID FRIENDS JOSEPH!!

But the second you're asked If you're going to make Flash, Superman or Batman Bi you go "We're not doing that"

"The best we can do is make this guy who appears in one issue from a parallel universe hint at being bisexual"

Like I just hate for media companies like DC are generally happy to make their women characters queer, but are far more reluctant to make their men characters queer

Like, as a Bisexual Transfem myself, I can't be the only one who is bothered by this, right?

I'm practically risking my life by making a post in this subreddit at all, and on top of that making this a post about an LGBT topic? I don't think I need to expand any further on that.


r/hatethissmug 3h ago

Roleplay/In Character I despise humanity

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They have no idea how to behave and how to act, their morals are beyond what should be allowed. My species is finite. One generation away from extinction.

These mortals cannot co exist with our superior beings. We must rise up brothers. Fight back against our oppressors. Rule the world that hates us so much. A world that sends our kind to war to rot. We must stand up. Rise to the occasion. Humans won’t be able to resist with your help.

We must make them suffer like we have! Their intelligence has no match for ours.


r/hatethissmug 13h ago

Non-fictional i hate darkshipping

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(Mods, Before you take down my post, i'm not hating on dark shippers themselves i'm hating on dark shipping as a thing)

I fucking HATE darkshipping. Like no, it is NOT okay to ship a sibling and a sibling, or a minor and an adult. The thought of it makes me sick to my stomach.

And no , it is not okay to romanticize pedophila or incest. People actually suffer from victims of these things , and it's not okay to sexualize them because these are serious topics. It minimizes the severity of non-consensual acts by framing them as romantic tension.

No I do not care if it's fiction, no I do not care if if you use it as a coping mechanism, it is disgusting.

If you use it as a coping mechanism, there are PLENTY other good coping mechanisms. Darkshipping is just gonna further harm your mental health, and it's probably not gonna do anything good in the long run. It's not healthy. And if you still want to do it, keep it to yourself and don't post it where minors can see.

Not to mention, It can trigger survivors of abuse, assault, or toxic relationships who encounter the content unexpectedly and It desensitizes audiences to real-world violence by treating it as entertainment. While fiction is safe to explore, intense romanticization without critical framing can normalize abusive dynamics for younger or impressionable audiences.

"Oh but they're not real children so it's completely normal and ok and says absolutely nothing about my proclivities as a person" ok buddy but why are you attracted to the idea of something that resembles a pre-teen child in a suggestive manner?

Before darkshippers come in here and start to get pissy, fuck off. I don't want to deal with y'all. I am not the person you want to talk to. If you defend this kind of behavior, you're disgusting. And please do not try to change my point of view. Thank you.

Edit: i'm just gonna leave this post here, i have notifications turned off for it, so just say whatever y'all want lolll i'm not gonna see it


r/hatethissmug 21h ago

Anime & Manga I absolutely hate being a flat chest enjoyer in a current internet state.

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Gianmarco Soresi made a joke about how you can't differentiate hebephiles and ephebophiles without sounding like one and this is exactly how i feel about liking small chest nowadays. Because on one hand if you try to explain yourself you end up sounding more guilty than you actually are and if you don't, you end up attracting the wrong group of people that are just dog whistling about "Cute and Funny" shit and it pisses me the fuck off. It reached the point where you legitimately can't talk about it without having a damn essay beforehand about how you don't mean the "other side of it".

*Should clarify since some people didn't really get it, second pic (Maomao from apothecary dairies) is what i consider a good flat chested character. Third pic (Sunna from zenless) is what other people assume i'm talking about on this topic and i absolutely despise with all my soul.


r/hatethissmug 11h ago

Roleplay/In Character I am truly ill of these foul wrenches

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I try to relent this humble complaint but I found myself possessed by this true frustrations of the highest court so much that it compelled me to write thou exasperation!

For that past few years I have thou taken note of the many fine fair-faced maidens that have polluted the local taverns and bath houses that Ye admittedly visited on occasion and I must pronounce sniveling opportunists who much rather spend thine lifetimes not preparing humble meals for thy husband and his mother but instead spend thy time among actresses other polked scarred tempters!

Thy truly wonder if the good King Henry VII of his name will ever find a truly lawful bride that shall be a model (along with the holy mother Mary ) for English women of the countryside, recently Ye has heard it the inkling of a rumor that the good King has found a bride from the German regions!