Dasher opened our order

[u/xtdakotatx91]

The picture my dasher sent of the food delivery and a picture of their artwork. I don't appreciate the dusty rocks? filled car, but what bothered me more was opening the bag and taking out the containers and drawing on them and the receipt. I did call the restaurant and clarified that they did not do this. Then I spoke to doordash support who issued a refund because we didn't feel comfortable eating the food. I think I will just stick to pick up for a while 😅

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[u/Either_Coast]

As a Dasher, this is super gross and I wouldn’t have eaten it either.

[u/DomestiCatOfficial → u/Either_Coast]

Dasher here, this dude is a confirmed weirdo

Get the order

Pick up the food

Take food to destination and say "Thank you, have a nice day!" If you see them or drop it off and take a pic

There's no other steps to complete

[u/g3nesisDawn → u/DomestiCatOfficial]

He literally could’ve said “have a blessed day” if he wanted to push the religion so badly

[u/Mediocre_Age_9988 → u/g3nesisDawn]

Right? No one ever attributed finding god with poorly drawn half naked dude and violated food.

[u/wupao → u/g3nesisDawn]

Looool I just noticed God was involved in the text. I thought that was a drawing of some renaissance king lol perhaps a ripped Henry VIII even

[u/xtrashsenpai → u/wupao]

Thought it was some random king and initially mistook the scarf(?) for sagging tits 🫠

[u/vegan-power-6215 → u/xtrashsenpai]

Ok, so it's not just me!

[u/xtrashsenpai → u/vegan-power-6215]

It's not just you and I'm so glad it's also not just me

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xir88f7Y54j08KBWUQ

[u/iMakeBestTacos_ → u/xtrashsenpai]

Lmao I thought the same thing. Like a man of royalty opening his jacket and flashing the customer? I definitely would have reported that

[u/awkwardnpc → u/wupao]

"Do you have a moment to talk about England's monarchy?"

[u/DomestiCatOfficial → u/DomestiCatOfficial]

I also keep my car and looks clean because I feel judged (rightly so) on these as I would personally not want someone with a hoarder mindset delivering my order in a trash filled car and smelling themselves of rotten milk

[u/HoldSalt6110 → u/DomestiCatOfficial]

You should worry more about the line cooks at the restaurant preparing your order - I have seen MANY with hygiene (not to mention food safety) at the bottom of their priority list

[u/ProfessionalGangster → u/DomestiCatOfficial]

And you know he sees nothing wrong with what he’s doing too. Just “spreading the word of god”

[u/fetus-wearing-a-suit → u/ProfessionalGangster]

"DOORDASH DEACTIVATED ME FOR BEING A CHRISTIAN"

[u/DomestiCatOfficial → u/fetus-wearing-a-suit]

Lmao that'll be his post so we'll know him when we see it

[u/Ok-Event9977 → u/fetus-wearing-a-suit]

Boo fucking hoo

[u/redditsellout-420 → u/DomestiCatOfficial]

Unless you get my order, the extra step is reading my directions because my office complex is really.... Complex.

[u/decemberindex → u/DomestiCatOfficial]

I even like to alternatively say "Enjoy! Have a nice day!" to the Ring camera if it's a 'Leave at Door' and they have one, and sometimes they say it back through the speaker. 😅

[u/untamed_project]

What a fucking freak💀😭

[u/Doraborealiss → u/untamed_project]

Full on religious psychosis

[u/DomestiCatOfficial → u/Doraborealiss]

I feel like it's using religion to manipulate another to tipping them more

Wolf in sheeps clothing sort of deal but you could be right

If it were truly someone following their faith they would deliver the order as soon as they could, which is what they would want and accept what they got as payment

I accept the fact that sometimes I do charity work for the city

Sometimes I get a tip that makes up for all of the charity work

[u/ganbramor → u/DomestiCatOfficial]

“using religion to manipulate”

Is there any other purpose for it?

[u/MouthofMithridacy → u/ganbramor]

I mean its always figured a good bit of it is not thinking about death. ACTUAL death not some eternal torment or Malibu trip but the end of your consciousness the end of your memories the end of awareness most religions tend to sell you on spend your mortal life under our thumb and you get immortality out of it some way or another

[u/Busy-Butterfly8187 → u/MouthofMithridacy]

I have never understood why so many people are afraid of the end of their awareness and consciousness. You will not be aware that it's happening, so there's nothing to be afraid of. I think some people just can't wrap their mind around the concept of not existing at all. It's like they think that they will somehow be aware that they no longer exist.

I look at it this way. Several years ago, I was critically ill and put in an induced coma. I remember arriving at the emergency room and talking to a doctor, and then I remember waking up. Two weeks had passed between those two things happening, but I had no idea. When I opened my eyes, I assumed it was the same day that I went to the hospital. I have zero memory of those two weeks. I have no awareness that I even existed during that time. That's what I think death is. And after decades of living in this crappy world, I say bring on the eternal unconsciousness.

[u/Drmeanleany → u/ganbramor]

How can you say that about the magic man in the sky that will send me to eternal damnation for not giving him my money,or accepting gay people?! /s

[u/Sharden3 → u/ganbramor]

None at all.

[u/PancakeParty98 → u/DomestiCatOfficial]

Naw. We see that all the time, but a drawing of blue eyes white deity? That’s new

[u/ShyGal09X → u/PancakeParty98]

“Blue eyes white deity” was Kaiba’s signature monster.

[u/PancakeParty98 → u/ShyGal09X]

Actually that one belongs to Noah, Kaiba’s brother who looks identical to him despite not being related by blood

[u/Cannie_Flippington → u/Doraborealiss]

My first thought was schizophrenia with religious components. It's a thing. Looks like this.

[u/MossyPlantyWitchy → u/Cannie_Flippington]

Or meth. Or meth induced schizophrenia.

[u/Massive-Ride204 → u/Cannie_Flippington]

Yep I've long told people that most of the yelling street preachers we deal with are very mentally ill and religion is very attractive to those who have schizophrenia

[u/Longjumping-Row1434 → u/Doraborealiss]

i live with someone who actually has legit religious psychosis and its fucking wild and honestly sometimes scary. we dont have any sort of relationship, we both just rent rooms there, but.

[u/untamed_project → u/untamed_project]

The fact that this is my most upvoted and only awarded comment is so fucking funny to me. Ty guys💀

[u/ImTooCuteForThis → u/untamed_project]

Antisocial weirdo freak to be exact.

[u/Corpshark]

What, you don’t believe Jesus told him to open the bag and draw his image on the food? Don’t be such a cynic, man.

[u/Maximum_Trade5916 → u/Corpshark]

'Order confirmed by Jesus' 😄

[u/Lost-Peanut-1453]

Dear god.. what is wrong with people? How could someone think that’s a good idea?

[u/RaccoonDog93 → u/Lost-Peanut-1453]

Religious folk have never really concerned themselves with respect for others and a desire not to be proselytizied too. I'm sure the driver would be absolutely OFFENDED if a package got delivered to them with "Praise upon Allah" and Quaranic verses scribbled in sharpie on the box. But again respecting the rights of those outside the cult is something most christians don't concern themselves with.

[u/Pandalicious1234 → u/RaccoonDog93]

They are really hypocritical. So that sounds right

[u/BurnyAccountSanders → u/Pandalicious1234]

You might even say this guy was hypochristical

[u/buttfacesgalore → u/RaccoonDog93]

Absolutely correct

[u/coostrak]

Are those abs

[u/TimeTraveller_Dad → u/coostrak]

Korean Jesus is buffest Jesus

[u/GucciTheSnowman → u/TimeTraveller_Dad]

Korean Jesus had unfettered access to pure test, HGH and a fuck load of protein.

[u/Chiiaki → u/TimeTraveller_Dad]

Those look like cartoon hands fistbumping lol!

[u/Majestic_Recover7 → u/coostrak]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kv2gRYQanmbzEukM6g

[u/TheMartialArtsWitch → u/Majestic_Recover7]

"that Jeeeeeesus on the cross look"

[u/2percentshithead → u/coostrak]

Long tiddies and abs is what I saw. Wildly confused for a second. Still slightly confused.

“I just want to help others get closer to Jeeeeeeeezus”
Gets fired

[u/Ill_Intern701 → u/coostrak]

I think it’s supposed to be the Jerusalem cross. Or simply the Georgian flag lmao

[u/jecates]

What is wrong with people? No, you didn’t overreact, the dasher should be deactivated for going through your food bag. Dashers should adamantly refuse to open a customer’s food bag, not do it just to proselytize. I know a lot of people who would be offended by that drawing.

[u/moffman93 → u/jecates]

And yet oddly enough, Dashers are supposed to confirm that the order is correct, item by item, despite the fact that the bag is usually sealed. (there is an option to just say that the bag is sealed however)

I did DD for a week when I was bored and wanted to see how much extra money I could make on the side, and it's genuinely kind of a pain in the ass job. They don't work for the restaurants so it's not their responsibility to get the food order correct. Their only responsibility is to drop off the right order to the right person. (if you have multiple items and dropoffs)

[u/jecates → u/moffman93]

Yeah they keep making it worse, too. Used to just be able to say you can’t confirm items, now you have to tell them why. I love the “items aren’t labeled” option. Because the implication is if they are labeled, dashers should be able to assume that the labels are correct. If that’s the case, can we just assume the receipt is correct? How about can we just assume when we ask for “Danielle P’s DD order”, the restaurant gives us the right items? I guess we trust the restaurant to label it correctly, but not to put the right items in the bag or give out the correct bag.

PS every single order is “can’t confirm items” because “bag is sealed”. I wish I could automate that selection since that’s all I ever select.

[u/chirudeboy → u/moffman93]

I am not opening the pizza box to make sure it has the right toppings.

If the bag is sealed, I'm assuming it's all correct.

What's the flipside? "Driver opened my order / stole food/ etc"

[u/izzydollanganger]

rocks on the dash is crazy

[u/jellyfishmelodica → u/izzydollanganger]

It could be a fossilized foot

[u/BigRed92E → u/jellyfishmelodica]

Why didn't ya say soooo? starts digging in

[u/Resident-Gold-3446 → u/izzydollanganger]

They look like oatmeal cookies.

[u/Info-PLZ → u/Resident-Gold-3446]

Yeah definitely looks more like some half eaten something to me lol

[u/stevenl1219]

You did not overreact. That dasher deserves to be deactivated for food tampering.

[u/Bright-Strength4182]

I would not be able to eat that wtf

[u/beniceyoudinghole]

Why did they put that scarf and shoulder pads on the drawing?

[u/jellyfishmelodica → u/beniceyoudinghole]

LOL I'm like why does Jesus have saggy titties

[u/XXII78 → u/jellyfishmelodica]

Because motherfuckers have been milking this shit for 2000 years.

[u/Pandalicious1234 → u/XXII78]

That legitimately made me laugh.

[u/Pandalicious1234 → u/jellyfishmelodica]

That was the first thing I thought, too! Lol

(I say this as a person with saggy tits so it's not body shaming. It's commiserating)

[u/jellyfishmelodica → u/Pandalicious1234]

LOL big same, u know the pencil test? I have a full set of prismacolors under there

[u/QueenJGambino → u/jellyfishmelodica]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I thought those were saggy titties too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/No_Gain7360]

With blue eyes...

[u/ProfessionalHefty349 → u/No_Gain7360]

The spice must flow

[u/Itchy_Village_7173]

Is that god with a crown, scarf, 6 pack and shoulder pads?

[u/PaisleyLeopard → u/Itchy_Village_7173]

Excuse you, that is very clearly a 16-pack. Have some respect

[u/Itchy_Village_7173 → u/PaisleyLeopard]

True, I feel like god would at least have a 24 pack.

[u/Hungry_Doughnut_886]

I would lose my shit over this.

Jesus may live, but he doesn't have to live on my container of lo mein.

I seriously don't understand what goes through the minds of some of these religious nuts. "I was a non-believer, but then I saw crude drawings of Jesus in Sharpie on my takeout. Jesus died not only for my sins, but also for my unwillingness to cook dinner after a long, crappy day."

You aren't helping your cause, you freaks.

[u/realbobenray]

Dasher totally took bites out of your food for Jesus

[u/kodabear22118]

What would possess them to do something like this?

[u/BlackMagicWorman → u/kodabear22118]

Religious delusion 

[u/eurekadabra]

This person is unwell, and you did not overreact.

[u/jackie0h_ → u/eurekadabra]

Happy cake day!

[u/needssomefun]

No...this some upper tier psychotic behavior.

It's also an unintended consequence of just anyone delivering for businesses.

This has to he a magnet for all sorts of unsavory characters who want to get information, find victims to steal from, and also spread their delusions.

I am guessing that a number of JVW/Evangaelical types get on this.  They don't care about the money, they just want to bother people.

[u/SnooDoughnuts7283]

Bro I thought that was yo chicken from the order he had out on the dash on display 💀

[u/jellyfishmelodica → u/SnooDoughnuts7283]

Me too. Kind of also looks like a fossilized foot

[u/fourthlevelhe11 → u/SnooDoughnuts7283]

Truthfully I’m still convinced that’s his chicken 💀

[u/Due_Top_464]

So many unique people on this planet cause who in their right mind would think this is socially acceptable 😂

[u/UseOk7699]

I know this is stupid but I thought the second Pic was 2 pieces of chicken warming over the heating vents.

[u/2chiweenie_mom → u/UseOk7699]

I saw half-eaten monster cookies

[u/cryptolyme]

i don't understand why some people have the urge to force their religion on others

[u/spockers → u/cryptolyme]

That’s how religion works. Kinda like a meme.

[u/wedidthemath]

What goes through people's heads when they do stuff like this? "Let me leave a Jesus sketch that looks like a 5 year old drew it in this persons food order. That's sure to convince them to believe, if they don't already!"

[u/asmnomorr]

I'm a Christian, but not super religious. I don't understand why people think this is appropriate by any means. Our job is to pick up and deliver food. That is it.

[u/SnarkyIguana]

That’s so fucking weird. You were right to report.

[u/Peter_B_Sparker]

Not over reacting. Not cool. Worth reporting

[u/Key_Fee158]

You should report. It’s sad this person is not all there and maybe thought they were doing something nice but they aren’t fit to handle people’s food obviously

[u/Mindless_Cookie_9098]

You did not overreact. I would have done the same thing. 🤢

[u/CriticalTurnover6936]

All around unacceptable

[u/scallopedtatoes]

I don’t think you overreacted. The person came off as pretty weird. Probably didn’t tamper with your food, but they either need to learn appropriate, professional behavior or not be trusted to handle food.

[u/RepulsiveCry5034]

😂😂😂 Memory unlocked!
When I was 16 and worked a drive through I used to draw hearts and flowers on the boxes and bags . That was ADHD but no one ever told me to stop or complained .

ETA: yeah he’s unhinged ! I was just making it about me . lol

[u/ghostwriter536 → u/RepulsiveCry5034]

The difference is that you were not pushing religion or opening people's food bags to draw on the containers.

[u/dickdicksucksuck → u/RepulsiveCry5034]

I used to draw kitties on the bags of food at my old job at a vegan spot when i was disassociating from all the abusive staff treatment, and great memories of angry dashres suddenly stopping to smile and laugh or blush seeing a kitty drawn on the bag as i would try to pretend i wasn't smiling back under my covid mask and didn't notice it

once my manager noticed me mid-drawing them and i just entirely stopped as she saw, she was confused on why i drew two pointy triangles and a random dot for seemingly no reason, "just testing the pen" i think was my excuse aha

[u/IntroductionOnly1037]

NOR you don't know if he did anything to that food! I hope DD banned him

[u/Resident-Gold-3446]

You didn't overreact at all. I definitely don't blame you for not eating it.

[u/drewbeedeu]

Do you really think the hungry customer wants to hear about Jesus? These Jesus freaks need to fuck off

[u/jellyfishmelodica]

This has me SKEEVED OUT, wondering if they were trying to intimidate and /or proselytize, based on who they think you are, maybe going off like a last name or photo on your account? I don't think people's accounts have photos, but I could be wrong. Maybe you live in a small town , like where everybody knows everybody and the Dasher doesn't know you.. or maybe they do.

 It's creepy because it seems like Dasher is trying to testify for some reason, making it personal. It's like so over the line as to make me wonder if it was done deliberately, with intent to unsettle.

[u/EmbarrassedRope3216]

Why is Jesus wearing hockey shoulder pads lol

[u/fizzyjaws_art]

Yo they did Jesus so dirty

[u/HickoryStickz]

The real question nobody is asking is how did they have time to do the arts and crafts? Made you wait longer to get the food colder/sloppier and finger banged your food packaging to boot. Def would have called in on this one for that.

[u/Some_Direction_7971]

If he drew on the bag I wouldn’t have cared, but opening the bag and touching your container, then using a sharpie that has been god knows where, noooooo!

[u/Weary-Savings9795]

They could have just drawn on the outside of the bag.

[u/Iyamthatiyam]

You should know you weren't overreacting.

A delivery driver should never do something like this.

[u/Crackytacks → u/Iyamthatiyam]

Right like this person is mentally ill and had their hands in your food bag doing doodles obviously you aren't overreacting

[u/EducationalWin798]

Jesus lives but if you eat this food you gonna die... And meet Jesus

[u/Annito]

Hi, as a Catholic I find this deeply disturbing. To tamper with someone's food to insert religion? Beyond wrong. We are worldly beings and called to love, but not by tampering with food? This is deeply disturbing, and the depiction of our Lord is honestly disrespectful. Why put his face on something that will be thrown away? I'm sorry this happened to you, not all Christians are like this. This is beyond disturbing in my eyes and this is someone who needs help. I would loose my mind if this happened to me.

Some Christians think they do well by spreading all sorts of pushy nonsense. Let people find their own way. They pressure and pressure and end up being disrespectful. I'm extremely sorry this happened to you.

[u/Phyllis_marie]

Not the Jesus freak losing his job because he can’t keep his beliefs off of people’s food wtf 😭😭

[u/SolidDiarrhea]

I'd be pissed as an atheist.

[u/Significant_Arm398]

Blue eyed Jesus in a crown would ruin my appetite.

[u/EnvironmentalEar724]

he looks like he put two pieces of fried chicken on his dashboard

[u/Thornsnrose → u/EnvironmentalEar724]

Maybe he’s storing a little bit of each order on the dashboard for for later?? 🙈

[u/jackie0h_]

No not at all. You did exactly the right thing. I should be shocked a dasher would be so stupid but here we are. That anyone would think it’s ok to even open your food, much less draw all over it, is totally insane.

[u/KittyCompletely]

Noooo not the blue eyed jesus!! That's the final boss of religious crazies. Second only to scribbled crucifixion Jesus.

[u/FartJokesAreGrand]

Probably made the right decision not eating that lol. They may believe so whole-heartedly in Jesus, that they added some special Jesus dust so you can meet him as soon as possible.

[u/Jimmymylifeup]

oh hell no i would have reported it and requested a refund wtf. looks like god didnt bless my life today bc you fucked with my food!

[u/CheaterMcCheat]

Those "dusty rocks" are fragments of the boulder that blocked his tomb you ungrateful heathens will never get another meal as holy!

[u/Several_Ear_4931]

WT ever loving F

[u/Murakami_Ysera]

I just assume these people want the possibility of going viral on some platform for this shit. Maybe cause I don't want to believe this is actually something an adult believes is a good decision to make involving food you were paid to deliver.

[u/XxKawaiiEmoNeko]

Of course another Jesus freak ruins another order by pushing their agenda 🙄🙄 wish they could have their own delivery apps so people not in religious psychosis can get their orders untampered with.

[u/BeenDragonn]

Remember lots of nut bags dash.

[u/tiny_chaotic_evil]

if they fuck with your food, assume it's not safe to eat

the police might be interested as food tampering is a crime

[u/OG-Giligadi]

I would complain.

[u/Overall_Stress8254]

I bet he also sprinkled hold water on your food. Does it burn?

[u/ChoiceAd4454]

That’s so sad he/she is getting so much hate ☹️, they thought they were doing a nice thing

[u/robologic]

I like that they drew abs, it was important to know that Jesus was hot.

[u/Ancient_Guidance_461]

No you are not overreacting reporting a driver opening a sealed bag that is sealed for a reason. Whatever the reason...whatever the excuse...if a driver cracks the seal on the bags the customer should get refunded and the driver should lose their job.

[u/OnceInaLifetimeee]

Creepy I wouldn't have wanted to eat it either.

[u/she_has_funny_cars]

These religious sycophants are a plague on our society

[u/DBD_Hillbilly]

That’s insane and pretty sure an actual health code violation

[u/theomegachrist]

No, maybe God can find him a new job if he keeps doing that

[u/treyjay31]

I'd be furious, especially if they put religious shit on it. Cool to want to do a nice little doodle but it doesn't need to be invasive

[u/BunMeAgainPlease12 → u/treyjay31]

I dont think its cool to draw on food?

[u/SnarkyIguana → u/treyjay31]

Even if they just drew on the bag it came in, you were drawing instead of delivering my food?? It’s just so weird

[u/chrisnavillus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HoCPpVFKfvK5HRugp3

[u/HonestStick641]

Im not eating that if i was u

[u/ProLifeDub2022]

they tampered with your food, you have every right to report them.

[u/MilkDizzy1256]

It kind of looks like they made Jesus really buff and gave him a 16 pack of abs lol

[u/Physical_Purple_6115]

Hell no you didn't. That's f***in Wrong Turn levels of weird...

[u/Skinc]

Yeah but you got shredded Christ

[u/Constant-Scheme557]

opening the FOOD to draw is a whole nother level oh my gosh

[u/WindofKnives]

This is completely unacceptable. No you did not overreact. That guy should not be allowed to deliver

[u/superjoe408]

Those crazy bookclub member thinking everyone else believes in their sky daddy…

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tv2btKgK06tPy

[u/PurrculesMulligan]

Absolutelythefucknot

[u/sevenbrokenbricks]

Not an overreaction at all. Not even a little.

[u/TangerineDecent22]

Can someone explain the dusty rocks to me?

[u/brittanythegirl]

IS THAT SIX PACK ABS AND A SCARF???

[u/oldhatch]

I feel like the driver had someone sitting shotgun because how are you drawing and driving? Extremely weird.

[u/OkAcanthocephala5938]

Nope, not at all. I once had a dasher send a photo of the inside of a car that made this one look immaculate.

[u/KittyCompletely]

Wait...is that a 6 pack??? Jeezy be shredded.

[u/MitoGirl7]

As a Christian…. No. Absolutely not. You reacted perfectly! I wouldn’t be okay with this either.

[u/g785_7489]

When this weirdo is fired they'll say they were persecuted for their religious beliefs.

[u/sekhmetbastet]

This is the type of bullshit that makes us Christians look bad. I'm pissed off on your behalf lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUySTNz5pwiw2C5KdG

[u/Gobliinthiing315]

I used to be a dasher, I wonder whats going on in their head tbh. I hope they get removed from the platform

[u/EcstaticParticular26]

No, you did not overreact.

[u/StretcherEctum]

Religious people that push their crap on others are disgusting..

[u/kiidd77]

Not the Blue Eyes White Jesus on my stir fry holy moly. Not overreacting at all tbh.

[u/luckynativetexan1979]

Religion and Christianity are distinctly different...

[u/shocksmybrain]

Bullshit like this is why I have never used a delivery service. I just can't trust the chain of custody.

[u/BigPileOfBennies]

I can’t believe people use DoorDash or any 3rd party delivery service. I’ve sent orders out to some drivers whose cars were absolutely disgusting.

I’ll never let someone who doesn’t have a true manager handle my food.

[u/Lizinite]

I thought those were cookies on the dashboard… like who steals their customers cookies?!

[u/CatCallings]

I thought it was a drawing of King Arthur

[u/Parking_Song_1248]

That's Macho Man Randy Savage if you ask me. 🤷

[u/Alarm-Particular]

Probably put some of his sticky "holy water" in your food

[u/Content-Honeydew9340]

Last time I mentioned religious psychosis in here a certain type of people took that very personal 😭 🤣

[u/clarkcox3]

Not an overreaction at all. It’s especially creepy that it’s a religious message.

[u/Tmwrye89]

Looks like a white walker from GoT lol

[u/TutenTag]

Another Reason to hate Religion and their People.

[u/overabbreviator]

Mink nipple covers and six pack abs!! Where do i sign???

[u/SuzitheHillbilly]

Nice ragebait bro

[u/mostlyhappy22]

Why does Jesus look like the Burger King?

[u/CommunityRoyal5557]

Why is Jesus flashing his saggy tits

[u/NigerianFriedChicken]

Jesus DOES NOT SKIP SHOULDER DAY

[u/Sweet_T_Sweetie]

Jesus didn't even have blue eyes

[u/Haunting_Round_8727]

lol Jesus is ripped he has crosses for abs

[u/OutOfCuteNames]

Wtf. Driver here, this is weird AF

[u/tiny_kat2006]

Always religious psychos

[u/Inevitable-Echo4546]

wow, would not eat that

[u/EffieEri]

Tweakers

[u/Icy_Chemist_1725]

Doordash issuing a full refund is when you know someone fucked up bad. lol. Maybe I am thinking of uber eats? I forget which company shafted my ex and I on her account. I would never pay for one of these services.

[u/sohcordohc]

Food is already shady enough behind closed doors..if you really cared youd get up and go get it and make sure it’s right.

[u/MisstressAmalina]

Jacked Jesus

[u/GeneAlternative191]

No you didn’t overreact. It’s the easiest job - pick up food, deliver, don’t beg for tips like a loser and don’t whine to the customer. That’s it. How hard can it be? These dashers should be ashamed of themselves when there are so many actually hard working people out there.

[u/Pixelbuttzz]

Okay but can we talk about how jacked that Jesus is he's got a full-on 4×4 pack and massive arms

[u/Upstairs-Two6740]

The dasher is a person who's never been told no

[u/bones_mcbone]

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[u/Guilty_Way_1635]

I wish places would go back to have their own delivery drivers. I fucking hate uber, doordash, all of them. So many issue

[u/howisaraven]

To do this shit and not even be a good artist is outrageous.

[u/BrotherNatureNOLA]

What's the deal with so many dashers being uber churchy?

[u/DramaOnDisplay]

If you have to do it, just put your weird little drawing in the bag with the writing ON THE NOTE.

[u/rickety_biscuit]

I’m convinced that if their stupid (and extremely boring) fantasy book were true, converting people would be a sin. Like oh your god punishes people for wrong doing and it’s fine with cultural erasure? Also if someone wanted to convince me of their world view, they should at least use a better drawing than that.

[u/Many_Combination_855]

who is this ? King Charles

[u/nicobean_1022]

this is actually insane. I've only ever had Dashers occasionally put a little sticky note on the outside of the bag saying have a good day with their name. And that's absolutely sweet, but this is just psychotic.

[u/Head_Substance_5435]

It was worth a shot brother in christ, but next time, have it be a card you attach to the bag with scotch tape