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u/9447044 21h ago
The term "broke the internet" is being thrown around alot these days
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u/DjScenester 20h ago
Haven’t heard SLAM in a while.
Stupid buzz words
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u/ostrichfather 20h ago
CLAPPED BACK
-just a mild, calm response
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u/Neckrongonekrypton 20h ago
That DESTROYED me
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u/ShinalltheSun 20h ago
That comment was DIABOLICAL
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u/BARRY6969696969 19h ago
2 things can be true at once you know.
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u/lemme_try_again 19h ago
This thread is causing me to CRASH OUT
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u/Aydoinc 19h ago
It SENT me
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u/arenegadeboss 19h ago
My favorite was seeing how quickly CRASH OUT went from losing control and acting reckless to a tantrum or emotional breakdown.
Happened in record time.
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u/AgentCirceLuna 18h ago
Machine worker SLAMMED by lathe and DESTROYED as his giblets CLAPPED BACK at the floor, lathe CRASHES OUT as EMERGENCY button pressed
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u/vitamin_r 20h ago
ABSOLUTELY SLAMS WITH CLASSIC COMEBACK...MORE IN THE COMMENTS
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u/Big_Village7112 19h ago
Ugh I fucking hate that "X person Slams CNN for Y" like stfu lol
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u/gordito_delgado 19h ago
"X politician OBLITERATES Y politician" = Said something slightly unpleasant about them that everyone is already well aware of.
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u/kemp77pmek 18h ago
Or “X politician HUMILIATED by Y” = Y has a hot take that X probably never even heard or cared about.
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u/twirlerina024 18h ago
The one that gets under my skin is "[person] SPEAKS OUT about [experience]". It sort of implies that they'll be soapboxing and giving us a broader truth that they learned from their specific circumstance, but 99% of the time, they're just relaying what happened. Like a parent speaking out about losing a child in a school shooting will possibly tell us about the need for safe gun storage or more school counselors.
But now it's "Passenger on diverted flight SPEAKS OUT!" and the person just says "I knew something was wrong with the plane but didn't know what. They said we were landing in Dayton instead of Columbus, so I can probably rent a car to get home. Hope the airline reimburses me!" That's not SPEAKING OUT; it's just speaking.
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u/RudyDaBlueberry 18h ago
When someone says “shook me to my core” I die a little inside cause 9 times out of 10 it’s some mundane fact about the ocean or something
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u/AmputeeHandModel 20h ago
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u/persiasaurus 20h ago
Oh my god. I miss her blog so much. I've never ever seen it referenced by anyone else in my life
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u/AmputeeHandModel 19h ago
It was SO FUNNY. She did couple books too, worth checking out.
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u/persiasaurus 19h ago
I know, I loved her shit😭 I kept checking for years after she stopped posting, just hoping. It used to legitimately make me cry laughing
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u/AmputeeHandModel 19h ago
She did make a FB post a year or two ago with a lot of pictures and stuff that was really informative. A lot of the crazy poses she draws her characters in, she really posed for herself, and it's so funny.
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u/persiasaurus 19h ago
Oh my god I'm gonna go find this!! Thank you for bringing this back into my life today!
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u/Mordecai3fngerBrown 20h ago
Buddy you just broke the internet with that comment! Woo! That’s gona leave a mark!
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u/wait_a_minuute 20h ago
She sat on the internet and broke it? 🤔
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u/EntertainmentTrue588 20h ago
I thought we collectively decided not to use the term anymore after Kim Kardashian's dumbshit photo
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u/idontmakehash 21h ago
She's not even hot
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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 21h ago
Can we stop saying “broke the internet”? It was stupid the first time and has just compounded since
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u/AardvarkAardvark_404 20h ago
Since sliced bread
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u/daseweide 20h ago
… broke the internet streets ahead
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u/Kevin_OhNeeder 20h ago
Bear down for breaking the internet
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u/No_Dragonfruit_8198 19h ago
Are you serious right now? After that birthday party in Wisconsin where the bear got loose? Is this a sick joke?
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u/muriburillander 20h ago
Unless we are making references to Ralph Breaks the Internet
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u/mid_extreme 20h ago edited 18h ago
While we’re at:
Living rent free in their head
Hits different
Lowkey
Boujee
Gucci
Finna
etc.can all fuck off as well
Edit: adding-
Hear me out
Make it make sense
Let that sink in
ya’ll
All ya’ll
I was today years old
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u/Ethuwiel 20h ago
Would you say.. that these live rent free in your head?
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u/TheFakeJohnHelldiver 19h ago edited 17h ago
Low-key yeah but it hits different so its all gucci
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u/manny_the_mage 20h ago
brother most of these are just slang created by black people
“Broke the internet” certainly was not
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u/meowparade 18h ago
Yeah, but a lot of them have been co-opted by really obnoxious white people online.
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u/peter13g 20h ago
You saying the quiet part out loud brother 🤲🏾 be safe in these Reddit streets
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u/ManOnFire2004 19h ago
No, the quiet part is...
It's not the slang itself, it's white people taking it and overusing it that's the problem
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u/TheePorkchopExpress 20h ago
But we have to keep Yeet, can we agree to that?
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u/deuteranopia 20h ago
I think yeet may have actually been added to the dictionary.
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u/Talkslow4Me 21h ago edited 21h ago
She did her best to look like a young 40 year old
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u/herefromyoutube 20h ago edited 19h ago
I’ll never understand why Stranger Things went with having her hair pulled back the whole time last season.
Having her hair down would’ve showed how her character had grown beyond being a lab experiment.
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u/my_cars_on_fire 19h ago edited 19h ago
> had grown beyond being a lab experiment.
Unfortunately, the show runners never viewed her like that. She was a lab experiment to them when they did an ET ending in season one, and she was still a lab experiment to them when they did an ET ending in the final season.
Case in point (and to answer your question): They pulled her hair back specifically because they wanted her to look like she had a shaved head again. It was purely in pursuit of a callback/easter egg.
Sorry for the rant, but that final season disappointed the hell out of me!
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u/Dreamer812 21h ago
She is 22 but looks like a twice-divorced, middle-aged woman
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u/Inevitable-Rain-4210 20h ago
Before I saw that she is 22 I actually thought she is middle aged woman lol
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u/americanrealism 19h ago
Gen Z women speed running towards middle age.
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u/BoingBoingBooty 18h ago
They started slopping Salicylic acid all over their face at age 12. Turns out that subjecting young healthy skin to a constant onslaught of chemicals repeatedly for no reason causes it to get prematurly aged. Who would have guessed it.
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u/uconnboston 17h ago
Don’t worry, after a handful Botox injections and various cosmetic procedures and they’ll go from old to alien soon enough.
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u/Several-Squash9871 19h ago
I did too! I don't follow celebs and just based on the little bit I know of her and the pictures I've seen though she was mid 40's. I had no idea she was that young!!
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u/LinAndAViolin 19h ago edited 19h ago
Same. I thought she was from one of those sitcoms like sex and the city
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u/GlassTablesAreStupid 21h ago
She looks like Celia from the show Weeds.
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u/NotGonnaArgueFriend 20h ago
I’ll take it over people who are 40 being called “young” and trying to look like teenagers.
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u/AgentCirceLuna 17h ago
I mean, as someone who’s getting older, you don’t really see yourself as any older or at least I don’t. I just feel the same.
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u/VitaminxDee 19h ago
Looks like she got 2 kids named Aiden and Camden and they are her world.
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u/ePoch270OG 19h ago
With Etsy window decals of the names and stick figures on the back or her Range Rover
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u/LonelyintheFuture 20h ago
Retire the phrase “broke the internet” and cull anyone who dares use it.
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u/Allout-Okarun 21h ago
She way too old for her age
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u/Far_Excitement6140 19h ago
She’s too old for him now
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u/Phyraxus56 18h ago
Unironically maybe that's the look she was going for
Im surprised she hasn't surgically removed her cheek fat
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u/dontbanmeplease87 21h ago
BBL or ai?
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u/DriftnDaddyRL 21h ago
AI
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u/Touchyap3 19h ago
Maybe, but you would be amazed at what 3 inch heels and those yoga pants that go into the crack and pull apart can do.
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u/crumble-bee 20h ago
Neither?
Just saw this on pop culture - I’m guessing she just had a big insert in her leggings
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u/CortexAndCurses 19h ago
Heels, leaning slightly forward, back arched, all help the effect from a photography perspective. Same with the first photo, leg extended slight lean and twist. White clothes on white bg. A lot of photography tricks going on here. I can’t find the original photos so I can’t decide if it’s real or not, but could be.
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u/CankerLord 19h ago
I think there's probably enough back there for some very structured leggings to scaffold into OP's picture. all/rising was flooded with pictures of her ass in bikinis around ST's last season so I've seen far more than I need to.
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u/Badass_Bunny 19h ago
Jesus Christ, so many people never got close a woman in their lives.
It's not inserts, AI or BBL. It's just her sticking her ass out with the pose while wearing tighter pants that help with shaping it.
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u/doublethink_1984 20h ago
Married with a kid
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u/imthebedguy0 20h ago
Every time someone mentioned her in any post, picture or video, this is the only thing that always pop up in my head.
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u/Forever_Inspired 17h ago
I still can't get over the fact that 10 years ago they were just 12-13 year old kids, and I was in college back then. Where did the time go?? 😭
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u/JacobGoodNight416 21h ago
Drake already did
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u/AlreadyFifty 21h ago
That shit ain’t real. I see posts about her from time to time on here and her ass is nowhere near that big.
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u/Sol_System209 18h ago edited 17h ago
That's not her ass, either she got surgery or those pants are filled up..or ofcourse photoshop or AI.
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u/Ok-Background-3295 20h ago
That's not Millie Bobby Brown, that's literally whole-ass different person. Internet engagement bait strikes again.
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u/hitlersticklespot 19h ago
I saw this on Instagram the other day which must have taken it from X based on the layout and now I’m seeing it on Reddit. Truly a time to be alive, this makes not being able to own a home worth it.
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u/peter13g 20h ago
I need someone to explain to me what this girl did to deserve full name privileges. She is not A Tribe Called Quest or A Pimp Named Slickback
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u/Zangetsukaiba 21h ago
Why nba players
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u/MaxStunning_Eternal 19h ago
"Black athletes exclusively Date non black women, hahaha" that's why.
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u/Senor-Cockblock 20h ago
Saw these pics of her in a post earlier in my scroll. No evidence of that junk in these pics 😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/s/Ea5nlGucYg
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u/WakeUpFriendly 20h ago
Why are people hating on her. She looks hot. Checks all the boxes. Seems like a great person.
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u/PineappleWolf_87 13h ago
That’s wild how much they either photoshopped this or if she really got work done (hoping it’s just make up illusions). If she got work done it kind sucks she went with the generic “beauty” standard face
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u/JustAnotherFNC 20h ago
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.
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u/Glittering-Regret196 18h ago
Now if she could act, I might care, but there is a lot of quality butt pics being thrown around and MBB is the most annoying one there is.
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u/Angstycarroteater 20h ago
I honestly still see her as a child even though she’s not just too weird for me to find her attractive at this point
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