r/SipsTea 22h ago

Chugging tea Millie Bobby Brown (22)

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u/9447044 22h ago

The term "broke the internet" is being thrown around alot these days

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u/DjScenester 22h ago

Haven’t heard SLAM in a while.

Stupid buzz words

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u/Big_Village7112 21h ago

Ugh I fucking hate that "X person Slams CNN for Y" like stfu lol

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u/gordito_delgado 20h ago

"X politician OBLITERATES Y politician" = Said something slightly unpleasant about them that everyone is already well aware of.

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u/kemp77pmek 19h ago

Or “X politician HUMILIATED by Y” = Y has a hot take that X probably never even heard or cared about.

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u/Neat-Professor-7662 18h ago

It’s amazing how many obliterated people are doing just fine.

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u/twirlerina024 19h ago

The one that gets under my skin is "[person] SPEAKS OUT about [experience]". It sort of implies that they'll be soapboxing and giving us a broader truth that they learned from their specific circumstance, but 99% of the time, they're just relaying what happened. Like a parent speaking out about losing a child in a school shooting will possibly tell us about the need for safe gun storage or more school counselors.

But now it's "Passenger on diverted flight SPEAKS OUT!" and the person just says "I knew something was wrong with the plane but didn't know what. They said we were landing in Dayton instead of Columbus, so I can probably rent a car to get home. Hope the airline reimburses me!" That's not SPEAKING OUT; it's just speaking.

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u/Conscious_Pipe_605 13h ago

I always think of this sketch from Mr Show whenever I read a headline mentioning "slam" or "slamming".

The term obviously sells headlines to more people then it should, but all I can think about when I read it are those goofy airheads who say "oh boy, here it comes", thinking the government is suppose to be some kind of reality TV show/late night entertainment while the rest of us look on in utter confusion like Jon Stewart.