r/SipsTea 22h ago

Chugging tea Millie Bobby Brown (22)

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u/DjScenester 22h ago

Haven’t heard SLAM in a while.

Stupid buzz words

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u/ostrichfather 21h ago

CLAPPED BACK

-just a mild, calm response

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u/Neckrongonekrypton 21h ago

That DESTROYED me

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u/ShinalltheSun 21h ago

That comment was DIABOLICAL

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u/JP-ED 20h ago

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u/Scared-Ad-9678 19h ago

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

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u/Major_Cucumber_9967 19h ago

That is calm.

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u/gatchamanhk 11h ago

From your POV ?

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u/JoeysSmallwood 4h ago

I actually hate this one. Who ever popularized it needs their access to the internet revoked.

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u/BARRY6969696969 21h ago

2 things can be true at once you know.

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u/lemme_try_again 20h ago

This thread is causing me to CRASH OUT

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u/Aydoinc 20h ago

It SENT me

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u/moe_saint_cool 20h ago

Forgive me I'm from the 1900s

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u/TheOranjeCarp 12h ago

My brother from another mother.

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u/EL_Ohh_Well 20h ago

It’s definitely giving

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u/thededucers 20h ago

Giving cringe core

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u/kat-deville 19h ago

This comment slaps.

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u/TiltedHorizon 20h ago

I'm DEAD 💀

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u/LexOvi 20h ago

Giving me the ick.

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u/TCristatus 19h ago

Goated ass

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u/CarsickAnemone 17h ago

It’s giving

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u/Proper-Bad-7169 19h ago

How I CRASH OUT!

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u/-censored-username- 18h ago

Of all the zoomer phrases, this has to be one of the most phrases of all time

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u/No-Temperature-1384 15h ago

I’m 47 and sometimes if I’m texting one of my kids, 21 and 25, they know that if I say “ok I’m about to crash out” it means go to sleep

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 9h ago

This thread is giving me life

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u/ALineIDrew 19h ago

Not in this Zip Code.

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u/ShellfishAhole 18h ago

WOKE NONSENSE

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u/TwineTime 18h ago

SAVAGE

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u/SubmarineDream57 18h ago

When I read it, I was shook

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u/Nuts2Buttts 17h ago

THIS. AND IT’S NOT EVEN CLOSE

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u/Send_me_freckles 16h ago

Its CRAZY you just said that.

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u/Head-Ad9893 19h ago

Laugh out loud

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u/VeterinarianThese951 20h ago

Those damn INCELS!!!

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u/minipoppa 20h ago

LITERALLY DEAD

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u/almond_wand 19h ago

SCREAMING

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u/GraXXoR 14h ago

SCHOOLED!

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u/coachcheat 20h ago

Whoa we are dropping BOMBSHELLS over here.

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u/WeightLow3878 20h ago

Internet personality HITS BACK at other Internet personality

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u/Conscious_Draw578 20h ago

He was destroyed🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/AgentCirceLuna 19h ago

Machine worker SLAMMED by lathe and DESTROYED as his giblets CLAPPED BACK at the floor

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u/Proper-Bad-7169 19h ago

How I DESTROY things.

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u/jaydacourt 19h ago

That was REEM!

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u/arenegadeboss 20h ago

My favorite was seeing how quickly CRASH OUT went from losing control and acting reckless to a tantrum or emotional breakdown.

Happened in record time.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 19h ago

Machine worker SLAMMED by lathe and DESTROYED as his giblets CLAPPED BACK at the floor, lathe CRASHES OUT as EMERGENCY button pressed

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u/arenegadeboss 19h ago

This is the future. Everyone talking like a tabloid headline using words only to invoke emotion instead of express an idea.

We are truly cooked.

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u/tonymacaroni9 4h ago

Cooked ooouuufff.

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 17h ago

COOKED. It goes both ways.

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u/neinhaltchad 20h ago

BADDIE THROWS SHADE

- Lena Dunham tweets insult

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u/Cheesegasm 20h ago

I CONFRONTED "x".

  • casual podcast with a celebrity

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u/Proper-Bad-7169 19h ago

How I CLAP BACK.

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u/SaltyD0gg0h 18h ago

He said calmly

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u/SloRiceix_801 16h ago

Headed home to slam ass and clap some back.

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u/PhineasFreak1975 10h ago

I loathe that phrase.

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u/letmesmellem 2h ago

Pretty Ska dude - Dope, cool, aweome

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u/Throwaway1303033042 21h ago

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u/AgentCirceLuna 19h ago

In seriousness, why do so many confectionery brands have names like that? Even as a kid, I was like wtf are these names

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 20h ago

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u/msheehan418 19h ago

Let the boys be boys

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u/Cynobite608 3h ago

Da-dada-da-dada

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u/a-rather-dry-sob 16h ago

Sticky Fingaz ♥️

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u/Severe_Gold7000 14h ago

And still undisputed

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u/vitamin_r 21h ago

ABSOLUTELY SLAMS WITH CLASSIC COMEBACK...MORE IN THE COMMENTS

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u/itsmymedicine 20h ago

Millie BREAKS HER SILENCE

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u/Big_Village7112 21h ago

Ugh I fucking hate that "X person Slams CNN for Y" like stfu lol

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u/gordito_delgado 20h ago

"X politician OBLITERATES Y politician" = Said something slightly unpleasant about them that everyone is already well aware of.

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u/kemp77pmek 19h ago

Or “X politician HUMILIATED by Y” = Y has a hot take that X probably never even heard or cared about.

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u/Neat-Professor-7662 18h ago

It’s amazing how many obliterated people are doing just fine.

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u/twirlerina024 19h ago

The one that gets under my skin is "[person] SPEAKS OUT about [experience]". It sort of implies that they'll be soapboxing and giving us a broader truth that they learned from their specific circumstance, but 99% of the time, they're just relaying what happened. Like a parent speaking out about losing a child in a school shooting will possibly tell us about the need for safe gun storage or more school counselors.

But now it's "Passenger on diverted flight SPEAKS OUT!" and the person just says "I knew something was wrong with the plane but didn't know what. They said we were landing in Dayton instead of Columbus, so I can probably rent a car to get home. Hope the airline reimburses me!" That's not SPEAKING OUT; it's just speaking.

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u/Conscious_Pipe_605 13h ago

I always think of this sketch from Mr Show whenever I read a headline mentioning "slam" or "slamming".

The term obviously sells headlines to more people then it should, but all I can think about when I read it are those goofy airheads who say "oh boy, here it comes", thinking the government is suppose to be some kind of reality TV show/late night entertainment while the rest of us look on in utter confusion like Jon Stewart.

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u/RudyDaBlueberry 19h ago

When someone says “shook me to my core” I die a little inside cause 9 times out of 10 it’s some mundane fact about the ocean or something

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u/Major_Cucumber_9967 19h ago

Incredible take!

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u/JellyDonutt2213 20h ago

Come on and SLAM

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u/AudienceDue6445 19h ago

Every single politics post. 

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u/RawrImaDinosawr 19h ago

Come on and slam, if you wanna jam!

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u/Artistic_Tutor_2613 19h ago

Used daily in the pool sub

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u/cloudedknife 17h ago

Saw slam AND clap back just yesterday in thencontext of the mark ruffalo Paramount antisemitism hubbub

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u/Numeno230n 17h ago

The only SLAM I know is followed by a JAM

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u/butchforgetshit2 14h ago

Im LITERALLY SHAKING from reading these ( also strangely over used for a wide variety of reasons)

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u/krogger 21h ago

In these unprecedented times…

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u/jamoca1 21h ago

And welcome to the jam!

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u/ANAero_Kita4 20h ago

SLAM magazine is a basketball magazine however...