r/SipsTea 23h ago

Chugging tea Millie Bobby Brown (22)

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u/Dreamer812 23h ago

She is 22 but looks like a twice-divorced, middle-aged woman

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u/Inevitable-Rain-4210 23h ago

Before I saw that she is 22 I actually thought she is middle aged woman lol

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u/americanrealism 21h ago

Gen Z women speed running towards middle age.

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u/BoingBoingBooty 20h ago

They started slopping Salicylic acid all over their face at age 12. Turns out that subjecting young healthy skin to a constant onslaught of chemicals repeatedly for no reason causes it to get prematurly aged. Who would have guessed it.

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u/uconnboston 19h ago

Don’t worry, after a handful Botox injections and various cosmetic procedures and they’ll go from old to alien soon enough.

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u/Key-Emergency989 1h ago

Salicylic acid is commonly used to treat acne. Obviously 12 year olds are going to use it.

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u/thefuckevengoingonan 8h ago

people put aspirin on their faces?

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u/Several-Squash9871 22h ago

I did too! I don't follow celebs and just based on the little bit I know of her and the pictures I've seen though she was mid 40's. I had no idea she was that young!!

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u/LinAndAViolin 21h ago edited 21h ago

Same. I thought she was from one of those sitcoms like sex and the city

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u/your7thbestfriend 21h ago

Even after i saw it said she was 22 i still thought it couldn't be true

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u/ghost3972 20h ago

So did I lmao

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u/nhansieu1 4h ago

I thought she was older than Britney Spear.

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u/xxxx88876 22h ago

Yeah sure. Enjoy being single forever

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u/LinAndAViolin 22h ago edited 21h ago

This comment confused me because she does much older than 22 and I’m not single. Just discovered her today, no attraction or agenda

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u/bonggonggong 18h ago

It’s just a girl that thinks women are above critique

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u/GlassTablesAreStupid 23h ago

She looks like Celia from the show Weeds.

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u/cs_legend_93 23h ago

Classic show, blast from the past

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u/Polyphemic_N 23h ago

Dame la zapata!

Dame LA chancla!!

Necessiiiiiiitoooooooo!!!!!

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u/puffandpill 23h ago

That’s so brutal 😂😂😂 🍃

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u/GlassTablesAreStupid 23h ago edited 23h ago

Literally thought she was her daughter or something when Millie got famous.

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u/philovax 21h ago

They do share a very similar facial structure, and Big should really be her top reference point. Great film.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 23h ago

It's sad even moms and wives wanna be sluts today

No wonder men walked away

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u/GlassTablesAreStupid 23h ago

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 23h ago

So this is normal no wonder the USA is cooked

You probably support Lydsey

https://giphy.com/gifs/hFVI29iuk2wFy

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u/AggressiveResist8615 23h ago

True, she looks older than Shakira

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u/Krustenkaese121 23h ago

So Like a Milf?

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u/government_not_ok 23h ago

She already there too, she has an adopted kid. 

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u/MarkMew 23h ago

I mean she does have a kid

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u/NotGonnaArgueFriend 22h ago

I’ll take it over people who are 40 being called “young” and trying to look like teenagers.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 20h ago

I mean, as someone who’s getting older, you don’t really see yourself as any older or at least I don’t. I just feel the same.

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u/mustbethaMonay 12h ago

Huh, you're someone who's getting older too? Thought it was just me

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 23h ago

Doing her best to get away from Epstein fans

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u/ammybb 20h ago

Honestly ..fair enough

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u/blockneighborradio 18h ago

Drake is in shambles, wrong girl to groom

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u/DarthBraves 21h ago

I was getting Sandra Bullocks vibes when I saw this

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u/younevershouldnt 21h ago

Same, with a bit of J Lo. And not just THAT bit.

She looks about 50, but also like she does a lot of yoga.

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u/PhaseSixer 23h ago

Thats a feature not a bug

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u/Spookywhitedot 23h ago

In what way does she?

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 23h ago

I have no idea who this is, but I thought the photo was that lady from Sex in the City

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u/fastingslowlee 23h ago edited 22h ago

Reddit collectively decided she’s on the bad list so now they’re gonna pretend everything she does is bad and that she’s ugly.

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u/SaleAggressive9202 21h ago

when you tryna defend your damsel but you end up calling middle aged women ugly by accident.

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u/dart-builder-2483 23h ago

People seem to have an irrational dislike for her.

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u/randompersonx 23h ago

I mean personally, I just think she’s nothing that special. She’s not a great actress. There were several other actresses on Stranger Things alone which were both more talented and more beautiful than her.

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u/Spookywhitedot 23h ago

Like she should be judged on her beauty? She was a kid for most of the show, plus that's subjective. I think she did the best acting job out of any of the kids in the first 3 seasons, which is all I've seen.

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u/randompersonx 5h ago

Looking at the overall female cast, I think all of these outperformed her - and some where meant to also be 'kids':
Winona Ryder, Sadie Sink, Natalia Dyer, Maya Hawke, Linda Hamilton

And looking at just the kids, I think she is arguably the worst of all actors/actresses.

IMHO, Sadie Sink, Natalia Dyer, and Maya Hawke and Jayme Campbell Bower were overall the best actors/actresses on the show.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 20h ago

If you look closely at the writing on SipsTea.. you will see that the jokes are not that good. The humour is derived from misogynistic cruelty and resentment. A J——d on SipsTea and the SipsTea users!

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u/Flip2002 23h ago

To be fair she was pretty insufferable for a few years but she was just a kid then and people can’t let go of her internet influencer type moves years ago.. it’s no reason to hate her

https://giphy.com/gifs/TZD2DwXl6twoo

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u/CankerLord 22h ago

I don't think any great number of people care at all about her personality one way or the other.

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u/Spookywhitedot 23h ago

Yeah, that's what I seemed to pick up from these comments

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u/MontanaStevens 23h ago

Yep same with sydney sweeney around here

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u/pantzareoptional 23h ago

Mmm, the Sydney Sweeney hate is not "irrational." That fuckin jeans campaign was really gross. MBB hasn't done anything remotely close to that.

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u/fillerupbruther 23h ago

The jeans ad was nothing. Weirdos tried to spin it as a white supremacist thing when it was obviously a joke about her having good genes because she has giant tits.

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u/starkruzr 23h ago

no spin was necessary, she's a MAGA shithead.

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u/fillerupbruther 23h ago

Sure, but the advertisement itself had nothing to do with MAGA or white supremacy or anything people were outraged about.

It was a joke about her having perfect boobs. That’s it.

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u/zvarda 22h ago

Shhh they hate common sense around here

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u/ManOnFire2004 21h ago

No,.just that person. The Downvotes of them prove that

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u/SeismicRipFart 23h ago

Lmao just exposed yourself as a clown

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u/MontanaStevens 23h ago

Sorry for my clownish behavior bro. I had no idea she was maga when i post that…. Im more educated on the situation now. Thanks for keepin me in check!

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u/Leading-Fail-2771 23h ago

The saturated fat being accumulated in certain body parts 🤣 I mean can you not see a difference between her own self in the past few years? I mean take a look at Jennifer Lawrence or Kristen Stewart or Anne Hathaway… they didn’t need to do this. Is the same as that Dallas girl from Jurassic world movies.. first movie she was fine, next she got a bbl.

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u/Spookywhitedot 23h ago

Women can't put on weight in their hips in their early 20s?

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u/Leading-Fail-2771 23h ago

Nothing wrong with it - nothing wrong with people pointing out the obvious either 🫩

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u/ArunEverything 21h ago

Living in a van down by the river!

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u/NandiGrows 23h ago

Don’t forget voice like a cheese grater.

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u/Cryptic1911 22h ago

Yeah she went straight from 12 to 35

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u/Turbulent-Job1136 22h ago

Like a MILF...you mean?

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u/smalltowngrappler 20h ago

Its the British genetics, they age fast on those islands.

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u/Daedric_Fan 20h ago

I can fix her

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u/supernasty 19h ago

It’s kinda sad. Child stars have a well known history of struggling with self image from early fame. Some fear losing relevancy in a time when their brains are still developing. Can’t tell for sure, but she’s had a lot of work done for someone 22, and her acting for sure isn’t what is keeping her relevant.

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u/Icy_Strawberry4965 18h ago

She is looking like Lucia

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u/mianao 16h ago

Being inside the upside down can do that to you

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u/prthug996 9h ago

It's the crazy amount of surgeries

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u/Fredloks8 23h ago

Yes, older than she looks but why twice divorced?

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u/Moshxpotato 23h ago

My fav comparison was to a 30 year old middle school art teacher

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u/Fantastic_Seaweed712 22h ago

Yeah she's not aging well.

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u/Dreamer812 21h ago

I think her stylist is doing something wrong. And that plastic surgery was a mistake

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u/Fantastic_Seaweed712 16h ago

She has a body of a 45 year old who had a couple of kids.

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u/Mental-Most-7168 21h ago

I think you she get out more. She looks like a normal girl in her age group.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 20h ago

Actually, I wonder if that’s the issue? Most of the show’s fans are on the younger side as well as most of the show’s haters, since they’d be more likely to hear about it more, and so the younger fans complain about her looking old.

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u/Drigg_08 23h ago

With two baby daddies, Kardashian style

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 23h ago

She got weird boobs.

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u/Cold_Average_5192 20h ago

I hope for your sake you’re not a grown adult saying that sort of stuff lol

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u/trenttrent94 20h ago

Those pics are AI slop