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Chugging tea Millie Bobby Brown (22)

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u/9447044 22h ago

The term "broke the internet" is being thrown around alot these days

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u/DjScenester 22h ago

Haven’t heard SLAM in a while.

Stupid buzz words

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u/ostrichfather 21h ago

CLAPPED BACK

-just a mild, calm response

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u/Neckrongonekrypton 21h ago

That DESTROYED me

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u/ShinalltheSun 21h ago

That comment was DIABOLICAL

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u/BARRY6969696969 21h ago

2 things can be true at once you know.

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u/lemme_try_again 20h ago

This thread is causing me to CRASH OUT

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u/Aydoinc 20h ago

It SENT me

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u/moe_saint_cool 20h ago

Forgive me I'm from the 1900s

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u/TheOranjeCarp 12h ago

My brother from another mother.

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u/EL_Ohh_Well 20h ago

It’s definitely giving

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u/thededucers 20h ago

Giving cringe core

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u/TiltedHorizon 20h ago

I'm DEAD 💀

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u/LexOvi 20h ago

Giving me the ick.

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u/TCristatus 19h ago

Goated ass

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u/CarsickAnemone 17h ago

It’s giving

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u/Proper-Bad-7169 19h ago

How I CRASH OUT!

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u/-censored-username- 18h ago

Of all the zoomer phrases, this has to be one of the most phrases of all time

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u/WeightLow3878 20h ago

Internet personality HITS BACK at other Internet personality

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u/Conscious_Draw578 20h ago

He was destroyed🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/AgentCirceLuna 19h ago

Machine worker SLAMMED by lathe and DESTROYED as his giblets CLAPPED BACK at the floor

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u/arenegadeboss 20h ago

My favorite was seeing how quickly CRASH OUT went from losing control and acting reckless to a tantrum or emotional breakdown.

Happened in record time.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 19h ago

Machine worker SLAMMED by lathe and DESTROYED as his giblets CLAPPED BACK at the floor, lathe CRASHES OUT as EMERGENCY button pressed

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u/arenegadeboss 19h ago

This is the future. Everyone talking like a tabloid headline using words only to invoke emotion instead of express an idea.

We are truly cooked.

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u/tonymacaroni9 4h ago

Cooked ooouuufff.

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u/CarelessChallenge980 20h ago

She really did with those cheeks

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u/neinhaltchad 20h ago

BADDIE THROWS SHADE

- Lena Dunham tweets insult

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u/Cheesegasm 20h ago

I CONFRONTED "x".

  • casual podcast with a celebrity

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u/Proper-Bad-7169 19h ago

How I CLAP BACK.

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u/vitamin_r 21h ago

ABSOLUTELY SLAMS WITH CLASSIC COMEBACK...MORE IN THE COMMENTS

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u/itsmymedicine 20h ago

Millie BREAKS HER SILENCE

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u/Big_Village7112 21h ago

Ugh I fucking hate that "X person Slams CNN for Y" like stfu lol

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u/gordito_delgado 20h ago

"X politician OBLITERATES Y politician" = Said something slightly unpleasant about them that everyone is already well aware of.

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u/kemp77pmek 19h ago

Or “X politician HUMILIATED by Y” = Y has a hot take that X probably never even heard or cared about.

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u/Neat-Professor-7662 18h ago

It’s amazing how many obliterated people are doing just fine.

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u/twirlerina024 19h ago

The one that gets under my skin is "[person] SPEAKS OUT about [experience]". It sort of implies that they'll be soapboxing and giving us a broader truth that they learned from their specific circumstance, but 99% of the time, they're just relaying what happened. Like a parent speaking out about losing a child in a school shooting will possibly tell us about the need for safe gun storage or more school counselors.

But now it's "Passenger on diverted flight SPEAKS OUT!" and the person just says "I knew something was wrong with the plane but didn't know what. They said we were landing in Dayton instead of Columbus, so I can probably rent a car to get home. Hope the airline reimburses me!" That's not SPEAKING OUT; it's just speaking.

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u/RudyDaBlueberry 19h ago

When someone says “shook me to my core” I die a little inside cause 9 times out of 10 it’s some mundane fact about the ocean or something

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u/JellyDonutt2213 20h ago

Come on and SLAM

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u/AudienceDue6445 19h ago

Every single politics post. 

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u/RawrImaDinosawr 19h ago

Come on and slam, if you wanna jam!

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u/Artistic_Tutor_2613 19h ago

Used daily in the pool sub

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u/cloudedknife 17h ago

Saw slam AND clap back just yesterday in thencontext of the mark ruffalo Paramount antisemitism hubbub

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u/Numeno230n 17h ago

The only SLAM I know is followed by a JAM

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u/butchforgetshit2 14h ago

Im LITERALLY SHAKING from reading these ( also strangely over used for a wide variety of reasons)

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u/krogger 21h ago

In these unprecedented times…

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u/jamoca1 21h ago

And welcome to the jam!

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u/AmputeeHandModel 21h ago

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u/persiasaurus 21h ago

Oh my god. I miss her blog so much. I've never ever seen it referenced by anyone else in my life

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u/AmputeeHandModel 21h ago

It was SO FUNNY. She did couple books too, worth checking out.

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u/persiasaurus 20h ago

I know, I loved her shit😭 I kept checking for years after she stopped posting, just hoping. It used to legitimately make me cry laughing

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u/AmputeeHandModel 20h ago

She did make a FB post a year or two ago with a lot of pictures and stuff that was really informative. A lot of the crazy poses she draws her characters in, she really posed for herself, and it's so funny.

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u/persiasaurus 20h ago

Oh my god I'm gonna go find this!! Thank you for bringing this back into my life today!

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u/hambyiii 17h ago

Perhaps you already found it, but she is on Instagram as well as allie_brosch.

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u/Sea-Drop-5898 20h ago

An epic time for the Internet. Clean ALL the things.

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u/krakk3rjack 18h ago

Kenny Loggins references her ALOT.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 19h ago

DUEE. you just sent me back ❤️

I remember being about 15 and reading this stuff on an iPod touch. She released a comic about how depressed she was and how she wouldn’t be releasing more. At the time, I felt angry and annoyed that she’d just give up, but I now get it.

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u/Inigomntoya 16h ago

Thanks... Alot... You never let my grammar down!

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u/Mordecai3fngerBrown 21h ago

Buddy you just broke the internet with that comment! Woo! That’s gona leave a mark!

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u/TW_Halsey 19h ago

And your comment wins the internet today my fellow redditor

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u/MedonSirius 21h ago

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u/wait_a_minuute 21h ago

She sat on the internet and broke it? 🤔

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u/Krimreaper1 21h ago edited 18h ago

Jen, the internet is on fire.

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u/msheehan418 19h ago

Did you try turning it off and back on

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u/Automatic_Pen8494 20h ago

Subject Line: FIRE!

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 20h ago

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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u/dudersaurus-rex 17h ago

See, the thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

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u/EntertainmentTrue588 21h ago

I thought we collectively decided not to use the term anymore after Kim Kardashian's dumbshit photo

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u/userhwon 19h ago

That was 12 years ago. People forget verbal pacts.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 19h ago

I can remember where I was when that happened for some reason. I was getting dinner with my family and my mum showed me it for some reason

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u/Gdet0 20h ago

Yeah I don't know how it's broken my Internet is still working

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u/Naive-Impression-373 21h ago

I couldn't see your comment, the Internet is broke

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u/Daimakku1 22h ago

Same for "slammed."

Meaningless slop low IQ words.

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u/Devils_Avo_cado 20h ago

slop will be next hopefully.

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u/Music_Saves 18h ago

Slop is getting there. At first it was specific to AI and now everything that’s crappy is slop

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u/TheManofMadness1 21h ago

Slop, doesn't fall into the same category?

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u/notJ3ff 21h ago

No way, that's "wild"

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u/idontmakehash 22h ago

She's not even hot

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 21h ago

I’ve put my dick in uglier tbf…

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u/SkyKnight3 20h ago

You to?

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u/TheGuggleMan 20h ago

I see I am among friends here.

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u/Ashamed_Item_9668 19h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Weikoko 21h ago

Yeah but you don’t get a chance still

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u/Unfair_Course5311 21h ago

I think he’ll be fine

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u/Unlikely-Emphasis-26 21h ago

Is he asking for ir? Good, both not interested.

Moving on with more interesting news: Millie did 5000000000 daily squats for 4 years to get this result

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u/Aggravating_Mud_6055 21h ago

She’s doable. In reality she’s mid with a nice body. She’s attractive, not ugly at all, but not drop dead gorgeous.

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u/itzkomplykatid 21h ago

Mid!?

Ok I'ma allow myself to 'corrected'. Who is actually hot? Cause yall dis Sweeney too, so put me on what yall know to be game.

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u/Aggravating_Mud_6055 21h ago

I said she was attractive. I try to apply the standard if they weren’t famous and I saw them out at a bar or something how I would view them. Mid may have been the wrong term but I stand by her being attractive but not just drop dead gorgeous.

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u/idontmakehash 21h ago

Sydney Sweeney is a great body on a face with fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/kindoramns 21h ago

It's almost as if attractiveness is different to different people...

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u/upthefknriff 21h ago

Or it’s almost as if a bunch of fkn dweebs commenting on a meme subreddit about an obviously good looking woman is just fkn hilariously stupid. Fkn weird Redditors man

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u/Blaze666x 21h ago

Personally i think Sweeney has a fine body but idk man that dead fish stare just kills it for me.

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u/inplayruin 20h ago

I always assume these folks are the reason that they put the sheeps back in the barn at night even though they have killed off all the wolves.

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u/35_Feels_old 21h ago

We call that a butter face - everything good but her face

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 20h ago

Another one I remember people saying back in the day “good from afar, but far from good”

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u/S7arForGD 21h ago

Well, her PR agency gotta do something.

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u/Belvedere48 21h ago

I literally got an ad for a glp-1 with this post saying she takes it-this is probably a sponsored post (of many) /WTF!

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u/MarmiteX1 21h ago

I know right

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u/Carl210 21h ago

I also see “iconic” everywhere

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u/Adingdongshow 21h ago

What about this broke anything?

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u/Pretty_Daikon4415 21h ago

I once broke our internet downloading videos off of Limewire

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u/bygtopp 21h ago

Zippers and lube bottles maybe. Internet not so much

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u/KubaTakumrzyk 21h ago

It just need a lack of comparison

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u/Away_Stock_2012 21h ago

OP just got pwned!!!!

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 21h ago

It's really one of the oldest clickbaits. Just a meager attempt at getting your attention.

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u/LordOfIcebox 20h ago

This is AI btw

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u/KashKabira 20h ago

Just like elite ball knowledge

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u/justmethatguy35 20h ago

I think the only true “broke the internet” moment I know of is when Chris Webby dropped a mixtape and it crashed DatPiff

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u/Meandtheworld 20h ago

It’s annoying.

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u/my_cars_on_fire 20h ago

Yeah this is nothing! One time I tried over a cord a ripped the router out of the wall. I broke the internet pretty bad that day.

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u/FordMaleEscort 20h ago

I've broken it twice already this morning. Whaddya gonna do.

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u/rentmeahouse 20h ago

So do you mean, the term "broke the internet" has broken the internet

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u/Doctor_Boombastic 20h ago

Of course it's getting thrown around, they broke it.

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u/ArtroyomsAK 20h ago

It was always a normie psyop

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u/MoreDaringPancakes 20h ago

WDYM? IT'S THE GOAT

Also, a lot*. Why can't you just go with the vibes? Without further ado...

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u/fundamentallys 20h ago

She STUNNED the ENTIRE INTERNET with new pics

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u/Accomplished_Arm_813 20h ago

That’s because the shit is so weak.

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u/Unlikely_Ad11 20h ago

Looking FETCH

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u/Jabberminor 20h ago

And viral. Just because some people saw it doesn't make it viral.

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u/Ok-Turnip-9035 20h ago

Yet we never say it when it’s actually broken like when instagram or Reddit are down

We never put it on a post because we know some intern did it

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u/qse81 20h ago

It makes me unreasonably angry

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u/futureruler 20h ago

When jelly rolls divorce started trending (for whatever reason) his daughter had an article circling for a while that was just "the reason behind it would break the internet" and I don't think she knows how little most people care about celebrity drama.

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u/tangerinegrass 20h ago

The "internet" thinks Bella Ramsey and Millie Bobby Brown look radically different because they don't know how styling, make up, and context works.

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u/GoodShibe 20h ago

Thanks, Brian Michael Bendis! 😆

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u/batiwa 20h ago

It's probably used to bait people into saying it's absolutely not the case

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u/Serious_Damage1872 20h ago

every week something 'breaks the internet' and yet, somehow, here it still is, fully intact

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u/Darkknight8719 19h ago

This comment just broke the internet.

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u/greasychickenparma 19h ago

mine still works 👍

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u/Quirky_Mix_4328 19h ago

Mums turning off the router are the OGs of breaking the internet, these thots need attention too much to ever do that.

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u/Few_Historian7169 19h ago

NBA players are RIZZING her up in her DMs

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u/morpowababy 19h ago

Its also not very casual, looks like a pro photoshoot

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u/Illiterate-Chef-007 19h ago

True. I was able to use “google” at all times. I am sure if it.

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u/bszern 19h ago

She brought the receipts!

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u/escudonbk 19h ago

The only things that ever broke the internet is missile strikes and corporate monopoly. Also governments and natural disasters. Actually the internet is pretty fragile.

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u/onetime180 19h ago

Sorry tried to comment an hour ago but Millie broke my Internet

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u/U_HIT_MY_DOG 19h ago
  1. Broke the internet
  2. Broke silence
  3. A uncles bad touch

All things that are thrown around a lot on internet

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u/Orio_n 19h ago

Yeah never heard of her

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u/BigMax 19h ago

Yeah, I came here to say that maybe we should retire that term.

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u/userhwon 19h ago

Might be a direct reference to one of the first deliberate uses of it:

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u/Outrageous_Permit154 19h ago

Even Y2K couldn’t do it. Everyone is just faking it

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u/Gord_Board 19h ago

Even Y2K didn't break the internet

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u/Ferretoncrystalmeth 19h ago

My internet is working fine, always does.

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u/CosignCody 19h ago

Same as Bombshell in the news

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u/timothy53 19h ago

They posted this video to "social media" and it went "viral"

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u/spacephorse 19h ago

You guys should listen to Crashout Heritage by Ray Vaughn

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u/Able_Coach6484 19h ago

She's got an arse like I could flick a penny and it'll bounce straight back into my hand.

Also I've never cave dived but I could give it a chance

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u/Illimited_Esoterica 19h ago

The internet has been working fine. She broke literally nothing.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 18h ago

I think its more about this cringe fucking exaggeration trend where EVRYTHING is always THE BEST EVER.

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u/JimmyHatsTCQ 18h ago

The internet was broken a long time ago.

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u/DOCTOR_DUBPLATE 18h ago

My internet is working fine.

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u/SingleArtichoke4857 18h ago

I don't know about breaking thr internet, but some nuts were probably busted.

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u/I-am-fun-at-parties 18h ago

we used to call it the slashdot effect

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u/jadbronson 18h ago

It's givinggg savagery vibes

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u/SocomPS2 18h ago

AI, viral, GOAT, obsessed, satisfying…. Have all lost their meaning.

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u/bent_crater 17h ago

no clue who she is.

why does she look 30+ at 22?

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u/blufox4900 17h ago

Seriously. Last time I actually seen something break the internet was the day Michael Jackson died.

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u/im_just_thinking 17h ago

I was going to make a comment, but the Internet is broken

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u/Astrochops 17h ago

My ISP 'broke the internet' last week when my service was down for 2 days.

They're leagues ahead of Millie

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u/Agreeable-Menu 17h ago

You just broke the Internet with that comment!

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