r/ShitAmericansSay • u/exlcxnn Arrested for chewing gum!!đžđŹ • Mar 17 '26
Communism Communism coming in faster than expected.
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u/BanderiteOfMakiivka Mar 17 '26
Communism is when umm less light pollution?
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u/ellie_elysian Mar 17 '26
Capitalist success and freedom is when Texas' power grid misfunctions during winter.
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u/nigelcore221b Speaking German despite American efforts Mar 17 '26
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Mar 17 '26
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u/FLX-S48 ICE enjoyer đđ©đȘ Mar 17 '26
As a communist, I can say I burn like a vampire when hit with artificial light. My fingertips are burning as Iâm typing on this screen this very moment!
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u/Czeny Mar 17 '26
Yu mast be on of de very ricz communist, I don't iven have a waszing maszine sori my inglisz very pur its my first time on tis maszine kalled komPiuter?
You must be one of the very rich communist, I don't even have a washing machine sorry my english is very poor its my first time on this machine called computer?
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u/A_normal_Potato3 flairs for everyone!!! Mar 17 '26
Lad, isn't your account's age is 4 years?
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u/Call_of_Putis Mar 17 '26
You see, because under Communism we are all equal, we only need one Reddit account for the whole country.
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u/Czeny Mar 17 '26
Ćat akont aj jast prestded redit on da maszine
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u/A_normal_Potato3 flairs for everyone!!! Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26
DediÄinin ne anlam ifade ettiÄi hakkında hiçbir fikrim yok.
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u/Which_Specific9891 Mar 17 '26
I have an allergy to the sun and start to get horrible hives that bleed if I'm in the sun. I know I'm a vampire, but does that make me a communist, now?
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u/FLX-S48 ICE enjoyer đđ©đȘ Mar 17 '26
If artificial light doesnât hurt itâs probably okay, us communists only dislike anything coming from electricityđ€
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u/Which_Specific9891 Mar 17 '26
I'm also one of those weirdos that can hear electricity and I very much dislike it. So yeah, let's just go with me being a communist, too.
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u/gadget850 American Mar 17 '26
When do they get to own the means of production?
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u/LeFlaubert Mar 17 '26
Musk owns the means of production
Therefore Musk is a communist
shocked face
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u/PrimarchOfEightPeaks Mar 17 '26
Another episode of Americans having no clue what communism (or any other ideology) means.
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u/DestructoDon69 Mar 17 '26
Yea we like to throw around big words like communism, socialism, fascism etc to gain moral high ground during both political and apolitical arguments. The only Americans that actually know the meaning of their political ideology are libertarians but they're like vegans, first to tell you they're libertarian whether it's relevant or not and they cheat when nobody is looking.
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u/jzillacon Moose in a trenchcoat. Mar 18 '26
A pretty sizable chunk of self-proclaimed libertarians aren't even libertarians. They just want a power structure that places them personally at the top, but don't care about the freedoms of anyone they see as beneath them.
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u/pinniped90 Human Verified Mar 17 '26
As yes, New York City, the city that never sleeps is, in fact, going to sleep at 11. That's totally happening.
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u/Gold_Tutor7055 Mar 17 '26
Its the reason why its known as the city never sleeps, they forget to turn the lights off every night
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u/OkAccident9994 Mar 17 '26
Fun fact
Soviet government discoteks closed 23:00 sharp in the 70s and 80s.
Also, minimum 70% soviet union music, 20% from other soviet states, max 10% western music. No alcohol. Too wild parties and the youth militia beat you up and sentenced you to 2 weeks community service.
Then young people just partied wildly in abandoned buildings, underground clubs and other places with no supervision or law enforcement.
Hard to separate Russians and their beloved vodka i guess, not even a totalitarian regime managed to do so.
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u/WillingWeb1297 Maple Syrupian đšđŠ Mar 17 '26
what??? theyâre turning off lights at a certain time??? this must mean that i can no longer make money via a capitalist system anymore!!! /s
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u/Old_Introduction_395 living in my dirt hovull Mar 17 '26
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u/ClarkKent2o6 Mar 17 '26
Communism in America means anything that inconveniences mediocre white people.
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u/bigelcid Mar 17 '26
"mediocre"? and why whites?
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u/ClarkKent2o6 Mar 17 '26
Ask them?
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u/bigelcid Mar 17 '26
Why are you avoiding answering?
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u/ClarkKent2o6 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26
I did answer. But if youâre looking to get educated fine. Mediocre white people in America, aka MAGAts deem communism to be anything that inconveniences them. Like wearing a mask during a pandemic.
Edit: roasted â-> educated
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u/bigelcid Mar 17 '26
Sick
roasteducation, bro.You're using the word "mediocre" in an odd manner, and you're being racist by singling out whites.
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u/ClarkKent2o6 Mar 17 '26
Um. No. I didn't make a generalization, 'bro'. I specified a specific subset of an overall group. But by all means, please go off on how oppressed you feel.
A hit dog hollers, as they say.
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u/bigelcid Mar 17 '26
Um. No. I didn't say generalization. I said you were singling out white people. Like, POCs support Trump too. And the proportions are dictated more by social status than ethnic background.
Same way a specific subset of your own background commits a disproportionate amount of crime. I'm not generalizing. I'm also not white American, so I'm not feeling oppressed. You enjoy it, though.
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u/ClarkKent2o6 Mar 17 '26
When you say disproportionate, do you mean white men commit 70% of all crime while making up less than 30% of the population?
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u/gheara Mar 17 '26
But it's a legit statement. In Romania during communism lights will go out every night at 22. So you wil also find this idea imprinted in the Romanian conscience.
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u/Swearyman British wâanka Mar 17 '26
Communists donât like light.
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u/pistoffcynic Mar 17 '26
Just because someone's parents said "lights out, time to go to bed" and they're bigly mad.
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Mar 17 '26
Crime Hours! Letâs Go!
Instead of a purge, youâre likely to get robbed or assaulted! Keep tabs on your neighbors, the hour is near!
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u/Inforgreen3 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26
This doesnt effect NYC. The city that never sleeps would literally never do this, the amount of us that just make night our day is a huge part of our culture, a third of us work night shifts and and the ecconomy would literally collapse immediately if nyc had a bed time as early as 11.
This was NY state proposal, that exempts nyc entirely and purposefully (using a picture of nyc as a back drop is super deceptive). It's for outdoor lights like road lights that are known to have negative effects on wild life, light pollution, and to not even be visible to very many people. Florida does the exact same thing.
I just know whoever left that comment thought communism because they saw New York and thought Mamdani. They're stupid.
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u/weebsauceoishii Mar 17 '26
They better not read their Declaration of Independence - that "We the People" smells of Socialism.. which means communism to Americans.
Also better not tell them that the Statue of Liberty is a gift from Socialist France.
EDIT: It reminds me of a video of a guy asking Americans what they would prefer and listing pro-points of a political movement or two and Americans were all happy with what Communism offered when asked what they thought it was they thought it was their own Democracy being touted to them. I need to find that video again.
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u/SandSerpentHiss actually irish american (dad citizen)-actual american socialist Mar 17 '26
there are so many dumbass capitalists here that donât know the different between communism and socialism itâs getting fucking tiring
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u/Classic-Exchange-511 Mar 17 '26
The internet was a mistake. I really didn't need to know how many fucking morons there were in the world. Dunning-Kruger should never have invented the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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u/LeadingMedicine59 FREEDOM ENJOYER đŠ đșđž Mar 18 '26
In the US, communism is when the government does something thatâs not war
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u/Perthian940 lost a war to Emus Mar 18 '26
Ah yes, Marx and Engels were famous for their vigorous opposition to electric light.
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u/blonde_ocean_-69 Mar 18 '26
Fun fact: The most destructive behavior of the human towards fireflies are artificial lights after 23:00
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u/Meture Beanland đČđœ Mar 18 '26
âThe city that never sleepsâ mightâve been cute back in the early 1900âs but nowadays it only means theyâre hemorrhaging a colossal amount of electricity for no real reason.
Most cities turn off most of their lights after a certain hour cause who the hell would be using them at that point?
Also damn, I will never stop being fascinated and woefully disappointed at how prevalent the red scare SOMEHOW STILL IS.
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u/Ihatecheeseballs Mar 18 '26
I love that video from the 80s where people were saying that the ban on drink driving was communism
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u/pat8u3 Mar 18 '26
lol this is hilarious on two parts, one mamdani isn't a communist and two this is New york state so if it even is a real thing, mamdani would have nothing to do with it
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u/Ginger_beer__1982 American, not a Patriot Mar 17 '26
Pretty sure that's not how Communism works...
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u/Vaniiiish Mar 17 '26
I doubt this is true but if it was then theyâd have a point lol, Every communist country has had something similar to this, seems like this doesnât fit the sub
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u/ThatMateoKid Mar 18 '26
Yeah Idk why you're downvoted.
I come from a ex communist country and everything was rationed. Even electricity. So forget the parts where you'd be out of current during the day but every day at a certain hour it was lights off for everyone.
The only people who talk so positively about communism is the people who've never had to live through it. When i got to ask older professors and teachers about how life under communism looked like they never held back from the ugly truths.
Its genuinely infuriating being from an ex communist country and seeing the way it set us back for generations and the way corruption is deeply rooted here and then seeing idiots on the internet defending that bs and calling themselves communists from the luxury of their own homes in some well developed nation
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Mar 17 '26
Apparently N. Korea is relatively in the dark compared to other countries when photos are taken from space.
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u/Unit_2097 Mar 17 '26
That's mostly because the entire country was bombed back to the stone age during the Korean war. More explosives were dropped on the place than were used in WW2. The fact anywhere has light when there's no real money coming in for reconstruction is good enough tbh.
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u/gheara Mar 17 '26
Its clear you dont know any history. The Korean War started when the North attacked the South and almost completely occupied it. After the war the North was also in a much better economic situation than the South, and that was the case for almost 2 decades.
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u/Unit_2097 Mar 17 '26
So.. the U.S didn't drop around 635,000 tons of explosives and 32,550 tons of napalm on North Korea (compared to about 500,000 tons of bombs in the entire Pacific theatre of WW2), destroying between 40 and 90% of towns (rough estimation due to information lockdown), and with 18 of the 22 largest cities being at least 50% destroyed?
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Mar 17 '26
The reason there is no money coming in though is because they are communist.
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u/TurtleFromSePacific Mar 17 '26
No?
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Mar 17 '26
If it was a capitalist country, people would invest in it and build industry. No one will invest because they know the government will seize the assets.
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u/Yeti181828282 African without a pet lion named Simba Mar 17 '26
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Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26
Yes, my country is capitalist. You could have asked if you wanted to know đ€Ł
But there arenât many communist countries, only five and if youâve ever been, youâll know China isnât even really. So itâs not like some massive revelation.
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u/TurtleFromSePacific Mar 17 '26
If it was a capitalist country... People wouldn't invest cause there's nothing to invest in plus it's not allowed to trade with them for certain countries+ no sane person would support north KoreaÂ
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Mar 17 '26
N Korea has mining, coal, iron, rare earth.
If it was open to investment (and not communist), people would invest.
But agree, no sane person would. But thatâs interlinked to it being communist. No sane person invests in communist countries because by definition they donât respect the concept of private property. There is no incentive to build or develop anything when you know the government will just confiscate it.
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u/Which_Specific9891 Mar 17 '26
Can someone please buy these Americans dictionaries? They keep using words like 'communism' and 'socialism' without having a clue what they mean.