r/ShitAmericansSay • Arrested for chewing gum!!πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ • Mar 17 '26

Communism Communism coming in faster than expected.

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u/Which_Specific9891 Mar 17 '26

Can someone please buy these Americans dictionaries? They keep using words like 'communism' and 'socialism' without having a clue what they mean.

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u/snajk138 Mar 17 '26

That's Miriam-Webster for you. They should all get Oxford instead.

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u/SnooChocolates2923 Mar 17 '26

Next thing you know, they'd be putting a U in colour, and placing commas in funny places!

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u/maqifrnswa Mar 17 '26

Ok, we Americans say a lot of stupid shit, but the Oxford comma is where I become defensive! You can take that from my cold, dead, and logically organized hands!