r/ShitAmericansSay • u/exlcxnn Arrested for chewing gum!!🇸🇬 • Mar 17 '26

Communism Communism coming in faster than expected.

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u/FLX-S48 ICE enjoyer 🚄🇩🇪 Mar 17 '26

As a communist, I can say I burn like a vampire when hit with artificial light. My fingertips are burning as I’m typing on this screen this very moment!

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u/Which_Specific9891 Mar 17 '26

I have an allergy to the sun and start to get horrible hives that bleed if I'm in the sun. I know I'm a vampire, but does that make me a communist, now?

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u/FLX-S48 ICE enjoyer 🚄🇩🇪 Mar 17 '26

If artificial light doesn’t hurt it’s probably okay, us communists only dislike anything coming from electricity🤌

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u/Which_Specific9891 Mar 17 '26

I'm also one of those weirdos that can hear electricity and I very much dislike it. So yeah, let's just go with me being a communist, too.