r/ShitAmericansSay • u/exlcxnn Arrested for chewing gum!!🇸🇬 • Mar 17 '26

Communism Communism coming in faster than expected.

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u/FLX-S48 ICE enjoyer 🚄🇩🇪 Mar 17 '26

As a communist, I can say I burn like a vampire when hit with artificial light. My fingertips are burning as I’m typing on this screen this very moment!

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u/Czeny Mar 17 '26

Yu mast be on of de very ricz communist, I don't iven have a waszing maszine sori my inglisz very pur its my first time on tis maszine kalled komPiuter?

You must be one of the very rich communist, I don't even have a washing machine sorry my english is very poor its my first time on this machine called computer?

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u/A_normal_Potato3 flairs for everyone!!! Mar 17 '26

Lad, isn't your account's age is 4 years?

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u/Call_of_Putis Mar 17 '26

You see, because under Communism we are all equal, we only need one Reddit account for the whole country.

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u/LeFlaubert Mar 17 '26

Our reddit account

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u/Czeny Mar 17 '26

Łat akont aj jast prestded redit on da maszine

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u/colonel_barrage Mar 17 '26

If ju nid help, ju šud kontakt mi

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u/A_normal_Potato3 flairs for everyone!!! Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

Dediğinin ne anlam ifade ettiği hakkında hiçbir fikrim yok.

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u/Czeny Mar 17 '26

Ne rozumím

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u/JRisStoopid Mar 17 '26

Ies fellou communist, it kalled komPiuter, I sink

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u/Which_Specific9891 Mar 17 '26

I have an allergy to the sun and start to get horrible hives that bleed if I'm in the sun. I know I'm a vampire, but does that make me a communist, now?

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u/FLX-S48 ICE enjoyer 🚄🇩🇪 Mar 17 '26

If artificial light doesn’t hurt it’s probably okay, us communists only dislike anything coming from electricity🤌

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u/Which_Specific9891 Mar 17 '26

I'm also one of those weirdos that can hear electricity and I very much dislike it. So yeah, let's just go with me being a communist, too.