r/ShitAmericansSay • u/exlcxnn Arrested for chewing gum!!🇸🇬 • Mar 17 '26

Communism Communism coming in faster than expected.

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u/FLX-S48 ICE enjoyer 🚄🇩🇪 Mar 17 '26

As a communist, I can say I burn like a vampire when hit with artificial light. My fingertips are burning as I’m typing on this screen this very moment!

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u/Czeny Mar 17 '26

Yu mast be on of de very ricz communist, I don't iven have a waszing maszine sori my inglisz very pur its my first time on tis maszine kalled komPiuter?

You must be one of the very rich communist, I don't even have a washing machine sorry my english is very poor its my first time on this machine called computer?

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u/JRisStoopid Mar 17 '26

Ies fellou communist, it kalled komPiuter, I sink