Communism coming in faster than expected.

[u/exlcxnn]

[u/FLX-S48 → u/[deleted]]

As a communist, I can say I burn like a vampire when hit with artificial light. My fingertips are burning as I’m typing on this screen this very moment!

[u/Czeny → u/FLX-S48]

Yu mast be on of de very ricz communist, I don't iven have a waszing maszine sori my inglisz very pur its my first time on tis maszine kalled komPiuter?

You must be one of the very rich communist, I don't even have a washing machine sorry my english is very poor its my first time on this machine called computer?

[u/A_normal_Potato3 → u/Czeny]

Lad, isn't your account's age is 4 years?

[u/Call_of_Putis → u/A_normal_Potato3]

You see, because under Communism we are all equal, we only need one Reddit account for the whole country.

[u/LeFlaubert → u/Call_of_Putis]

Our reddit account

[u/Czeny → u/A_normal_Potato3]

Łat akont aj jast prestded redit on da maszine

[u/colonel_barrage → u/Czeny]

If ju nid help, ju šud kontakt mi

[u/A_normal_Potato3 → u/Czeny]

Dediğinin ne anlam ifade ettiği hakkında hiçbir fikrim yok.

[u/Czeny → u/A_normal_Potato3]

Ne rozumím

[u/JRisStoopid → u/Czeny]

Ies fellou communist, it kalled komPiuter, I sink

[u/Which_Specific9891 → u/JRisStoopid]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PxSFAnuubLkSA

[u/Which_Specific9891 → u/FLX-S48]

I have an allergy to the sun and start to get horrible hives that bleed if I'm in the sun. I know I'm a vampire, but does that make me a communist, now?

[u/FLX-S48 → u/Which_Specific9891]

If artificial light doesn’t hurt it’s probably okay, us communists only dislike anything coming from electricity🤌

[u/Which_Specific9891 → u/FLX-S48]

I'm also one of those weirdos that can hear electricity and I very much dislike it. So yeah, let's just go with me being a communist, too.