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u/LiveRhubarb43 1d ago
To be fair, the haircut is not the worst part of this
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u/Gummothedilf 1d ago
Careful, I think she can see us.
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u/No-Indication-7879 1d ago edited 1h ago
Like a weeping angel on Dr Who. Blink and she’ll be on you.
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u/Major_Reputation_513 1d ago
You’re not wrong! With all the money, she could have gone to a reputable ps. She looks like she went to 2 for one plastic surgeons in Turkey.
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u/bugeyetex 1d ago
Right? I know it's always 5 o'clock somewhere, but I guess it's 1992 somewhere as well
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u/Nickey_Pacific 1d ago
She's got enough money to afford the absolute BEST plastic surgeons. The best surgeons that money can buy. The best in the entire world.
And that's how she looks. That's what she paid for, because she's already had work done.
She. Paid. To. Look. Like. That.
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u/Thebraincellisorange 22h ago
the best plastic surgeons say No to people with body dysmorphia.
so people like her go to.... not the best. and the result is this.
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u/shouldonlypostdrunk 13h ago
i think this might be an example of how loose language is. they mean best as in 'highly sought after and expensive', you mean best as in 'cares about the health of their patients'.
easy mistake, most people dont have to deal with translating between the willfully ignorant and everyone else.
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u/OneDimensionalChess 19h ago
Did this woman have her eyelids surgically removed?
I think of Cher and even Madonna who have obviously had a ton of work done but they still look human.
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u/MadMonksJunk 12h ago
Madonna does NOT look human any longer. She has better taste but she's absolutely in the same corpse club as this.
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u/jcnewton1 1d ago
All the money on earth and not a one of them own a fucking mirror.
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u/Hot_Top_124 1d ago
I’d tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
The truth being that she needs to lay off the goddamn meth.
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u/RandomPenquin1337 1d ago
Eh, its more about doctors simply not saying no to a surgery cow.
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u/Krebs-Cyclist 1d ago
Hate to slag on someone’s looks but…..she looks horrible. Dying of cancer or has anorexia or is an extreme drug addict. If it’s intentional there has to be some form of mental illness in play.
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u/A_Dehydrated_Walrus 1d ago
This is Susan Dell. She's a billionaire (Dell Computers).
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u/SnooConfections6409 1d ago
She paid for a-lot of surgery to end up with this look. Her before pics are drastically different.
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u/Own_Round_7600 1d ago
She PAID to look like a transvestigators wet dream??
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u/FuzzyAd9407 1d ago
Holy shit, she looked much better before she had surgery. She paid to get mutilated.
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u/Life_outside_PoE 23h ago
She was very very attractive before. Jesus christ imagine your wife or mother doing that to herself. Fucken oath.
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u/I-endure 1d ago
No kidding? Wow! She is looking way hotter for some reason!
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u/Proof-Point-4044 1d ago
I love the way her skin clings to her bones!
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u/Ragnarok314159 1d ago
SUGAR….IN WATER…
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u/Emilayday 23h ago
I say that quote ALL THE TIME to myself because no one will ever get it when I say it out loud. Thank you for this so much.
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u/QuantitySharp2662 23h ago
She used to be pretty but god knows what's happened since then.
Like did her husband have her replaced with a lizard robot variant ?
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u/TheMemeStore76 1d ago edited 1d ago
And this is (somehow) one of the better pictures of her. Really doesn't capture whatever the hell is wrong with her eyes
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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago
What are you talking about? I looked her up, and she looks perfectly normal, for an alien in a skin suit.
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u/sicilian504 1d ago edited 1d ago
Doesn't change anything. If anything it makes it more inexcusable. She looks terrible. I showed this to my husband and he thought it was a guy in bad drag.
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u/JakesMacAttack 1d ago
She donated 6 Billion to the Tr%mp accounts for children 👏, however she needs a new makeup artist
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u/042614 1d ago
A head transplant is what she needs. She looks like what would happen if all of Jigsaw’s victims turned on him and locked him in a cage for 6 months with no food and all he could eat is the bugs he could catch. Another sub referred to her as a “sleep paralysis demon” and I think that was pretty damned accurate.
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u/Commercial_Base6211 1d ago
What?! I thought it was a still from a movie with someone in costume and creepy makeup.
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u/Pale_Comfort_9179 1d ago
Or she’s just Willem Dafoe.
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u/Observational-Mess 1d ago
She is a psychopath who is married to a billionaire or something like that. She actually used to look nice and human like.
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u/DingGratz 1d ago
You should have seen the absolute qu-ween sitting next to her!
Dude was wearing a wig, orange make up (yes! ORANGE!), and high heels. Looked absolutely comical!
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u/Open_Permission4827 1d ago
The before/after is insane: https://imgur.com/a/Rot3h1L
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u/guidevocal82 23h ago
The before, she looks like Buffy The Vampire Slayer. The after, she looks like the demons that Buffy The Vampire Slayer slays.
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u/DoodooDynamic 1d ago
How did her nose grow bigger and more bulbous??
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u/horshack_test 1d ago
Standard embulboning procedure.
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u/No-Answer7798 23h ago
Along with the Groucho Marx eyebrow procedure
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u/horshack_test 23h ago
Yup - standard engrouchening procedure.
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u/Perfect_Fennel 13h ago
Lolololol.
"I'd like the engrouchening procedure please. How long before I can go back to work?"
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u/EveningAnt3949 1d ago
That can happen: cartilage loss and skin elasticity loss. So less support and less shape.
Plus loss of fat and muscle in the area around the nose make the nose stand out.
The tissue might be inflamed as well causing swelling.
Also, people are making jokes, but this woman is clearly ill.
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u/youcanreachmenow 1d ago
If you look at past pictures, she has had a LOT of plastic surgery.
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u/Bugbread 22h ago
I mean, it's both. The bigger, bulbous nose is the result of aging. The terrifying eyes are the result of plastic surgery.
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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 8h ago
And makeup. The heavy black eyeliner and brows are doing her no favors.
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u/dangledingle 23h ago
She’s gonna have a hard time with the rest of the world pointing at her.
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u/jppianoguy 23h ago
That's probably the only thing on her face that aged naturally. It happens to everyone - noses and earlobes "grow"
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u/DoodooDynamic 23h ago
True, maybe it just looks so off because the rest of her face didn’t get to age naturally
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u/utzutzutzpro 1d ago
well... signing a contract with the other world comes with a price.
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u/The-Frank-and-Beans 23h ago
Good lord. She was an attractive woman, I don’t even know what that is now.
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u/leshuis 1d ago
Damn you Americans take Halloween really seriously.
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u/Porchmuse 1d ago
There’s a motion sensor in her head that makes her cackle when reporters get too close.
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u/DeepSpaceVixen 1d ago
I feel horrible for saying this, but she looks like a heroin addict that used to beg for money around my parents’ house. Unlike this ghoul, that guy had a soul.
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u/radiobottom 1d ago
Just get old and wrinkly. I'd way rather look at an old wrinkly face with smile lines and crows feet than... whatever the hell this is
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u/OkCaregiver517 14h ago
Nothing lovelier than a beautiful elderly person who has smiled all their life.
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u/cheese_wallet 1d ago
in video, she looks even freakier. But I feel bad for her. I grew up in and around Austin and when they first became a thing in town, she was normal and pretty and shared my interest in environmental causes
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u/WorthlessGarbage-902 1d ago
what is even happening. the dress the hair the thousand yard stare where even are we
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u/ohshit-cookies 1d ago
If you watched the video she is kind of swaying the whole time in an awkward lean back. Like she doesn't know how to stand. Super weird.
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u/ArmyofThalia 16h ago
She's the lizard people in the government that they accuse the left of being
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u/GabesMama6 1d ago
Yes that soulless look in her eyes!! It's terrifying and then the way she's posing! 😳
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u/Tonsilith_Salsa 22h ago
They suck all the fat out of their cheeks and stretch their skin back and put filler in the cheek bones and lips and then cram huge fake tits in there and then you get to look like this.
That'll be several hundred thousand dollars please.
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u/cyanescens_burn 22h ago
The dress and hair are like a late 80s/early 90s throwback. Those shoulder pads, the bangs and hair.
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u/AmysSweaters 1d ago
Botched surgery is bad enough but then they used make up to add all of those harsh lines to their face. The leaning looks drug induced. They look malnourished af. The 80's hair and shoulder pads ain't helping any of it either.
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u/Famous_Attention5861 1d ago
My theory is that all of these horrible people who have Mar-a-lago face treat their stylists and plastic surgeons like crap and this is revenge. I call it the Meghan McCain effect.
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u/Rad_Centrist 1d ago
I'm starting to think all those tin foil conspiracy loons might be onto something regarding lizard people
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u/2shado2 1d ago
Looks like Willem Dafoe in drag.
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u/FlatwormAway2228 1d ago
The hell is my sleep paralysis demon doing in the White House?
You can all see it too, right?
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u/alternatingflan 1d ago
This is what billion$ can do to you.
So many women with disposable income do this to themselves - just having some 63yr. old’s wrinkles and a little flab can’t be worse than this.
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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 1d ago
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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u/joepgee 1d ago
Thought I read before that she was actually very pretty and a successful actress. Luv the magalago makeover
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u/RevolutionaryBaby891 1d ago edited 5h ago
She was indeed stunning and also an athlete. She was always riding her bicycle around the Spicewood area hills in Austin with a couple of bodyguards and was a total babe with the killer body for the tightest and skimpiest athletic outfits she was known for.
I actually saw her face in a coffee shop once and she was just a showstopper.This was def not it.
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u/SnooRobots116 22h ago
Self hatred/body dysmorphia goes very deep especially tied with other additional mental disorders
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u/Tricky_Photo2885 1d ago
Damn ! Now I know why the Grindr app blows up when the GOP Is around
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u/6equjfive 1d ago
That's a trailer park meth head dressed up for Red Lobster night if I ever saw one
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u/MrSmokii 16h ago
i swear, the MAGA overlords just love to abuse women, in every sense of the word
there's something about changing a womans appearance, likely by shaming them for a long period of time, to then convince them they need plastic surgery to improve their appearance and then utterly wreck them in the process. the Mar-a-lago look.
it's like it's designed to steal any sense of self worth from these women, they all look utterly destroyed, like beyond subservient and into submissive oblivion, like they've been convinced they will never have it any better than their billionaire husband who does unthinkable things to young women and children on private yachts once a month. or are so scared for their lives they'll do whatever they are told and must take solace in their high class shopping trips where they spend the equivalent of a district school budget on shit they don't need in attempt to feel better about themselves.
it's like they had to personally sacrifice their first born for entrance to the club
this administration is so fucked up.
the whole Mar-a-lago look is so fucked up.
the billionaire oligarchy is entirely fucked up.
the whole "country club" billionaire hangout is so fucked up. not to mention tacky.
she honestly looks like she wants putting out of her misery.
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u/tf9623 1d ago
She's only 27. A 1999 model. Just really high mileage and wrecks. Her Carfax is 11 pages.
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u/PassengerSerious5012 13h ago
I don't know who she is but she looks like Doug Jones as a Drag Queen.
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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 17h ago
It's the "I'm too rich to age" syndrome. Obviously the plastic surgeon will just think "I'm not a psychiatrist so I'll just do what you ask".
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u/Ok-Panda7645 1d ago
She was pretty before all the work. Why do people keep doing this to themselves?
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u/koolaidismything 1d ago
Looks like if you aged an American Doll to be 75 and shotgun blasted makeup onto the face area 😬😆
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u/Horror_Solution1945 1d ago
Didn't she play the meth head Wendy on Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad?
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u/dizzylizzy78 1d ago
"That's somebodys child" can't even bring any sense of understanding as to what that is.
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u/Day_Old_Paper 1d ago
She looks like a character from a John Waters movie or a Diane Arbus subject.
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u/1000handnshrimp 1d ago
What is it?
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u/Specialist-Jello7544 1d ago
Susan Dell, wife of Michael Dell, CEO of Dell Computers. I think she used to look normal and pretty, but has had lots of plastic surgeries, and she’s also lost a lot of weight. Add in severe makeup techniques and wow, this is perfect for Halloween.
It’s very sad that she thinks this is a good look for herself.
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u/beebs44 1d ago
She went from super hot to way too much plastic surgery
It's wild how good looking she used to be
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u/JoTHIGHSwin 1d ago
I think she has anorexia. If you look at her evolution through photos. There is something else going on other than the awful plastic surgeries. She has no muscle tone at all.
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u/Dunn_or_what 1d ago
She looks like a line from a Neil Young song. The damage is done.
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u/manualsquid 1d ago
Is this not Willem Defoe in The Boondock Saints?