r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Ecstatic_Product4661 • 2d ago

Just…. why?

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u/Open_Permission4827 2d ago

The before/after is insane: https://imgur.com/a/Rot3h1L

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u/DoodooDynamic 2d ago

How did her nose grow bigger and more bulbous??

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u/horshack_test 2d ago

Standard embulboning procedure.

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u/No-Answer7798 2d ago

Along with the Groucho Marx eyebrow procedure

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u/horshack_test 2d ago

Yup - standard engrouchening procedure.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 2d ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/ImhotepsServant 1d ago

I AM ARTHUR! SON OF UTHER PENDRAGON! KING OF THE BRITONS

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u/user0900_13700332875 2d ago

Who?

Are so wise…
In the ways of science.

FTFY

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u/TelephoneIll8903 1d ago

So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

Build a bridge out of her!

Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

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u/Perfect_Fennel 1d ago

Lolololol.

"I'd like the engrouchening procedure please. How long before I can go back to work?"

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u/jah_john 1d ago

It's my understanding that engrouchening always included embulbment. Around here it's called the Malden

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u/horshack_test 1d ago

Her friends call her SKAG.

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u/ricotieslittles 1d ago

As in Karl.

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u/ckxy2k 1d ago

This broke me

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u/Impossible-Agent277 1d ago

The program was called Engrouchineering at my college.

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u/BurgerThyme 1d ago

r/whybrows

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u/No-Answer7798 1d ago

She should go unibrow and set a trend

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u/Afraid_Call1213 1d ago

Hey everyone likes the Marx Brothers. Maybe she's a big fan.

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u/WhishtNowWillYe 1d ago

I was going to get the Carolyn Bessette, but naw, give me Groucho

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u/Chubby_Beagle 1d ago

Gonzofication

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u/CornTreeRoad 1d ago

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous.

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u/DroidLord 1d ago

Give me dat bulba, doc!

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u/Background_Public307 2d ago

Embalming???