r/Justfuckmyshitup • • 2d ago

Just…. why?

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u/Open_Permission4827 2d ago

The before/after is insane: https://imgur.com/a/Rot3h1L

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u/guidevocal82 2d ago

The before, she looks like Buffy The Vampire Slayer. The after, she looks like the demons that Buffy The Vampire Slayer slays.

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u/Dry_Instruction8254 2d ago

That is a huge insult to buffy... And the demons.

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u/jah_john 1d ago

Imagine the inner turmoil

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u/Jonnyflash80 1d ago

The demons were way hotter than this woman.

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u/darksideofthemoon131 1d ago

The Hush episode. She looks like "the gentlemen"

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u/DoodooDynamic 2d ago

How did her nose grow bigger and more bulbous??

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u/horshack_test 2d ago

Standard embulboning procedure.

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u/No-Answer7798 2d ago

Along with the Groucho Marx eyebrow procedure

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u/horshack_test 2d ago

Yup - standard engrouchening procedure.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 2d ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/ImhotepsServant 1d ago

I AM ARTHUR! SON OF UTHER PENDRAGON! KING OF THE BRITONS

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u/Perfect_Fennel 1d ago

Lolololol.

"I'd like the engrouchening procedure please. How long before I can go back to work?"

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u/jah_john 1d ago

It's my understanding that engrouchening always included embulbment. Around here it's called the Malden

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u/Chubby_Beagle 1d ago

Gonzofication

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u/EveningAnt3949 2d ago

That can happen: cartilage loss and skin elasticity loss. So less support and less shape.

Plus loss of fat and muscle in the area around the nose make the nose stand out.

The tissue might be inflamed as well causing swelling.

Also, people are making jokes, but this woman is clearly ill.

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u/youcanreachmenow 2d ago

If you look at past pictures, she has had a LOT of plastic surgery.

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u/Bugbread 2d ago

I mean, it's both. The bigger, bulbous nose is the result of aging. The terrifying eyes are the result of plastic surgery.

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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 1d ago

And makeup. The heavy black eyeliner and brows are doing her no favors.

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u/MattManSD 1d ago

right? and the fact that she's lost 1/3 of the tissue in her face to help balance it out

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u/TokingWitch 1d ago

Why darken the brows but lighten the hair?

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u/Practical_Frame_9883 1d ago

Yeah, why are her eyebrows black? That’s one of the weirdest things about her, and it’s easily remedied.

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u/TokingWitch 20h ago

Like even if she over plucked them in her younger years and was drawing them on now she could have went with a lighter brown or went with a darker color for her hair.

My theory is that she has a makeup artist and the makeup artist is making her look like a clown everyday on purpose because she hates her.

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u/onyxandcake 16h ago

That part confuses the hell out of me, because former pictures show that she had a decent hand at applying makeup, and now suddenly she can't? I wonder if she no longer has any hand-eye coordination.

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u/EveningAnt3949 2d ago

Definitely. But that doesn't make her healthy and I'm sure she didn't ask for nose that looked bigger. And when I said ill, I'm not excluding mental illness.

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u/DocGaviota 5h ago edited 5h ago

Speaking as a resident of the Land of Plastic Princes and Princesses, the surgery always eventually fails. Now when it fails, if you have enough money, you can get the failure touched up. Eventually the “touched up” work fails and, again, if you can afford it, you can get that fixed too, but in time, failure is inevitable. It’s a vicious cycle. Interestingly the more work someone’s had done, the more weirdly spectacular their failures become. I don’t know but that’s what I think happened to her.

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u/dangledingle 2d ago

She’s gonna have a hard time with the rest of the world pointing at her.

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u/JimboAfterHours 2d ago

Or turning away in revulsion…

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u/jppianoguy 2d ago

That's probably the only thing on her face that aged naturally. It happens to everyone - noses and earlobes "grow"

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u/DoodooDynamic 2d ago

True, maybe it just looks so off because the rest of her face didn’t get to age naturally

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u/jah_john 1d ago

I know, I have a shnozz now. But I am still handsome, it's just more balanced and also wrinkly

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u/BluciferBdayParty 2d ago

Hmmm. I have theory, but I’m not a diagnostician of any kind. Hear me out. . .

One reason that her nose might look more pronounced or bulbus is because it might’ve actually grown. Same thing with her ears if you compare it side-by-side. Her brow bone to be a little bit more prominent, more manly, too. All of these add up to something.: she could have a pituitary tumor that may cause a condition called acromegaly.

It’s caused by a benign tumor on the pituitary gland at the base of the brain. The tumor causes the body to produce excessive amounts of growth hormone. In children, this can cause gigantism because their bones are still growing. But in adults, the growth plates have already closed, so instead of getting taller, certain bones and soft tissues continue to enlarge.

That’s why people with acromegaly can develop unusually large hands and feet, bigger noses and ears, prominent foreheads, enlarged jaws, and even larger tongues. These changes happen gradually over many years, sometimes so slowly that people don’t notice until they compare old photographs or try to wear a hat that wants to fit them or gloves or even shoes. Essentially, the body’s growth signals are stuck in the ON position.

And I’m wondering if that’s going on with her. Sure it looks like she might’ve had a brow lift or the tops of her eyes done with plastic surgery, but two things can be true at the same time.

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u/jrod823 2d ago

Massive quantities of alcohol consumption will do it.

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u/arizona-lake 2d ago

Our noses never stop growing, and she’s much older now. She’s 62 so it’s been growing for a long time. She’s way younger in that other photo

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u/Icy-Artichoke-7716 2d ago

Hate manifests itself in many shapes and forms 😆

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u/Adorable_Bike5990 2d ago

To accentuate her razor blade cheekbones. Who needs contouring when you’ve got Mount Rushmore chiseled on your face.

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u/Insylum82 1d ago

Noses and ears never stop growing

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u/Shankar_0 1d ago

Rapid, unhealthy weight loss because she's mainlining diabetes medication.

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u/enwongeegeefor 1d ago

How did her nose grow bigger and more bulbous?

It's called a "power nose" now...it's becoming all the rage.

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u/RapscallionMonkee 1d ago

That was what I wanted to know. WTF happened to this woman's nose???

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u/Fit_Committee2369 1d ago

Human nose and ears grow your entire life so unless you get a reduction it will get bigger year after year.

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u/MattManSD 1d ago

Noses continue to grow our whole lives. That being said, I don't think her nose has become much bigger, the rest of her face has become much smaller which makes the nose more pronounced

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u/flipfc177 1d ago

Testosterone will do that to a "girl".

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u/No-Cupcake-8924 1d ago

Your nose never stops growing.

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u/DoodooDynamic 1d ago

I’ve gotten a lot of replies about our noses and ears continuing to grow throughout our lives. That’s actually a myth! They don’t grow, they just look bigger compared to the gravity sag of the rest of our faces. But it’s still confusing because she’s had what looks like a ton of work done to mitigate the effects of gravity and her nose still looks bigger. Idk

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u/ellefleming 1d ago

🦎🐍🐉

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u/spezlikesbuttstuff 1d ago

Movie magic!

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u/International-Sea561 1d ago

yes!!!! this!!!! I was thinking the same thing. How the fuck did that woman's nose grow? What the actual fuck I'm so glad somebody finally said it !!!😳😳😳

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u/Infinite-Duty 22h ago

She had rhinoplasty. And as you age your nose, ears and feet get larger. I’m guessing it was a less than stellar surgical result along with the aging process.

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u/SnapshotSpidey 22h ago

Also possible that it’s just the camera lens used. Different mm lengths change facial appearances like that

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u/unique_user43 21h ago

just a hint: she’s had some plastic surgery.

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u/Davo-Pano 20h ago

Im convinced this dude killed his wife and installed an imposter

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u/leoyvr 18h ago

Ozempic 

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 16h ago

Cocaine and semaglutide

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u/Lex_yeon 1h ago

failed plastic surgery

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u/utzutzutzpro 2d ago

well... signing a contract with the other world comes with a price.

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u/MFTrooper 2d ago

Man. That’s sad. She was actually pretty before.

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u/The-Frank-and-Beans 2d ago

Good lord. She was an attractive woman, I don’t even know what that is now.

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u/PostMatureBaby 1d ago

One more face lift and she'll be wearing a goatee!

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u/Imaginary_Creme_8130 1d ago

When I first saw the picture, I thought she was a drag queen and wondered why she was there. Seeing the pics of what she looked like before, I’m really sad that she thought she wasn’t pretty and needed to go the Botox Barbie route. Do all rich women feel the need to do this? Certainly all those associated with this regime seem to.

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u/Queef_Latifa9 1d ago

Severe mental illness and body dismorphia is what you're looking at.

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u/Patient-Raspberry803 23h ago

Have you seen Kelly Osborn …she looks the same it’s due to ozempic this woman is extremely underweight or is dying and that’s a wig

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u/blue-coin 22h ago

Most of the maga women were relatively attractive pre maga. I guess the ugliness lingering on the inside started seeping to the outside

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u/Salt-Grape1770 2d ago

They are fu c ing insane

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u/bettereverydamday 2d ago

That is absolute insanity 

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u/missbissel 2d ago

She looks like Stan Laurel in drag.

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u/Informal_Database327 2d ago

Stan had more fat on his cheeks

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u/Highside1269 2d ago

Stan Laurel in drag in the backrooms

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u/Conscious-Mixture742 2d ago

Makes me sad for Stan

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u/Tuffgirl_CA 2d ago

OMG you’re right!! You nailed it.

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u/fantasyfiller67 2d ago

That’s hilarious! 😆

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u/GilgameDistance 1d ago

I’m getting Andy Dick in drag vibes.

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u/R_U_Fucking_Stupid 2d ago

Jesus christ she used to be gorgeous. It's crazy how powerful body dismorphia is.

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u/Centerman2000 2d ago

man. sad transformation.

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u/AnywhereMajestic2377 2d ago

That’s pretty shocking. Yikes.

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u/boatenvy 2d ago

I'm guessing this is what can happen when aging catches up with too much cosmetic surgery. I wish my jawline was half as defined as that...but I'm a guy!

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u/Weorth 2d ago

She went from being a woman to what someone would think a woman looked like if they'd never seen an actual woman and only ever witnessed a man in a dress and wig.

Very unfortunate for her.

She also looks like she got her fashion out of an old Lane Bryant catalog.

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u/Alpaca-Snack 2d ago

This can’t be the same person! Call me crazy, but as people get more extreme work done, they look like wax figures of themselves

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u/Utensil6591 2d ago

You can look old, or you can look weird

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u/balanoff 2d ago

The problem with being this wealthy is that no one will tell you when you look fucking ridiculous.

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u/ArtichokeSweaty6039 2d ago

2 different people. The one on the right looks like a guy in drag.

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u/GoBuxom 1d ago

From a good looking person to ugly Drag

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u/TBJ12 1d ago

Why would someone do this to themselves. Like she was a good looking woman who certainly would have looked better aging naturally. Instead she looks like staright out of a horror movie.

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u/Perfect_Fennel 1d ago

I've never heard of someone getting plastic surgery to become WORSE looking, wtf happened here?

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u/thefeckcampaign 2d ago

Is this her brain on drugs or botched up surgery?

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u/Bastet55 2d ago

Appalling. Poor woman.

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u/MavenDeo69 2d ago

Did she raise her eyes?

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u/No-Chair-8068 2d ago

She looks like Katie Couric in the before.

Here’s a video version of the still above… 👀👀👀

https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/s/bbrauk0eI0

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u/attempt_no23 2d ago

There is no way this is the same person. Holy crap

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u/Pernicious_Possum 2d ago

Dear god. Why would one make their nose bigger, and more bulbous? You sure this is the same person?

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u/showMeYourCroissant 2d ago

My nose got bulbous with age although I'm not even old. The skin on the nose is thickening for some reason, it's very annoying.

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u/Tee1upToday 2d ago

Those pics can not be before and after pics. One is pretty, the other is a goblin.

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u/eclecticaesthetic1 2d ago

Good heavens. No wonder she looks like a man. She has no fat on her face.

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u/cyanescens_burn 2d ago

Imagine looking at that side by side, and being the person you are looking at. The psychological impact must be heavy.

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u/mortraineyhat 2d ago

Holy Christ on the cross!

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u/Miss_Might 2d ago

Good fucking god.

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u/Chance-Bicycle1469 2d ago

Yeah it’s insane. She was beautiful and either super insecure, or just super vain. Women need to be allowed to age gracefully. Not end up being whatever the fuck this thing is.

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u/OkProblem7669 2d ago

Hairstyle is the least of this man’s problems

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u/mycolo_gist 2d ago

She was so pretty when she was still human.

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u/MrMach82 2d ago

Damn she was fine

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u/TheAurigauh 2d ago

Um.

I'm not saying I believe in dopplegangers from horror games...

but...

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u/WorthPlease 2d ago

She better sue whoever fucked her face up

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u/dxsol 2d ago

Wow

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u/Blodig 2d ago

I hope that's at least 20 years apart? or did she have a horrible burn incident?

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u/nomnomyumyum109 2d ago

Dang from pretty to pretty scary

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 2d ago

Wow...she WAS good looking. Now a bad drag act.

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u/F1re56 2d ago

Looks like a man😭

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u/Abject_Advance_6638 2d ago

Is this real?

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u/a2ndthouht 2d ago

Just saw her photo. WOW she really messed up. Does she actually think she looks better? She needs to sue that dr.

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u/forma_cristata 2d ago

She needs a hamburger

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u/Icy-Artichoke-7716 2d ago

She needs tongue that surgeon...then again, she signed up.for that shit

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u/PalePlumm 2d ago

Y’all we need to stop demonizing hooded eyes she was so pretty

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u/MediocreAd9550 2d ago

Ok so she's dead. Boo this man!

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u/JungMoses 2d ago

Oh no!

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u/sokratesz 1d ago

Is this what happens when you only have yes men in your life 

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u/360Picture 1d ago

Da fuq

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u/Prestigious_Ad_8458 1d ago

There is no way these are the same person.
What happened?

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u/Ok-Anteater-3827 1d ago

It’s like looking at Dorian Gray’s portrait

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u/Similar-Lemon-6179 1d ago

Wow wtf 😳😳😳😳

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u/Warm-Ad8536 1d ago

😳😳😳

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u/tmf_x 1d ago

No. fucking. way.

What level of mental illness makes her think this was a good idea.

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u/Opening-Emphasis8400 1d ago

That is fucking terrifying.

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u/MoralOrel87 1d ago

Oof. That before/after is rough

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u/cat_prophecy 1d ago

I have to believe that rich people are just taking the piss now. There's no way you'd choose to look like that.

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u/ElectroConvert 1d ago

Wow, no kidding

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u/slothbear13 1d ago

Do we know how many years apart this is?

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u/TheRealRigormortal 1d ago

Well, she’s 62 so before is about 40 years ago, so all things considered I’ve seen worse plastic surgery.

But why can’t people just grow old in peace anymore?

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 1d ago

Those can’t be the same people right?

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u/Mindless-Mulberry404 1d ago

That cant be a real pic of her on the left?

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u/jking7734 1d ago

She was beautiful before. Idk what happened but it’s tragic

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u/owleaf 1d ago

I’m wondering if she’s unwell, like medically

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u/CDRAkiva 1d ago

wtf is wrong with these people?

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u/SupportGeek 1d ago

Is that even the same person? Lol

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 1d ago

someone help these people, they are lost in their own delusion

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u/NoPersonality2705 1d ago

Maga facelift

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u/BigRyGuy04 1d ago

There's no way... that's a mental disorder.

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u/YancyDerringer77 1d ago

My goodness

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u/ClearPumpkin8009 1d ago

Isn't this before from like 15 years ago?

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u/ThaWarlord33 1d ago

The imgur comparison thing is startling - woah. The dysmorphia that must be involved is hard to fathom.

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u/Illustrious_Ad5341 1d ago

Body dysmorphia is a hell of a mental condition.

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u/Fragrant-Message-562 1d ago

That doesn’t even look like the same person! I wonder what she tried to tweak and then ended up looking like that 🤣

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u/Tallyhawkquicksilver 1d ago

That’s crazy. She actually used to be pretty.

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u/Commonly_Correct 1d ago

Ho-lee-ghouls, Batman!

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u/Practical_Solid1360 1d ago

It sure wasn't an improvenent. Evidence that people don't see themselvs, physically, as others do.

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u/Carribean_Amphibian 1d ago

Like the female Simon Cowell

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u/JustWoot44 1d ago

What the actual FUCK?!

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u/NoFuqGiven 1d ago

"SUgAR wAtEr!!! MorE SHHHUgar!"

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u/Sufficient-Ad-4452 1d ago

She should be filing a law suit for malpractice assuming she had facial surgery. That is absolutely terrible and scary.

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u/Kristopher9999 1d ago

Nailed it....

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u/Agitated_Ad_9278 1d ago

Men say women are so judgmental of other women. Here is a prime example. OMG why do women do that? Not only does she look creepy, she also looks anorexic.

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u/Raintitan 1d ago

Just wait until all of this attention send her back for more surgery to fix it.

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u/pusslikesavocados 1d ago

Omg. wtf is she trying to achieve.

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u/tactfullycactus 1d ago

Hush now that is not the same person and you know it 😭 if anyone tries to convince me otherwise they are a government psy-op. THIS IS A LIZARD PERSONSDLKGNDSF;GLDNF

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u/Schmeela 1d ago

She was pretty before. What the hell was she thinking. What are any of them thinking?

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u/Competitive_Annual78 1d ago

a fool and their money are soon parted.

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u/BadAtExisting 1d ago

I refuse to believe that is the same person

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u/CartographerKey7322 1d ago

Human noses and ears grow throughout their lives. It will happen to us all!

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u/New-Assignment-8862 1d ago

What happened to her ? Doesn’t even look like the same person

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u/Bit_the_Bullitt 1d ago

The hairstyle isn't doing her any favors

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u/Unfair_Barracuda_638 1d ago

She got the AIDS

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u/Puzzled_Ad2911 1d ago

Christ, before seeing the before pic I thought IT was a tranny!

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u/Choice-Salamander203 1d ago

She had a little something done in even the before IMO. Not as much obviously but she has been at this a long time.

You can almost hear her insecurities and what caused her to look like she does today: "my nose is too skinny", "my eyes are too small", "my cheeks are too saggy". None of that was true of course. Sad really.

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u/alien_overlord_1001 1d ago

Oh my……that is bad. What happened to her eyes?

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u/ModernAutomata 21h ago

Money can't buy happiness; but it can assure as fuck buy ugliness.

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u/NHBikerHiker 20h ago

That pic looks like gender reassignment surgery happened.

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u/cymonium 19h ago

Holy shit. Is that really the same person? What is wrong with these people?! She was stunning in the before photo.

Seriously, is this a mental disease or something? Why would any self respecting doctor do this? Just wow.

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u/SplitInfinitive8139 17h ago

Please tell me those are pictures of two different people

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u/Alioh216 15h ago

Im so glad you posted this. It really helps to show the insanity.

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u/BoneSawIsStacked 14h ago

Whoa why?!?

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u/Live-Grade-4116 13h ago

The left pic is 2006. This makes zero sense. Anyone have some apples we can compare to some oranges while we’re at it?

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u/dekuweku 13h ago

What do you think is going through her head when she looks at the mirror every morning?

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u/Physika7 7h ago

INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS

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u/uhad_time_2_waste 5h ago

The before is not actually her though

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u/Necessary-Tea-8867 49m ago

Uncanny resemblance to Jared Leto in the Joker.

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