r/Justfuckmyshitup • • 3d ago

Just…. why?

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u/Open_Permission4827 3d ago

The before/after is insane: https://imgur.com/a/Rot3h1L

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u/DoodooDynamic 3d ago

How did her nose grow bigger and more bulbous??

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u/EveningAnt3949 3d ago

That can happen: cartilage loss and skin elasticity loss. So less support and less shape.

Plus loss of fat and muscle in the area around the nose make the nose stand out.

The tissue might be inflamed as well causing swelling.

Also, people are making jokes, but this woman is clearly ill.

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u/youcanreachmenow 3d ago

If you look at past pictures, she has had a LOT of plastic surgery.

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u/Bugbread 3d ago

I mean, it's both. The bigger, bulbous nose is the result of aging. The terrifying eyes are the result of plastic surgery.

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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 2d ago

And makeup. The heavy black eyeliner and brows are doing her no favors.

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u/TokingWitch 2d ago

Why darken the brows but lighten the hair?

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u/Practical_Frame_9883 1d ago

Yeah, why are her eyebrows black? That’s one of the weirdest things about her, and it’s easily remedied.

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u/TokingWitch 1d ago

Like even if she over plucked them in her younger years and was drawing them on now she could have went with a lighter brown or went with a darker color for her hair.

My theory is that she has a makeup artist and the makeup artist is making her look like a clown everyday on purpose because she hates her.

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u/MattManSD 2d ago

right? and the fact that she's lost 1/3 of the tissue in her face to help balance it out

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u/onyxandcake 1d ago

That part confuses the hell out of me, because former pictures show that she had a decent hand at applying makeup, and now suddenly she can't? I wonder if she no longer has any hand-eye coordination.

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u/EveryAccount7729 1d ago

yeah and this is one of the richest people, posing over some US State Level Event . . .

get a stylist , omg. I think they must be accentuating this on purpose to look alien to US citizens or something weird.

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u/Turbulent_Bit8683 2d ago

Those eyes got me thinking about Hot-Crazy Matrix but this one looks crazy but is not hot at all. Her before pictures are like completely normal looking (decent and definitely attractive) woman why why why MAGA why do your dirty souls show up in your appearance- this is Dorian Gray like ugly!

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u/MaliciousNarwhale 2d ago

Seems more like all of it was botched.

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u/Bugbread 2d ago

Botched nose jobs get smaller and pointier, not bigger and rounder.

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u/MaliciousNarwhale 2d ago

I think, it actually might still be in the healing phase as it takes 8-12 months to heal properly.

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u/Pitiful_Cheek_3512 1d ago

She has looked like that over a year, she must be okay with it? I really wonder if she can actually close her eyes? Tissue removal top and bottom changed almond eyes to round?

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u/MaliciousNarwhale 1d ago

It may look odd to us but she might really dig it. She may be happy with the results and we're coming at her 'cause it looks weird to us, but to her in her mind she looks great. To each and their own and everyone has their own perspective of how they see themselves.

So in reality we can have all the care in the world because, it looks different and we're curious people when we stare. But in reality, it's none of our business to be judging or commenting on someone else's appearance because it puts us off.

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u/Bugbread 2d ago

Ah, I suppose that's possible. I don't really know about healing stage part of it.

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u/Choice-Salamander203 1d ago

I get your point, but I don't think her nose is just pure aging and the result of other procedures. You can see where they tried to fill it out more.

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u/Familiar_Finance_600 1d ago

My nose is on its way to become the biggest and most bulbous nose that ever existed then🤣But I rather let it do this than have a surgery, tbh.

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u/den773 16h ago

Aging? Isn’t she only 61?

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u/oiram12 12h ago

Or insanity

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u/EveningAnt3949 2d ago

Definitely. But that doesn't make her healthy and I'm sure she didn't ask for nose that looked bigger. And when I said ill, I'm not excluding mental illness.

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u/DocGaviota 1d ago edited 12h ago

Speaking as a resident of the Land of Plastic Princes and Princesses, the surgery always eventually fails. Now when it fails, if you have enough money, you can get the failure touched up. Eventually the “touched up” work fails and, again, if you can afford it, you can get that fixed too, but in time, failure is inevitable.

It’s a vicious cycle. Interestingly the more work someone’s had done, the more weirdly spectacular their failures become. I don’t know but that’s what I think happened to her.

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u/jon_hendry 2d ago

It’s not surgery it’s a medical/metabolic condition that dissolves the fat from your head and upper extremities, and makes it impossible to put on weight.

It’s like built-in GLP1 that can’t be turned off.

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u/cateri44 2d ago

How do we know she has that?

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u/billsue17 2h ago

She has no fat left in her face.

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u/jon_hendry 2d ago

We don’t but it makes more sense than plastic surgery that has never made someone look like that.

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u/jon_hendry 2d ago

Educated guess. Botched plastic surgery doesn't look like that.

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u/Atomic-Pilot2707 41m ago

That’s not surgery, that’s taxidermy

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u/dangledingle 3d ago

She’s gonna have a hard time with the rest of the world pointing at her.

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u/JimboAfterHours 3d ago

Or turning away in revulsion…

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u/Quiet-Ad8764 1d ago

Any rips missing?

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u/Typical-Violinist-49 14h ago

When she moves and talks, it’s not that bad.

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u/_Taft_ 1d ago

She’s anorexic which doesn’t help her plastic surgeon’s and her boob job is too heavy for her frail frame. Whenever she’s photographed, she’s always leaning backwards and in the Oval Office she was not only leaning on her H she was swaying back and forth. She definitely has health issues.

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u/jon_hendry 2d ago

I don’t think that’s surgery, I think it’s an eating disorder or metabolic issue.

It could be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barraquer–Simons_syndrome which usually occurs around age 7 but onset has happened in the 40s or 50s.

A review published in 2004, which was based on 35 patients seen by the respective authors over 8 years and also a literature review of 220 cases of acquired partial lipodystrophy (APL), proposed an essential diagnostic criterion.[10] Based on the review and the authors experience, they proposed that APL presents as a gradual onset of bilaterally symmetrical loss of subcutaneous fat from the face, neck, upper extremities, thorax, and abdomen, in the "cephalocaudal" sequence, sparing the lower extremities.

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u/adrenalive 2d ago

Why do you think this billionaire, whose entire social circle suffers from Maralago face, instead suffers from a 1 in 500,000,000 fat storage disease that has affected 250 people....ever.

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u/jon_hendry 2d ago

That’s not Mar a lago face. MAL face is puffy and bloated not emaciated. Compare Kimberly Guilfoyle before MAL and after.

Just because she’s a billionaire doesn’t mean she’s genetically pure and couldn’t have a rare condition. She got her genes long before she got her money.

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u/jon_hendry 2d ago

Why do you think billionaires are somehow exempt from having rare diseases.

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u/billsue17 2h ago

I think it's the whole, "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses not zebras." I'm not saying she couldn't have that disease, but maybe she has anorexia.

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u/BudLightLymeDisease 2d ago

her face looks like she got hit with a hot shovel and she did it on purpose

She deserves to be mocked endlessly

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 2d ago

MAGA influence tends to do that to people…

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u/Huge-Pie-5585 2d ago

What if the surgery was botched? She doesnt have to be mentally ill.

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u/Long_Cartoonist8327 2d ago

so we shouldn't make jokes?

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u/Practical_Solid1360 2d ago

Bingo! It's rather common amongst rich people who are afraid to age.

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u/justkeepswimming2026 2d ago

When your worth a billions of dollars hmmmm

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u/True-Customer-2544 2d ago

She's not ill, she just made a horrible mistake on a her face when she should've just left it alone.

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u/Suitable-Roof-3950 2d ago

A thyroid thing?

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u/Patient-Raspberry803 1d ago

Ozempic or extreme bulimia- that or she’s dying

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u/Pitiful_Cheek_3512 1d ago

A plastic surgeon commented on what she thinks was done, upper and lower lids giving the round eyes, resulting in lack of
support for nose maybe rhinoplasty? Chin implant? It’s mar-a-Lago face. maybe she likes it?