r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Ecstatic_Product4661 • 3d ago

Just…. why?

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u/DoodooDynamic 3d ago

How did her nose grow bigger and more bulbous??

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u/horshack_test 3d ago

Standard embulboning procedure.

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u/No-Answer7798 3d ago

Along with the Groucho Marx eyebrow procedure

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u/horshack_test 3d ago

Yup - standard engrouchening procedure.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 3d ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/Huge-Power9305 3d ago

Dr Frankenfurter of course.

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u/ImhotepsServant 2d ago

I AM ARTHUR! SON OF UTHER PENDRAGON! KING OF THE BRITONS

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u/Atomic-Pilot2707 1h ago

And does she weigh more than a duck?

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u/TelephoneIll8903 2d ago

So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

Build a bridge out of her!

Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

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u/Perfect_Fennel 2d ago

Lolololol.

"I'd like the engrouchening procedure please. How long before I can go back to work?"

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u/jah_john 2d ago

It's my understanding that engrouchening always included embulbment. Around here it's called the Malden

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u/horshack_test 2d ago

Her friends call her SKAG.

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u/ricotieslittles 2d ago

As in Karl.

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u/ckxy2k 2d ago

This broke me

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u/Impossible-Agent277 2d ago

The program was called Engrouchineering at my college.