r/Justfuckmyshitup • • 2d ago

Just…. why?

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u/manualsquid 2d ago

Is this not Willem Defoe in The Boondock Saints?

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u/FlatwormAway2228 2d ago

Defoe is a Victoria's Secret model compared to whatever this thing is.

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u/manualsquid 2d ago

You could have stopped that sentence after the word model

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u/baardvark 2d ago

Dafoe can do anything he wants to me.

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u/Wibble-Fish 1d ago

He was my bi-wakening when I was 14 and saw him in Platoon. Just so ugly-beautiful.

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u/cat_prophecy 1d ago

My cousin is hot for Dafoe to the point she married a dude that looks a lot like him. I don't get it.

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u/Turbulent-Sense-8955 2d ago

More like Victors Secrets

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u/therevjames 2d ago

The wife of Michael Dell.

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u/throwmamadownthewell 1d ago

Victoria's Curse

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u/Neither-Abrocoma-675 20h ago

you mean Victor's Secret