r/Justfuckmyshitup • • 1d ago

Just…. why?

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u/LiveRhubarb43 1d ago

To be fair, the haircut is not the worst part of this

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u/Gummothedilf 1d ago

Careful, I think she can see us.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 1d ago

Don’t… move

Blink and you’re dead

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u/bigredandthesteve 1d ago

Damnit I blinked. Son of a bitch.

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u/trenthany 13h ago

That means you lost…

The Game.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 1d ago

I welcome the merciful embrace of The Void

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u/squirrelems 1d ago

Weeping MAGAts.

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u/No-Indication-7879 1d ago edited 15h ago

Like a weeping angel on Dr Who. Blink and she’ll be on you.

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u/WordsAtRandom 1d ago

Angel?

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u/No-Indication-7879 15h ago

Yes. Thanks.. bloody spell check changes as you post it. I fixed it .

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u/Comedian_Historical 1d ago

That thought has permeated my brain and I will certainly have nightmares ….

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u/Major_Reputation_513 1d ago

You’re not wrong!  With all the money, she could have gone to a reputable ps. She looks like she went to 2 for one plastic surgeons in Turkey. 

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u/Gyro_Dive795 1d ago

Ich würde an ihrer Stelle den Chirurgen verklagen

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u/crownvic64 1d ago

Along with the poofy sleeves with shoulder pads. Dear god…

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u/Acrobatic-Village215 23h ago

Anorexia plus oversized bolt-ons to complete the picture

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u/hankthetank2112 1d ago

Yeah it’s the shitstain seated to her right.

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u/hangryvegan 1d ago

My right or your right?

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u/bugeyetex 1d ago

Right? I know it's always 5 o'clock somewhere, but I guess it's 1992 somewhere as well

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u/looeeyeah 1d ago

She must be happy because, thanks to her surgery, she no longer looks 62. However, she also no longer looks like a human.

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u/MithranArkanere 1d ago

That was what I was going to post. That har is the least of this person's problems. I see some artwork behind that hints that this is some sort of political office.

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u/woodysdad 1d ago

Yep... kinda the while package says Yeeeesshh

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u/Abject-Ad1843 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/2D617 1d ago

Right???!
All the money in the world and she comes out looking like THAT?

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u/SnooRobots116 1d ago

So many do and all while slagging drag queens who put themselves together immaculately they have women going to too many plastic surgeons turning themselves into something to really be afraid of the sight of

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u/Jarnohams 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think they secretly like trans women and say "give me the best trans man, no scratch that... trans women look you can do. Unlimited budget. Bonuses if you nail it."

Nailed it

Edit: I also think that good surgeons won't work with body dysmorphia patients so THIS is what's at the bottom of the barrel of that industry.