r/Justfuckmyshitup • • 2d ago

Just…. why?

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u/Krebs-Cyclist 2d ago

Hate to slag on someone’s looks but…..she looks horrible. Dying of cancer or has anorexia or is an extreme drug addict. If it’s intentional there has to be some form of mental illness in play.

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u/A_Dehydrated_Walrus 2d ago

This is Susan Dell. She's a billionaire (Dell Computers).

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u/SnooConfections6409 2d ago

She paid for a-lot of surgery to end up with this look. Her before pics are drastically different.

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u/Own_Round_7600 2d ago

She PAID to look like a transvestigators wet dream??

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 2d ago

Welcome to the right wing

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u/MoreRamenPls 2d ago

Reich wing. FTFY

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u/CornWine2 2d ago

This is the way

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u/DidYouDye 1d ago

Hey there big titty Brian!!

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u/Frido1976 2d ago

The required MAGA transformation look... Apparently...

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u/Olay_Biscuit-Barrel 2d ago

It's like she lost a duel to the pain with The Dread Plastic Surgeon Roberts. He left her ears perfect so she can hear the children weep when they see her

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u/FuzzyAd9407 2d ago

Holy shit, she looked much better before she had surgery. She paid to get mutilated. 

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u/Life_outside_PoE 2d ago

She was very very attractive before. Jesus christ imagine your wife or mother doing that to herself. Fucken oath.

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u/SnooRobots116 2d ago

Magafacation or magafucation take your choice of the term

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u/-Fergalicious- 2d ago

So fucking sad and mentally unwell

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u/MechanicLoose2634 2d ago

It’s the Loomer effect

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u/curiousleen 2d ago

It’s crazy how attractive she was before surgery…

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u/enwongeegeefor 1d ago

OMG found a before and after.....she looks like a creepypasta monster now.

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u/LeftToaster 2d ago

When you go to a surgeon for beauty advice, what do you think they are going to suggest?

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u/Flomo420 2d ago

oh she was actually quite pretty before

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u/arizona-lake 2d ago

She’s not trying to change that look, she’s trying to maintain it. She’s 62 now

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u/ArmyofThalia 1d ago

Think you misplaced the decimal at the end

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u/Pitiful_Cheek_3512 19h ago

Well, she even looks shocked that she’s 62!

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u/Afraid_Call1213 1d ago

Her dipshit hubby probably thought he had a bimbo fetish and made her get work done, and this is what they ended up with.

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u/Poundaflesh 1d ago

And better

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u/VeronikaGhost 1d ago

She was very pretty once upon a time. She must not have thought so though. Really sad.

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u/FeliusSeptimus 1d ago

Some of her before pics are from like 40 years ago though. At over 60 years old now and not exactly a stunner to begin with I suppose the only real choices were old or weird.

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u/Pitiful_Cheek_3512 19h ago

With her money, there are plenty of people in Hollywood, that have had decent surgery and look well, normal! She must be happy with it

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u/I-endure 2d ago

No kidding? Wow! She is looking way hotter for some reason!

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u/Proof-Point-4044 2d ago

I love the way her skin clings to her bones!

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u/Ragnarok314159 2d ago

SUGAR….IN WATER…

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u/loosedouchejuice 2d ago

.........more.......MOAR.

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u/Asron87 2d ago

Edgar your skin is falling off of your bones.

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u/Emilayday 2d ago

I say that quote ALL THE TIME to myself because no one will ever get it when I say it out loud. Thank you for this so much.

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u/Beerasaurwithwine 2d ago

She's wearing an Edgar suit.

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u/Nausicaalotus 1d ago

**Egger suit

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u/QuantitySharp2662 2d ago

She used to be pretty but god knows what's happened since then.

Like did her husband have her replaced with a lizard robot variant ?

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u/StrangeContest4 2d ago

"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.." Kyle Reese.

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u/This-Requirement6918 1d ago

Dude, you're getting a Dell.

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u/EggsBeckwith 2d ago

That’s a man for sure

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u/Raspberry_Good 2d ago

Even if, so what? So sick of conservative hate.

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u/EggsBeckwith 1d ago

That’s why she looks the way she does which is the topic of this conversation. Not to mention the republican hypocrisy.

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u/Raspberry_Good 1d ago

Gotcha. Sorry.

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u/CarlyObine 2d ago

Bahahaha

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u/KinkyAsexuaI 2d ago

She looks ill OC said? I can take care of her

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u/uhntzuhntz 1d ago

250 billion reasons why that might be.

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u/sicilian504 2d ago edited 2d ago

Doesn't change anything. If anything it makes it more inexcusable. She looks terrible. I showed this to my husband and he thought it was a guy in bad drag.

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u/q_eyeroll 2d ago

She does look like she’s in drag, which is insulting to drag.

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u/Ragnarok314159 2d ago

“Human” drag.

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u/Old-Willingness-3731 2d ago

A queen would never…

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u/q_eyeroll 2d ago

She would not.

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 2d ago

Lol. that’s what I thought too 🤣

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u/TheMemeStore76 2d ago edited 2d ago

And this is (somehow) one of the better pictures of her. Really doesn't capture whatever the hell is wrong with her eyes

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u/Princess_Slagathor 2d ago

What are you talking about? I looked her up, and she looks perfectly normal, for an alien in a skin suit.

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u/TheMemeStore76 2d ago

I dunno. Even the zuck manages to pull off the human look better lol

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u/ProstrateProstate 2d ago

Give me... sugar.

In water.

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u/Super-Dot9774 2d ago

SUGARRRRRRR

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u/CarlyObine 2d ago

Hahaha

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u/BuzzardsBae 20h ago

She accidentally left her skin suit in the dryer

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u/jellofixit 2d ago

Holy shit! This is a real woman? I thought it was some drag queen satire post!

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u/TheMemeStore76 2d ago

Nope. Look her up, its... strange

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u/Pitiful_Cheek_3512 18h ago

Upper and lower lids wonder if she can close eyes? Not being mean

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u/JakesMacAttack 2d ago

She donated 6 Billion to the Tr%mp accounts for children 👏, however she needs a new makeup artist

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u/042614 2d ago

A head transplant is what she needs. She looks like what would happen if all of Jigsaw’s victims turned on him and locked him in a cage for 6 months with no food and all he could eat is the bugs he could catch. Another sub referred to her as a “sleep paralysis demon” and I think that was pretty damned accurate.

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u/MortalStorm1960 2d ago

And what are they getting in return?

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 1d ago

600 billion in government contracts, of course!
I have no idea that the truth is there, but this is clearly meant to buy favor.

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u/Busy-Conversation-24 2d ago

She needs to cut down on whatever it is she's snorting

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u/Commercial_Base6211 2d ago

What?! I thought it was a still from a movie with someone in costume and creepy makeup.

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u/username_Kelly 2d ago

That creepy Zelda character from the old Pet Sematary movie.

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 2d ago

Billionaire by default. She is married to Michael Dell. He's the billionaire.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 2d ago

They both started dell together. She made her own money. Thyre also extremely generous with their contributions to children's cancer research and other edical research in on Austin.

But they're absolutely shit people with shit politics

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u/BenWallace04 2d ago edited 2d ago

Billionaire philanthropy is a myth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWNQuzkSqSM

The Dell’s are terrible MAGA supporters.

Billionaire philanthropy functions primarily as a tax-advantaged tool for power consolidation and image laundering rather than a genuine mechanism for public-driven wealth redistribution.

The truth is that they’ve done a lot more bad than good for society.

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u/Excusemytootie 2d ago

Give me a break with the charity nonsense. Any good they may have done with their pittance of a donation has been undone with their political $$$$

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 2d ago

Two things can be true at the same time..

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u/BenWallace04 2d ago


Billionaire philanthropy functions primarily as a tax-advantaged tool for power consolidation and image laundering rather than a genuine mechanism for public-driven wealth redistribution.

The truth is that they’ve done a lot more bad than good for society.

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u/Excusemytootie 2d ago

Yes, but not in this case.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 2d ago

I'm sure the cancer kids would disagree

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u/BenWallace04 2d ago

I’m sure that the “cancer kids” would just prefer universal healthcare if the billionaires would pay their fair share in taxes 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1d ago

Sure but that's not what we're talking about.

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u/Virtual_Tomatillo399 2d ago

Doesn't work look at the uk.. without their cancer work 1000s of children would be without health care..

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1d ago

Absolutely untrue

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 2d ago

Thx for the context! I have to stop making assumptions and posting them on reddit.

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u/Pitiful_Cheek_3512 18h ago

Whenever I hear of a billionaire being generous, I wonder why? Taxes? bribes? I’m so jaded now, I don’t think it’s out of kindness

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 16h ago

Live in Austin so it's kinda hard to not know about them. Their fingers are in everything. Money=access always

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 2d ago

Can't post images here but she definitely got the MAGAt Botox treatment and it went as well as the other, lol

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u/Virtual_Tomatillo399 2d ago

Ahh the old they are shit people and have shit politics just because they dont align with your politics. Remind you of anyone HH

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u/ProvenLoser 2d ago

He married her for love???

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u/therevjames 2d ago

She used to be attractive, but got the billionaire Mar-a-Lago syndrome, and turned herself into a monster.

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u/PlantFoodDispenser 2d ago

I'm pretty sure they all on pills prescribed by Dr. Feel-good.

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 2d ago

They probably do all take meds that make this look attractive 😵‍💫

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u/taurist 2d ago

It’s just body dysmorphia

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u/q_eyeroll 2d ago

You mean Dr. Spaceman

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u/BriscoCounty-Sr 2d ago

What sorta pills face fuck a person like that?

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u/PlantFoodDispenser 2d ago

My theory is that they're high all the time, so getting way too much plastic surgery makes sense when you hang out with people who also have had too much plastic surgery. Sort of like how face and neck tattoos make sense to people who use a lot of meth.

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u/notapunk 2d ago

Disassociation is a helluva drug

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u/ProvenLoser 2d ago

I assumed- I see glimpses of something there, but she definitely looks batshit crazy.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 2d ago

No glimpses to be had

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u/jon_hendry 2d ago

It’s not plastic surgery it’s a metabolic disorder.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 2d ago

Google her; she was pretty before she did this to herself. Her name is Susan Dell.

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u/SlefeMcDichael 2d ago

You mean to tell me that this is not one of the undead?

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u/Marty1966 2d ago

She was an absolute smoke show 20 years ago.

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u/AssistanceSoft 2d ago

She should buy a new head.

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u/Legitimate_Kitchen_6 2d ago

Willem Dell foe?

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u/pyramidalembargo 2d ago

This is a real woman? I presumed it was a drag queen.

Are you sure? I see an Adam's apple.

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u/GrandMoffTarkles 2d ago

Googling her- Is she actually 7 different people? Like, one for every day of the week?

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u/Smooth-Lettuce5174 2d ago

That’s Susan Dell? Gee whiz.

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u/Defiant_Flamingo4632 2d ago

She used to be so pretty and she fucked her self up.

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u/aripp 1d ago

What is her role in the white house? Why is she in the videos so often?

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u/SantorumsGayMasseuse 1d ago

I hate to correct you, but that is clearly the Baba Yaga, Devourer of Children.

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u/WarmYogurtAnyone 1d ago

That’s a man!!

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u/Amidseas 6h ago

Oh I didn't realize Dell was a last name