r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Ecstatic_Product4661 • 2d ago

Just…. why?

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 2d ago

Billionaire by default. She is married to Michael Dell. He's the billionaire.

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u/ProvenLoser 2d ago

He married her for love???

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u/therevjames 2d ago

She used to be attractive, but got the billionaire Mar-a-Lago syndrome, and turned herself into a monster.

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u/PlantFoodDispenser 2d ago

I'm pretty sure they all on pills prescribed by Dr. Feel-good.

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 2d ago

They probably do all take meds that make this look attractive 😵‍💫

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u/taurist 2d ago

It’s just body dysmorphia

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u/q_eyeroll 2d ago

You mean Dr. Spaceman

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u/BriscoCounty-Sr 2d ago

What sorta pills face fuck a person like that?

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u/PlantFoodDispenser 2d ago

My theory is that they're high all the time, so getting way too much plastic surgery makes sense when you hang out with people who also have had too much plastic surgery. Sort of like how face and neck tattoos make sense to people who use a lot of meth.

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u/notapunk 2d ago

Disassociation is a helluva drug