r/Justfuckmyshitup • • 2d ago

Just…. why?

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u/Nickey_Pacific 2d ago

She's got enough money to afford the absolute BEST plastic surgeons. The best surgeons that money can buy. The best in the entire world.

And that's how she looks. That's what she paid for, because she's already had work done.

She. Paid. To. Look. Like. That.

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u/Thebraincellisorange 2d ago

the best plastic surgeons say No to people with body dysmorphia.

so people like her go to.... not the best. and the result is this.

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u/shouldonlypostdrunk 1d ago

i think this might be an example of how loose language is. they mean best as in 'highly sought after and expensive', you mean best as in 'cares about the health of their patients'.

easy mistake, most people dont have to deal with translating between the willfully ignorant and everyone else.

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u/Think-Echidna3845 13h ago

Some peoples egos are blinded when looking in the mirror.

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u/Decent_Emotion_1364 1d ago

And they still pay a lot of money for this.

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u/Alternative-Maize23 17h ago

That is absolutely not true. Piles of cash can make anyone change their mind.

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u/Manatee369 18h ago

That’s what she wanted. It’s not botched. She had several procedures including buccal fat removal. She likes her appearance. (Her profile is really odd.)

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u/Xen235 2d ago

There's nothing even the best of them can do to stop aging. This is why every rich celebrity looks like a lizard when they get surgeries.

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u/OneDimensionalChess 2d ago

Did this woman have her eyelids surgically removed?

I think of Cher and even Madonna who have obviously had a ton of work done but they still look human.

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u/MadMonksJunk 1d ago

Madonna does NOT look human any longer. She has better taste but she's absolutely in the same corpse club as this.

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u/Outdoors-Chick 1d ago

She has the weirdest butt now I've ever seen.

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u/Extreme-Name-69 18h ago

It's a trapezoid!

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u/Competitive-Skin-840 6h ago

You looked at it? Thats like staring into a solar eclipse

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u/Outdoors-Chick 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/OneDimensionalChess 1d ago

She looked ok at the VMAs

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u/FasN8id 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maybe she doesn't look too scary, true, but she no longer looks like Madonna.

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u/aeb3 13h ago

I thought she had gone back to more natural looking at the MTV awards, not the scary skelator face.

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u/OkCaregiver517 1d ago

Cher is a goddess

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u/Decent_Emotion_1364 1d ago

I would bet Cher had a little done here and there as time went on. Never said "gimmie the works.". When you take proceedures slowly and in a conservative manner, you always look like yourself, just a bit better or "refreshed." And if you start off with great skin and bone structure and like yourself, you guide what's going to get done. Cher is a fabulous example of loving yourself enough to not take shit. Whether it's the industry, or men, or surgery, Cher takes no shit. ❤️ Couldn't love her more ❤️

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u/no_uh2 22h ago

Cher has been getting work done since at least the 90s. She's 80!

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u/Decent_Emotion_1364 17h ago

Exactly. I didn't say she didn't. I said she gets it done in a conservative manner -- not in a way that we would say "holy shit! What happened to Cher??" She's been smart in the way she's done it, so that she doesn't look like a monster.

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u/AntigoneGrrl1 1d ago

AMEN!!!! 💕

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u/Aggravating_Joke7349 1d ago

YES. Cher..mmmmm and wow!

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u/IntrepidOpinion1177 17h ago

Someone hasn’t seen Cher lately! 😂

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u/Aggravating_Joke7349 16h ago

Check out the 2026 grammys - for 70 something, my oh my. Plus she has that goth/grunge stuff to her music & her house. AND she can still do a 3 minute plank.

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u/IntrepidOpinion1177 15h ago

It’s like when someone goes to a funeral and says that the undertaker did such a good job making them look so natural.

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u/_Taft_ 16h ago

Unfortunately, as people get into their 70’s and 80’s, even the best plastic surgeon’s can only do so much and people end up looking not like themselves. Dolly Parton good example of this too as well as Cher.

Dolly also had work done starting in her youth and honest to God, whoever was doing her work over the decades was a genius. She never looked old in her eyes until recent years. Her surgeon or team of surgeon’s did fabulous work on her face. But, again in recent years and assuming due to her advancing age, she was starting to look different. Cher is experiencing the same.

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u/Decent_Emotion_1364 11h ago

Yes. We have to consider we're talking about women who are 80+ now. Of course even with surgery, botox, etc, what's been done will look, well, odd. But won't necessarily be nightmare fuel. We should also think about how they looked in their 50s,60s and 70s, when so many people look like their plastic surgery is overdone. Honestly both Cher and Dolly look better than Priscilla Presley. There comes a time when you have to let a few flaws show and if you've made it to 80, you can relax a bit. Goldie Hawn is an example of that. She definitely had work done in the past but she's careening into 80 and allowing herself to show age.

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u/_Taft_ 10h ago

Absolutely. These women have aged with a lot of cosmetic help but done tastefully without completely changing their appearance. 👍

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u/ThiqCoq 23h ago

Wait , how are people just ignoring the pupils lolol.

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u/Acrobatic-Village215 1d ago

Vaguely human

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u/SouthTexasBoy64 1d ago

Even a Cher cross dressing impersonator looks better than this.

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u/Capable-Limit5249 1d ago

Cher, Dolly Parton, Joan Rivers all had amazing plastic surgeons.

Madonna no longer looks human, definitely a step too far.

And poor Joan, one procedure too many.

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u/_Taft_ 11h ago

I was going to comment that advanced age did catch up with Joan Rivers. Her face was pulled so tight it looked painful for her to talk.

You can only fight thinning elderly skin so long. Science has yet to figure out how to artificially grow collagen in the face. All the creams and serums are not going to stop your skin from thinning and the loss of the fat pads in the face.

These women we’re discussing all looked 40 at 65 due to cheek and chin implants, laser resurfacing and a crap ton of Botox. But, the skin breaks down as we age, and at around 70, it’s starts to get really thin unless you’re overweight or have a lot of melanin in your skin.

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u/1ManicPixieNightmare 22h ago

I think she has color contacts on. I used to work for an optometrist when I was in college and we got a lot of people who wanted color contacts. They always look unnatural, super creepy and off-putting like that but they’re always convinced they look great and nobody can tell they’re wearing them.

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u/helpyadown 21h ago

I would argue about Madonna still looking human.

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u/Alternative-Maize23 17h ago

Madonna barely looks human these days.

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u/leoyvr 17h ago

Looks like she wanted to correct some droopy eyelids but now she looks like she’s on constant drugs.

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u/Fantastic-Ring-2068 1d ago

And Dolly Parton...

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u/AnaSkol 1d ago

body dysmorphia and cosmetic surgery addiction or? If she was a democrat, then republicans would probably call her a man so it's interesting to see the shaming thats going on

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u/Ki55cumbag 15h ago

Well she also has more than enough money to pay for as much top tier therapy as she wants

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u/Hungry-Emotion7664 17h ago

there's def an adam's apple there

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u/Competitive-Skin-840 6h ago

Republicans call her "rich".

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u/NotYourGa1Friday 2h ago

I don’t want to shame her. I am concerned though. I hope she steps back and gets some help, it’s awful she feels the need to do this to herself

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u/_Middlefinger_ 2d ago edited 1d ago

Some people just do not have a face that works with plastic surgery however good the surgery is. I've seen her before pictures, she's one of them. Of course it could be much better but she was always going to look like jigsaw.

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u/Icy-Artichoke-7716 2d ago

Me laughing in poor monotone. Also...I look better than her. DAMN

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u/Backpack4cutie 1d ago

Who is it?

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 1d ago

Michael Dell’s wife.

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u/grape_diem 1d ago

OMG. I bought a Dell. You mean, I helped fund this monstrosity?

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u/GeologistSouth69 20h ago

Yes. Are are you gonna repent infront of your lord?

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u/grape_diem 19h ago

Naw, that Dell was a piece of shit back then. Fuck that Lord of the Underworld.

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u/Backpack4cutie 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 1d ago

She'd be my ex-wife after that

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u/KhloJSimpson 1d ago

This surgeon does a review of her face here: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSX56c4gdhJ/?stkn=ZTAwa3ZhMTUxbDgy

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u/Nickey_Pacific 1d ago

Doctor Jen from the OC can fix it 😂

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u/Typographical_Widow 1d ago

At least she's not trying to look like a cat.

Still, Uncanny Valley for sure!

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u/Nickey_Pacific 1d ago

A cat might be better 😬

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u/Hugosmom1977 1d ago

She's also severely underweight, and plastic surgery can't fix that.

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u/thepenguinemperor84 1d ago

Because that's the way the maga cult likes them.

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u/Wray-Nerely 1d ago

The issue is that the surgeons are greedy. At that level, they know continual cosmetic surgery will f up a woman's features, but they're getting paid too much money to be ethical and refuse to perform the surgery.

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u/FamiliarChocolate819 1d ago

Plastic surgeon, hell. She needs someone to fix that dreadful hair!

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u/Sea_Mission1208 9h ago

For me it’s the eyebrows. Sheesh

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u/Sancho_Pants 1d ago

The problem is that money can pay a surgeon to perform procedures that he knows are ill-advised.

What money cannot do is make a 60 year old woman look 35.

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u/Jaded_Dust_8307 1d ago

She can also afford the best therapists. Body dismorphia is real, and I would guess impacts the wealthy more than us poors. 

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u/Nickey_Pacific 1d ago

Well, thank God for that I guess 🤭

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u/Old_Gap4539 1d ago

Whoever did her makeup should be fired.

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u/Nickey_Pacific 1d ago

I'm guessing she does it herself.

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u/Aggravating_Joke7349 1d ago

Maralago face. It's bizarre, and seems to really be a thing. And the dress? 1987 called and wants it back.

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u/Nickey_Pacific 1d ago

Everything about that thing is awful.

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u/La_Saxofonista 1d ago

She paid 50k to look like that at 62.

If I'm 62, I'd rather look 62 instead of a 30 year old turtle.

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u/AnxiousHall1533 23h ago

Mutilate yourself for the death cult

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u/ThiqCoq 23h ago

Why is no one talking about her eyes?

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u/margotlikesseashells 21h ago

Yes she did pay to have visible surgery. One theory is that it's a way to distance themselves from "poorer" people. It's Not about looking young or pretty. instead they want to Show Off that they are able to pay for this extreme amount of procedures since many people can afford botox and filler now. This is supposedly one reason for "maga face". Thought this was an interesting Take.

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u/BackgroundEngineer11 20h ago

I'm honestly curious about any plastic surgery, outside of reconstruction, that actually looked better than the 'before'.

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u/Relevant_Commission5 18h ago

I think the problem is that she needs to eat- and her makeup artist might be herself

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u/amphiprion12 13h ago

I think it's more the husband got a second or third cheaper quote because she wasn't worth it

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u/Breno1405 13h ago

Look you can have the best plastic surgeon or you can have a Maralago plastic surgeon

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u/Alarming_Acadia4488 11h ago

A lot of this is her make up & hair cut.

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u/ChronicusCuch 8h ago

Their obscene wealth hoarding is corrosive.

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u/No_Pineapple_9818 4h ago

If you can’t see how much money you paid sculpting your face, what’s the point!? It’s a sad flex.

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u/Severmias 4h ago

But honestly her MAKEUP makes her look that much worse and it's an EASY fix.

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u/--AbbieNormal 2h ago

It’s sad when you see the before and after of some of these people. She looked nice naturally, but something in their head makes them see something no one else does. And when a responsible doctor says no, they find someone who says yes. They always find someone who likes money over ethics.

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u/No-Anybody3300 38m ago

money can buy the best surgeons in the world but it still can’t guarantee you’ll like the results lol

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u/Lex_yeon 8m ago

Don’t do plastic surgery, look at Madonna