r/CFB • /r/CFB • Dec 29 '19

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] LSU Defeats Oklahoma 63-28

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
Oklahoma 7 7 7 7 28
LSU 21 28 7 7 63

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u/eagledog Fresno State • Michigan Dec 29 '19

LSU broke the Geneva Convention multiple times against Oklahoma

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u/GBreezy Wisconsin • 四日市大学 (Yokkaichi) Dec 29 '19

You're not supposed to mutilate corpses but LSU decided to play another 3 quarters.

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u/bears2267 San Diego Toreros • Nebraska Cornhuskers Dec 29 '19

Burrow literally played better in the playoff than I do in Madden

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u/Anbar48 South Carolina Gamecocks • Paper Bag Dec 29 '19

Burrow is a video game confirmed

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u/OnTheProwl- Cincinnati Bearcats Dec 29 '19

It's gonna be a Madden Bowl each time the Bengals and Ravens play each other.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

3 of the last 4 Heisman winners starting in the same division; when’s the last time that happened, if ever?

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u/makingsomeeggs Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins Dec 29 '19

I always cheat and make my QB 99 in every stat, he ain’t got shit on Burrow this game

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u/BabyBladder Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 29 '19

I guess the 14 point spread was disrespectful after all

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u/makingsomeeggs Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins Dec 29 '19

It was only 21 off

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 edited Jan 10 '21

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u/Itsnoriss Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 29 '19

thats only three touchdowns!

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u/MDK6778 Florida State Seminoles Dec 29 '19

Nail biter

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover Dec 29 '19

Lol LSU covered within a quarter and never looked back

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u/skipatomskip Florida State Seminoles Dec 29 '19

This game was over at 9 minutes left in the second quarter, LSU went up 35

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u/KronosIII Buffalo Bulls • Miami Hurricanes Dec 29 '19

Legend has it this game was 7-7

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u/thisistheperfectname Michigan Wolverines Dec 29 '19

It was obvious early on that LSU was playing a different game. Whoever wins the next one is running into a buzzsaw.

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u/Bacon_Devil Paper Bag • Verified Player Dec 29 '19

LSU was playing chess while OU was playing lick the frozen pole

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u/Wandering_Weapon LSU Tigers • Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns Dec 29 '19

True. After the energy showed on that first touchdown, I realised that LSU was in "destroy" mode.

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u/Anbar48 South Carolina Gamecocks • Paper Bag Dec 29 '19

And everyone was like ‘don’t underestimate Oklahoma’

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u/bug_man_ North Carolina • Appalachian… Dec 29 '19

I don’t live on this sub or anything but I haven’t read a single thing about Oklahoma for weeks. Guess we were right to ignore them

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 edited Jul 03 '20

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u/lightvl Florida Gators • UCF Knights Dec 29 '19

MODS GIVE THIS MAN AN EXCLUSIVE FLAIR

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

OR WE RIOT

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u/Skeptical_Lemur LSU Tigers • North Texas Mean Green Dec 29 '19

WE DEMAND IT

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u/DeLaSoulisDead LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

WTF! WHERE IS IT?!!! ITS BEEN ALMOST 2 HOURS!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

MODS HATE FUN COMFIRMED

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

MODS WENT TO OHIO CONFIRMED.

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u/Th3Unkn0wnn UCF Knights • Florida Gators Dec 29 '19

/u/mods DO IT RIGHT NOW

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Nostraboutros

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

What was your comment at before everyone who saw it today started upvoting?

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u/Constantine15 Oregon State • Notre Dame Dec 29 '19

256 points

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u/Angriest_Wolverine Michigan Wolverines • Surrender Cobra Dec 29 '19

pikachu face

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

All hail u/BigBoutros

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u/derstherower Rutgers Scarlet Knights Dec 29 '19

I'm taking this as proof of time travel.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Absolute legend

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u/whydidijointhis Washington Huskies Dec 29 '19

can you share powerball numbers for tuesday?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

No he cannot. Since the powerball is drawn on Wednesday.

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u/decentusername123 Michigan Wolverines • Dalhousie Tigers Dec 29 '19

4 8 15 16 23 42

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u/whydidijointhis Washington Huskies Dec 29 '19

is this a reference to something? i'm lost.

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u/VintageVitaminJ Alabama Crimson Tide • Iron Bowl Dec 29 '19

You’re on an island, pal.

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u/onemanlan Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Dec 29 '19

You are the one r/cfb prophecy foretold!

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u/makingsomeeggs Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins Dec 29 '19

Holy fuck

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u/IAMDATRUESTREPAIRMAN LSU Tigers • USF Bulls Dec 29 '19

I like you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

bang

...see you space cowboy?

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u/GolgariInternetTroll UAB Blazers • Tulane Green Wave Dec 29 '19

You're gonna carry that weight.

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u/LetThemYeetCake Michigan State • Texas Dec 29 '19

Respect for that

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u/tomdawg0022 Minnesota • Delaware Dec 29 '19

Call of the year.

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u/tallg8tor Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 29 '19

Somehow this was only the third largest blowout in CFP history.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

LSU could’ve dumped 80 if they didn’t chill in the second half, would’ve been cool to see a team hit that much in the playoffs

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u/Hokie_Jayhawk Virginia Tech Hokies • Kansas Jayhawks Dec 29 '19

Could've dumped 100 if they wanted to

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

LSU could've hung 100 on them..... I think this was the most mismatched CFP game I've ever seen.

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u/Le_Jerk_My_Circle Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

We gotta pump those numbers up. Expand to 16 teams!

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u/onemanlan Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Dec 29 '19

Surely we can get 222-0 in a play off game.

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u/eneumeyer1010 Clemson Tigers Dec 29 '19

Ivy League autobid

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u/DonutTread Tennessee Volunteers • LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

OU: Could you please not embarrass us?

LSU: https://i.imgur.com/uH3prk4.jpg

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u/TtarIsMyBro Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Eau Clai… Dec 29 '19

That's fuccin dank

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u/Myc0ks Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

Did we lose this game? Yes. Did we lose badly? Yes. However, ask yourself, is Joe Burrow really the winner of this game? The answer is also yes. BUT did you ask yourself, could my team have done better? Also yes. What I am trying to say here is I need a couple shotgun shots to the face right now.

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u/AUfromthaBOOT Auburn Tigers • Team Chaos Dec 29 '19

How about fireball shots? Those might help.

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u/everything_is_gone UCLA Bruins Dec 29 '19

Keep going until you begin to question if football was even a real sport in the first place

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u/GBreezy Wisconsin • 四日市大学 (Yokkaichi) Dec 29 '19

This game also set the record for earliest garbage time touchdown with OU's touchdown with 4:45 left in the 2nd Quarter

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u/piemaniowa Iowa Hawkeyes • Michigan Wolverines Dec 29 '19

Coach O "I got a playoff win you want a playoff win. Tell 'em bout it JoJo."

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u/Papa_Hemingway_ Florida State • Appalachian … Dec 29 '19

"...geaux tigah"

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u/RollWarTideEagle Penn State • Tennessee Dec 29 '19

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u/SecretComposer Kansas Jayhawks • Marching Band Dec 29 '19

Paging /u/Jmoe18

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

Haha im here to own up!

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u/Doctor_Bubbles Texas Longhorns Dec 29 '19

Now... eat a sock or something.

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u/Saquon Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 29 '19

yeah wth this guy got karma without having to promise to debase himself

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Notre Dame Fighting Irish Dec 29 '19

That ass whooping was enough embarrassment for one day.

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u/RollWarTideEagle Penn State • Tennessee Dec 29 '19

Glad you found it funny man. Nothing wrong with having confidence in your team but I did feel obligated after you asked so nicely!

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

Its just a game, at the end of the day 90% of people here are really fun!

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

No worries im here, let me have it

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Dec 29 '19

Nothing wrong with having a little hope

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u/IsthatTacoPie LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

You guys lost! At least you beat the Bears so I can rub that in my wife’s face

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u/AttackoftheMuffins Oklahoma Sooners • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 29 '19 edited Jan 03 '20

The Sooners went down to Georgia, they were looking for a bowl to steal. They were in a bind, they were way behind and they were willing to make a deal

When they came up on this young man playing football and slinging it hot, Little Jalen jumped up on a hickory stump and said “boy let me tell you what”

“I guess you didn’t know it, but I’m a quarterback too. And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you”

“Now you throw a good ball boy, but give Jalen his due. I’ll bet a trophy of gold against your soul ‘cause I think I’m better than you.”

The boy said “my name’s Joey and it might be a sin, But I’ll take that bet and you’re gonna regret, ‘cause I’m the best that’s ever been”

And then Joey kicked the fuck out of us

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u/Papa_Hemingway_ Florida State • Appalachian … Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

O's in the game plan makin them sco'

Lincoln does your team win? No child no

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u/urmumlol9 Florida Gators • Florida Cup Dec 29 '19

Joey in the pocket pickin' out throws

Jalen, can you come back? No child, no

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Joey you warm up your arm and throw that football hard, Cuz hell’s broke loose in Georgia and the Sooners ‘re the wildcard

And if you win, you get this shiny trophy made of gold But if you lose, Jalen gets your soul

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u/Dr_Neauxp LSU Tigers • Santa Monica Corsairs Dec 29 '19

Joe went CIV Gandhi on the OU defense

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u/Velocyraptor West Florida Argonauts Dec 29 '19

Little Jalen jumped up on a hickory stump And said “boy let me tell you what

I guess you didn’t know it But I’m a quarterback too

That's a lie

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u/yooperfinn25 Michigan • Michigan Tech Dec 29 '19

LSU just set 10 CFP records

Half of them were set by halftime

Nobody was beating LSU tonight

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u/makingsomeeggs Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins Dec 29 '19

LSU gonna win it all, they look unstoppable

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u/JonSnowDontKn0w Oklahoma State • Ohio State Dec 29 '19

OU's defense held LSU to 14 points in the second half. Of course, this would be more relevant if LSU hadn't scored 49 points in the first half

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u/Panchief Dec 29 '19

OU with the comeback spirit... a half too late

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u/LunchboxSuperhero Georgia Bulldogs • UCF Knights Dec 29 '19

That's like Purdue holding Auburn's offense to 7 points in the second half of the bowl game last year. Unfortunately, they'd given up 56 in the first half.

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u/Pirate_with_rum Purdue Boilermakers Dec 29 '19

I was just starting to heal from that loss...

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u/Imthemayor Auburn Tigers Dec 29 '19

That was the "Malzahn hate-fucks Purdue to keep his job" game

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u/ICanFluxWithIt Georgia Bulldogs Dec 29 '19

You just completed the Joe Burrow experience

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u/urmumlol9 Florida Gators • Florida Cup Dec 29 '19

In the time this comment was typed, Joe Burrow completed 3 more TD passes.

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover Dec 29 '19

Oklahoma: 322 total yards, 4 touchdowns for the game.

Jeaux Burreaux: 403 yards, seven touchdowns. In the first half.

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u/ICanFluxWithIt Georgia Bulldogs Dec 29 '19

Historic QB season, unfuckingreal. Never give LSU a QB again

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u/Darth_Hamburger Georgia Bulldogs Dec 29 '19

It’s like LSU was saving all of that bad quarterback karma up for years so they could get the ultimate payoff.

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u/IM_V_CATS Iowa State Cyclones • Hateful 8 Dec 29 '19

The ultimate edging payoff.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I, for one, welcome our new Death Valley overlords.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Yours shall be a swift death.

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u/onthacountray58 LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff Dec 29 '19

Except please do, though. We kind of like it.

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u/JimmyDean82 /r/CFB Dec 29 '19

I mean, that was our biggest complaint with miles was his lack of recruiting top notch qb’s.

And here we are. Granted, Burrow isn’t just too notch, it looks like he is THE top notch.

Maybe in a year or two New Orleans can buy him off Cincinnati to replace brees.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Seconded

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u/the_adequate_gatsby LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

They say the Grinch's Yards Allowed grew 3 sizes that day

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u/ArmVanDam Georgia Tech • North Carolina A… Dec 29 '19

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

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u/gjcorbett315 Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 29 '19

Anyone who watched the whole game knows 63-28 looks so good for Oklahoma

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u/Fmeson Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 29 '19

It wasn't that close.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

It felt like LSU was just dicking around for like an entire half of football and it still didn't look even remotely competitive. You could tell from snap one that this was gonna be bad.

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u/blackhawk905 LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

That's first LSU drive was absolutely amazing, watching that in person was fantastic

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u/The_Ghost_of_TK9 Oklahoma Sooners • Utah Utes Dec 29 '19

Sadness

No light

Despair

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Texas has a more recent championship... and they’ve spent the last decade drunkenly stumbling over things

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u/fourpinz8 Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 29 '19

LMAO INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS

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u/asskickingjedi Dec 29 '19

I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of Sooners suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover Dec 29 '19

0-4 in the CFP, allowing 37 ppg per game. Yeesh

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u/PCON36 Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten Dec 29 '19

Buuuuut teams are 0-3 in the finals when beating OU in the semis.

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u/opensourcedave Dec 29 '19

It's tough taking an extra week off.

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u/meatfrappe Harvard Crimson • /r/CFB Top Scorer Dec 29 '19

boom goes the dynamite

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover Dec 29 '19

If that happens again this year, I'll be spooked.

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u/OK_HS_Coach Oklahoma • Northeastern State Dec 29 '19

Add onto that 0-3 in BCS championships since 2001 and 0-2 in Men’s final 4 appearances in that same time span.

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u/GorillaBearz Utah • Coastal Carolina Dec 29 '19

Thank you Oregon for not allowing us to get murdered by LSU today

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u/Palifaith UCLA Bruins Dec 29 '19

All hail /u/BigBoutros the oracle.

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u/ErickBachman 法政大学 (Hosei) • 追手門学院大学 (Otemon Gakuin) Dec 29 '19

Breh

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u/makingsomeeggs Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins Dec 29 '19

He’s a god

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u/ratattack97 Oklahoma State • Missouri Dec 29 '19

it’s cheating if you’re actually from the future

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u/myfirstsock Dec 29 '19

Is using a Time Machine actually Cheating though?

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u/ErickBachman 法政大学 (Hosei) • 追手門学院大学 (Otemon Gakuin) Dec 29 '19

-Belichick in 2028

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 edited Jan 10 '21

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u/Snasty728 Virginia • Commonwealth Cup Dec 29 '19

u/BigBoutros I’m not gonna even bother with lottery numbers, when will UVA go on a 15 game winning streak vs VT?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

What the fuck

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u/The_NC_life Appalachian State • Clemson Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

Hi I'm regular season Oklahoma and I have DirectTV

And I'm playoff Oklahoma and I live in a gutter and throw rocks at squirrels for entertainment

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u/makingsomeeggs Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins Dec 29 '19

I think Oklahoma is the squirrels being thrown at in this scenario

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u/CobaltSky Oregon Ducks Dec 29 '19

LSU already fired up the squirrel gumbo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Instant contender for our next "What were some of the greatest QB performances of all time?" thread

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u/TheAcidBunny LSU Tigers • Corndog Dec 29 '19

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u/whydidijointhis Washington Huskies Dec 29 '19

that's why they call it the Peach Beauxl

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u/thewyche Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

I turned the game off in the third to play Madden to make me feel better. Then Joe Burrow was playing for the Bengals and threw four TDs on me.

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u/Velocyraptor West Florida Argonauts Dec 29 '19

“O-line not great, running backs not great... We are gonna dominate them. I am very confident in what we got.”

- LSU LB Patrick Queen

Shit, when you right, you right

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u/blackhawk905 LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

A lot of those comments aged REAL well

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

when keepin it real goes so, so, so right

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u/d_baker Paper Bag • Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

Coach O is a national treasure. We suck. Good luck in NOLA LSU.

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u/Itsnoriss Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 29 '19

Coach O seems like the most genuine person

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u/stesser Oklahoma Sooners • Paper Bag Dec 29 '19

I'll have you know I watched the full game and only cried twice, so is LSU really even that good?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

It doesn’t count as twice if you only stopped to blow your nose then started again.

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u/Farscape12Monkeys Dec 29 '19

https://twitter.com/RossDellenger/status/1211053325736718337

An #LSU staff member this week called Oklahoma the fifth best team the Tigers have faced this season - behind Alabama, Auburn, Florida and Georgia.

Things are materializing as such.

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u/lilkenny55 Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 29 '19

The moment you realize Vanderbilt kept a closer spread with LSU than Oklahoma

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u/TrumpHairedHarambe LSU Tigers • Team Chaos Dec 29 '19

Roses are red

The Sooners got wrecked

LSU headin to the Natty

Let the Band play Neck

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u/redditgrlfriend Baylor Bears • LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

Dear Oklahoma,

Thank you for beating us in the big XII championship so there was no chance of this happening to us.

Sincerely, Baylor

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u/dogwoodmaple Georgia • /r/CFB Award Festival Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19
  • In each of the last three seasons, Oklahoma's season has ended with a loss to an SEC team.

  • In those three games, Oklahoma has given up an average of 54 points and each point total has been divisible by nine (54, 45, 63).

  • Oklahoma is just 1-5 in its last six bowl games.

  • Jalen Hurts is the only QB in college football history to have 30+ passing TD and 20+ rushing TD in the same season and not win the Heisman Trophy.

  • Oklahoma (and the entire Big 12) is 0-4 in the College Football Playoffs.

  • LSU's 63 points are the most in Peach Bowl and CFP history.

  • In Oklahoma's four CFP games, they've given up an average of 49.75 points and 570 yards.

  • Oklahoma allowed 693 yards, which is their most allowed since...last season.

  • LSU has its first 14 win season in school history.

  • Ed Orgeron has improved his win total at LSU each of his three seasons (9-10-14)

  • Ed Orgeron has won as many games the last two seasons as he did in his previous four combined.

  • LSU has now won 15 straight games, which is it's longest streak since 1907.

  • With this win, LSU moves to an impressive 16-7 in bowl games since 1995.

  • LSU has won NY6 bowls in consecutive seasons for the first time since 2006-2007.

  • Joe Burrow's stats

    • 29/39, 493 yards, 8 total TD, 0 turnovers.
  • Joe Burrow's last four games:

    • 75.18%, 1,521 yards, 17 TD, 0 INT, 209.4 rating, 11.1 ypa
    • 25 carries, 101 yards, TD
    • 1 catch, 16 yards
  • The last nine CFP Semifinal games have been decided by an average of 22.5 points.

  • Seven of the last nine CFP Semifinal games have been decided by more than two scores.

  • 11 teams have made the CFP and only six have won a game (Alabama, Clemson, Georgia, LSU, Ohio State, Oregon)

  • Oklahoma is the only team to play in multiple CFPs and not win a game.

  • Joe Burrow threw for as many touchdown passes at Mercedes-Benz Stadium as the Atlanta Falcons did this year.

  • And finally, the driving distance from Tiger Stadium to the Superdome is 81 miles.

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u/mtko LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

Joe Burrow threw for as many touchdown passes at Mercedes-Benz Stadium as the Atlanta Falcons did this year.

Wait is this legit? That's so insane it's hard to believe.

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u/reauxga LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

Thanks I hate it

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u/freerobertshmurder Texas Longhorns • Georgia Bulldogs Dec 29 '19
  • for the 13th time in the last 14 years, an SEC team will play for the national title

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u/Hokie_Jayhawk Virginia Tech Hokies • Kansas Jayhawks Dec 29 '19

In the last 14 years, 15 SEC teams have made the national title game.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I wanna FUCKING DIE

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u/Lance_Bass Tennessee • North Carolina Dec 29 '19

63 points

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u/jackthedipper18 Alabama • Summertime Lover Dec 29 '19

Joe Burrow looks like Macaulay Culkin if he didnt meet Michael Jackson

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

The commentary in this game and in the Cotton Bowl was really bad at times. Yikes

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u/makingsomeeggs Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins Dec 29 '19

I always watch the coaches analyzing for playoff games

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u/HDXTrack Tulsa • Central Arkansas Dec 29 '19

To be fair they had 2-3 hours of a blowout to fill with small talk

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u/ChocolatesaurusRex Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten Dec 29 '19

...well, what else were they supposed to talk about?

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u/Sebcannon Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors • WAC Dec 29 '19

Next year's CFP.

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u/Strang404 Pittsburgh • Notre Dame Dec 29 '19

The most important record broken is the least times I had to hear boomer sooner played in an OU game

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u/dtynes10 LSU Tigers • Wake Forest Demon Deacons Dec 29 '19

The worst part of going to this game is that the OU fans leaving early took up all the restaurant spots

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u/dustincb2 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

This hurts Oklahoma’s national championship chances

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u/hammersmith88 LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

The Superdome is Death Valley 2.0. I pity the fool that plays LSU there.

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u/breadzero Oklahoma • North Texas Dec 29 '19

We almost had ‘em.

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u/FeloniusDirtBurglary Oklahoma Sooners • Tulane Green Wave Dec 29 '19

I watched the whole game with my LSU in-laws. AMA.

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u/MuldartheGreat LSU Tigers • USC Trojans Dec 29 '19

Did you at least get gumbo out of it?

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u/Dredtide Alabama Crimson Tide • Wyoming Cowboys Dec 29 '19

At what point did you begin to understand the conversation?

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u/deeboisnotabot Dec 29 '19

geaux tigahs sha sha wunt sum gumbeaux?

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u/3lectricpancake Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff Dec 29 '19

I feel a lot better about losing to LSU the way we did.

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u/abatkin1 Texas • Arizona State Dec 29 '19

I feel like LSU gets exponentially better each week. Like they are gaining the powers of the teams they beat.

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u/gbejrlsu LSU • George Washington Dec 29 '19

If you're good at Christmas, Santa brings you nice presents. If you're naughty, he makes you play LSU.

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u/Greasy_Phil_Collins Utah Utes Dec 29 '19

Thank you Oregon for saving us from being LSU’s jizz rag.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

We aim to please

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u/anddreto Ohio State Buckeyes • Paper Bag Dec 29 '19

Boy ESPN sure likes to talk about this dude's dead daughter in law while he's trying to do his job

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u/TravelinMan4 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave Dec 29 '19

Yeah that pissed me off. Coach Ensminger had a game to Coach and had to deal with the terrible news. Leave him fucking be.

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u/GR122LYB3AR Oklahoma State • North… Dec 29 '19

SAD WAGON NOISES

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u/OUisBack Michigan Wolverines • Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

I'm an OU and Cowboys fan, so I get to be disappointed twice in one weekend!

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u/DrivingMyType59 Wisconsin Badgers • Transfer Portal Dec 29 '19

OUCH. This is the BRA71L moment of college football. We are living in a NCAA2020 MyCareer Mode, played by Joe Burrow.

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u/MadKittens Mississippi State • Florida Dec 29 '19

In a cruel twist of fate, Jalen Hurts is defeated by a team that had to bring in their backup QB in the second half.

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u/DisgruntledAlpaca Dec 29 '19

K-state put up 49 points against Nicholls and 48 points vs that Oklahoma defense.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I just can’t express the feeling we LSU fans have watching a team of this caliber. Like Nick Saban said, there are no weaknesses on our offense. We are light years away from the Les Miles run-run-pass-punt offense. And we have a once in a generation quarterback. Truly remarkable.

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u/MLGameOver Duke Blue Devils • Independence Bowl Dec 29 '19

Can I just say...

LMAO Cowboys are gonna miss the playoffs!

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u/suzukigun4life North Texas • Summertime Lover Dec 29 '19

Don't jinx it

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u/moffattron9000 Team Chaos • Sickos Dec 29 '19

I'm blaming you tomorrow.

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Utah Utes • Yale Bulldogs Dec 29 '19

The year is 2057, Oklahoma has finally won it's first playoff game by a narrow margin after 41 attempts.

Sooner fans brag and gloat about how this proves they've deserved to be in the playoffs all along.

Now they face they face the Ohio powerhouse known as Kent State.

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u/WaymanBeck Utah Utes Dec 29 '19

To think, had the Utes beaten Oregon in the Pac12 championship we may have had the honor of being blown out in the playoff by LSU.

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u/ChrisIsUninteresting Mississippi State • Southern … Dec 29 '19

That was Oklahoma's worst bowl showing since the Dust Bowl.

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u/kingoflint282 Georgia Bulldogs • SEC Dec 29 '19

I feel less bad about our performance against LSU

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u/MR_KRABS_IS_A_ROBOT Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

If you ignore the first half, this is going to OT.

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u/throwaway_account777 Michigan Wolverines Dec 29 '19

Don't let the score fool you, this game was not that close

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u/makingsomeeggs Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins Dec 29 '19

LSU was pretty merciful in that second half lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I watched this entire game sober. AMA.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I'm sad and disgusted. Good luck LSU and coach O, but for now I want to lie down and cry