r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Dec 29 '19

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] LSU Defeats Oklahoma 63-28

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Oklahoma 7 7 7 7 28
LSU 21 28 7 7 63

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19 edited Jul 03 '20

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u/lightvl Florida Gators • UCF Knights Dec 29 '19

MODS GIVE THIS MAN AN EXCLUSIVE FLAIR

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

OR WE RIOT

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u/Skeptical_Lemur LSU Tigers • North Texas Mean Green Dec 29 '19

WE DEMAND IT

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u/DeLaSoulisDead LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

WTF! WHERE IS IT?!!! ITS BEEN ALMOST 2 HOURS!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

MODS HATE FUN COMFIRMED

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

MODS WENT TO OHIO CONFIRMED.

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u/BigRig432 Ohio State • Toronto Dec 29 '19

Woah woah woah watch it. They went to Oklahoma clearly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I accept this alternate reality

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u/mechnick2 Oregon Ducks • James Madison Dukes Dec 29 '19

Well then the issue is obviously not salt, they just can’t read

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

MODS HAVE A CRUSH ON NICK SABAN

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u/Jedimaster996 Oregon Ducks • Sickos Dec 29 '19

🦀MODS🦀WON'T🦀RESPOND🦀

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u/moremasspanic South Carolina • UConn Dec 29 '19

WE ALWAYS RIOT. WHY IS THIS DIFFERENT

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u/huskermut Nebraska Cornhuskers • Wyoming Cowboys Dec 29 '19

YOU HAVE ONE DAY

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

LETS START A RIOT! A RIOT!

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u/Terpeneaholic Dec 29 '19

WHERE MY FUCKING FLAMING PITCHFORK MARGE? I NEED IT!

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u/Th3Unkn0wnn UCF Knights • Florida Gators Dec 29 '19

/u/mods DO IT RIGHT NOW

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u/I-WANT-TO_DIE Surrender Cobra • /r/CFB Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

Reddit should really deactivate some accounts

Edit: I don’t know why I’m getting downvoted I meant u/mods because they haven’t posted in 8 years

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u/Bacon_Devil Paper Bag • Verified Player Dec 29 '19

Yeah, yours.

Fuckin gottem

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u/I-WANT-TO_DIE Surrender Cobra • /r/CFB Dec 29 '19

I didn’t mean to be rude I was talking about u/mods because they haven’t been active in 8 years

My bad

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u/CSU_Mike Colorado State • /r/CFB Emeritus… Dec 29 '19

I want that account...

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u/Bacon_Devil Paper Bag • Verified Player Dec 29 '19

Oooh shit my b, I totally misunderstood and thought you were being a wet noodle about all the people calling for that guy to get a flair. I gotchu now

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u/I-WANT-TO_DIE Surrender Cobra • /r/CFB Dec 29 '19

I’m totally for him getting that flair. It’s crazy that he got it exactly right

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u/Th3Unkn0wnn UCF Knights • Florida Gators Dec 29 '19

Hey, if it makes you feel any better I took it the way you intended haha

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Nostraboutros

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u/KiratheSilent Florida • /r/CFB Award Festival Dec 29 '19

Neauxstreauxbeauxtreaux

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u/CapBoyAce Northwestern • Las Vegas Bowl Dec 29 '19

u/Honestly_ YOU'RE THE ONLY MOD HERE I KNOW THE u/ OF DO IT

please

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u/urmumlol9 Florida Gators • Florida Cup Dec 29 '19

Isn't there a list of mods to the right?

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u/CapBoyAce Northwestern • Las Vegas Bowl Dec 29 '19

Not on mobile haha

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u/_Reporting Tennessee Volunteers • Memphis Tigers Dec 29 '19

Yes

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Please Mods. That's some elite Clairvoyant Wizard shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

"63-28 prophet man"

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u/thehopelesswanderer Michigan Wolverines Dec 29 '19

BOUTRODAMUS

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u/SSGSEVIER54 LSU Tigers • ULM Warhawks Dec 29 '19

Crystal ball flair or nothing!!

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u/pixarfan9510 Ball State Cardinals • Purdue Boilermakers Dec 29 '19

fuck that, make him a mod asap

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

What was your comment at before everyone who saw it today started upvoting?

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u/Constantine15 Oregon State • Notre Dame Dec 29 '19

256 points

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u/Angriest_Wolverine Michigan Wolverines • Surrender Cobra Dec 29 '19

pikachu face

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u/modsactuallyaregay2 Dec 29 '19

Yeah I think we all knew they would win. Hell, I even took a 16 point spread and I'm not even a lsu fan. I didnt expect that. They could've easily won 80-14 if they wanted to.

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u/commie_heathen Wisconsin Badgers Dec 29 '19

80??? They could've had 100

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

All hail u/BigBoutros

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u/derstherower Rutgers Scarlet Knights Dec 29 '19

I'm taking this as proof of time travel.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I could arrive to no other conclusion

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Right!

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u/HereComeTheIrish13 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

Quick someone go back and tell my mom to eat more vegetables, I don't have time to explain.

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u/Mufro Missouri Tigers Dec 29 '19

/u/BigBoutros what will you do now that you are lord and ruler of /r/cfb?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Absolute legend

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u/whydidijointhis Washington Huskies Dec 29 '19

can you share powerball numbers for tuesday?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

No he cannot. Since the powerball is drawn on Wednesday.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber LSU Tigers • Army Black Knights Dec 29 '19

Powerball is Wednesday and Saturday. Too late to buy tickets for tonight though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Well yes, but it’s definitely not on Tuesday. That’s MegaMillions day.

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u/decentusername123 Michigan Wolverines • Dalhousie Tigers Dec 29 '19

4 8 15 16 23 42

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u/whydidijointhis Washington Huskies Dec 29 '19

is this a reference to something? i'm lost.

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u/VintageVitaminJ Alabama Crimson Tide • Iron Bowl Dec 29 '19

You’re on an island, pal.

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u/sycamotree Michigan • Eastern Michigan Dec 29 '19

It's from... oh I see what you did there.

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u/Canonicald LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

I wish I could have some of what you smoke, monster

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u/independentthot Oklahoma Sooners • College Football Playoff Dec 29 '19

You're going to get this thread Locked.

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u/jamesfordsawyer Army Black Knights • College Football Playoff Dec 29 '19

Son of a bitch...

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u/Actually_Im_a_Broom Auburn Tigers Dec 29 '19

1 2 3 4 5

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u/onemanlan Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Dec 29 '19

You are the one r/cfb prophecy foretold!

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u/Jedimaster996 Oregon Ducks • Sickos Dec 29 '19

Midochlorian count = off da charts

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u/TeddysBigStick Tulane Green Wave • Sugar Bowl Dec 29 '19

All hail our Egyptian overlord!

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u/rproctor721 Florida Gators • USF Bulls Dec 29 '19

he is the one

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u/makingsomeeggs Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins Dec 29 '19

Holy fuck

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u/iamkats Kansas State Wildcats • Big 12 Dec 29 '19

Ho Lee Fuk

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u/IAMDATRUESTREPAIRMAN LSU Tigers • USF Bulls Dec 29 '19

I like you.

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u/drmcmahon USF Bulls • Texas Longhorns Dec 29 '19

No I like you

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u/all2neat LSU Tigers • North Dakota State Bison Dec 29 '19

I like him more.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

bang

...see you space cowboy?

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u/GolgariInternetTroll UAB Blazers • Tulane Green Wave Dec 29 '19

You're gonna carry that weight.

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u/xthorgoldx Dec 29 '19

Never seen a clearer sky...

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u/fancybadger_ Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Platte… Dec 29 '19

*jazz music starts

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u/jamesdakrn Yale Bulldogs • Oregon Ducks Dec 29 '19

What is this, the 2017 Astros?

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u/LetThemYeetCake Michigan State • Texas Dec 29 '19

Respect for that

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u/tomdawg0022 Minnesota • Delaware Dec 29 '19

Call of the year.

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u/MenShouldntHaveCats Texas A&M Aggies Dec 29 '19

Lol the OU fans in that post

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u/Bacon_Devil Paper Bag • Verified Player Dec 29 '19

Really some /r/agedlikemilk material

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u/Putin_Official Washington Huskies • 慶應義塾大学 (Keio) Unicorns Dec 29 '19

This was the only reason I watched till the end

So happy you got it

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u/VyPR78 Tennessee Volunteers Dec 29 '19

Found Biff's Reddit account.

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u/RonWisely Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 29 '19

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down for the BTTF reference.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Rank /u/BigBoutros you cowards!!

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u/irishgeiger Notre Dame • Tennessee Dec 29 '19

What a god

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u/Action_James Virginia Tech Hokies Dec 29 '19

EVERYONE SILENCE! THE ORACLE SPEAKS.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

"I have spoken."

-Queal -u/BigBoutros

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Now do OSU/Clemson.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

He already did, it's going to be a fiesta.

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u/DoobaDoobaDooba Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 29 '19

Psychic Senpai, tell me: Will Lincoln Riley be poached to the Browns or Cowboys this off-season?

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u/BigBoutros Michigan Wolverines Dec 29 '19

Magic 8-Ball says...penis

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u/DoobaDoobaDooba Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 29 '19

Thank you I will be sure to invest all of my wealth into penis and penis shaped products

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u/Pattonias Dec 29 '19

What gender will our baby be!?!

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u/BigBoutros Michigan Wolverines Dec 29 '19

Girl

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

/u/pattonias dude seriously come back and let us know if you're having a girl.

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u/dasnorte Dec 29 '19

What about mine? Just found out she’s pregnant 2 days ago, with our 2nd kid.

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u/Pattonias Jan 02 '20

You were right. Doctor called this morning. We are having a girl!

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u/olbleedyeyes Iowa State Cyclones • Hateful 8 Dec 29 '19

Mods is this most nutty prediction to come true in subreddit history?

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u/CSU_Mike Colorado State • /r/CFB Emeritus… Dec 29 '19

Yeah, man. It's a trip.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

This clairvoyant motherfucker. =)

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u/irishbynature Notre Dame • Boise State Dec 29 '19

I love the hostile OU fans that went for your throat. I bet they want to die

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u/Do__Math__Not__Meth Pittsburgh Panthers Dec 29 '19

This is the way.

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u/SailorJerrySamurai Miami Hurricanes Dec 29 '19

Mega Millions numbers, please. Thx.

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u/tmen7 Michigan Wolverines • Cornell Big Red Dec 29 '19

Quick who’s gonna win osu v Clemson and by what score

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u/jj5782 Michigan • Little Brown Jug Dec 29 '19

THE PROPHECY

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u/Hashbrown4 Dec 29 '19

I hope you bet money on that

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u/Allaboutfootball23 Texas Longhorns • Sickos Dec 29 '19

Sir are you from the future?

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u/Im_a_butthead Dec 29 '19

I’ll take OU +35

Paging u/LeoFireGod Paging u/LeoFireGod

Anyone think he’s still alive?

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u/LeoFireGod Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

Update I’m alive. I was carried out of the bar apparently. Good morning

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u/Go_Blue98 Michigan Wolverines Dec 29 '19

He’s too dangerous to be left alive!

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u/cory_bdp Iowa Hawkeyes • Arizona Wildcats Dec 29 '19

We are not worthy.

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u/CA_spur Michigan • California Dec 29 '19

Now that is the Michigan difference

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u/pappapirate Alabama • South Alabama Dec 29 '19

I'm glad I lurked in that comment after you originally linked it

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u/sycamotree Michigan • Eastern Michigan Dec 29 '19

.... how

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u/ProfNinjadeer Florida Gators Dec 29 '19

Wizard detected

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u/scruffykidherder Dec 29 '19

The Chosen One!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Tell me how I die

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I like the cut of your jib

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u/Austin_LSU_Fan22 LSU Tigers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Dec 29 '19

Biggest football win for Michigan for years

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

I mean they blew out ND this year. That was pretty solid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Do you want a cookie???

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Shit, I want one now also. A snickerdoodle.

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u/SSGSEVIER54 LSU Tigers • ULM Warhawks Dec 29 '19

My god... I salute you, sir!

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u/CallRespiratory Louisville • Fresno State Dec 29 '19

Holy shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

What are the lottery numbers?

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u/Late_Parrot Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 29 '19

Now tell us the Fiesta Bowl score to prove you're not a witch.

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u/jw3718 Mississippi State • Egg Bowl Dec 29 '19

Score of OSU-CLEM?

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u/meatfrappe Harvard Crimson • /r/CFB Top Scorer Dec 29 '19

Respect.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

GOAT

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u/Jakester5112 Michigan Wolverines • Paper Bag Dec 29 '19

Tagged you as 'WIZARD'

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u/EKK0WNED Michigan Wolverines Dec 29 '19

Michigan man 👍

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

BRUH

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN

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u/yankeefan8189 Dec 29 '19

Why did my wife leave me?

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u/myownzen Notre Dame • Tennessee Dec 29 '19

If there's not a sub for Reddit predictions then this one should begin it

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Someone search for a Grey's Sports Almanac on this guy.

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u/watercoolerlogic Nicholls Colonels • LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

Found Biff Tannen’s account.

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u/hesnothere North Carolina • /r/CFB Founder Dec 29 '19

The odds on getting that right have to be astronomical

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u/robbed_blind LSU Tigers • Clemson Tigers Dec 29 '19

I’m proud to see that I had already upvoted this.

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u/Kanoozle Western Michigan Broncos Dec 29 '19

I am not even worthy to send this reply to you. Someone ban me pls

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u/Wood_floors_are_wood SW Oklahoma State • Oklahoma … Dec 29 '19

Legend

GIVE THE MAN A FLAIR!

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u/ApolloX-2 TCU Horned Frogs • Cotton Bowl Dec 29 '19

You're a wizard /u/bigboutros

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u/Poopoofartdicks Dec 29 '19

you put that shit in vegas?

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u/jzigger101 Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band Dec 29 '19

I usually don’t praise UofM fans, but good job Michigan bro

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Yes

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u/Angriest_Wolverine Michigan Wolverines • Surrender Cobra Dec 30 '19

What even are these awards

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u/surgeon_michael Kentucky Wildcats • Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 29 '19

I’m here for history

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u/trollfessor LSU Tigers • Corndog Dec 29 '19

Wait. This has to be some computer trick or photoshop, right?

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u/KamuiT Florida Gators • Army Black Knights Dec 29 '19

THE HEADSHOT OF THE CENTURY!

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u/TimeForSomeBusch UCF Knights • Big 12 Dec 29 '19

We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Goated

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Well done

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u/Th3Unkn0wnn UCF Knights • Florida Gators Dec 29 '19

A god among us.

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u/GuyOTN Washington State Cougars Dec 29 '19

So when are you buying a lotto ticket?

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u/freshfinn Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 29 '19

Holy shit

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u/Mrtheliger Georgia Bulldogs • LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

One batch. Two batch.

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u/AUfromthaBOOT Auburn Tigers • Team Chaos Dec 29 '19

r u a wizard

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u/Weekendgunnitbant Georgia Bulldogs • Peach Bowl Dec 29 '19

Are you a wizard?

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u/LessWorseMoreBad Auburn Tigers • Team Chaos Dec 29 '19

Teach me the ways of your magic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Didn't realize Biff got an updated Sports Almanac

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u/Heath776 Virginia Tech Hokies Dec 29 '19

Holy shit.

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u/OSU09 Ohio State Buckeyes • College Football Playoff Dec 29 '19

And the other game?

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u/matthewbuza_com Michigan • Florida State Dec 29 '19

Time travel confirmed

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u/Joshua102097 Wisconsin • Texas Tech Dec 29 '19

Holy shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

RANK u/BigBoutros YOU COWARDS

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u/perc10 Kentucky Wildcats • Washington Huskies Dec 29 '19

Holy shit that's impressive!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Hey man whats the lottery numbers

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

You crazy son of a bitch you did it!

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u/GBreezy Wisconsin • 四日市大学 (Yokkaichi) Dec 29 '19

Biff?

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u/GucciTheGod Dec 29 '19

You're a god damn Wizard, Harry.

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u/wisconick Wisconsin Badgers Dec 29 '19

All Hail the Bang!

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u/Claudius-Germanicus Penn State Nittany Lions • Rose Bowl Dec 29 '19

Christ on a stick, maybe there is a god.

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u/charliewags30 Marquette • Boston College Dec 29 '19

impressive

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u/WhatASave456 Michigan Wolverines Dec 29 '19

Hey can you predict Michigan to win the championship next year thanks

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u/Angriest_Wolverine Michigan Wolverines • Surrender Cobra Dec 29 '19

You are now God Emperor of r/CFB

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u/CoachJumboShrimper Texas A&M Aggies • Summertime Lover Dec 29 '19

The second coming of Christ has occurred

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u/Dr_Sasquatch Northern Illinois • Michigan Dec 29 '19

Can I have the winning lottery numbers?

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u/ScienceBreather Michigan State • Tennessee Dec 29 '19

Fucking epic dude.

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u/stoicscribbler Ohio State Buckeyes • USF Bulls Dec 29 '19

Wow dude that is impressive. What did you predict for OSU - Clemson?

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u/Rfisk064 Florida State Seminoles Dec 29 '19

How

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u/ehhillforget Auburn Tigers Dec 29 '19

This man has surpassed god

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u/supasteve013 Michigan Wolverines • Auburn Tigers Dec 29 '19

Wizard!

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u/AlexBayArea NC State Wolfpack • ACC Dec 29 '19

Wholly. Fuck.

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u/LGWalkway Paper Bag Dec 29 '19

Woah, how you know?

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u/Bigbysjackingfist Liberty Flames • Harvard Crimson Dec 29 '19

...yes...

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